i look so good right now i think

anonymous asked:

those images of jin with his hair sticking up keep reminding me of that there's something about mary scene, but like with jungkook involved. jungkook: hyung is that hair gel? yoongi: no kookie- jungkook: jin-hyung look i found you some hair gel! yoongi: ...fuck

LMFAOOOO Anon F U C K, I’m at work right now and I read this ask and I was laughing so hard but trying to keep it I’m legit crylaughhing so hard I can’t see my computer screen…  

You know Jin always tries to make double sure to check Kookie’s hands before he’s allowed to touch well…pretty much anything but especially Jin’s face or hair.  THE ONE TIME HE FORGETS AND

Here is what DataLounge is saying about Sam ( from the gay perspective)

01/10/2017

Rumors, rumors, rumors, and who has the truth? I find it interesting that any good looking man that seems to be single because of “career drive” is so quickly labeled “Gay”. Now they will say that Sam doesn’t post pictures of women all over his IG, MAYBE HE IS NOT A BED-HOPPING MANWHORE, maybe his mum raised him right and respectful.
The post below I found interesting,and slightly amusing. A different point of view contradicting at times from the gay community. It is rather funny to think that everyone has their theories…I bet if I looked at the Lesbian community I would find some “Cait lust” over there.
EVERYONE HAS THEIR THEORIES, BUT NOT THE TRUTH.
Warning: if you go to Datalounge be prepared for some angry/jealous “queen “posts - sometimes they are worse than the Anti’s.

Just remember, don’t shoot me, I’m only sharing another point of view. 😬


➡️ Sam seems to be a truly nice person. I hate that he is portrayed here as a manipulating liar.
Can your pea brain comprehend that he can be all three? Heughan is a nice guy with a fierce ambition. He pays his handlers and their associates to do the lying and manipulating for him and he dutifully complies.

—Anonymous

reply 39401/10/2017
[R392] Exactly!!!! "Sam didn’t want to end the bearding with Caitriona Balfe -who has had a real bf all this time- …. what straight guy would want to go on with the charade???”

No straight guy would do this… and this is why the fandom believes Sam and Cait are really in love and have to hide it. Because gay Sam was flirting it up with his co-star to make it appear he was a flirty hetero guy. Cait had to nix it because she has a serious boyfriend and didnt want to look like a two timing slut. This left Sam looking like a fool and this is where MM comes into the picture.

I personally think he is the one who contracted the bearding the MM. I think Starz is aware of it but I feel his shenanigans with MM is all his responsibilty-he’s footing the bill.

anonymous asked:

Just a short note to let you know that this anon thinks you're an awesome person and wishes they had a friend like you. You are everything I want to be and more.

this anon should know i’ve had a really terrible evening and my own parents said some incredibly hurtful things to me and i’m feeling super at a loss right now bc i just spent around a thousand dollars to throw my little sister the best bachelorette weekend i could and still i am not Good Enough bc i don’t wear makeup and i like tee shirts that say “star trek” on them

so this anon should also know that you’ve really sent a lovely message at a time i really needed to hear something good about myself. thank you so much.

  • Me, reading the first chapter of "Thrones of Glass": Ah well. This will be good, I think, but right now it looks like another love triangle, I'm-so-special YA book. Definitely not knock-your-socks off good.
  • Me now: This masterpiece literally changed my life. I am literal Aelin trash. I am literal Rowan trash. I will defend this book with my life. S.J Mass is a God. RoWAleIN. Recommending this book to everyone I know, because this thing is the best shet since the Bible. All hail this series.

So being the Food Network addict that I am, I occasionally find myself watching Trisha Yearwood. And right now, the episode I’m watching features her going and getting a skating lesson from the Hockey Team.

So obviously, my brain goes “ZIMBITS AU”, which is only further resolved after Trisha says the following things:

- As you can imagine, growing up in Georgia, I didn’t skate a lot

- (to her friend who’s doing this misadventure with her) I think, as long as we look cute, it doesn’t really matter how good we are

So Bitty has a Food Network show with a vague “southern cooking in new england” theme, and the producers really like to play up the Georgian Fish out of Water angle with the not-actually-cooking segments of the show. So Bitty’s scheduled to do a private skating lesson with Marty and Tater, because the combo of warm and friendly but understated mentor Marty and loud gregarious and enthusiastic rookie (to the NHL - he has a few years in the Russian pros under his belt) Tater will make great television.

So Bitty is making both of them their own thank-you food. Bitty has fun experimenting with Russian pastries for Tater, and of course finds a way to incorporate maple into his apple pie for Marty.

The producers are expecting a lot of hilarious and endeering wobbling on the ice. And they get a lot of great footage of Bitty reacting to wearing hockey gear for the first time “I look like a big blue marshmallow, y'all”, but nobody remembers until Bitty’s on the ice that he was a Junior Regionals Figure Skating Champion.

He glides effortlessly onto the ice, has some fun learning how to handle a hockey stick (cue some ridiculous and just the right amount of off color for basic cable jokes about stick handling)

And of course, Jack Zimmermann, who works harder than god but kind of sucks at acting like a human being in front of cameras, is at the rink to get in some extra practice, and Tater is like “Zimboni! You come and race the tiny baker man!”

And Marty winks at Bitty, who gets the message and starts wobbling and skating like he’s never seen ice in his LIFE, and Jack looks warily at the cameras, but George has been on him to do more public relations stuff and he may as well make a “race” against this tv person part of his warmup.

And Bitty’s all “now, I ain’t no professional skater, Mr. Zimmermann, so you’d better go easy on me!” And then proceeds to SMOKE Jack the second Marty calls GO.

Marty and Tater are doubled over laughing, and the camera guy is circling Jack to get all angles of his utterly dumbfounded expression.

Bitty’s smirking, with his hands on his hips, then says, “do y'all think I could pull off a salchow in all this gear?” And proceeds to pull off a jump in hockey skates and all the gear. Tater, of course insists that Bitty teach him and the footage they get from it is pure gold.

So anyway. After they get off the ice, Bitty cuts up his maple apple pie and Jack decides he might actually be in love.

i rewatched the episode again and now that i wasn’t so focused on alex in the last sanvers scene, i really noticed how gentle maggie was? like this is….. the softest goddamn rejection i have ever seen with my own two eyes,,, she’s doing what she thinks is best for both of them (and ultimately i think she’s right, the timing isn’t good for them just yet), but she knows it’s gonna hurt alex and she’s just so thoughtful? making sure to say that alex didn’t do anything wrong and making sure to tell her that she’s still there for her, just as a friend. maggie sawyer is such a wonderful and beautiful and caring person, i’m bawling my eyes out

Nah… No good, you are.” He took a smoke of his cigarette.
“No good at all.” I said.
“I think, with you, you’re not one person. You’re two. And something has destroyed the other, and she’s hiding right in there.” He said, poking my chest.
“Oh?” I raised my eyebrows.
“And now you’re not the girl you really are. Bet there’s so much love in you that it’s overflowing, but you conceal it so you won’t get hurt.” He looked me dead in the eye.
“You think you know me.” I laughed.
“Maybe I don’t. But I know myself. I’m two people, love. And broken people recognise each other.
—  “Too pretty for your own good. That’s why you destroy everything you touch.”

Once Chowder gets over his initial shock of Jack and Bitty’s announcement, he begins to gush about Jack and Bitty and also ask a bunch of questions (when did it happen, how did it happen, etc).

Meanwhile, Nursey and Dex have turned so they’re face to face (their faces only about a foot apart) and begin having an entire conversation only using facial expressions.  It goes something like this:

Dex: so Jack and Bitty
Nursey: pretty cool, huh?
Dex: yeah
Nursey: so
Dex: hoe don’t do it
Nursey: what? I just think now would be a good time
Dex: you’re literally suggesting we try and steal their thunder
Nursey: no I suggest we piggyback
Dex: that is the same thing
Nursey: c’mon this is the best time
Dex: it’s not the best time
Nursey: Dex…we’ve been looking for the right time for ages…now is the best chance we’ve had yet
Dex: okay fine

By now, Chowder can’t gush any longer, and has run out of questions to ask, and they’re all just staring at the two of them.

“Uhhh,” they both say in unison, before they proceed to elbow, jostle, and generally push each other around, trying to get the other person to say it first.

“Y’all, what’s going–,” Bitty starts to ask before both Jack and Chowder shush him.

“Let them figure it out,” Chowder says.

After a long minute, they both stop before blurting out at the same time, “We’re dating!”

Bitty’s eyebrows arch high into his hairline.  He’s genuinely and incredibly surprised.

Chowder just looks at them both with the most unimpressed look on his face.  “No shit,” he says, with more sarcasm than anyone thought he could muster.

Then Ransom and Holster enter the room, and all hell breaks loose.

There are people on Tumblr right now arguing over the actual sexual orientation of the moon and…

…y’know, look. I’m not one to sneer at Tumblr. I think a lot of good has come out of the political discussion that occurs on this website, and I personally have learned a lot about gender, race, LGBTQ history, and myself as a direct result of reading posts on this website. I’ve learned so much, and grown so much as a person, thanks to this funny little website, and I will always be thankful and appreciative of that.

But - but! - when I see debates like this, when I see people shitting on each other over whether the actual, real moon that orbits our planet is a woman who experiences same-sex attraction and only same-sex attraction, I think… Christ, this is it, isn’t it? This is how the rest of the internet sees Tumblr.

Streuth.

i’ve only played the first game in this series but i love this thing, it’s design is so good

edit: if the image is broken for u try clicking it or viewing it on my blog! :^0 

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consequences.

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oh MY GOD please p.e. teacher!jimin where you don’t take his classes seriously and his dom side starts coming out when you wear yoga pants/booty shorts

genre: smut

a/n: lowkey tho, teacher!bts is kinda hot, only lowkey tho…, also sorry for not proofreading…

I had finally made it to senior year of high school which also meant, I could give less of a shit if I didn’t do well in P.E, it was all fun and games anyway. Although P.E was no fun at all, my teacher, Mr. Park, was one good looking guy but his voice bored me so much, he made the day seem longer and really did drag out his instructions.

“I would rather be doing maths right now.”, Sujin, my best friend whispered to me. “I know, same. This guy keeps going on about the same thing, I don’t even think he’s speaking the same language as us anymore.” “True, true. I think I’m just gonna skip the next class.” “I would but remember that time we skipped last year?”, I laughed. “Fine, but you’re making the choice to do this to yourself.”

I attended the next few classes without Sujin and tried my hardest to make it through each one; however each time I noticed myself drifting off or falling asleep. I just couldn’t take these classes seriously, not when he made the same damn points every time he taught us.


One day, I got called out by Mr. Park for not moving or interacting with the lesson and honestly it was the best thing that happened all year and it was almost the end of the second term. “___, you need to be paying more attention.” “Do I really though? This is just P.E.” “It’s not ‘just’ P.E, it is required by law that you exercise for at least one hour.” “That’s not my business, sir.” “You better start improving your attitude or there will be consequences.” “And what are those?” “You’ll see if you don’t change yourself.” Change myself? Consequences? Was he joking because he was seriously a funny guy for thinking I cared about his lessons.

“Did he seriously say you needed to take his classes more seriously?”, Jungkook, another one of my friends, asked me as I left the art classroom with him. “Yep, and he told me there would be consequences if I didn’t. What a funny guy.”, I joked. “Hey, maybe you should take him seriously. I heard his consequences are quite a lot.” “And where have you heard that?” “I dunno, but my friend who’s finished school already told me that Mr. Park is no joke when it comes to consequences. He made my friend do 300 push ups and like 100 chin ups.” “That’s brutal.”, I laughed. “Yeah, he’s hella strict with his punishments, you best be careful, ___.” “Thanks for the advice but I think I’ll pass.”


3pm and this class was finally over, I was slowly losing myself in school. I shook my body to wake it up some more before making my way to the dance practice room in school, I had my booty shorts on in preparation and my sports bra on underneath my shirt. I had turned ‘Pink Matter’ by Frank Ocean on and had started to choreograph a dance for one. The more I added to the dance the worse it got, something was missing but I couldn’t figure out what. Giving up I made my way over to my bag and got out my water bottle when the door opened and in walked Mr. Park.

“I told you to take the classes more seriously or else there would be consequences.”, he angrily told me as he moved to the stereo to shut off the music. “Did I not look convincing enough? I thought I was pretending to care quite well.”, I jokingly told him as I placed down the water bottle and turned the radio on with my remote. “Don’t mess around, this isn’t elementary school, you need to do P.E.” “Cool, now, I’m kinda tryna choreograph a piece, so umm, sir, you can leave now.”

“I’m not going anywhere, remember, consequences.” “Oh, can’t you wait for another day? I’m busy today.”, I seriously asked him with my arms crossed. “No, you need to receive your punishment.” “What are you gonna make me do? 300 push ups? 100 chin ups? Tell me so I can get back to this.” “No, I have a special punishment for you.” “What would that be?”, I chuckled as I closed the distance with hopes to intimidate him. “Those damn booty shorts, do you know what you do to me?”, he said as he aggressively grabbed my ass, taking me by surprise. “You wanna play at that game?”, I smirked back as I palmed his member through his sweatpants.

“This is supposed to be a punishment ___, don’t mess around.”, he growled. “And how is this gonna work?”, I asked before he pushed his lips onto mine and asserted his dominance. “Is that all you have, sir?”, I asked as I pulled away from his kiss. “It’s Jimin, just call me Jimin.”, he moaned as I put my hand down his sweatpants and started stroking his cock. “What are you gonna do Jimin?” “Don’t mess around and suck me off now.” Immediately I got down on my knees and pulled down his sweatpants and boxers, revealing his thick cock. “Hurry up.” “Now, now, patience.”, I teased before I played with the tip of his cock with my tongue, I swirled it around and slowly wrapped my lips around his cock.

“You’re too slow.”, he groaned as he grabbed my hair and pushed me down his cock, making it hit the back of my throat. He bobbed my head up and down his cock and finally released me after I did it myself. Every now and then I would hold my head down and deep throat his cock before gasping for air. “You look so fucking hot”, he growled. After many moments of bobbing up and down his cock and teasing his tip, Jimin was begging for release. “Fuck, don’t stop, keep going. I’m so close.” and finally Jimin came into my mouth and partially on my hands that were wrapped around his cock.

“Shit, that was amazing. Best blowjob I’ve ever received.”, he chuckled. “Does this excuse me from giving a shit in P.E?”, I asked after I swallowed his load. “No, but after I eat you out you’re good to go but you ain’t gonna get out of our after school activities.”, he smirked before he reconnected his lips with mine.

Ashes Pt. 6 [M]

Genre: Angst, Smut, Vampire!AU

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Length: 6.0k

Warnings: Depictions of violence and gore

Originally posted by heavenly-minds

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

You stepped into his room and stared at the belongings on his bed. “Are you going somewhere?” You asked with arms crossed.

His eyes didn’t move from the raincoat he was holding in his hands, “Yes, there have been some complications with the arrival of some of our friends so I am leaving to pick them up and escort them here”

“Can I come with you?” You asked and Hoseok immediately shook his head. “No, I don’t think that would be a very good idea”

Your eyes narrowed, “Do you think it’s a good idea for you to go alone?”

He paused, taking a long sigh before he spoke again, “There is a bounty on your head right now. Kai has men looking for you in every fucking corner of this county and probably this state. You could be staked in the heart at any fucking second”

You scoffed, “So I’m back to being a prisoner, is that it?”

Hoseok glared at you, “Do you think I like this? Do you think I enjoy going to sleep every single night and dreaming of all the ways Kai could kill you? Do you think this is fun for me? Because it’s not. It’s fucking terrifying. But what scares me more is that you seem to have no understanding of how serious this situation is”

“I’m not stupid, Hoseok” you snapped.

“I never said you were but there are consequences for the amount of blood you have on your hands. You killed a lot of powerful vampires and humans. Your ex-boyfriend being one of them” his words made you wince. You knew what you had done. You know that you were going to have to live your undead life knowing who you burnt to the ground, but you accepted it the moment you struck the match.

“How long will you be gone for?” you asked, unsure if you wanted to know the answer.

He shrugged, “I’m not sure. It depends on who is waiting for us. Kai has been keeping watch on airports and train stations and the bus depot. I won’t know what we’re up against until I get there”

You nodded your head. He started to pack weapons you had never seen before but you didn’t ask anymore questions. The sharp edges of metal were enough to tell you that he was preparing for the worst. He had finished putting a handful of wooden stakes into the bag when he looked back up at you, “There is one thing I should prepare you for”

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Nursey has never looked less chill. He’s practically vibrating as he props up the wall in the attic. “Bro, I don’t think I can.”

“Nurse,” says Holster, wondering where he went wrong. “Bro. It’s dibs. Isn’t this literally what you’ve been working for all year? You cleaned my haunted jockstrap. Twice.”

“Yeah,” says Nursey, spacing out. “But Ransom asked Dex yesterday.”

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This is laaaaaate.  But it’s also like hella long so I feel like it’s justified.

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“Kenneth, have you found a nice young man yet?”  Kent’s Grandmother squinted at the camera on his mom’s ipad.  “You know the Priest at church has a nephew and he’s quite good looking.  He’s a Kindergarten teacher, and I think you would just love him.  He even likes your hockey!  He teaches a team for children at the rec center on weekends.  I see him there when I have my water aerobics.”  She nodded.

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dat-goat-boi  asked:

Your art is so happy and pure, literally every time I see it regardless of what it is it makes me smile. Thanks for making my (and thousands of other people's) day better dude.

What’s this you’ve said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in friendship, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I’m the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don’t you think you might be making someone feel much better saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your kindness. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tea set. Not only am I extensively trained in befriending people, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known how much happiness your little comment brought to me, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You’re finally living, friend.

What’s this you’ve said to me, my good friend? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I’ve been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I’m the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don’t you think you might be hurting someone’s feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shark plushie. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You’re finally living, friend.
—  Chowder