i look so worried in most of these pictures

Confession

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Summary: Jensen flies home earlier than planned and what he finds in his house is a pleasant surprise.

Prompt: “Um…did you move into my house?“

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Requested by: @tas898


Jensen lets out a huge sigh of relief pulling into his four car garage. He throws his dark gray SUV into park and hauls ass into his country styled house, suitcases in tow. He’s finally made it home to Austin after a grueling few weeks of shooting nonstop. 

Sighing dramatically, Jensen decides it’s time to stuff his face with junk food and catch up on Game of Thrones. Humming to himself, he makes way down the hall until loud noises catch his attention. Is that a Seinfeld rerun playing?

For a split second, the thought that someone broke in crosses Jensen’s tired mind. His dumb ass quickly remembers that the house has an extensive alarm system so the noise must be from you.

You being his long time best friend that randomly checks on the house when he’s gone. Other than his parents and Jared, you’re the only one he trusts to do that. You’re one of the few he trusts in general actually.

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Okay so correct me if I’m wrong… but if you would ever find yourself being the girlfriend of this, magnificent, human being would it or would it not be full of candid pictures of the both of you?
Like imagine all the beautiful pictures he would take of you. While you’re talking a walk, sleeping, on the couch in his sweaters, and even polaroids during your most intimate moments. Like while he was away doing what he loves he’d have a stash of polaroids in his luggage of your body in euphoria. He loves remembering what you look like when you’re not worried about who’s watching you. With your hair down or in a messy bun. And, of course, you’d also take pictures of him (like the one on the right). You guys would be so happy and smiley around each other cause those photos, those memories, would only belong to you both.
“Let me see that smile, baby.”
“But I just woke up.”
“So? You’re still the most spectacular person I’ve had the pleasure to be with.“
Of course you smile because you’d do anything for the man you love.
Or…
“Fuck babygirl moan my name you look so fucking good underneath me.”
And you moan his name and takes his opportunity to take a picture as you both climax together.

😊Now or Never? (Ethan x Reader)

Summary:  “meeting the boys at like a meet and greet or something and whispering “hi daddy” or something like that to ethan and him being shook and yeah, ethan’s daddy kink will be the death of me - your fav ethan girl, sam”

Warnings: Mention of daddy but not much else

A/N: Y/S/N-Your sister’s name. Thanks for all the notes on my first imagine you guys! Means a lot to me! Requests are OPEN!

Also all the love for Sam @dolantwinswriting :) <3

I did not want to get up this morning, but I needed to. I had to meet my sister to go over some stuff for her wedding this summer. Thankfully we were meeting at Starbucks and her fiancé works there so we get discounts. I crawled out of bed and walked to my closet. I didn’t want to dress too fancy but I also didn’t want to look too bummy in case the cute barista Kyle was working. I decided to wear an oversized powder blue t-shirt with black leggings. I applied a little amount of eyeliner and baby pink lip gloss. I brushed my hair down hoping it wouldn’t frizz to terribly. I threw my black vans on and ran down the stairs and out the door muttering ‘bye’ to my mom who was standing in the kitchen with my dad. I felt the cold wind brush my skin. I sucked in a breath, wishing I had grabbed a jacket. Thankfully, Starbucks was about a 5 minute walk from my house so I didn’t see any reason to grab one. After all, the high for today is 70°F degrees so I’m not too worried. Hopefully the walk will warm me up.

I was wrong. The weather was getting chillier than normal. I could feel my teeth slightly chatter. I checked my weather app on my phone which read 54°F. Thankfully I could see the Starbucks in the distance. Instead of ordering a caramel frappucino I decided I’ll get something a little bit warmer. I pulled open the glass door and I saw my sister inside wearing her varsity jacket and glasses. Her hair was pulled up in a messy bun and her black framed glasses rested near the tip of her nose. I made my way to the barista who was smiling at me.

“Hey Kyle.” I said blushing a bit. His dark slicked back hair looked really good in his green hat. His dark eyes and big hands grabbed a venti cup as he wrote my name.

“Hey Y/N! Caramel frap extra whip?” He asked me and I shook my head. “What? Y/N are you okay?” He asked setting the cup and marker down. I could hear my sister laughing from a few tables away.

“Yes I’m fine but it’s also -2 outside so I’m feeling something on the warm side.” I said looking up at the menu. “Ooo a white chocolate mocha latte sounds good. I would like that.”  I smiled as his marker wrote on the paper cup. I paid the discounted price and I went over and sat with my sister. “There the soon to be bride!” I exclaimed and she covered her face.

“Hopefully we can pick dresses and flower arrangements today. The colors are pink and charcoal so the guys will have pink boutonniere and the gals will have pink bridesmaid dresses. And you Y/N will wear a charcoal dress with a pink bow around the waist, yes?” My sister says and I scroll through all of my social medias on my phone. Y/S/N was still talking and going on and on about this wedding this August. I didn’t really care at this point. I would rather be at home in my warm bed watching 13 Reasons Why. I was scrolling through twitter when I saw one of my favorite twins had tweeted.

@ethandolan: Just finished editing the video for this week you guys. Probably Gray and I’s favorite so far! See you on Tuesday!

I smiled at my phone. “Hello?” I snap out of my thoughts and look at my sister puzzled. Her eyebrows were furrowed like she was confused but her lips were in a flat line as if she knew I wasn’t paying any attention. “Y/N have you been listening to me at all?” Y/S/N asked and I decided to lie.

“Of course Y/S/N! You and Tyler want flowers at your wedding.” I saved and she rolled her eyes, obviously not impressed.

“What kind?”

“Daisies.”

“Tyler’s mom is allergic to daisies. We want orchids. Gosh if I would have known you were going to be on your phone the whole time I would have just invited mom to help me.” Y/S/N lectured me when I heard the sweetest sound.

“White chocolate mocha for Y/N.” Tyler, sister’s fiance, says and I look at my sister. I hear her huff as I stand from my seat. I walked to the bar and grabbed the little plastic piece you can stick in the mouth hole to keep you hot drinks from spilling. I decided I wanted to add some milk to tone the heat down. I looked around before I saw the touch up station which had sugars, cream, milk, etc. so you can make your coffee how you wanted.

As I was pouring my milk into my drink to help cool it down, I heard the bell ring signalling someone had walked into the store. I turned my head and I almost dropped the milk when I see two familiar faces. Ethan and Grayson Dolan had just walked into Starbucks. The Starbucks I go to on a weekly basis. The Starbucks my soon-to-be brother-in-law works.

“Eth what do you want?” Grayson asks as they both walk up to the menu. He was wearing a black snapback and a long sleeved shirt with jeans. Obviously he knew it was chilly outside today. I am shook right now. I look around to see the only people in the Starbucks is my sister, me, baristas (like 5), the twins, and some old guy. This was my chance.

“Caramel frappuccino extra whip? Why do you even ask.” He says as he runs his fingers through his hair. He was wearing his 4OU hoodies and some sweats. He must have been at his house just chilling and editing when he probably got a craving. He looked extremely attractive right now. I was about to ask for a picture until my sister snaps at me.

“Y/N!” I heard my sister snap. I look towards her and I notice the boys also look my direction. Embarrassed, I scurried off to my seat across from my sister and I’m basically hyperventilating. I want to go up and ask for a picture because how often does this happen? Never! Ethan and Gray don’t casually always come to the same Starbucks as me. Then again, I don’t want to bother them. They are probably just getting coffee and leaving to go finish for the video for Tuesday. My sister looked towards the twin and then mouthed ‘is that them?’ to me. I nodded and put my finger over my mouth signalling her to please not say anything. “Go ask for a picture.” She says and I shake my head. She looked back at the twins who were talking and waiting for their coffee.

“Y/S/N please.” I begged.

“Hey!” She shouts and the boys turn their head towards us. “Are you guys the youtube kids?” She asks and I bury my face in my hand. I could feel my cheeks changing temperature from a nice cool to fire burning red right about now.

“Yeah I’m Gray and this is Ethan. We just finished this week’s video it will be up Tuesday.” He says smiling at me. Ethan was smiling at me too and I blushed even harder.

“That blush is super cute just saying.” Ethan says and I could feel butterflies in my stomach. I didn’t know what to say.

“Excuse me?” I said and Ethan laughed again.

“Your face is as red as Winnie The Pooh’s shirt. I said it was cute.” He says changing his posture to be standing taller.

“T-Thanks. It’s nat-natural.” I said awkwardly stuttering. Ethan kept smiling. He even licked his lip, cracking a wider smile.

“Sorry she doesn’t get out much and plus she’s a big fan.” Y/S/N said and I lightly hit her

Shoulder which made Ethan laugh.

“Haha don’t worry about it. We’ve had girls who were hysterically crying to the loudest most boisterous people ever so we’ve seen it all. What’s your name?” Grayson asks us with a smile.

“Y/N.” I replied smiling.

“Well Y/N would you like a picture? Your sister can be in it too if she wants.” Grayson asks and my sister looks at me.

“I wouldn’t but she would.” My sister points to me. She pulls out her phone and Grayson stands in front of the muffins and other baked goods.

“Come on Y/N.” Ethan says as he pulls out my chair making me get up. I stand to my feet and walk over to them smiling. My sister follows and stands a few feet in front of us.

We take normal pictures, funny pictures, even pictures of them kissing my cheeks. They were honestly the sweetest most down to earth guys I have ever met. We even did a picture where they picked me up sideways and held me. That one took a few shots because we all kept laughing.

“Dolans!” The barista shouts.

“I got it.” Grayson says leaving just Ethan and I by ourselves. I looked at Ethan who was smiling which made me smile.

“Sorry for being awkward earlier and thanks for the picture.” I said picking at my jeans. He chuckled throwing his head back.

“Don’t worry about it. Want to do another picture? Just us two?” He asks and I nod. I pull out my phone and angle it up. This was my chance. I was never going to see them again and I was just going to be any other fan. Ethan kisses my cheek and I snap the picture. I showed Ethan and he nodded his head. “Make sure to tweet that to me so I can follow you and so I can have it on my phone. I love meeting fans.” Ethan says as Grayson walks up with coffees.

“E we have to get going. It was nice to meet you Y/N.” Grayson says giving me a hug. I hugged him back of course. I turned to Ethan. Now or never. I lean in for a hug.

“Thanks daddy.” I whispered in his ear. I could feel him freeze. I pulled away with a kiss on his cheek. I heard him gulp as I pulled away from him. “Hey Y/S/N ready to go?” I hollered at my sister not even worrying about the shocked Ethan that was standing still. “Hopefully I’ll see you guys around!” I said with a wave. Grayson waved back and Ethan stood frozen in his place.




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{Reaction} Accidentally sending a nude photo to another member

Hello! I love your blog!💕 I was wondering if I could have request EXOs (ot12) reaction to you accidentally sending them nudes to the wrong member who is your bf? Thank you!

Note: No thank you for this amazing request. This was so much fun.

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by sehunsyixing

Chanyeol: “Holy- what is this? well, I can see why Jongdae would date {y/n} now. Should I delete this? should I tell her? But that would make her embarrassed! I can’t tell Jongdae… oh god what should I do.” *Worried puppy*


Do Kyungsoo/ D.O

Originally posted by jonginssoo

{y/n}: “I am so sorry, Kyungsoo, will you please delete it? It was a mistake!” 

Kyungsoo: *Laughs on the phone to you.* “Don’t worry, I know it was a mistake. I’ll delete it, but be more careful, will you? Yixing may look sweet, but it’s always the sweet ones that can do the most damage.” 


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

Baekhyun: *Laughs loudly to drown the pain, knowing the picture wasn’t for him and never will be because even though you’re with Sehun, he has a crush on you.* “{y/n}-ah you’re so clumsy!”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by huntertainment

Sehun: *Uses it as blackmail tbh* “{y/n} will you go and get me a glass of water?”

{y/n}: “Get it yourself.”

Sehun: “That’s a shame, on my way my hand might just slip and some certain photo evidence might just-”

{y/n}: “Alright fine! just no slipping fingers, please.” 

Sehun: “Thanks {y/n}” *Smirks and waves as you get up to get his drink - inwardly laughing at Chanyeol’s confused expression.* 


Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by justforluhan

Yixing: *Opens up the message and instantly blushes.*

Kai: “What’s wrong, Yixing?” 

Yixing: “Oh, nothing.” *Inwardly screaming because you, Kai’ girlfriend, had just (hopefully accidentally) sent him a nude photo while he was next to Kris.*


Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by jongdaeonly

Chen: *Receives the message and looks up at you, winks, then smiles in embarrassment as your eyes widen in shock.* “Don’t worry, I’m disposing of it.”


Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by callmeminseok

Minseok: “I didn’t know you thought of me so intimately, {y/n}”

{y/n}: “Just delete the damn photo, Minseok. It wasn’t for your eyes!” 

Minseok: “It’s too good for Baekhyun’s eyes though” 

{y/n}: “I will hit you”

Minseok: “ooh, kinky” 

{y/n}: *facepalms* “Just delete the damn thing, Minseok”


Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Tao: *awkward af as he looks at the photo* “Should I tell Kyungsoo?”

Kyungsoo: “Tell me what?” 

Tao: *gif* “Nothing”


Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by suhomysuho

Suho: “As Minseok’s Mother, I am very disappointed in you, {y/n}” *teasing*

{y/n}: “Disappointed my ass, just delete it, will you? Assface.” 


Lu Han

Originally posted by luhaven

Luhan: *printed the picture* “I’m going to use it for future reference.” 

{y/n}: “Future… what?!”

Luhan: “Blackmail! I mean blackmail! That came out so wrong!”

{y/n}: “Oh my god, you creep! Just shred it already! Why did you even print it in the first place? I told you to delete it!” 

Luhan: “But future refer- blackmail!” 


Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Kai: *Deletes it immideately, but can’t look at you the same again.*

Luhan: “Why do you look so awkward around {y/n} all of a sudden? it’s not like you’ve seen her naked.” 

Kai: *Awkwardly laughs* “Hahaha! No! what would give you that crazy idea! so crazy! right, {y/n}”

Luhan: “Okay?”

{y/n}: *face palming in the corner* “I regret all my life choices.” 


Wu Yifan/ Kris

Originally posted by wufanz

Kris: “Yeah, yeah, I’ll delete it.” 

{y/n}: “I can’t hear you very well, am I on loud speaker?”

Kris: “Yeah”

{y/n}: “Why?”

Kris: “I’m putting my trainers on so I can run away from your bullshit.” 

{ five’s company // ch. 20 }

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twenty.

“Do you need anything, sugar?” Herc asked you, calling you over the phone. You balanced your phone between your shoulder and your ear, trying to listen to him over the business of the office. “I know you were feeling sick this morning. Did you still go in for work?”

Your pregnancy had been up and down. Some mornings were a little tougher than the others. Laf assured you that it was all normal. Everything he had suggested had helped so you felt okay enough to come in.

“Yeah. I’ll rest when I get home.” You mumbled sheepishly. “Hey,“ You almost hung up, but then you remembered. “Can you get ice cream on the way home? And those pretzels I like?“ 

Herc chuckled, double checking to make sure he had his keys. "Course. John and Alex will be home a little later, but Laf will be home, okay?" 

“Mkay.” You hummed. Hercules smiled a little. You must have been a little busy. Your sentences were getting shorter. 

He was pleasantly surprised when you said, "Hey, I love you, Herc." 

He smiled, felt his heart warm up a little. "I love you too. Call the studio if you need me. See you later." 

“Bye, love.”

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EXO Reaction to their GF finding baby/childhood pictures of them

Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

“I was hot even then right? Yeah I know… I know.. mom took the best pics ever!” *This dude I swear XD*

Kris:

*Mysteriously disappears with the pictures*”I though I had hidden them in the other galaxy! Gotta go, gotta take them back!”

Sehun:

“How did you… wait… you went to my mom’s place?! You.. you two met?! what… you are having breakfast when? …” *Someone’s a little worried :p*

Tao:

*Really nervous* “Did you see me… you know… the pictures of my birth… did you… oh god… no not those.. I’m not wearing clothes!”

Kai:

“No… I’m not crying in most of my pictures! I don’t know what you are talking about… You saw other Nini.. it wasn’t me! I’m not a crybaby!” *The struggle is real*

Xiumin:

“Oh yes I have a mole in… wait.. how do you know that? Did you…. no… no no that picture was supposed to be destroyed!”

Baekhyun:

*He loves going through his old albums because honestly he just looks so cute in them* “Ahh are we watching them again? Wait wait.. start with that one! I look the cutest there!”

Luhan:

“No.. no my parents I didn’t have a baby photo shoot with deer… no… it was not my parents’ idea… no…” *He planned on taking that secret to his grave*

Chen:

“Ahhhh no jagi! Don’t talk about that please! Not in front of the boys… I told them there were no pictures of me!”

Kyungsoo:

*Dead serious* “You have to promise me you’ll never show them to anyone… not even to your mom… no one can know those exist.. I don’t want them saying I look cute… no…”

Lay:

“Kekeke… you liked them baobei? I’ve never shown those pictures to anyone before.. you can keep them if you want..” *Shy fluff*

Suho:

*Knows that if one of those pictures is out, he’ll be forever blackmailed by the boys XD*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Characters in Moominworld

For @avril-circus

And anyone else interested in the characters in Moominworld!

The question was if visitors will be able to speak with characters in the park and I can confirm with many years of experience that… yes. Absolutely!

Moomins, Snorkmaiden, Stinky and Sniff are (understandably) mute because of their costumes. It would be very hard to be able to have a chat through them. However, the characters are always ready to give hugs to whoever approaches them with open arms. Expect them to be surrounded by hugging children.

Characters without such costumes are eager to chat with visitors. This summer we were delighted to meet an amazing Fillyjonk! She was chatty, positively vain and just the best Fillyjonk I’ve ever met! Later we saw her pass by with her children, too. Fillyjonk was very eager to chat a bit and pose for us.

Other characters you can chat with are Little My and all policemen in the park. When we last saw Little My, she had just gotten out of jail with Stinky and was loudly complaining about it while surrounded by admirers.

And I know many older fans will be looking for him, so I’m pleased to encourage each and everyone of you to chat with Snufkin. He is one of the most popular characters adults fans (especially Japanese fans) want to pose with. I got some great pictures of him hanging around Moominhouse and chatting with visitors.

All characters are friendly and sweet so feel free to chat with them even if you are usually a bit shy. You can let children approach them freely too. Do not worry about the language barrier either.

The worker in Moominworld I was lucky to have a chat with also confirmed that these characters are currently in the park: The Muddler, Fuzzy, Witch, Alicia, Thingumy and Bob. Please keep your eyes open!

Also, as rare guest stars for all you Finnish meme fanatics and people who just love rarest of the rare characters… Artist twins from episode #58 Artists in Moominvalley!

sempergloria  asked:

Do people from school follow you? And what is that like? I have an art blog (under a different name because Internet) but I'm worried people will find it. Not because I draw anything bad or whatever, but because I just feel really awkward at the thought that people I know of but don't really know are looking through my art? Do you get over that?

Most of my classmates at school are well aware that I draw and have plenty of social media but they simply don’t care. None of them are interested in art whatsoever so they never come close to looking though my pic although they are informed af lmao. Actually, they support me a lot!! 

I used to be very self-conscious about my pictures like “oh no.. they will see it… they will say its anime…..:(” but now Hell yeah you wanna look at my art?? Here you go fam I made it and I’m proud of it!!

Anyway, as my dad says it “if you have nothing to hide then whatcha stressin bout hm”

yaoigirl05  asked:

Awe... I at least tried. I remember the picture of Maya being the "mama" in sort when they had their child. (even though it was an extra page) So I was thinking that they would make great parents. And adopting is also good. I guess I was trying to make a deal for them both LOL. But you are right. What if they don't want kids? Even though they would look so darn cute though. ^_^

They TOTALLY would be the most adorable parents. 
Nemu always worrying, Maya the doting dad who’s just crazy about his kid. <3
I love Sensei for that extra. 

(thought why not post it again ^^)

Maybe it’s just me. Because I prefer my BL without kids ^^ 
Tough I’m okay with them, if they’re cool ^^

But I still think Yukihiro wouldn’t agree to that (cause he’s a dick)

~Nini

[Miraculous Ladybug]: It’s All Hype!

congrats this story is officially getting out of my control and turning into crack. i hope that’s not a bad thing ^^;

[Day 3: Explosive] [Day 5: Right Hook]

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

Title: It’s All Hype!
Pairings: Ladynoir (Ladybug x Chat Noir), Adrienette (Adrien x Marinette)
Summary: Alya accidentally gets the Internet in a frenzy after announcing that Ladybug and Chat Noir are dating, but the two heroes are adamant about correcting the error and making sure the world knows that they’re just friends. So Alya proposes a staged public break up to set everything right.

In hindsight, she really underestimated how utterly freaking difficult that would be.


Day 4: Common Interests


After Ladybug had to literally peel Chat Noir away from the shelter after the kittens were cleaned, fed, and given a place to sleep, Alya was about at capacity in terms of excitement and decided to call it a day. Ladybug and Chat Noir typically started their Sunday night patrols at around that time and Alya needed to get home and brainstorm some other gimmick to break those two up that was hopefully immune to their antics.

She stayed up late to upload all of the videos and pictures from the day. While she idly watched all of the gushing comments filter into her computer and fill up her phone with walls of notifications, Alya couldn’t help but review everything she captured.

It wasn’t that she didn’t respect the fact that Ladybug and Chat Noir apparently weren’t a couple. If they said they weren’t, they weren’t, and the reason Alya was even helping them stage this break up in the first place was because she accepted that fact. She respected them as heroes and as people and she was doing her part to help them out.

On the other hand, this whole “not dating” thing made no sense on about fifty different levels.

By all accounts, it just didn’t add up. Sure, obviously, friends were allowed to be close and were allowed to be platonically intimate without it having to mean anything. But Alya was picking up on this energy between them. It was hard to explain and she couldn’t put her finger on what that energy actually was but it was there dammit and there was something else going on she was sure of it. Maybe there had been something between them before they started dating. Or maybe they’d talked about wanting to date and found partners before they could even explore the possibilities. There was a whole section of Ladynoir fanfiction on the Internet that loved to play on those tropes. It wouldn’t be a stretch to assume that there was some truth to that.

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f/f otp au prompts

since femslash february is coming up, take these from my hands and do what u will

  • ive been waiting YEARS to find someone who also thinks the single female character in this kids’ cartoon is cooler and wouldve been a better leader than any of the guys were, come yell with me about how great she is over drinks
  • i dont want to make any assumptions, but you seem pretty nervous about going into the bathroom, and my sister is trans so im used to helping her feel better about these situations if u want some support
  • ive been telling my friend all day that i think the butch/femme dynamic is unnecessarily gendered but you are the most butch woman ive ever met and im Really Into It
  • when you were drunk at my party you came over and petted my hair and told me that my skin was like a really long road with a sunset on it, and when i asked what the fuck that meant you threw up on my shoes, so welcome to my house, want some eggs for breakfast
  • the video of you beating the shit out of a guy who tried to steal your purse went viral at the exact time my video about me ripping a big chunk of wood in half with my bare hands went viral and now the internet ships us as a joke meme but youre actually really cute??
  • we both started doing femslash february for the same really rare ship and while im glad theres more content for it, i am aggressively competitive, meet me in the pit, for every drabble you write ill write two, come @ me motherfucker
  • im helping clean up after the pride parade and you are being harassed by a very confused elderly lady trying to figure out why there are so many rainbow patches everywhere, dont worry, ill help you out
  • theres this really annoying straight guy in our queer lit class and every time he speaks we share A Look ™ and it is honestly the most positive emotional interaction ive had in years
  • you were drunk and texted me instead of your ex on accident, but the only thing you were texting was really cute pictures of cats and i fucking love cats so i didnt stop you, uh hi?
  • you run a makeup youtube that i watch all the time for tips and i run a music youtube and youve downloaded all my songs, fancy seeing you here at the lgbt panel of this con, huh

I’ve received a couple of asks about how I make my icons so I’ve decided to make a small tutorial!! Honestly, I’m the most unprofessional person and trust me when I say they’re easy to make. Also, I’ve made this at 11pm (after work) yesterday because I have work all day today + the day tomorrow. I apologise in advance for any miscommunication lmao.

  • I’ll be using Photoshop CS5
  • Basic PS knowledge preferable
  • Feel free to ask any further questions

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Added these Prompts together because they are adorable
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“I am going to kill him.” Steve announced and Bucky sent him a worried look.

“Steve. We have to get along with these guys. Thanos, remember? Big picture.”

“He is…” Steve ground his teeth together. “He is flirting with my husband. That stupid alien is flirting with my husband.”

“I think Starlord is human.” Bucky countered and then held his hands up peacefully when Steve leveled a furious glare at him. “But Tony isn’t flirting back. So no harm no foul, right?”

“Tony doesn’t even breathe without flirting.” Clint commented idly, watching in amusement as Tony explained something excitedly the StarLord, who was staring down at him in adoration. “He still comes on to me most days.”

“Do you think you’re helping?” Bucky groaned. “Because you’re NOT helping.”

“Eh.” Clint just shrugged. “Go assert your dominance Cap. Starlords only got a few inches on you. Look up at him and demand that he leave your hubby alone.”

“Clint!” Bucky snapped and the archer laughed and turned to leave. “Steve just… look here they come now. Just grab Tony and tell him what’s wrong.”

“I am NOT going to tell Tony I’m jealous.” Steve shook his head.

“Well then stop bitching about it.” Bucky complained.

Just then Tony and Peter Quill walked by, and Tony sent a quick wave at the soldiers.

“Damn Stark.” Starlord said with a laugh. “Are you from mars? Because your ass is out of this world!”

Tony blushed and burst out laughing and Bucky and Steve just stared as the two disappeared around the corner.

“I am going to kill him!” Bucky announced, and next to him, Steve cracked his knuckles loudly.

“Get in line.”

Connected — Jung Hoseok (06)

Words: 2000+

Warnings: Internet best friend!Hoseok + fluff + more fluff

Description: Only two more days until you and Hoseok get to meet in person…are you ready?

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You slowly opened your eyes.

The sun was shining brightly through your curtains.

You sat up and stretched before going to the bathroom and brushing your teeth.

When you walked out of the bathroom, Abby was walking out of her room.

“Oh, you’re up.” She says.

“Yeah.” You said, about to walk back to your room, but stopped when she spoke again.

“Did you see that picture Hoseok posted of you on Instagram? You guys are so cute, I swear to god.” She smiles.

“He posted a picture of me?” You asked. “Yeah, but don’t worry, you look cute.” She assures me.

“I’m gonna go look at it.” You tell her as you walked back into your room.  You sat on your bed and picked up your phone. Immediately going to Instagram, you saw that your notifications were blowing up. People were mentioning you and you had received a lot more followers.

You went to Hoseok’s account and saw that his most recent post was a picture of you that you had sent to him yesterday.

The caption read:

Look at this cutie 😍 I don’t know what I did to deserve her, but I’m glad I did it ❤️

You smiled and liked the picture. Hoseok is so adorable! People were commenting stuff like, “are you two dating?” And “this is so cute!”

Most of the comments made you happy, and you weren’t worried about the ones that didn’t.

It was currently 8 a.m, meaning that if you called Hoseok now, you’d get to him before he falls asleep.

You opened your laptop and quickly pressed Hoseok’s name so you could video chat him.

Your face lit up as you saw his face pop up on your screen.

“Y/n! Good morning, beautiful.” Hoseok smiled.

“Hey, Hobi.” You said, blushing. “How are you?”

“I’m fine. A little tired. These boys barely let me get any sleep anyways.” He chuckled.

“So…I saw that picture you posted of me.” You smiled. “You’re so adorable.”

“I know I am.” He says, running his fingers through his orange hair.

You playfully rolled your eyes at his ego.

“And I’ll show you just how adorable I am when I get there.” He adds. “Just two more days.” You tell him, smile on your face.

“It’s gonna be amazing. I can’t wait to see your beautiful face in person.” He says. “I can’t wait to see your handsome face in person.” You say, and Hoseok put his hands on his cheeks, blushing.

You two started talking about everything that you’d do when he gets to you. “The boys already booked some hotel rooms, so you don’t have to worry about where they’re going to sleep.” He informed me. “I’ll be staying with you, right?” He asks.

You nodded. “My parents will probably let you sleep in my room. They like you. A lot.”

“They’ll let me sleep in the same bed as you?” He asked with hope. “I’m not sure. I’ll have to see about that.” You say. “What happens if you can’t sleep in the same bed as me?”

“I’ll cry. I want to cuddle with you.” He said, wiping away fake tears, causing you to laugh. “I can’t wait to see you, y/n. I just want to be with you, and hug you so tight.”

You were about to say something until your bedroom door opened. You turned around to see your mom.

“Morning mom.” You greet her. “Morning mom.” Hoseok says, causing both you and your mom to giggle.

“Good morning, both of you.” Your mom smiles. “Y/n, we’re all going to get breakfast, you want to come?”

“Sure, let me just get dressed.” You tell her.

She nodded, and you thought she was gonna leave the room after that, but she stayed and closed the door.

“You know…” She starts. “With all of us together at breakfast, this would be the perfect time to tell your father that you and Hoseok are dating.”

“I thought you told your dad already.” Hoseok says. Your eyes widened. Hoseok is going to be so mad at you now.

Flashback~

“I hope you finished all of your homework.” Hoseok says as you laid down on your bed, phone held to your ear.

“Don’t worry, I did. My parents have been bugging me about school work lately. I’m still grounded from what happened before with Josh.” You sighed, looking up at the ceiling.

“They want you to pass all of your classes, don’t blame them for that.” He says.

“I know, I just—school stresses me out a lot.”

Hoseok sighed. “It’s okay, just do the best you can, baby. I know you’ll pass all your classes and graduate. You’re smart. Try not to stress yourself out.”

“I’ll try.” You say.

“Speaking of your parents, did you tell them about us? Do they know yet?”

“Uh—yeah, they know.” You lied. Only your mom knew. You didn’t tell your dad yet.

You felt like if you told him, he’d get mad or something. He got mad when you were dating Josh, maybe he’ll get mad because you’re  dating Hoseok.

“Did you tell both of them? Did they react well? I know your mom already loves me, but what did your dad say? Oh my gosh, does he hate me?” Hoseok asks, panicking.

“He doesn’t hate you.” You say.

“He doesn’t? Are you sure? I’m so worried that he doesn’t like me. Getting your dad’s approval would be like one of my greatest accomplishments.”

“I’m sure, Hoseok. My dad loves you, don’t worry about it.”

~

You were going to tell your dad, but you were scared of what his reaction was going to be.

Your dad likes Hoseok, you know that, but you were just scared that he wouldn’t like you dating him, so you didn’t tell him.

“You didn’t tell your dad about us?” Hoseok asks.

“Should I not have said that?” Your mom asks you.

“No, I’m glad you said it, Ms. y/l/n. It looks like Y/n and I need to have a talk about why lying is bad.” He says, smile still on his face.

“I’m gonna leave the room now.” Your mom says, leaving. You sighed and turned back to Hoseok, who wasn’t smiling anymore.

“I—” You started, but he cut you off.

“Why did you lie to me?” He asks.

“I’m sorry, Hoseok. I didn’t tell my dad yet. I’m just scared of his reaction.” You explained. He didn’t say anything, he just shook his head at you.

“You we’re so worried about getting his approval. I didn’t want to let you down.” You added.

“You didn’t have to lie, Y/n.”

“I’ll tell him today, if it makes you feel better.”

Hoseok nodded. “You better tell him. And don’t be afraid of his reaction. No matter what he says, everything will still be fine.”

“Okay.” You say. “I need to get dressed, so I’ll talk to you later.”

“Wait.” Hoseok says. “Don’t hang up yet. I still want to talk to you.”

You sat up on your bed. “But I have to get dressed. And you should get some sleep.”

“I don’t want sleep. I want you.” He says, causing you to blush. “Fine. I won’t hang up.” You say as you stood up.

“Yay!” He cheers, clapping his hands like a kid.

You went to your closet and picked out clothes before removing your old ones. You were aware that as you changed, Hoseok could still see you, but it didn’t bother you.

“Y/n-ah, you look so good.” Hoseok compliments. “Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself.” You say, smiling.

“I can’t wait to see you like that in person.” He says, licking his lips. You raised your eyebrow as you slid your pants on. “What makes you think that you’ll see me half naked when you get here?”

“What makes you think that I wont?” He asked, with sass.

You laughed, putting on your shirt.

“You’re a lot of work, Jung Hoseok.”

“I know, but you love me anyways.”

~

“So…” You trailed off, watching as your family ate the lovely breakfast that was served to you guys.

No one said anything, they just kept eating.

“So….” You repeated, begging for attention.

“So…what?” Your father asks, finally looking at you.

“So..dad, have I ever told you how much I love you? Because I love you so much.” You say before sipping the orange juice that you had.

“You want something from me, don’t you?” He asks, knowing you very well.

“What?” You asked, pretending to be oblivious. “I don’t want anything.”

“Okay then.” He says, going back to eating. “But,” You started, causing him to sigh. “I knew it.” He mumbled.

“I have to tell you something, and I want your reaction to be good.” You admit.

“What is it?” He asks.

“You know Hoseok, right? Well, he and I are dating now.” You tell him.

Your dad looks at you, no reaction.

You, your mother, and Abby all sat, waiting for him to react, but he didn’t. He just started eating again. “Okay.” He says.

Your eyes widened at his response. “Okay? That’s all you have to say?” You ask.

“I mean, it wasn’t surprising. It was really obvious, actually. I was just waiting for you to finally admit it.” He says.

“So you knew already?”

“I didn’t know for sure, but I had a feeling.” He admits.

You were an idiot to be worried about telling your dad about you and Hoseok. If you would’ve known that he would react so well, you would’ve told him a long time ago.

You felt a heavy weight being lifted off your shoulders.

“Are we done talking about this now?” Your father asks.

“Not quite.” You say and he rolled his eyes, eating his food.

“I just want to make sure that everyone knows what’s gonna happen when Hoseok and the boys get here.” You said.

“We already know, Y/n.” Abby says.

You had told them this a lot of times, just so they would remember.

When the boys get here, you want everything to be perfect. You want them to love it here. You want them to have a good time.

“We’re gonna take them all to the backyard and have a barbecue.” Your mom says, repeating what you had told her days ago.

You came up with that idea because your backyard was way bigger than your kitchen. It was easier to fit 7 boys in the backyard than in the kitchen.

A barbecue was the perfect option. Especially since your backyard had swings, a hammock, tables and chairs. It had everything you needed to have a good time.

“And them after it gets dark outside, the rest of the boys will go to their hotel.” You tell them.

“What do you mean, ‘the rest of the boys’?” Your dad asks. “Aren’t they all going to the hotel?”

“About that…” You trailed off.

“She means that she’s letting Hoseok stay in the house during his time here.” Abby says.  

You looked at her and groaned. “Abby!”

“Who said that Hoseok could stay in our house?” He asks. “I—” You started, but couldn’t finish because Abby spoke. “She just assumed that he could stay with her. In her room. In her bed.” Abby said.

“Abby! Stop talking!” You demanded. She just laughed. She loved getting you in trouble.

“In your bed?” Your dad asks, eyebrow raised. “The only way he’s staying in your room is if you’re not in there with him.”

“Dad.” You groaned.

“What?”

“I just think that I should be able to make my own decisions.”

“You’re 17, Y/n. He’s 20. You don’t honestly think that I’d let you sleep in the same room as him, right?” He asks.

“I’ll be 18 in like a month. I’ll practically be an adult. Don’t you trust me? Don’t you trust Hoseok?”

“I don’t want you and Hoseok to do what you and Joshua did.” Dad admits.

He didn’t want you and Hoseok to have sex. Understandable. But, what makes him think that you and Hoseok will have sex? You and Hoseok haven’t even talked about sex yet.

“Hoseok and I aren’t going to have sex, if that’s what your worried about.” You tell him, quietly so people at other tables can’t hear you.

“You’re damn right, you’re not. Because I won’t let it happen. You two aren’t sleeping in the same room.”

“Dad.” You groaned, once again.

“Oh, come on.” Your mom says to your dad.

“What?” He asks.

Your mom looked at him without saying anything. “They’re not sleeping together.” Your dad states.

“I trust that they won’t do anything stupid. I’m sure y/n learned her lesson when we grounded her before.” She tells him.

“Yes. I learned my lesson. I did.” You say, hoping that would change his mind. “Please just let him stay in my room. Please.”

Your dad didn’t say anything.

“Please, dad.” You begged. “If you say yes, I swear I’ll do more chores at home. I’ll wash the dishes every night. I’ll do laundry. I’ll clean. Please just say yes.”

Your dad looked at Abby, and Olivia who was siting beside her.

“Y/n, I love Olivia to death, but we don’t need another little one running around the house.” Your dad tells you. “You’re only 17.”

“I know, and I promise that Hoseok and I won’t do anything bad. We won’t, I swear.” You say, hoping he’d say yes.

Your dad took a deep breath before finally speaking.

“Fine. He can stay with you. But if you two do anything—”

“We won’t.” You smiled, before he could finish his sentence.

“But if he tries anything with you, I’ll kick him all the way back to Korea.”

Found You - Percival Graves x reader

Warnings: None. Little bit of fluff, some angst. One part one, kids. Words; 1,262 This is part one. It’s also posted on my wattpad @hufflesweater. Enjoy. You knew something was wrong right away. Every morning, without fail, Percival Graves would walk up to your desk, say good morning, and leave a hot cup of your favourite tea on your desk. Every morning. This particular morning, you were working on a case file, excitedly waiting for him to show up and say his good mornings. You’d been on leave for a few weeks to visit your sister back west, who had just given birth to your niece. You had pictures, ready to show the older Director. You saw him come in, walking into the building in all his glory. The black and silver hair, the coffee coloured brown eyes and the long black coat he favored. You’d missed it all. For a moment, his eyes met yours, and you smiled at him, ready to say hello. But instead of stopping to say hello, he walked right past you and into his office, almost like he didn’t know you. You stared at his retreating back, confused and hurt that he’d walk right past you. Hadn’t he missed you at all? You grabbed a file you needed him to sign and knocked on his office door, a little nervous. “Mister Graves? I need to speak with you.” “Enter.” Came the cold tone from behind the door, and you actually shivered at the iciness in his voice as you opened the door and came in. He was sitting at his desk, staring over at you with cold brown eyes, a quill in his hand. “Can I help you, (Y/L/N)?” Something was off in his voice. He never talked to you like that. He had always seemed to favour you over most people, and you were so used to him looking and talking to you warmly. You met his eyes, worry in your voice as you spoke. “Is everything alright, sir? I was wondering why you didn’t stop and say hello this morning like you usually do. I brought pictures of my new niece so you could see.” He stares at you blankly before giving you a strange smile. It wasn’t the smile he usually gave you – the smile that was warm as the sun and always left you breathless, the crooked little grin that always got your heart beating out of your chest. This smile was lukewarm at best, and sent a shiver down your spine. Something was wrong. Really wrong. “Of course, (Y/F/N) I was just in a hurry to get started on this case. Would you like to show me those pictures now?” He asked, his voice warmer in tone, but with an underlying threat, it seemed. You shook your head slowly and started to back out of the room. “No, sir, that’s alright. You’re busy, I’ll show you later.” Without waiting for a response, you turned and fled back to your desk. ———— That was the first night that you started following Percival Graves. You’d wait at your desk, pretending to work, watching him from the corner of your eyes. He’d wish you a goodnight, brushing his hand over your shoulder as he left. The first few times, you shivered, feeling his warm, calloused fingertips on your skin. After that, it just made your skin crawl. He was not your Percival. No one believed you when you brought it up. Tina brushed it aside, claiming that he was acting just like he always did. Queenie agreed, though Abernathy listened to you and decided that you might be right. Tonight, a few weeks after you had initially started following him, you walked a few feet behind him as he made his way into a dark alleyway. A young man stood there, waiting for him. Your eyes widened as he started to touch and hug the young man, and your eyes nearly popped out of your head when he held up a necklace, the pendant the sign of the Deathly Hallows. The strange behavior. The random angry outbursts. The Deathly Hallows. You turned and stumbled away, your heart beating loudly in your ears. The signs… they all pointed to the darkest wizard MACUSA had ever come into contact with – Gellert Grindelwald. This man was not your Percival. This man was an evil, horrible wizard who wanted nothing more than the downfall of Muggles. You stood a few feet from the alleyway, struggling to control your breathing, so it shouldn’t be a surprise when you hear Percival’s voice. “(Y/N)? What are you doing here?” You whip around, eyes terrified, but anger swelling into a dark mass in your chest. “What did you do to him?” You demanded, staring into the brown eyes you loved so much. He arched an eyebrow and crossed his arms over his chest. “Do what to whom, exactly?” He asked, a dangerous tone to his voice. You glared at him, your hand gripping your wand. “What did you do to Graves? Where is he?” You knew it was stupid to confront him, but you had to do it. He stares at you, and slowly begins to chuckle, the dark sound bouncing off the brick walls around you. “And he was worried that no one would notice that I wasn’t him. My, my, you must really love him.” You whip your wand out, “Expelliramus!” He dodges the spell and laughs darkly again. “What a little spitfire you are. No wonder why he’s so fond of you.” He taunts, and you could swear you couldn’t hate the man anymore than you already do. You go to yell out another spell, but it’s too late. He’s shot one at you, and you fall backwards, unconscious. ——————– You wake up just as one of his fanatics is shoving you into a cell. You stumble, trying to catch yourself, but fall to your knees, dizzy. You blink blearily in the darkness of the small cell. You slowly stand and walk around, trying to look for weak spots, thinking maybe you could try and escape. “(Y/N)?” You jump, hearing a raspy voice whisper your name. You turn to the far corner of the cell, and there he is. He’s chained to the wall by his wrists, his clothes dirty, bloodied, and torn. You can just make out his face in the little available light, and it, too, is bloodied and bruised. His hair is dirty and hanging in his face, but he’s never looked so beautiful to you. “Percival.” You murmur, moving over to him. He flinches as you reach for him, but he moves closer to you. The only physical contact he’s had in months was all from the fanatics – fists to his face, harsh kicks to his ribs. He needs your touch. He needs you. He nuzzles his face against your belly, his arms wrapping around you as you run your hands through his hair, leaning over to press your lips to his forehead. “How did you know?” He asks, and you can hear the sadness in his voice. “I know you, Percival Graves. I’ve loved you since the day I met you. I knew something was wrong as soon as he walked past me, as you, and didn’t stop with a cup of tea and a good morning for me.” You smile as he chuckles, pulling you as close as he can before he finally stands and wraps you in his arms. “I love you.” He murmurs, tears in his coffee brown eyes as he holds you as close as he can to his worn down, broken body. “I know, Percival. I love you, too.”

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You stood up from the floor of your bathroom on shaking legs, the sour taste of vomit still strong in your mouth.  You staggered your way over to the sink, rising the taste out from your mouth.  You ran some water over your flushed face and braced your arms on the sink.

Four week.  You’d been ill for four weeks now.  You’d gone to see your doctor two weeks ago and earned yourself a tonic and a suggested diagnoses that you’d laughed at.  You were late, yes, but you’d never been regular to start with.

Even for you, though ten weeks was unheard of.

You looked at your reflection again, hoping for some sort of guidance, only to freeze.  You stood up straight before pulling your nightgown tight across your chest.  Your breasts.  They were bigger.  Noticeably so.

You braced yourself on the sink with shaking arms.

Pregnant.  You were pregnant.

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Letters to Bucky (Part Five)

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Tony read the poem at least a dozen times before refolding it and putting it back in his suit jacket pocket.
He hadn’t stopped smiling since the letter had been delivered that morning, hadn’t even left his desk yet. Couldn’t even think of what he wanted to say back to his soldier. In fact, Tony could barely string a thought together, so he just sat at his desk and grinned like a schoolgirl with her first crush.

It was kind of disgusting.

And he loved it.

“Tony!” Pepper snapped, sticking her lovely red head into his office for the eighth or ninth time in so many minutes. “You have a meeting RIGHT NOW. How many times– are you reading that letter again? Who is it from? What on earth?” She rubbed her forehead. “Look. I’m glad the pen pal program helped you through rehab, I am. Really. But you still have a company to run! So if you would just–”

“I’m coming!” Tony jumped up, waving his arms. “I’m coming. You know, Pepper I should just give the company to you. You care about it more than I do.”

“Don’t joke about that Tony.” She warned, and he stopped walking, wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her soundly on the lips.

“I’m not actually joking. Let’s talk about it okay? Later. I can’t be late to this meeting.” With a quick wave of his hand he disappeared into the boardroom.

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