i looked like a pumpkin and now i look like a

  • *221B*
  • Sherlock: *sitting in his chair; hands clasped* I have to tell you something.
  • Rosamund: *sitting in her dad's old chair; eating a cookie* Yeah?
  • Sherlock: *awkward* Um, well, for a while, I've been...on my own here.
  • Rosamund: *nods* I know. That's okay, Uncle Sherlock.
  • Sherlock: *smiles* I know. It's okay if that changes, too *pauses* would you be okay if that changes?
  • Rosamund: *confused* Changes how?
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat* I've asked someone to live with me. Someone very special, very close to me *affectionate* someone I love *smiles* and they've accepted.
  • Rosamund: *grins* Is it Aunt Molly?
  • Sherlock: *frowns* How do you know that?
  • Rosamund: *giggles* Oh, Uncle Sherlock...you didn't think that was a SECRET, did you?
  • Sherlock: ...
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love interests from the dating sim ‘ok but why’

Christmonth - Day 13

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO DRAWING THIS SO MUCH OH MAN 

I had so much fun aaaa
Neo is v small and there was a convenient bench. 

TO THE HOMMIE WHO WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT JACKSON’S DONGER...

THIS WAS REQUESTED… (GOT7 DONGER….) SORRY IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER I HAD TO GATHER MY EVIDENCE AND BATHE IN HOLY WATER….

THANK YOU TO ANON FOR SENDING ME THIS LOVELY PIECE FOR INSPIRATION:


Okie so this Kinky Little Dork has a Basball Bat dick… meaning that it’s very long and it get’s thicker as it goes down… I think the real question is how is this boy not doing porn with a pepe that big….like it could be considered a weapon and i’m like 99999% sure it’s illegal in 48 stats and parts of Europe like WHAT ARE THIS??? JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND.. 

Picture this…. 

like how can one single little CHINESE baby boy be that blessed I FEEL LIKE HIS PORN STAR NAME SHOULD BE THE PUNISHER… 

DON’T BELIEVE ME? JUST LOOK AT THIS BOYS ARMS LIKE AWDJDJ

EXHIBIT A:

LOOK AT THAT FACE… I WONDER IF THAT’S THE FACE HE MAKES WHEN HE….

THE THIRST IS REAL ….THE AMOUNT OF SINFUL THINGS I AM IMAGINING RIGHT NOW…. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO HOT WITH A PUMPKIN ON HIS HEAD??? WKJASDJ *DIES*

This boy is the reason for every arm fetish ever like if that’s what his arms look like we can only imagine what his womb Raider looks like….idk maybe like ….. A MUTHER FUDGING BASEBALL BAT…. 

STILL DON’T BELIEVE ME?

EXHIBIT B:

How about now?… it looks like the boy stuck one of the hammers in his pants… 

WHAT ABOUT NOW?

EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE THE BOY IS PACKING THE MEAT SEPTOR AND NO ONE WILL CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE…LAWD HAVE MERCY…. 

In conclusion Jackson Wang got a big dinga ling like… LIKE HOW IS THIS BOY NOT DOING PORN??? I MEAN WITH A BODY LIKE THAT AND THE FACE OF A DADDY AF MOFO HE WOULD BE A STAR…. I MEAN I’M JUST SAYING NOT THAT I’VE IMAGINED IT OR ANYTHING….. WHERE WAS I…OH YEAH EVEN FROM A SIDE ANGLE YOU CAN SEE HIS TURKEY BASTER LIKE HOT DAMN…. 

HE COULD THROW THE FIRST PITCH WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT DICK

Are You STILL NOT convinced?

EXHIBIT C:

Then why is he always covering his skin flute??…

OR WEARING PANTS THAT HAVE A LOOSE CROTCH???HMMH???

*non believers voice* WELL MAYBE HE’S JUST SMALL?

I’M SORRY WHAT WAS THAT??

NONE BELIEVER… 

DAS RIGHT BOOM SCIENCE…

NOW IF WE EXCUSE ME I GOTTA GO CHANGE MY PANTIES… *WALKS AWAY IN SHAME*

…..

this is just my opinion and I respect anyone who thinks otherwise. Plus….

I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh … PSA:THIS IS FOR FUN I DO NOT KNOW NOR DO I CLAIM TO KNOW HOW BIG JACKSON WANG IS… THIS IS JUST ME DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET(NO PUN INTENDED)

‘Tis the Season for...Pumpkin Spice? (Namjin Coffee Shop!AU)

Originally posted by eyehealyou

Warnings: Mild language, I suppose. 
Prompt: “i’m a barista and i’m really good at what I do but you just entered the coffee shop looking like some ephemeral being and now i cant differentiate between milk and cream and this is the third mug i’ve dropped in the past five minutes” au  

Also posted: here and here!

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mymomthinksimpoppunk  asked:

You should have seen my mom reaction tho. She's Austrian and she has a thick accent and when she saw what I did she was like what the fuck Adam! Your hair! You look like MySpace threw up all over you! Why couldn't you wear a wig! Oh my god your sister wedding is in two weeks! And some other stuff but when she saw my blank reaction, she was just like I should have never played smashing pumpkins while you were in the womb .. look at you... (she's ok with it now. But im gonna dye it blue soon)

Hahaha that’s hilarious ! I’ve thought about doing the colored portion of my hair white/silver

Rilaya vs other ships

I’ve been think about ships lately, I can get behind lucaya. I really can. They’re sweet and at each other’s throats and there’s a lot of good tension there. I can get behind most gmw ships. In fact, if I was a few years younger and not out, lucaya would be who I was rooting for. Riley and Maya wouldn’t have even crossed my mind. If I’d seen something about them my reaction would have been ‘girls who look like girls and act girly and have had crushes on boys being together?? ? Impossible.’ Because I was so far in the closet I didn’t want to confront that possibility. The only lesbian relationships or bisexual characters I’d seen were uncomfortable butts of the joke or overly sexualized and outrageous. If I’d had a show like gmw give me these characters and say ‘look at these girls with a previously established intense and loving bond. Now watch them have the friends to more storyline.’ It would have made younger me feel less uncomfortable about the way I felt then. It would have saved me years of skirting around thoughts I didn’t like to have something tell me it was okay. That not only was okay, but normal. So I have nothing against lucaya or riarkle or rucas, I just have this 10 year old in me that’s starved for representation and rooting for the pretty girls to keep looking at each other like they’re the whole world.