evolution of tahu
Fucking badass. The coolest toy you’ll ever own. I remember when me and my mom were on vacation in New York City and mom came back from Chinatown with a Tahu in her hands and gave it to me. I was the happiest fucking seven year old that ever existed. I love you, classic Tahu.
Holy shit. Holy shit is that a fucking surfboard that comes with the toy? He comes with two fire swords that turn in to a surfboard? and he’s got badass new armor? holy fucking shit dude. I am so on board. the mask is a bit weird but otherwise i’m 100% down to clown with this bad motherfucker
What in god’s name is this shit? Who is this person? This isn’t Tahu! What the hell happened? He doesn’t even have a fire sword? Who is this? More like “Mistake-a.” What a clownshoes effort. Nobody here tried. I hate this. Get lost.
Tahu??? Is that you??? Or is this your son??? What’s going on? I dig the sword and the original mask, but what happened to you??? Why are you so dumpy and short? There’s no meat on you! No meat! Where’d my beautiful strong lavaboy go?
Master of Fire:
Oh dude, you’re back! You’re all beefed up! You got the lava surfboard and everything! Dude, it’s awesome to see you again! I respect what you’re going for here!
Uniter of Fire:
Holy shit dude, are you okay? You kinda hulked out there. You look like an angry god now. I’m super down, dude. You look great. Nice pecs. Nice gold. I’m not sure what the fuck those swords are but you do you I guess.