Mark's egos are taking over my life....
So I was thinking while looking at all of your posts about Mark’s egos (mainly Dark and Will) and it got me thinking about two things…
What if they were love birds?
What if they were best friends?
(they could most certainly be both though.)
>Dark, being a ‘dark’ ego, dislikes all of the pastel yellow and various pinks decorating their apartment, yet doesn’t have the heart to tell Will.
>Will secretly having a photo album of Dark sleeping. (Does Dark sleep? or does he just fuss out like the old tvs without reception?)
>Dark trying on Will’s bow-ties. He prefers the dark pink ones, but finds the hot pink ones make for better 'glitching’ effect
>Will accidently washing Dark’s white shirts with his pink ties, inevitably dying them pink. Making the other alter egos laugh/question Dark
>Dark finally making Will and himself some dinner, since he can’t stand the constant, bland, ramen noodles. Will, in his defense, tried making a nice dinner, but accidentally set the inside of the oven on fire. Oops.
>Dark holding Will as he cries over the movie Marley and Me
>When Dark gets upset at someone/something, Will rubs circles between his shoulderblades. This calms Dark.
>Will’s past isn’t the best, and although Dark doesn’t know it, he tries his best to distract Will when he gets too caught up in his past. Buying him a new tie usually gets him to snap out of it
>Will’s stash of ties, are actually mainly purchased by Dark
>Will, knowing how stressed Dark always is (always dealing with Mark and his antics and all) tries to make a 'special’ night. This includes:
*Chinese takeout (oven still broken)
*a nice bubble bath
Bonus: It isn’t Will that gets embarrassed when getting into the bath, it’s Dark that gets embarrassed. *Innocently whistles*
>“Bro, Which Tie looks better?” (Will) “They’re all pink….” (Dark)
>They help each other juggle the other egos
>Will is the natural leader, while Dark makes the plans
>Dark trying to explain to Will why he can’t seem to get a girlfriend as pretty as Mark’s
>Will trying to explain to Dark that he could literally have anyone he wanted
>Will setting up boobie traps in their shared apartment
>Dark putting tacks on Will’s alarm clock. Dark takes pranks too seriously….
>Dark secretly prefers the pastel pink tie over the hot pink tie
>Will winning a bet that the Host and Googlplier DID go on that date that they claimed didn’t happen (Idk, I think it’d be interesting)
>Dark, losing the bet that he calculated incorrectly, is forced to wear a pink suit. He luckily stopped Will from dying his hair pink.
>Dark tripping Will at the office
>Will doing a sick ninja roll, making Dark look stupid
>Will getting self-concious over the fact that his first impulse is to kill now, ask later in all situations
>Dark not knowing what to do, explains how he has faults of his own. Like how he doesn’t want to harm Mark, he simply wants the freedom that he has
>Will is actually not as confident as most egos think he is, but only Dark knows it
>Dark is actually a huge fan of hugs, but only Will knows this. This is often used against him as Will will (haha) often use this secret as blackmail
Sorry the list is so long…. But man, this was fun! :D Hope you like it, maybe add some of your own (speaking to both @markired and viewer)