Bleach characters! You have just learned that Nnoitra and Kenpachi are dating! How do you respond?
As requested by anon. :)
Ichigo: Um….didn’t Kenpachi kill Nnoitra?
Ichigo: So did they like date until the end of that fight or something?
Tesla: What? Do you think that a short, intense relationship is somehow less valuable than a long and boring one?
Tesla: Is that what you think? Huh? Huh?!
Ichigo: What? No! I’ll just be so bummed if I’m so dense that I didn’t notice two guys dating right in front of me.
Tesla: Oh. Yeah, that sounds like you.
Ichigo: You’re right. It kind of does.
Yachiru: *I* noticed! Ken-chan was way happier even than he normally is for a fight!
Yachiru: Their love was blossoming!
Nel: Nel noticed that Nnoitra was finally being satisfied too!
Yachiru: [looks at Nel]
Nel: [looks at Yachiru]
Yachiru: They have a lot in common, huh?
Orihime: I-I’m not sure about that, guys!
Orihime: They both love to fight, it’s true, but Kenpachi isn’t, you know, sadistic.
Grimmjow: Yeah, and I heard that he NEVER attacks a guy when he’s down.
Ikkaku: It’s true. Once the guy is defeated, Kenpachi let’s ‘im go.
Nnoitra: He didn’t let me go.
Nnoitra: Which how I knew he cared!
Yumichika: …but then he killed you.
Nnoitra: It’s true.
Nnoitra: Love that guy!
Byakuya: This relationship seems - unhealthy. And doomed. And bloody and violent and sad.
Kenpachi: So you’re saying it’s basically perfect for me?
Byakuya: Yes, exactly.