By the way while you guys are typing away that I’m gonna die when I’m thirty here’s some of my fat as fuck family’s deaths:
- Grandma, died in her sleep, lived to be 70 years old
- Uncle Stinky, shanked to death in prison (47)
- Uncle Jesse, Suicide (50)
- Cousin Jeff, Shot by police (17)
- Aunt Clarice, Suicide (60)
Wow look at those old fat fucks who are way fatter than me and are also way older than me, man they sure did die of being fat. Pretty sure I won the genetic lottery.
Anyway losers I already lost fifteen pounds since October so quit your bitching, I’m gonna live longer than all your sorry asses anyway ✌️