So I just realized the way they designed
Squidward’s costume, a pose like this would be impossible. He can’t sit down in that damn thing at all actually, because
the top part of the fake legs are…if you’ll excuse the directness, protruding
out of his ass, the bottom connected to his ankles, so every time he bends his
real legs forward the prosthetic ones always bend backwards. So I just screwed
the technical details of how said costume works and just drew Squidward here
how he has his four legs in the cartoon, with the extra pair not ALWAYS facing
backwards. There’s only so many solutions that fake legs could move (notice
Squidward is a little restricted with his movement when he tries to high kick
in his chorus line…can’t go too far up without possibly ripping his pants,
now can he?) but they did a beautiful job. Nonetheless it must be a total bitch
to wear it eight shows a week for a two hour show where you actually can’t sit
down and how weird it must feel to walk with an extra pair of limbs hanging off
your backside (a better question is: how does he use the restroom during
intermission? Does he have to slip the whole thing off…I mean what a pain in
the ass that would be cuz there’s also a leotard underneath the trousers…or????
This costume raises more questions than answers and I should just stop)
"Why I do not manage my body? Because I do not like exercising"
"I don't like to move or go out. I don't even like meeting new people"
"I've slept for about 20hours straight."
"My speciality is rolling around in bed on our days off. I'm really good at it"
"I'm good at doing..ugly stuff"
"That seagull over there has a gf but how come I can't get one?"
"We all look ugly in the morning"
"Suga, genius. These 2 words are enough"
"I'm such a man, I know how to put on a tie"
"I'm reech. I have chain."
"I always wanted to nap in a different country"
*V talking about the time he cut his own hair*
"This is 32nd time we heard this story"
Rapmon hyung doesn't dry off his back after showering.
He says "It will dry off anyways so why dry it off". Then why live if you'll die anyways?
"I think I can live in America. using hand gestures"
"I drank a lot of Gatorade yesterday so my hair turned green"
"we all had six packs, but because it’s summer, all the chocolate has melted off"
*Jin singing the gwiyomi song*
</b> gwiyomi! Gwiyo-<p/><b>S:</b> shut up.<p/><b></b> "Hoseok, grill louder to assert dominance"<p/><b></b> "My hairstyle is like a wealthy housewife"<p/><b></b> *to jungkookie wearing swimming mask*<p/><b></b> "You look really ugly. You look like squidward."<p/><b>JM:</b> hyung i heard you were looking for me..I'm here!!<p/><b>S:</b> okay good, now go away.<p/><b></b> "Jimin's special ability is being really boring"<p/><b></b> "I always suffer because of jimin everyday"<p/><b></b> Same suga, same.<p/></p>