Things my kid has said while playing Minecraft
(in slightly demonic voice): I am your master CHICKENS! I - AM - YOUR - MASTER!
I need to throw more ocelots at people
Kiddo: Look! I’ve created a pen where I keep all my animals!
Me: That’s nice
Kiddo: (fills pen with lava)
I have a floor completely devoted to cats but is it enough?
I like blowing stuff up in Minecraft! It’s like being one of the mythbusters only less science
I meant to feed the cat and instead I threw an ocelot into the lava
You can never have too much lava protecting your palace of doom
You can never have to many cats inside of your doom palace
Kiddo: I’m creating a village! Full of people!
Me: (suspiciously) Are you planning to murder all of your villagers?
Kiddo: Well not right away!
As a parent I feel like I should be concerned