i look way happier than i was im sure

Bleach characters! You have just learned that Nnoitra and Kenpachi are dating! How do you respond?


As requested by anon. :)


Ichigo: Um….didn’t Kenpachi kill Nnoitra?


Ichigo: So did they like date until the end of that fight or something?


Tesla: What? Do you think that a short, intense relationship is somehow less valuable than a long and boring one?


Tesla: Is that what you think? Huh? Huh?!


Ichigo: What? No! I’ll just be so bummed if I’m so dense that I didn’t notice two guys dating right in front of me.


Tesla: Oh. Yeah, that sounds like you.


Ichigo: You’re right. It kind of does.


Yachiru: *I* noticed! Ken-chan was way happier even than he normally is for a fight!


Yachiru: Their love was blossoming!


Nel: Nel noticed that Nnoitra was finally being satisfied too!


Yachiru:
[looks at Nel]


Nel: [looks at Yachiru]


Yachiru: They have a lot in common, huh?


Orihime: I-I’m not sure about that, guys!


Orihime: They both love to fight, it’s true, but Kenpachi isn’t, you know, sadistic.


Grimmjow: Yeah, and I heard that he NEVER attacks a guy when he’s down.


Ikkaku: It’s true. Once the guy is defeated, Kenpachi let’s ‘im go.


Nnoitra: He didn’t let me go.


Nnoitra: Which how I knew he cared!


Yumichika: …but then he killed you.


Nnoitra: It’s true.


Nnoitra: Love that guy!


Byakuya: This relationship seems - unhealthy. And doomed. And bloody and violent and sad.


Kenpachi: So you’re saying it’s basically perfect for me?


Byakuya: Yes, exactly.