i looked damn good though

okay hear me out: 

you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”

and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?

and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?

what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.

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All the tanks right now! A good friend gave me soooo many plants from his tank, and I love the anubias! Unfortunately most of the others require higher light than I have, but make for good silver dollar food.

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Incrediable India and the 28 states
(inspired by this)

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  • Negan: You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit and got everyone he cared about killed?
  • Rick: Yeah, but I look damn good doing it though.
  • Negan: ... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RUIN THE JOKE WITH FUCKIN' <I>FACTS</I> RICK!
Morning, Darlin’: A Hectic Week Part 3

Summary: Regardless of the events in “Morning, Darlin’”, Steve and Y/N haven’t spoken in ages. Unresolved issues and arguments lie bubbling on the surface, and it’s only a matter of time before the ticking time bomb goes off. The two are unknowingly and unwillingly forced to work together one more time, although the situation is a lot more dire this time around.

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Part Three

Monday, 21:22 PM

“God, this place is fancy,” you muttered, wandering into the hotel restaurant. Bucky brushed past you as if he hadn’t even seen you, and sat down.

“Well, duh, why else have we dressed up? You think I wear suits for fun?” Sam muttered behind you. “Even though everyone knows I look damn good in them.”

You scoffed and sat down, before starting to look around. You caught Bucky’s eye by accident, but he just looked you up and down and gave you a playful wink. You rolled your eyes, but couldn’t help but feel a tiny bit flattered.

“Come on…” you muttered quietly, sipping your drink and glancing around the room. “Where are you?”

The four of you were sitting by your own tables with your backs to each other, each of you casually looking around and eyeing your surroundings.

“Anyone have eyes on him?” Sam mumbled. You squinted slightly to see better, before putting your glass down and clearing your throat.

“Got him. North-east corner, chugging a beer,” you said quietly, averting your gaze. You took a bite of your food and wiped your mouth with a napkin, before looking around the room, casually. “God, he’s sleazy.”

“He has company,” Bucky remarked.

“Probably his bodyguards. They’ve been tailing him all day,” Steve commented.

“So, how do we proceed?”

“We stick to the plan and see which one of us he likes the best.”

“Alright…” you mumbled, looking up again, only to catch his eye. He leant back and licked his lips, practically oozing with undeserved self-confidence, and you gave him a sly wink. “I’ve made contact. I’ll approach in ten minutes.”

The next ten minutes passed with the occasional eye-contact between you, with you purposely averting your gaze too late, pretending to blush. Just as you were halfway into getting up, a waiter stopped in front of your table. You looked up to see him carrying a tray, and immediately sat back down.

“Hello, may I help you?” you asked, sugarcoating your voice as much as you could, pretending to sound dumber than you were.

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Ms. Hudson in 2x21, “The Man With the Twisted Lip”

so today both pippa and her fella reminded me of why i’m so incredibly gay but each in very different ways lmao

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That awkward feel when you’re left alone with someone you don’t like very much …

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Hades is the most precious of them all

He doesn’t exactly have much competition.

On a completely different note, I would like to start the hashtag #hestiaexists2k17.

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Name: Cornelia Faust

Competing for: Lyra

Ambassador: @tiny-tany-thaanos

Traits: Brooding | Eco-Friendly | Friendly | Perfectionist | Virtuoso

LTW: Star News Anchor

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/her/her

Sexuality: Pansexual panromatic

Disability: Partially deaf, partially blind with deteriorating vision


Lyra’s Thoughts: “Heh. Lor gets a handy person, I get a musical one. Guess that’ll show me for the ‘replacement Lyra’ remark. I- I’m not complaining, though! Cornelia looks damn good, and I’d be lying if her thinking I’ve actually got anything to teach her isn’t flattering as all get out. …one thing does worry me, or one person in relation to her: Katya. I’ll have to keep those two apart as much as I can, so they don’t… get under each other’s skin, if you know what I mean.”

Lorelei’s Thoughts: “God, I hope no one takes this the wrong way. But… something about Cornelia doesn’t seem real. Sor- sort of, physically. She’s slick and thin and more like a doll than a human being, one of those, the For Real dolls you see sold at the back of TV guides. It’s like she’s carrying this image of herself around, in herself, this perfect image, and she’s scared it’ll break… T-to be fair, I get it from Katya too, so. …maybe I’m just imagining things. It wouldn’t be the first time.”

Attraction Ranking: 10/10

Interview: Here