i look like im doing bad things but im actually not omfg

hold my beer

Ok so this is yet another idea that I will NEVER have time to write (for those that follow my Cross the River one shots, I’m still sorry for inflicting the half finished fics on you haha. But I’m not sorry for inflicting this idea on you

Three words:

Drunk. Ladynoir. Wedding. wait is ladynoir even technically a word?

  • It’s quite a few years into the future and Adrien and Marinette are happily revealed and happily married. Everything’s just friggin peachy
  • One day there is an akuma, a girl who got dumped by a dickhead bf for another girl and then goes on a rampage to show everyone she is ‘good enough.’ After they defeat her, they try to cheer her up
  • Chat, being Chat, thinks that being a flirt will help boost her self-esteem, bc, you know, getting flirted at by a superhero is an ego boost no matter how sad you are
  • Lo and behold, it backfires
  • The girl (lets call her Ada) gets pissed off that Chat is flirting with her right in front of Lady, because “Aren’t you guys like, together??”
  • Chat backpedals, Lady facepalms. No it’s still not official or public that they’re together (keep work separate from home, yknow what I’m sayin, and besides, it’s unwise to let Hawky know the full extent of how much they care for each other because they don’t want to be emotionally manipulated in battle)
  • The girl is like “shit I thought you guys were like.. the perfect relationship. Obviously not. If even you aren’t together, then where’s the hope for me…. sighh….” :’(
  • Ada is so upset that they decide to let her in on a little secret. That in their civilian lives… they are married
  • Ada is all,  :’D omg seriously
  • (^..^) and >(:-:) are like, yeah, but dont tell anyone. It’s a secret. ((SLAPS YOU WITH HEAVY-HANDED FORESHADOWING)) Hey I know what’ll cheer you up, Ada. Lets go out for drinks!
  • AND SO MY FRIENDS, that is how Adrien and Mari end up spending a night on the town with a recent akuma victim as Chat and Lady…

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bailci  asked:

I can't think of headcanons myself, but how would their first kiss go? :D

*digs hands into cliche solangelo headcanon box*

@bailci asked for headcanons and instead i delievered a fanfiction in bullet point omfg im so sorry

  • fight me all you want on this, but their relationship for sure started with a ‘first kiss’ because they’re cheesy like that
  • so lets give a bit of background shall we ??
  • i like to think that they really became friends—actual friends–after those three days in the infirmary and they obviously had *those* moments
  • you know what im talking about.
  • like when things got a bit too quiet during their walks and both had the urge to just reach out and hold the others hand
  • or when they one of them were caught by the other stealing glances here and there during meetings because literally who cares about what chiron’s saying when there’s a cute boy in the room
  • but besides those little moments, i’d say they were pretty comfortable with each other
  • nico would voluntarily hang out with will at the infirmary and “help him out” and “bring him a snack”
  • anyway let me actually answer this before i go on rambling about their cute friendship days:
  • maybe things got pretty bad one night. i’d presume nico had some really bad nightmares and he woke up and took a walk to clear his mind
  • and maybe he just happened to walk over to the path that lead him to the apollo cabin—half because he hated the dark and half because the glowing warmth of the cabin gave him comfort and solace
  • and of course, will would just be leaning there, maybe trying to get his own thoughts out of his head and when he saw nico, he’d just smile and gesture him to come closer.
  • they’d take a walk together around camp, just talking about normal things until will asked him what he was doing up and walking around at twelve in the morning
  • “you’re literally the child of the sun solace the better question is what are you doing at twelve in the morning”
  • will would probably just shrug and say how he was just couldn’t sleep cause he was thinking about his brothers
  • and then—uh oh—it’s awkward and quiet suddenly and will doesn’t knows why until nico starts talking about how he was thinking of bianca and oh
  • and because will solace is a Literal Sunshine he’d probably just ask him to elaborate and talk about his sister and his time at italy and all of a sudden nico is flailing his arms and his eyes are sparkling and will is biting his lip to stop himself from smiling too much
  • eventually the conversation fades away comfortably, maybe laughing at something nico said, but either way the silence that follows after is finally a comfortable one
  • nico breaks it by looking over at will with the calmest expression will has ever seen and he thanks him—for listening, for being there, for letting him rant on and [insert bumbling flustered nico here]
  • “he’s really cute but oh god he won’t shut up and i’m pretty sure he doesn’t even know what’s he’s saying anymore”
  • so will decides to shut him up and calm him down by leaning in closer and pressing his lips against nico’s in a chaste, gentle way. his lips are warm—they’re unbelievably smooth and the happy warmth bubbling inside his chest is a bit too much and for a second will doesn’t realize that nico’s become tense against him
  • and just as he’s about to pull back, nico relaxes slowly and presses closer in a super nervous and unsure type of way because he’s 14 okay and he can’t even handle will smiling at him and you’re talking kissing
  • will feels a rush of happiness and he puts his hand on top of nico’s trembling one (he also learns that kissing, contrary to popular belief, does not calm people down)
  • and they part, not because they want to, but because breathing is a thing and they kind of forgot how to do that in the last few seconds.
  • now all of a sudden they’re looking at each other with wide eyes that dart to the other’s lips awkwardly and faces that are too red to be healthy and they just start laughing because their shocked and also nervous but most of all happy and “oh my god did we just…”
  • they spend the rest of the night unable to sleep but because of a good reason this time: just thinking about how the others lips felt and each little sensation and smiling into their pillows and oh my god is that the sun?

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anonymous asked:

Your Denki and Seri get me so shook i'm act considering them so much it's unhealthy

Nothing unhealthy about that ship anon!!!! *O* I’m glad you decided to consider it!!!!

Anon said: Just wanna say, I really like the way you colour your art!!! It’s really nice

OHHHH!!!!!! ;O; thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!! This actually means a lot omfg <3<3<3

Anon said: Fatgum being a Dad to Kirishima and Tamaki gives me life, they’re such a gOOD family.

They’re the best family I’m so glad they both have Fatgum tbh !!!!!!!! He’s such a great man I love him a whole damn lot

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anonymous asked:

may i request both of your crush headcanons (ex: how they act/treat their crush, would they pass notes, any specific things they do JUST for their crush, etc etc) for the hosts + haruhi? :oo i'm curious to see what you two think!

 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah (GOMEN IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE POSTED ANYTHING SO HAVE THIS RLY LONG HEADCANON POST)


Tamaki:

  • Tamaki is dense as hell about his crush but you guys already knew that so at first he’s just putting the charms on you because he sees beauty in you just like he does with his clients
  • and he’ll just attempt to spend as much time with you as possible and call you sweet nicknames and his usual princely shit but then he suddenly starts to realise w h o a h i really like doing this kind of stuff around you
  • he ends up trying to rope you into the host cub family and gets you involved with all their shenanigans and you just end up being swept along with the tide like gdi tamaki
  • and then he starts getting JEALOUS whenever anyone else especially tHOSE SHADY TWINS gets a bit too close to be considered friendly and at first he just thinks ‘well they’re a part of our family, im just being protective’ but then Kyoya’s just like ‘nope. not doing this shit again. you like them. in a romantic sense not a family one gdi tamaki you want to be their boyfriend now stfu.
  • que sudden realisation on tamaki’s part
  • and he doesn’t really know how to act around you now so he just decides to up the charm (and gets really flustered at the same time and usually ends up embarrassing himself horribly by staring at you for too long when you’re walking together and careening into a pole or something).
  • *PRINCELYNESS INTENSIFIES*
  • put it this way; to him a moment when he doesn’t have your attention is a moment wasted
  • senpai wants to be noticed so badly
  • plz notice him and put him out of his misery

Haruhi:

  • dude. its Haruhi. she has no clue that she even likes you.
  • but its pretty clear to everyone else so there’s that
  • she just makes an effort to spend time with you and hang out and she’s just always there being nice and helpful and friendly and w o w be still my beating heart just look at that smile
  • she’s so unbelievably good to you like ‘you’re worried about an upcoming test??? we can study together at my house. i’ll cook dinner!’ 
  • ‘you need notes from that class you missed?? i’ll copy out mine for you.’ 
  • ‘you lost your phone?? i’ve got time lets spend the next three hours traipsing around the building calling it until we hear it.’
  • she pretty much sees you as one of her closest friends who she admires very much because you’re really great and talented and attractive in her eyes and she - wait what attractive??
  • ‘oh.’
  • ding dong you got it Haruhi.
  • and now she’s just a big flustered MESS around you at all possible times and trying her best not to show it because is this okay am i too close or not close enough do oh no have they twigged because im acting weird they can probably tell what if they dont feel the same way somebody please kill me god damn
  • eventually Kyoya figures it out of course and sometimes he makes very sly comments when you’re around, hinting that she likes you and Haruhi just has to kind of discreetly kick him like stfu kyoya u heinous space herpe
  • not to mention the way her head just SNAPS to a conversation whenever you’re mentioned and yeah we all knew it Haruhi you are just too cute for words.

Hikaru:

  • YOU MEAN AFTER HE GETS OVER HIS GIANT DENIAL BECAUSE SWEET MAMA THAT BOY IS DENSE WHEN IT COMES TO HIS OWN FEELINGS
  • yeah at first he’s gonna avoid you like the plague because what is happening to him why the hell is he reacting so strongly wtf all u did was pIC K UP A PenC IL G oD
  • okay so AFTER Haruhi, Kaoru and Honey smack sense into him and he comes to terms with it its great because he’s not competing against his brother or anyone else this time so yeah he just gOES FOR IT
  • Hikaru will legit resort to any means to get your attention/an excuse to hang out
  • any means
  • srsly he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw notes at your head in class just so that you both get detention or nick your wallet or something when youre not looking just so he can ‘find’ it for you later
  • ‘you’re failing that class?? WHAT A COINQUIDINK im failing too we should totes have a study date or something’
  • ‘oh dear i seem to have spilled my coffee all over you whoops SO sorry here take my shirt and lemme walk you to class’
  • he really does take off his shirt. this boy has no shame.
  • and whaaaaaaat??? rumours that you two are dating??? he totally didnt see this coming or hope those would spring up but hey you know thats not such a bad idea >;D
  • prepare for him to be super jealous all the time whenever you talk to other people like ‘whoah hey wtf hikaru i was in the middle of a conversation’ ‘no dont talk to them i swear on my life they were leering at your ass. im just looking out for you here, they’re probably a sexual deviant. bad news stay away.’
  • whatta dweeb

Kaoru:

  • he’s so nice what the hell Kaoru this level of selflessness is inhuman i stg
  • he just loves spending time with you and hanging out and doing things together this puppy is pretty much at your beck and call what a sweetie
  • of course that doesn’t mean you’re exempt from the light jokes and teasing that accompanies it
  • he’s basically at your side as much as he’s at his brothers (which means that you now have both of the twin’s attention well done prepare for hell and mischief)
  • but he pretty much makes himself your own personal superman like ‘wHOOPS you nearly tripped lucky i was there to catch you’ and ‘you’re off sick?? ill copy my notes for you. also what kind of soup do you like cause im coming over’
  • Kaoru is fun! He’s the kind of guy who’ll just text you like ‘are you busy?? not anymore there’s a carnival in town so get dressed, im waiting outside!’ and then he just drags you off and its loads of fun and youre just like ????? are u just being a fun friend or do u like me????
  • yeah thats another thing he’s so good of a friend that it becomes really hard for you to tell that if he actually has the dokis for you or if he’s just really friendly because he’s not FLIRTING with you like he does when he’s hosting and its confusing, but really he’s treating you differently and genuinely because he does actually like you and he wants you to stop treating him like just a friend AND ITS ALL VERY CONFUSING and absolutely perfect for a tense confession scene aww yeah aHEM we’ll totally write that if u guys request it
  • also prepare for Hikaru to get tired of waiting for his bro to make a move and attempt to be his wingman and he’s just dropping hints everywhere BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
  • Hikaru is 4378436% done with both of you. ‘omfg just kiss already you’ll make a lot of people happy’
  • the host club has started a betting pool on which one of you is gonna break and confess first lets just say Haruhi ends up with a LOT of moolah by the end of this charade

Kyoya:

  • the denial is strong in Kyoya ohhh boy
  • YOU THINK HIKARU’S BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENIAL THAT IS HAPPENING HERE like he’s used to being charming and suave with his clients but this is different he actually has feelings for you???? huh??????? what is he supposed to do with those????
  • feelings are too much hassle goodbye
  • its likely that Kyoya would try to shove these feelings into a box in the corner of his mind and never ever ever think about you or how you make his heart do weird things or how nice you look when you laugh or how attractive your smile is and god fucking dammit
  • and even though he’s trying to suppress what he deems to just be a ‘distraction’ his soft spot for you still shows in ways he doesn’t realise until after he’s done it
  • ‘oh my god did i just offer them a discount what the hell is WRONG with me’
  • /i wont say im in love plays softly in the distance/
  • once he actually comes to terms with his feelings tho he starts PLANNING
  • if he’s going to do this whole ‘crush’ thing he’s gonna do it RIGHT gosh darn it.
  • he ends up using the host club to his advantage by making sure that they’re always serving your favourite food or doing a theme you like cause hey if it gets you there, he’s happy.
  • expect to run into him everywhere and every time you somehow get roped into getting lunch at really nice and expensive places with him and eventually its like ‘???? are we on a date Kyoya??’
  • ‘Well, duh.’
  • ‘oh. cool.’

Honey:

  • Honey KNOWS he’s cute and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t use it to his advantage here
  • he is affectionate as hell and he’s always around you or holding your hand or giving you hugs or sometimes when he gets really confident or ahead of himself he’ll plant big kisses on your cheeks and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT because everyones just like ‘awww thats Honey-senpai for ya’
  • tbh about half of your life is spent sitting at his table eating with him because how can you say no to a face like that
  • but here’s the kicker *drumroll*… he saves food for you
  • i know right
  • like if he knows you’re coming today he will find your favourite flavour bring it to his table and protect it with his life if he has to no one is allowed to touch the desserts he saves for you
  • its terrifying tbh
  • Mori totally knows about his big fat crush tho and most of his time is spent hovering over Honey’s shoulder whispering ‘tell them’
  • ‘IM WORKING ON IT TAKASHI’
  • he’s confident - maybe even overly so - in interacting with you as his crush, and later as your s/o,  but we think he’d actually be pretty nervous about the actual confession part 
  • like he’s super worried that you only see him as this little brother figure and he knows that you smiling at him in that way that makes his stomach flip when he does something cute doesn’t equal attraction and you guys are pretty much surrounded by these other hot people who people are falling all over and bless his soul youre perfect just the way you are Honey don’t ever change you can be cute and a boyfriend at the same time my darling

Mori:

  • bruh. Mori is so unbelievably chill about this.
  • in fact, he’s SO chill that it presents a problem because it’s almost impossible for anyone but Honey to figure out that he likes you at all.
  • THIS MAN IS TOO TALENTED AT HIDING HIS BLUSH.
  • the one big factor? He talks more when you’re around. you bring out his more talkative (and flirty) side because he really just wants to keep your attention.
  • and you’re like ???????????????????????? did big silent Mori just FLIRT with you???
  • hell yes he did and you better respond my friend
  • doki doki
  • while he really wants to hang out with you he’s sometimes not exactly not sure how to ask, and that’s where Honey comes into the picture
  • Honey will often drag you along to spend time with him and Takashi and then have some sort of ‘emergency’ thats causes him to abscond so you’re left with Mori and Mori has no qualms whatsoever about this
  • PS Honey is a matchmaking genius
  • He also likes having study dates with you because you guys get to spend time together without relying on conversation to keep it going (also because he gets to call it a date and it makes him feel all wibbly inside)
  • spoiler alert: Mori is actually adorkable when it comes to romance
  • when he finally does confess its gonna be romantic (and surprising) as hell aww yeah

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anonymous asked:

First off, holy heckle you two smol but tol beans are gr8. Second, how would the RFA's reactions to MC being a politician be?

A/N: why thank you (⁄ ⁄^⁄ᗨ⁄^⁄ ⁄) ive never been called smol but tol, this is a first i dont know how to react aaaa ^^;; (ALSO IM VERY BAD AT THE WHOLE POLITICAL THING I DIDN’T PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS I WAS IN THE BACK MAKING SMART-ASS REMARKS SO I WENT WITH GENERAL STUFF IM SORRY)  ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           -You work in the government??

           -SO DOES HIS DAD!!!! DO THE TWO OF YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?!?!

           - just because we work in the government together doesnt mean we all know each other

           -He’s actually really excited for you?? Like, you know what you’re doing?

           -You inspire him!!! He works really hard in school from now on!!

           -Just wants to be as successful as you, but in his own way!

           -All the attention you get (and that he gets from association) is amazing, he lowkey loves it

           -He does get a little shy every now and then, though

           -But that doesn’t stop him from being extremely proud of all the hard work you do!!!

           -He’s always there and read for cuddles if you’re ever stressed out!!!! He will cuddle all the stress away!!!

*ZEN:

           -People in authoritarian positions make him kind of wary

           -So when he found out that you held an office in the government

           -He was a little…. well, he had mixed emotions

           -So proud that you worked really hard for what you wanted!!!!

           -But also! Oh my god why are you in such a position!!!! Please don’t get authoritarian with him!!!!!

           - okay but i wont zen, why would you assume i would

           -He’s VERY worried for you because? Holding office is dangerous??

           -There are some PSYCHOS out there MC!!!!

           -He may be a successful actor but the amount of media coverage the two of you get is insane!! He never expected it!!! But he adjusts almost immediately

           -Overall he’s so supportive???? He tells his fans about you and what you stand for all the time, it’s almost as if the two of you share a fan base

*JAEHEE:

           -SHE’S SO READY FOR THIS

           -ALWAYS DOWN TO THROW JUMINS WORK OUT THE WINDOW AND GO THROUGH YOUR DOCUMENTS WITH YOU

           -She’s!!! So!!!!! Proud!!!!

           -She’s also kind of lowkey jealous that you worked really hard and got to such a powerful position

           -Never wanted to see someone succeed as much as you!!

           -She might dislike being Jumin’s assistant but….hey… if YOU ever want one let her know because yeS MC, YES

           -Because she works with Jumin, she’s alright with all the media. Some days though, it gets to her and you have to assure her that it’s all okay <3

           -Always ready with a cup of coffee at the end of the day

           -Can sit for hours listening to your day, how you felt about certain topics, what you all are working on

           -She just really loves you and that you love what you do. She couldn’t imagine what you’d be like if you didn’t do what you loved!!!

*JUMIN:

           -You… you what

           -500% ALWAYS BEHIND YOU

           -HE WILL USE ANY CONNECTIONS HE HAS IF IT CAN HELP YOU

           -WHEN YOU NEED TO CAMPAIGNE, SAY THE WORD AND HE’S GOT IT COVERED

           -Seriously, being the head of a business is difficult some days, he can’t imagine working in government

           -Though he has…thought about it

           - can y'all imagine jumin in the government omfg itd be almost like….no change

           -He’s extremely used to the media coverage, there’s no problem there, it’s okay MC

           -Stressful day at work? He’s bringing you Elizabeth

           -If you need help going through some paper work, he’ll get jaehee to do it help you sort it out!! He knows what he’s doing, it’s okay MC

*SAEYOUNG:

           -WHAT

           -MC, BABY, NO

           -His father is also a politician and it scARES HIM

           -THAT YOU WORK AS ONE AS WELL

           -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MC PLEASE BE SAFE AT ALL TIMES

           -He hacks into CCTV’s around your office as much as possible to make sure you’re okay

           -He also likes to hack into your laptop and send you cute little messages or stupid memes if he can sense that you’re stressed out

           -Completely stays away from the media that follows you. He can’t be in it, there’s no way

           -He does help you come up with new ideas to bring up in meetings, and helps you out with anything and everything when you’re too tired to keep your train of thought though

           -He’s proud that you’ve gotten as far as you have, he really admires your passion and will do!! Anything!!! his hacking powers!!! Can do!!! To help you!! You need to spread your campaign?? He’s got you <3

*V:

           -YOU HAVE SO MUCH POWER YOU CAN USE FOR GOOD

           -YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

           -SO PROUD. MUCH HAPPY. VERY LOVE.

           -He thinks it’s absolutely amazing that you’re a politician

           -Since he knows you on a very personal level, he knows what you want to do and what you stand for!

           -You’re probably the one politician he is 100% behind

           -When you advertise your campaigns, it’s always aesthetically pleasing to the eye because he helps you with the design and it is just amazing

           - seriously if it looks pretty more people tend to look

           -He isn’t in the media when he’s with you as much because??? He’s behind the camera a lot of the time anyway

           -“Who said I was with MC? I have a camera, see? I’m with the paparazzi” “V get over here what are you doing”

*SAERAN:

           -I’m sorry MC, I must have misheard you

           -Did you say you were a politician?

           -Do you KNOW how DANGEROUS that is?

           -He’s always so worried for you

           -Knows that you’re one of the good guys because?? He knows you

           -Does not trust anyone else in the government so he kind of hovers over you when you get home

           -Just wants to make sure you’re okay!!!! Listens to any rant you have to relieve your stress

           -500% stays awAY FROM ANY MEDIA THAT SURROUNDS YOU

           -TOO MANY PEOPLE. NOT HAPPENING. NO. Not to mention??? He wants to stay away from his father??

           -Cannot imagine doing what you do. Loves your passion, loves how you just want to make the government better, and do what you can to please the people!! mc you’re the only politician he likes

(opsYamanakabb!Deidara anon no longer in anon bc i hAVE GROWN TIRED OF BREAKIN DOWN ASKS)

GOSH im SO flattered you liked it so much i mean ..

anyways, i have resurfaced bc… well i thought of another thing? err

.

alright so backing up: on the road so far, inoshikacho plus sai have gone into a long and arduous mission of setting the long past wrongs into rights which means finding YAMANAKA deidara and i dunno actually doing sth about it?? and also somehow they acquired hidan for the trip back ??

so, what ive got is this: dei is probably super uncomfortable?? bc in one hand there is ino wanting to bond??? on the other is cho who is an actual legit cinnamon roll???? and to top it off the other one keeps eyeing him weird???? (shika cannot stop staring omfg and to think theres ppl out there callin him a genius) dei can feel himself becoming defensive!! aggressive defensive!!!! (like obvs the best defense is an attack?? or sth)

and so there is two. dei and hidan actually get into a lot of fights bc they just cant rlly understand each other– i mean w deis thing bein ‘momentary’ whats exactly the point of bein immortal?? where is the fun in that??? (hidan can totally show him the fun in that)

also surprisingly dei and sai get along quite well?? (i mean when hidan isnt hogging sai) they are artistic bros?? in so short a time?? (as the only person w common sense at this point, cho is keepin a careful eye from afar– surely the fact that sai gets along so well w the missing nin is vaguely concerning??)

*BREAK POINT**FORWARD A LOT*

so hidan is just chillin in konoha like ?? there is literally nothin they can do to him to make him care?? he is clearly superior™

anyway, hidan is chillin in konoha and somehow he overhears the true akatsuki plan (or he believes in conspiracy theorist sai so they have a headstart) and he is like outrageously offended!!! WHAT DO YOU FCKIN MEAN I H AVE BEEN WORKIN FOR SOME OTHER GOD?!?!?!! so clearly the only solution is to destroy akatsuki just annihilate everything there is no other option

so hidan goes on the warpath like THOSE FUCKERS THINK THEY ARE IMMORTAL I WILL FUCKING SHOW THEM IMMORTAL

or (fair warning, this is v crack now i mean)

hidan decides to be petty af and grabs sai to make the ultimate plan

(i actually havent watched shippuden soo might be a bit of on the execution for this one buut)

and so they go to the big ass statue and somehow they do magic bullshit fuuinjutsu stuff

and like in the climax of everything w the thing is ready to be activated and everyone is nOOooO

MOTHERFUCKER HIDAN POPS OUT LIKE LAUGHING YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD SEEN THE LAST OF ME BITCHES

and turns out hidan and his sidekick sai changed the thing so instead of liberating that rabbit moon goddess (??) the thing is now set to actually summon THE GREAT JASHIN-SAMA

everyone is speechless?? like ???? actual plot twist

hidan starts the thing

hidan is also bragging bc obvs he would be bragging

n some konoha nin (shika?? naru?? probs naru) turns to sai all what were you thinkin??!?! and sai be like i know it looks bad but– *konoha nin goes to save the day*

but the thing already started right? so they dont make it in time and the thing shakes the grounds shakes everything lights up like a goddamn light show annd–

it just… stops

everything goes back to normal like nothin to see here bruh and….

everyone suddenly becomes 1000% more suspicious bc where the fuck did it all go? 

to turns matters worse hidan starts laughing like a lunatic ?? sai goes to retrieve him– hidan needs his alone time now

and it takes months upon months before people start relaxing and a new meme starts as in jashinists rlly do get you all worked up but?? they just cant deliver amirite (obvs when hidan is not around bc he is still a psycho i mean)

and sai just shakes his head.. he only agreed to help bc he knew nothing would happen like bloodshed war rage and muder.. they are all already in the great era of jashin

(what hidan did was like prolong it for more years upon years to come)

.

maan what a ride

The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Lord henry: wow basil who u paintin
  • basil: NOBODY [sweats]
  • lord henry: he's p. hot u should show this pic to everyone
  • basil: dude i cant theres ~too much of my self in it~
  • lord henry: LMAO BASIL you ugly fuck that guys the hottest dude ive ever seen and you.... well.... arent..... but dw im sure hes dumb as shit
  • basil: .........:(((...........but i love him
  • dorian: sup guys im here now what talkin about
  • basil: how hot you are
  • lord herny: yeah
  • dorian: hahah omfg
  • bail: let me finish my painting
  • lord henry: OKAY im going
  • dorian: HENRY NO DONT LEAVE ME HERE its v. boring
  • henry: k fine let me just poison your entire worldview and turn you into an asshole in like 1 page
  • lord henry: hey u know dorian that painting of u is p hot but you wont be hot forever one day you will be OLD and GROSS
  • Dorian: oh fuck
  • dorian: oh god really
  • dorian: if only through some ambiguous dark magic the painting could get old and gross instead of me :'(((
  • basil: dude chill
  • dorian: I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN BE OLD AND GROSS
  • Basil: ~DORIAN NO~
  • Basil: I will destroy the painting
  • Dorin: basil no its pretty
  • Basil: fine
  • Hery: k bye everyone i got stuff to do
  • ~later~
  • basil: hey dorian hey
  • basil: here you can have this painting bc im madly in love with you
  • Dorian: SWEET ok bye
  • Dorian: [closes door]
  • dorian: [looks at painting]
  • dorian: [breathes heavily]
  • Dorian: fuck............ im so hot.........
  • ~1 month later~
  • dorian: hey everyone im engaged to this actress
  • everyone: cool lets go see her play
  • actress: [bad acting]
  • Dorian: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! ACTRESS!!!!! WHY YOU ARE V. DISAPPOINTING
  • actress: b/c I love u :'(((
  • Dorian: u suk bye bitch
  • actress: kills self
  • dorian: [doesn't know]
  • painting: ~evil vibes~
  • dorian: ew omg no no no i must write an apologetic letter to the girl i hastily ceased loving
  • henry: lol she dead
  • dorian: SHITTTTTTTT SHITS SHIT
  • dorian: Thats it there is no good left in my heart
  • henry: haha yeah also here have this book that will turn you into even more of a jerk
  • dorian: tnx henri
  • henry: bye
  • basil: DORIAN WHAT THE HELL OH GOD you are not the starry eyed little twink i knew 1 month ago what happen to you dorian no ilu
  • dorian: ((hmmmmm basil would probably turn me into a better person......... but no...... i am an evil man......evil.......to the core..))
  • dorian: Bye basil
  • ~5 years pass~
  • dorian: hahah im such a bad person but who gives a fuck
  • dorian: [various ke$ha songs and montage of him throwing money and jewels and music and rich tapestries and orgies everywhere]
  • dorion: k that was fun
  • painting: [hella gross]
  • dorian: lmao
  • ~another 5 years pass~
  • basil: dorin omfg hi is that u
  • dorian: yea
  • basil: i have heard bad things about u dorian everyone says youre a fucking asshole but i don't believe them bc you're too hot
  • dorian: hahahahaha actually speaking of do you want to see my ~soul~
  • basil: lol wut
  • dorian: HERE IS THE PAINTING
  • Basl : HOLYF FUCK WHA THT EHFUCKIGN
  • dorian: .........wait.... why did i show you that.......
  • dorian: fuck...... i have to kill you srry
  • basil: [dead]
  • dorian: hm.
  • dorian: hello chemist man can u pls destroy that body with your chemistry magic
  • chemist man: k
  • ~later~
  • henry: sup kid
  • dorian: stuff
  • dorian: hey henry do u think basil got murderd
  • henry: dunno prolly dont care really
  • dorian: .......k
  • ~later~
  • dorian: haha wow
  • dorian: I'm a bad person
  • dorian: this sucks better go kill myself tbh
  • Dorian: [stabs painting n dies]
  • police: wtf this is gross
  • ~FIN~

anonymous asked:

I can see you have a type...

If the type is The Most Knowledgeable And Smart In Their Group But Still A Complete Idiot then yes, definitely, I have a type lmao - seriously tho I dunno if this is specifically about DGM (Lavi and Wisely are pretty similar) or if it’s a general thing, but as far as Wisely goes you might not believe this but over half of the reason why he’s my fave is that he suffers from chronic migraines and I Hard Relate

Anon said: MAKO AND TAiYOu ARE THE CuTEST I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. ALSO KIRI WITH LONG HAIR GIVES ME LIFE.

Thank you!!! Super happy you liked them!!! <3<3

Anon said: You know, apparently in the raws of Chapter 144, Kirishima’s friend calls him “Ei-chan”, not just Ei

!!!!! thanks for the info! I was actually wondering which between the -kun and -chan they had used!!! 

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Girl's Night

Originally posted by martziplier98

Request: I noticed that you don’t have any Kathryn x reader things and I was thinking about like her having a girls night sleepover thing with Amy where they gossip and do face masks and such but then male readers like “yo can I join?” Not in a weird way but like boys can enjoy that stuff too and you also haven’t written much with male readers so yeah sorry it’s not specific or just Kathryn x reader I just thought it’d be cute

Summary: Male!Reader wants to hang with Kathryn and Amy while they’re having a girls night.

A/N: Hey guys, I’m so sorry for my little hiatus I went on these past 2 weeks :( As you all probably know by now, my cousin got married! Then when I got back home I had finals! It was awful and I’m v sorry but I’m here now ready to not be a shitty person. Also I’m actually typing this all up on my phone in the tumblr app (yay for manually inputting the code 🙃) so pls bear with me if the formatting is a little off from how it usually is. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy this v short fic!

Wordcount: 333, this is probably my shortest fic ever IM SORRY

Requests are closed for now, very sorry friends!

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Boyfriend!DK

Originally posted by imagine-a-pocket-sized-seokmin

  • ah the sunshine boy, let’s get this started
  • so your relationship is mostly built on laughing, jokes, being silly
  • because this boy I’m serious
  • because he never is
  • he is loud we all know this but like you will get embarrassed by him in public even if you’re not easily embarrassed
  • also he’s a huge fan of truth or dare he always chooses dare
  • and you will absolutely suffer if you choose dare and you don’t make that mistake twice
  • you best make sure all your friends and family know about you playing truth or dare because you don’t want to repeat where you had to explain your mom you weren’t actually pregnant or your best friend that you haden’t really cheated on Seokmin with Joshua
  • he loves pranking you but he loves it even more to prank seventeen with your help
  • practical jokes and just hidden-camera-without-camera stuff
  • the maknaes are his victims most of the time because he ain’t messing with the older ones except maybe Hoshi or Jun but you only make the mistake once to pull a joke on Woozi
  • kisses on the forehead are just a huge must with this guy
  • also he isn’t afraid of PDA but like soft PDA hand holding and pecks
  • don’t expect anything sexy of this guy in public
  • all for couple stuff btw like not the normal stuff the cheesy stuff
  • also the ‘If lost return to Y/n’ ‘I’m Y/n’ shirts
  • and you love buying him shirts with badly translated English scentences
  • he has a whole pile of shirts with “start to stop the keeping warm jar” “fart sexy style” and your personal favourite “chocolate fucking jesus” these shirts actually exist I looked them up
  • so you get the worst gifts to each other but on purpose
  • like for your bday he got a card that was like “it’s a boy birthday!” and a mug that said “finally 6 years old!”
  • but like always good gifts to make up for it
  • SIN TIMEEEEE
  • so I kinda think he’d be into assgrabbing v much when making out
  • like also he’s gonna initiate tongue
  • no joke you might think he’s  sub but I see some dom in him
  • like he’s gonna lead and stuff
  • def with his hand on either your neck or cheek but somewhere close to your face
  • would love it when you go sit on his lap to like face you when kissing also ass possibilities
  • OKAY IM DONE
  • will try to make you laugh with horrible animal impressions
  • see: pigeon
  • if you make a bad joke or pun he’s gonna do that pretentious laugh like ‘HA HA HA’ like he’s some kind of fancy boss, you know the laugh
  • and then he’ll burst out in laughing anyways because of the dissapointed look on your face
  • dates are most likely gonna be pretty active like arcade or something but staying in the dorm or your house doesn’t seem very DK
  • like to a restaurant or a picnic who knows 
  • WATER BALLOON OR WATER GUN FIGHTS IN THE SUMMER
  • also if it’s valentine’s day you can expect some gifts cus he takes those things seriously
  • he wants to be the perfect bf so badly you’ll notice 
  • like sometimes he’ll go overboard cheesy with like post-its with cute messages, sending hand-written letters when he’s in another country
  • and you can expect daily good morning and good night messages because he takes those seriously
  • also def has you as his background no doubt 
  • he’s gonna be madly in love and everyone will know it no joke
  • and he’s not the person to be like ‘oh my Y/n is so amazing and great omfg’ no he’s gonna be sorta subtle about it ‘Oh that’s a nice shirt should I get that for Y/n?’ or like ‘Haha funny I gotta tell Y/n this!’ and stuff
  • like constantly mentioning you
  • when the guys ask about you he’s gonna be flustered as hell tho
  • “So how’s it going with you and Y/n?” 
  • “Uhm yeah they’re uh doing good… heh”
  • he’s gonna like to use petnames but like casual ones like babe or something
  • take care of this huge ball of sunshine ppl

Masterlist

Others in the Boyfriend!Series:
S.Coups//Jeonghan//Joshua//Jun//Hoshi//Wonwoo//Woozi//DK//Mingyu//The8//Seungkwan//Vernon//Dino
Twice one line prompts #1: Cold

Dahyun x Reader

Setting: You are Twice’s newest assistant manager and u are basically forced to join them to go to switzerland to film twicetv5

word count: 918 words

Written by Admin potato

( a/n: inspired by that one dahyun and maknae interaction in switzerland because im an asshole for laughing at our poor dubu)


Reader’s pov

JYP entertainment. Thats the name of the company i applied for to pursue my dream of becoming a producer. My dreams to be famous through my music, to meet cute girls, to experience new adventures, to be known as a musical genius. Not to babysit 9 monsters. Dont get me wrong. Everyone from Twice are really cute and talented. But outside of the stage their loud, violent and they eat TWICE as much as me.

My producing skills arent that acklowledge but assistant manager is actually not that much of a pain. Like some of them members arent THAT bad, we’re all pretty close. Sure Sana flirts with me cause shes really gay, however Chaeyoung is really cool. She’s my type: artsy, good taste in music and can spit fire. Unfortunately, i already have my eyes set on a certain eagle.

Now here i am, in Switzerland. On a top of a mountain. While its breezy out here, im freezing. While some members are doing a v-live, others are playing and im here looking over their ass. While everyone is having fun, im here scared sh*tless. Why? Oh. Didnt i mention im scared of heights :D ?

“How did i ended up here” i sighed

“Is something wrong, y/n?” I turn to find to no other than Kim Dahyun

“Nope, just thinking about things that stresses me out” she nodded.

”…”

”…”

Silence. Thats what there was between us. I glanced over her to see what she was doing. Its a good thing today is sunny, cause damn, the sun compliments her bright light hair. Not to mention her soft cheeks now has a shade of pink from the coldness which really suits her cause she looks so soft i just want to cuddle hER–

“*internaly slaps myself*  no. u must not taint an angel. Bad me, calm ur hormones for once.” i thought. But lol nope, i ignored my own advice and glanced over her again.

Her eyes was dazzling as she looks over to the view of the mountains. But hot damn dahyun is the view Although there was a hint of something in them. Something im pretty familiar with in my current situation. Fear.

“How about you? Something up?” i asked her

“H-huh?” She stuttered. Something’s definitely up

I get closer to her, cause the chance of teasing you’re forbidden crush happens every once in a blue, so you gotta take it for granted c: (a/n: what an asshole. me.) She looked at me surprise and her face grew pinker than ever.

“Woah. I was about to ask ‘you look paler than ever’ but i see that after seeing my face, it fixed it quickly” i smirked at her

She gave me her famous blank face and smacked my arm

“Ow. You know im sensitive, woman” I faked my pain

“Shut up and there’s nothing wrong, just a bit cold” Liar. Her knees were shaking but her eyes says otherwise. She looked hella worried.

I took off my jacket and put them around her shoulders. She turned to me in shock as soon as she felt the warmth of my clothing.

“Are you crazy, its like more than -30 degrees out here!”

I chuckled

“I guess i am, but only for you”  

f*ck i am crazy who does this

“And like i said, im sensitive. It hurts to see a pretty girl like yourself freeze herself to death.

I think my ass is frozen

“In plus, its not that cold”

Im freezing help

 And wow. Dahyun became a tomato. cute. Her cuteness is too much to handle for me, its like im forgetting something….

worth it

I look at her in the eyes, she looked at mines. Did time froze? or is it just me cause its super cold here???? Oh lol never mind it didnt, her face is slowly coming up to mines. Wait what. Her face is coming up to miNES??!

As i was panicking, this beautiful and romantic scene got interrupted when a random kid pushed me near the edge of the railing. That when i remembered. I was sh*tting my pants.

“y/n?” She faced me. And i didnt bother looking at her cause right now i had something else in mind. Why dont we check the inside of our head shall we?


“sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*

t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t  sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*

t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*

t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t–”

ok that’s enough since theres probably shildren reading this

“…Are you afraid of heights..?” She asked me. I slowly look away trying to hide my embarrassment. Greattttt i can feel the teasing creeping up, thats what i get for being an a**hole

“y/n look at me”

here it comes

 “

Hey, I’m with you okay? Always

what

She then held my hand and smiled softly at me

whatwhat.

Am i dreaming? Is my dream girlfriend actually going to be upgraded to soon-to-be girlfriend?????? omfg tell me this is a dream. Then god responded my answer by making my ass hurting at that moment, its too dang cold.

“DAHYUN EONNIE~~~”  i heard evil laughing and next thing i know i see the maknaes legitimately and i mean LEGITIMATELY dragging Dahyun to a.. *squints eyes* .. a g-glass floor..? Oh f*ck that. *walks away*

“H-HELP MEEEE”

“Was that Dahyun?” sadness-eonnie asked me

“Na, Dahyun does’nt speak english in a need of help”


ok its like 1 am night

It’s been a long time, w/o u my quotes

-All MY FRIENDS ARE FURRIES TAKE IT SLOOWWW
+i am not your friend
+i am not a furry

‘‘My Mac Daddy Skills are Super Limp’’

‘‘i was just listening to the spice girls and i have to come back to this’’

-I’M CAPABLE OF PLAYING THE FIRST PART OF THE FRENCH ANTHEM IN THE OTAMATONE
+i can’t find my titty holder
+AND THATTS AWESOME
-Why do i use my time for this

-Guess what
+youre gay?
-yes but
-*whispers in your ear * hexaflexagons

-COME ON MC LETS GO ON A ROMANTIC GYM SPREE! I CALL DIBS ON THE TREADMILLS!
-10/10 date ideas
+If when we met u don’t drag me to a date like that I’ll asume u don’t love me
-*crosses the border into spain * come on babe its time to count down those calories and burn that thigh fat
-ok but when you think about the name ‘‘burn your fat with me’’ could mean 2 totally different things like this could be some innocent workout where youre just getting fit or whatever the fuck but this could just as easily be a ‘lets slice off your leg fat and burn it in a sacrifice to satan bc with the power of love anything is possible. and they say romance is dead’ type thing

-I
-Love
+i need all the attention
-You
-bitch accept my love
+i,, eve?
+are you okay
+you just said i love you
-b i t c h accept it
+WHO IS THIS YOURE NOT EVE

‘‘i have multiple friends i refer to as mom in my contacts and then my actual mom and before i was smart and changed the names i nearlt sent a joke to my actual mom about how i wanted to eat her pussy’’

-Shit they saw the window sex aBORT
-THIS IS NOT A DRILL PASSERBYS HAVE SEEN THE DIC K AGAINST THE GLASS
-SI REN NOISE S
+OMFG
-KDVDMSHEKSE AAAAAAAA
-Ripperoni them two
+Dicks? In my window??
-Its more likely than you think

‘‘he gay
the french ones are always gay’’

‘‘I just spammed my mom with middle fingers hi’’

-I’m gonna crawl under a rock and die
-See y’all in hell I guess
+No don’t die
-Too late
-I’m dead inside

-Keiths hard
+hel p i think i saw a blood slurper?
~Keith’s hard
-you ass
-eVE
+pft
-WHATS A BLOOD SLURPER
+SLURRRP
+mosquito ::::::::((((

-‘‘Aritmetic love series’’ the only sadism here is the math
+I knew the hexaflexagons had something to do with all of this
-Math is art
~Math is pain
+Life is pain
-Art is pain
~Art is math
#My hair is a mess
~Life is a mess

‘‘Grandma: ‘‘do you want to die, huh?’’
Me internally: yes absolutely I creve death’’

-Tf did I come back to
+Idek
~we just yelled out the sexual tension
-I’m
-This is underage I’m gonna go
~i called novi a syrup licking cunt
~and he said he would ‘‘tuck my ass in’’ and then we screamed about how we tought the other was pretty

‘‘I am ready to fight a god.’’

‘‘Texas time I’m coming over to hug you
Don’t question how
Just believe in the yeehaw powers’’

-what rhymes with angel
-crangel
-uh
-ladle
-wait no
-langel
+Langel
-LANGEL
-yes
-my name is langel
-it rhymes with
-bangel
-i like to lick
-pineappleangels
-what am i doing with my life
-honestly

‘‘I JUST SNORTED TEA’’

-Kiku stop being so fucking edgy jfc
+I’m so edgy I can cut myself on me
-Oh my god
~Lmao

‘‘*gets fucked real hard up the ass * how much sp did you get just then’’

-Rub salt into my wounds like youre up in the Alaskan wilderness, harvesting meat so you can survive the unforgiving winters and manage not to starve. Pound me and grind me untill Im all fine and then wrap me up in plastic before shoving me in a shed for 4 months and slowly eating my remains until Im non existent
+God damnit, you’re turning me on

-Why is your German boyfriend unaware of the existence of trees
+I don’t know
+maybe it’s a German thing?? Maybe they don’t have trees there,,,

-Young love
-I remember when I was young
+ryan
+I’m a year older than u
-did i fucking stutter

-I’ll just summon a demon on another day uwu
+Eve you are a demon
~Eve is a good demon
-I need to summon an army, baba
-I’ll become the dictator of a country of demons
~#proud

‘‘Why must you yeehaw’’

‘‘yeehaws from europe’’

-yeehaws from south europe
+yeehaws from north-central europe
~stop yeehaws they’re not even a thing here
-Yeehaws are an European thing now guys
+yeehaws in polish
~No they’re not
+yeehaws in eUrOpeaN
+yes they are

‘‘Also mother asked me if I’m looking for my dream priencess on the beach and yes mom thank you I am gay’’

-I need to go to Walmart today
+Get some wasabi peas 4 me
~Ger some edgy candles for me
+Oo ye

-ya like jazz?
+i ducking love jazz
-That’s rude to ducks
+youre rude to ducks
-Duck you
+id duck you so hard, eve
+quack
~God my legs hu- What did i come back to
+oh hi novi why are you awake?
+: )

-oK
-BUT
-if i stay up 2 days with no sleep and then write something 
-how bad can i get
-im already fucking terrible with 1 day of no sleep
-BUT 2 DAYS
-could be interesting
+Ryan you’re gonna stunt your growth
-ive already accepted the fact that im never gonna grow to be a redwood tree

‘‘Been here for 2 seconds and I’ve already destroyed a relationship’’

-Why is post apocalypse Mr. Krabs into bdsm
+why wouldn’t he
~The world is burning,,,,,,,,,,, lets masturbate
-Novi what the actual fuvc
+and they say romance is dead
-It is and you two killed it
+wym we are the most romantic of the romantics sweet and innocent angels
+who did nothing wrong
-Lies
+truths
-No
+get over here you spanish bitch
~I’m already here you American asshole
+we’re proving how romantic we are now shove it up your asshole
~Right after u

-SEIUGFIUEFWHGQE
-EJLEISHDF;.K
-SEKFJ
+Are you okay
-sorry i turned on a hannah montana playlist and nobodys perfect came on
-this was my shIT

-wow
-now baba is really gonna go to jail
-good job novi you idiothole
+shut up Ryan u stupid ass
-you like my stupid ass though
-i just dont like your idiothole
+which one of them
-idk novi why dont you pick you seem to have many holes on your body
+Honestly why are we like this 
(…)
-have you decided which hole is your idiothole yet or are you still trying to count them all to make a decent decision
+Ryan is2g
~lowkey laughing because wtf the fuck guys
+Same tbh
-im just sAYING
(…)
-novi your name is literally ryan fucker
+I’m not cheating on u w/ another ryan
-HOW CAN I BE SURE
-theres a spanish ryan i fucking know it
-gonna kill that bitch
+Nah but my psicologist is called Randall
-psicologist
-what an english you did there
+wh
-psychologist
+AH
+Fuck me up y
-which hole is your y
+rYAN N O
-IT WAS AN H O N E S T QUESTION
+IS2G
-im crying o love annoying you
+Well fucc u then
-which hole
+I’m leaving
-lmfao
~I don’t know whether to cry or laugh at your interactions

-yo evvu
+eve my meme bro
-If eve is ur meme bro
-Then what am I
~pardner
-my bro bro
-meme pardner
~pard n er
-Idk how to feel about this

‘‘idk about you but one of my favorite games when i was 7 was “throw rocks from my driveway at passing cars bc i was raised to be an asshole from birth"’’

‘‘Guys I have resting murder face
I was just chilling looking at my phone and my sister was like ‘‘why do you look like you want to stab someone’’ but ITS JUST MY FACE’’

‘‘Ryan, raised to be a quotable asshole’’

-i am a pure and innocent angel that did nothing wrong
-i was not browsing furries while talking to novi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-you have no evidence of this
+Uhuh
-: )
-i was curious so i searched for snep on tumblr and of course furries came up?
-so i had to look for scientific reasons only
-it was a check for quality
-nothing else
~Why am I not even surprised

-Why must you do this every time I leave
+,,,,,,, memes
-Uhuh

‘‘ok hey the space ponies werent my fault’’

‘‘Everyday I descend more into insanity’’

-IGNORE
-THE FACT THAT I WAS RESEARCHING ‘DEER PREGNANCY’
+I diDN’T EVEN LOOK BUT NOW I’M AWARE OF IT

‘‘i mean ive brought it from ‘i love you’ to ‘hey so like do you ever just wanna scream dick at the top of your lungs in public’’’

-I’m gay
+Hi gay
+I’m Baba
~I’m cant

‘‘,,,,,,i licked it is it enough’’

‘‘mother just asked me if i like jazz and i died’’

‘‘quote me up (quote me up inside)’’

Bonus: I asked for last words and they gave me this

@stammi-ravioli  @plushy-eve  @space-asylum  @rolord  @ask-ageswap-viktor  @shitphobe420  @hatelikingbatman  @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov  @phantasmagoricalcoffee  @nocturnal-narcissus  @meow-puta  @wanber  @yuuri-on-heelys  @ask-otabek  @ask-ice-family  @nam-nam-joon  @caffeinebeancrock  @rosebud1903

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Happy Birthday dilfosaur!~ I love your style so much that i sorta borrowed it haha -3- Sorry if it looks bad, I’m not really an experienced artist haha (and I don’t know how to color nor do I have a tablet T^T)

Bonus sketches with some Semi-NSFW stuff under the cut and with a long message haha beware im trash im so sorry

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Luis’ (aka muji-milk) Art Tips!

i often get asked for tips on watercolour painting and portraiture drawing and things so i decided to make one pretty extensive advice post :^) hope this helps, and it will be tagged ‘art tips’ if you need to find it again. you can ask me if there’s something else you don’t find on here/to elaborate on something if you need!

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some hilarious and lighthearted sterek fic recs

for those times when you need a laugh, seriously try these fics out they had me in stitches

  • Werewolf Love Songs, Vol.1 by aggybird (E, 37k) Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow’s music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love. Meanwhile, there are monsters and stuff, and Stiles and Derek are stupid. (Peter is absolutely ridiculous in this and I highly recommend it.)
  • What’s Up, Pinocchio? by Brego_Mellon_Nin (E, 12k) Stiles knows his dick, okay? He knows it well. He knows how long it is, how thick it is - measuring is a normal thing for a curious teenager, it really is - but somehow, that’s not true anymore. (Stiles’ dick gets longer every time he tells a lie. It’s hysterical.) 
  • Come So Hard Motherfuckers Wanna Fine Me by sadtomato (E, 3k) Stiles wakes up naked on the bathroom floor with a throbbing headache and Derek Hale taking care of him. (Everything about this fic is pure gold in silliness and cute.)
  • stiles im comin 2 sAVE u by snsk (645 words) - OMFG- IS HE HURTIN U- IS HE HOLDIN U HOSTAGE OR STH- DO U HAF TO SUBMIT 2 HIS KINKY DEMANDS- TELL ME STILES- MY CLAUS R OUT AGN (This cracks me up everytime I read it. The whole thing is in texts and the first time I read it I fell off my chair laughing.)
  • On Building an Ikea Den for an Alpha Werewolf by idek_idic (M, 14k) Senior Prom is coming up, and Stiles doesn’t have a date. Additionally, Derek has an unfurnished apartment, and no one to take him to IKEA. (Absolutely adorable).
  • Bogarted by HalfFizzbin (M, 3k) Alternate Title: “Dick Failwolf, Private Eye." (Or, Derek’s hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.) Quite possibly my all time favorite pick-me-up fic, it’s absolutely glorious. Everything Derek says is hysterical in this.

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I’m almost done with my finals so have some fam quotes

-birds are loud
-but cute
+like me

‘‘i have dememepression’’

-MY DAD HAS AN EMERGENCY CHEETO IN HIS BREAST POCKET
+your dad is my spirit animal

-BREAKTHROUGHS
+It’s one in the fucking morning

‘‘The one where she has 8 legs’’

-Help
-Fuk
-My leg
-It’s stuck
-Fuck my leg huRTS
-brb trying to scape
-I’ve been freed
+???
-My leg was stuck in the void
-Aka the side of the bed near the wall

-I’m still not over the fact that I confused an American president with a chicken restaurant
+WAIT
+WAS IT KENNEDY?
-yea
~JFK AND KFC
^LMFAO
~ARE DIFFERENT
+TO BE FAIR
~THINGS

‘‘*notices your bulge * OwO whats this? r u excited for daddi? x3
((I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE))’’

-* slams the bible on the talbe*
-we need this guys
+I thought you would pull out the Kamasutra honestly

‘‘Well the binder dial me daddy thing was from when we were walking to history class and my friend had her phone on top of her books and binders and she pulled them against her chest when we were going through a crowded area and she accidentally called me??? so then i just kinda turned to her and said ‘binder dial me daddy’ and she stopped dead in her tracks bc she was crying from laughter’’

-And then the thicc sus thing was just me thinking about how to make spaghetti and meatballs really fucking sexual
+Just go to Italy Jesus Christ

‘‘knk is one letter away from kink’’

‘‘Porn + Angst = Life’’

‘‘My teacher said ‘no hugging, no touching, only high fives are allowed’’’

‘‘We played kahoot in music
My name was ‘daddy 666′
And someone used a spam bot and added like 7 daddies’’

‘‘IT IS I THE FRENCHIEST FRY’’

-y’all doin the most
+doin the moist

-what is ‘‘cronch’’
+monch but softer
-what is ‘‘monch’’
+cronch but softer
-what
~yes

‘‘DO IT FOR MAMA SOVIET RUSSIA’’

‘‘Bendiddle Counterclock is Dead’’

‘‘yes
she was eye eyebrows’’

‘‘if that’s what death looks like death is ho t’’

‘‘Theres literally no middle ground. I either give 0 fucks about it or I will end my life in defense of whatever I have claimed as mine’’

-Y’all I eNcoUNTERed a coYOTE wiTH mY PORN STAR fRENDS
+What
-WE were walking to the park and then a cOYOTE runs up and we’re like wAT
+You’re focusing on the lesser details here
+porn star friends???????
-ThEy sTARTED mOANING aT IT
+Oh my god
-it was an experice
+It sure sounds like it

‘‘A glass cabinet of dildos’’

-Shelf
+What
-Put blood plant on shelf
+S t o p

‘‘Jesus Christ I read bore as vore and I was like ‘‘WHY WOULD YOU VORE HIS KIDS’’’’

‘‘That moment when ur used to read fics in Englihs cause in ur native there arent a lot of good ones and then u just find a good one in ur native and u feel #blessed’’

-I just fucking imagined mermaids trying to skate
+Wiggle wiggle

-Sup is one (1) letter away from soup
+Soup is nine (9) letters away from depression
-depression is me
~Where’s the u going 
+Up the ass

-want to come over and eat what my mom made?
+did she made jelly
+i want jelly

‘‘Novi: I know but my brother has to go to bed and we’ve been talking for like 5 hours
Me: It’s ok I understand
Novi: No it’s not I want to throw him into a river’’

-Novi in the VC: ‘‘I didn’t need to see that,,, I’m having a stroke’’
+Also me in the VC: ‘‘I’m not pure, I pronounce Georgia as Heorhhhhhhhia’’

-im gay for hell
+EVE YOU ARE HELL
-rude

‘‘sky has too many colors to be straight’’

-what will you do Ryan
+idk
+hide
+i guess

-we are all pure and sane people here
+excepting u

-ssssssssssss
+i understand now
-i meant to say aaaaaaaaaaa but i hit s by accident so it looks like i was hissing
+ssssssss
~sneks

-NOVI JOIN ME IN OUR EXPEDITIONG OF,,, ARKANSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+AND THEN,,,, HEORHHHHHHHIAAAAAAAAA
-AND AFTERWORDS WE WILL TAKE,,,,, TEHHHHHHHHHHHHHASSSSSSSSSS
~why are yall taking over places???
-communism

-im pure cant you tell
+no we can’t
+cause we can fucking see
~roasted

‘‘how much dong would a dong dong if a dong could dong dong’’

-sshlonguh dongafolay?
+IM FUCKINGH CRYUNG
~dong long
^novi mispronounced schlong dongadoodle
^so this is what we get
-sslonguh dongadolay
^ye thats how he said it
+I KNOW HOW TO ENGLISH
^sure honey

‘‘Y’all Ryan is Romanian now’’

‘‘an anagram for lulu’s children is uncurled hills’’

‘‘in soviet russia the america lives in you’’

‘‘I am in a call with Ryan and I just messed up the pronunciation of the 50 states of America and I feel proud’’

‘‘>what do when youre nervous when you see your crush
<close your eyes’’

‘‘is elmo hotter than kermit’’

‘‘i just squealed why am i so white’’

‘‘I should be sleeping honestly
How tragic
That I don’t give a fuck
’’

‘‘ZEUS’ THUNDERCOCK IS THE ORIGIN OF A LOTTA PROBLEMS’’

‘‘yes the best zombie ive ever seen’’

-*distant, but very loud * YEEHAW
+it distant bc im in europe

-Lmao Google maps is being stupid as fuck
+wow I’m Google maps the
-I wanna say no bc ily but I also wanna say ‘‘big fucking mood’’ tbh
+lmao
+I’m what the kids call
+relatable
-Im what the kids call
-really fucking bad at art why do I even try
-fucking me

‘‘Earlier I was angry bc of fake advertising of granola’’

-FUCK
-WHERE IS THIS ERASER
+WHA
-IM CALLING THE POLICE
+911 WHAT’S UR ERASER

-choke on that dicc
+I just shoved like 50 animal crackers in my mouth this is the end
-animal diccs
+my favourite animal is a penis
+mhm so tasty
-A wild penis galloping through the fields
+Yeehaw

-what is rule 63
+69
-no 63
+69
-?????
~69
-stop

‘‘Guys I just remembered this evening I was working on a few essays with my best friend and then I just stretched and said ‘‘Jesus I stretched my own soul’’ and she answered ‘‘And even when you don’t have one’’ and I was just like,,, true’’

-I once said that I didn’t have a heart and my mom agreed and laughed
+Same

-she was like ‘‘oh i love her hald skirt’’ and i was like ‘‘,, hes a guy’’
-and she responded with ‘‘oh you mean from that one japanese skatey show thing’’
-sure mom
+LMAO
-i think thats the first time ive ever heard yoi called that tbh
-ive heard it referred to as ‘‘that one thing with the japanese weeb and the snow man’’
-i died a little after that conversation tbh
+JSJDHSJ

-i almost pulled up the rappin for jesus video onto my tv in fromt of my parents
+LMFAO
-fuck that was close

-mY CHERMICAL ROMANCE YEA MCR
-did you not know they were the same thing
+my bad fam
-for fucks sake
~omfg
-mcr is my chermical romance im actually so offended i might cry
^MY BAD FAM

‘‘mama i talk about ghost sex all the time wow’’

‘‘i went straight to my PS3 oops
That’s the straightest thing I’ve done’’

-I literally just typed in ‘horny fish’ and did not get what I expected
(…)
+I’m sorry about the horny fish
+ThE inTernET IS CRUEL

-i have exams too i dont wanna
+I do wanna (die)

-PUNCH ME
-anyways
-ur collar bone could kill a man ( me ) and I love i t 

‘‘get your shit together korea be more creative’’

‘‘dad wanted to buy me heelys when i was like 8 or 7
mother didnt let him
sigh’’

-I got sour patch children.
+YOU’RE STILL ADORABLE, I LOOK LIKE A MESS
+NICE EVE
-im killing these children by eating them.


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pet daycare worker!mingyu

not sure if im gonna make this a series bc it just suddenly pops into my head and i feel the need to make it so:

  • mingyu loves his job i mean who wouldnt maybe someone who doesnt like animals
  • he got the money and an adavantage of playing with these cute little creatures
  • the daycare actually accept almost all pets but the place is full of mostly dogs and cats and honestLY mingyu couldnt be happier
  • and it seems like this daycare is getting known more bc you know what theres this boy greeting everyone with that world winning smile
  • and he’s cute af so thats a bonus, lot of girls come by to get their pet washed/or to drop them here for a while + theyre here to watch this cute guy named mingyu based on his nametag
  • he’s basically popular, everyone address him as the tall boy bc duh
  • “wheres the tall boy who usually arranged the snacks over there?”
  • customers like giving him tip bc have u seen him he’s glowing and he looks like he enjoys this so much
  • likes to play with the dog more
  • he likes to wash them as well
  • “ok no saddie, thats soap you cant eat that”
  • “noooooo my clothes are all wet now thanks to u”
  • probably brought extra clothes with him
  • “i love u tho dont worry come lets dry you up”
  • when its play time lots of dogs want to play with him and some even climb up to lick his face and he cant stop smiling basically
  • and when he’s tired he’d go to check on the cats bc everyone there is basically chill and quiet, perfect when u want to take a break
  • when he lay on his back, small cats would climb up and just sleep there on his stomach and mingyu wants to cry bc cuteness
  • “omg nora dont eat my socks!!!”
  • he loves talking to them duh
  • “have u eat yet??? no??? ok lets go get u some nutrition so u can play with me”
  • “you think you can catch this???”
  • “ok dont eat that”
  • once somene dropped their goldfish here and he doesnt know how to play with it, he feels bad bc it doesnt have friends 
  • protecting the goldfish from the hungry cats like he went into panic mode when he sees a cat approaching him and the goldfish
  • “STAY BACK!!!!”
  • lowkey loves looking at the hamster when they run on the thing i dont know what its called in english but you know what i mean!!!
  • the daycare rarely get any bunnies to take care of but then ba bam one day you came in with your cute bunny and mingyu felt like he couldnt breathe was it bc of u or the bunny?
  • “um hey so do you take - “
  • “YEAH YEAH WE TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING HONESTLY” he said a bit more enthuasiatic than he should have he felt embarrassed after that
  • and youre like ah ok and told him youre going somewhere and want to drop him here
  • “OH SURE YOULL JUST HAVE TO FILL THIS”
  • “oh great” and youd smile bc this guy is super cute and u stole a glance at his nametag and smiled wider bc the name suits him very well u dont even know why
  • you pay and all that and introduce ur bunny to him “his name’s bambi he might be a bit annoying to new people sometimes so.. .. .. “
  • “OH ITS OK IVE HAD WORSE HELLO THERE LITTLE GUY” mingyu doesnt know why he is too hype whenever he talks
  • “uh so…..ok? i hope u take good care of him”
  • “DONT WORRY ….?”
  • u told him your name and he repeats it bc he thinks its so pretty
  • “ill see you soon mingyu! and hey you be nice to him” he saw u kissing bambi and feel a little jealousy as you waved him goodbye
  • “u lucky guy!!!!! i cant believe im jealous over a rabbit”
  • he would scoop bambi in his hands and stare at it
  • “i hope we can get along and u can tell me more about ur owner”
  • u know what he’s gonna be with bambi for days and talk to him to the point he realizes he’s not gonna answer
  • “do u like carrot or this canned food oh wait she said u like carrot more so im gonna pick it up ok”
  • “im so nice to u now tell me something abt her”
  • “im more a dog kind of guy but youre cute and ur owner is cuter tbh”
  • “ok lets shower”
  • “you have long ears man”
  • when u come back 4 days later to pick bambi up he turned all sad and gloomy, like he’s not glowing anymore he’s SAD UR LEAVING AND MGIHT NEVER COMING BACK which is false
  • “please comeback soon”
  • and you only giggled at that this boy is finally calm
  • “ill see u soon mingyu” u hand him a tip and wave at him, forcing bambi to wave at him too and he smiled bc ill see u soon HECK YES
  • and he noticed there was a paper along with the money he wants to burst bc your number was written on it with a cute little bunny doodle AND HE SQUEALES THE WHOLE DAY AND TALK ABOUT IT TO EVERYONE (read: the animals)
Hamilton LIVE Details! (1/20/16 Matinee)

Act Two: Part 3/3

Act One Recap: [Part 1] [Part 2]
Act Two Recap: [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

Burn

  • we’ve seen the video but ill do some small notes anyways
  • when she tossed all letters in the bucket at the end she almost missed the bucket and they almost slid out, other than that it’s all the same. at the end of the song she blows out the candle and walks off stage and everyone is like NOOOOOOO

Blow Us All Away

  • when i head the whistling i audibly said “no!” because i knew even though i was prepared i was not ready
  • he comes out at the front of a line of college grads all wearing tricorne hats. 
  • also the ball of absolute genuine charisma that is anthony ramos is unreal i cant even begin to describe
  • he walks with the typical swagger of a teenager its very cute, like sorta strutting and snapping his fingers 
  • he walks over to two girls standing at front stage right and flirts hardcore with them and they faun over him its great omg
  • he struts over to mid stage left and there is a play going on behind him. like, two characters standing in a big rectangular spotlight to represent the stage, and ensemble members sitting in chairs facing the ‘stage’ watching the show
  • one actor is about to kill the other in the show when phillip walks in and yells “george!” george is up on the balcony and like leans forward for “shut up, im tryina watch this show!” and the altercation continues from there
  • eaker cups his hands around his mouth when he says “your father’s a scoundrel, and so it seems are you”
  • philiip is so determined at “see you on the dueling ground!” he like sorta puts his foot down as he says it
  • he and ham talk at center stage, and turn to the audience for ‘everything is legal in NJ’
  • ham brings him the two pistols from a cupboard at stage left
  • phillip is so nervous from this point on and you can see it. he hands even shake as he raises his pistol to the sky
  • THE PAIN TRAIN BEGINS

Stay Alive (Reprise)

  • he slumps over and they carry him to a table 
  • alexander rushes out, and phillip is lying on the table (slowly spinning on the turntable to the front of the stage), holding his hip and then looking at his hands and trying to lean forward to look at the wound
  • the “stay aliveeeeeee” in the background as hamilton is talking to the doctor is so much more distressed sounding at the show than it is in the soundtrack goD
  • also the repeated “i know, i know” hits right on the heartbeat during the song and i didnt realize that until i saw the show live and iT WAS SO UPSETTING
  • ham runs out to phillip and kneels behind the table, resting one hand on his chest and holding the back of his head with the other. lin was starting to cry a bit at this scene
  • at the second “i was aiming for the sky” phillip tries to sit up a bit and then spasms in pain and alex sort of jumps a bit and is like “save your strength and stay aliiiveee” and itS REALLY FUCKING SAD
  • eliza runs out and is in a hysterical panic
  • she kneels down next to hamilton and takes philips hand 
  • when phillip passes, hamilton puts his hand over eliza’s and eliza pulls away from him, so he just kinda settles for resting his hand on phillip’s chest
  • when phillip dies and alex rests his head down on the table, eliza screams. her scream turns into a sob and it was so emotional and at this point almost everyone in the theatre is crying

It’s Quiet Uptown

  • this was the absolute worST LET ME JUST TELL YOU
  • they all turntable around to the left, so now they’re all in the rear stage right (?) corner and angelica comes out, stage right as the song is beginning, angelica starts her line
  • as this is happening, phillip stands from the table (which is in the center rear of the stage) and walks slowly out the rear exit. but i cannot tell you how slowly he was walking, such light, drawn out steps. like he wasnt ready to go, and didnt want to go, and it’s such a tragically beautiful subtly 
  • alex walks to center stage and is singing, but lin is legitimately crying and it is just so hard to listen to 
  • the man two seats over from me handed the lady next to me a handkerchief and she is hysterical
  • after “can you imagineeee…?” eliza walks to center stage and is standing beside hamilton on his right (audience’s left). she doesnt even look at him or acknowledge him, she is stone-faced looking out at the audience. almost numb looking. it’s awful
  • at “look at where we are, look at where we started” i literally started full-body wracking sobbing. that’s the line that absolutely decimates me when i listen to it on the soundtrack, but it’s an entirely different story when you see it live. the acting in this scene is the most compelling acting i’ve ever seen on broadway, i cant begin to tell you how emotional it was
  • his voice breaks on “what we’ve lost” and again on “i know who i married”, and then again on his “look around, look around, eliza”
  • as lin is delivering his whole bit to eliza, she still isnt looking at him
  • after angelica’s bit, eliza still doesnt look at him, she just puts out her hand out slowly and alex looks down at it, and takes her hand right before she says “it’s quiet uptown…” 
  • she rests her head on his shoulder and and they stare out at the stage for “forgiveness…” and i s2g the whole audience is sobbing it was actually the worst 
  • during the ‘forgiveness…’ bit, lin closes his eyes and makes the most anguished, sad looking face ive ever seen and it breaks you heart again
  • she takes his arm and they walk off stage together 
  • i have never cried harder at a movie/song/musical/anything in my life im not kidding

The Election of 1800

  • the crowd is trying to hard to recover during the 2 seconds of music before ‘the election of 1800′ and then jeff comes out for ‘can we get back to politics?’ and the audience laughs and when mads comes out he’s dabbing his eyes with a handkerchief and his voice breaks big-time on ‘please?’ its great
  • he only pulls himself together just in time for ‘he’s very attractive in the north’
  • jeff like turns and rolls his eyes at ‘at least they know i know where france is’ its great
  • the harmonies on the second round of ‘it might be nice, it might be niiice” were sO FUCKING ON POINT 
  • when burr comes out he’s strutting and bouncing around just like jefferson. it was probably one of my favorite burr moments because him imitating jefferson’s swagger is so indicative of his change as a character and i love it
  • he’s handing pamphlets to all the ensemble members all around the stage
  • as all the ensemble members say their bits about the candidates, theyre standing in a line across the stage, each member delivering a line and and then the next person to their right (audience left) delivers their line, and so on and so on. burr is like creeping around behind them trying to listen in 
  • burr fist-pumps at ‘like you can grab a beer with him’
  • hamilton walks out from stage left and is walking in front of the line of ensemble members, who are all holding pamphlets and trying to get his attention as he’s singing ‘it’s quiet uptown’
  • ham and burr finally meet at center stage and burr is so clearly exhausted but trying to stay upbeat and positive and smiley and its great
  • LESLIE LITERALLY DOES THIS EXACT THING ON STAGE IM DEAD
  • ham is almost forcing a smile when he’s talking to burr, but his face fucking drops at ‘i learned that from you’ and i was like OH NO
  • ham walks up the stairs and is standing at top center balcony as they’re doing “its a tie, its up to the delegates”. burr walks stage right (audience left) and stands at the front of the stage, spotlight on him. jefferson does the same at stage left
  • ham is doing his little bit from the balcony, burr is staring right up at the rear mezz with the most determined hopeful look (like, right at me omfg) and as ham says “but if you were to ask me who i’d promote” jefferson kinda turns out and his body language reads as though he were to say ‘what’s the point ive already lost this battle’ 
  • then on ‘jefferson has my vote’ tjeff lights up and looks so surprised, and burr’s face just drops. he doesnt move an inch, he keeps on staring right at me, the most pained, betrayed look on his face. i shook my head slightly at him, and he shook it slightly back at me in disbelief. 
  • jefferson is like almost freaking out at ‘well ill be damned’ and turns to madison like ‘can you fucking believe this?’
  • jeff is such an ass and everyone feels so bad for burr its the worst

Your Obedient Servant

  • burr’s demeanor does a total 180 and he looks so full of pent-up rage and delivers his lines so aggressively and im just like no pls
  • burr is writing his letter and has it delivered to hamilton, who is sitting at his desk and writes his own response back to him. he hands his letter(s) to the ensemble member who delivers them to burr
  • on each line of “hey, I have not been shy/I am just a guy in the public eye/tryin’ to do my best for our republic/I don’t wanna fight/but I won’t apologize for doing what’s right,” the ensemble member hands burr a new sheet of paper and so burr is stuck holding like 15 sheet letters from hamilton by the end of his first bit and he’s like “what the actual fuck?” and looks so overwhelmed its great 
  • during ‘i have the honor to be, your obedient servant, a dot ham” the ensemble members brings him the last sheet of paper flapping her wings like a butterfly lol
  • then it’s so agressive by the end and im like no

Best of Wives, Best of Women

  • this song BREAKS ME so i heard the first note and broke down again 
  • eliza walks out from the back of the stage, and ham is sitting in a chair at front stage left with his glasses on, writing a bit on his little tablet. 
  • its sad and eliza stands behind him and sort of holds him and hugs him from behind and iM SOBBING
  • then ‘hey! best of wives, and best of women’ and the lady next to me starts crying too 

The World Was Wide Enough

  • (i accidentally just wrote ‘the worst’ instead of ‘the world’ and that p much sums it up)
  • we start sorta the same was as ‘10 duel commandments’ but its a lot slower and more dramatic and just sad looking and im like n o 
  • ‘in the same spot my/your son died, is that why…?’ was so beautiful and heartbreaking because phillip appears in all white behind ham right as he turns and sees him and he walks forward to hug him but phillip disappears back slowly like BYE
  • right as they hit ‘10′ everything freezes and lin start’s the spoken word bit. the only things moving are hamilton, and the bullet, slowly toward him
  • during lin’s spoken word bit, the ensemble members are reprising some choreography from hamilton’s songs throughout the show. like, slower, more somber looking dances taken straight from ‘my shot’ and some other songs its absolutely beautiful and captivating and surreal
  • ‘my mother’s on the other side’ his mother appears again in all white, as does washington and laurens and phillip when he mentions them
  • he aims his pistol at the sky WAIT!! is delivered with such anguish it was awful
  • when the bullet hits him, he slumps over, but doenst fall to the ground. he just stands there slumped over on the turntable, and two ensemble members sit beside him, making rowing motions as the turntable spins and they row him away. him not falling to the ground at this scene is think is so fucking profound and such incredible symbolism and it’ll probably get it’s own post
  • burr is crying at ‘i walk toward him but i am ushered away’ it’S SO SAD 
  • he sounds so somber and depressed and empty on the next two lines, then so delicate like he’s trying to hold back tears for ‘i hear wailing in the streets’ 
  • angelica comes out and she and eliza are with hamilton as he dies
  • he walks to front center stage for ‘death doesnt discriminate” and is staring out to the crowd as he goes through his lines
  • when he gets to “when alexander aimed at the sky, he may have been the first one to die, but im the one who paid for it” his voice breaks and a single tear rolls down his cheek and it waS SO FUCKING AWFUL
  • he pauses for a minute to take a break before practically whispering ‘i survived, but i paid for it”
  • the audience gasped at that line, too
  • ‘the world was wide enough for both hamilton and me’ the lady next to me and i both started to cry hysterically again
  • as that song ends and burr walks off to the side, no one claps or cheers or anything because everyone is in such a state of shock and agony that we cant even react or anything
  • i dont even really have much more to say other than that it was really intense and sad and seeing it live is a completely different experience to hearing it on the soundtrack

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story

  • washington walks slowly to center stage for his first line 
  • jeff is up on the balcony for his line, and i think madison was, too
  • on ‘elizaaaaaa’ i cried and most of the crowd does, too
  • she slowly walks forward to the front of the stage
  • ‘i live another 50 years” the woman behind gapsed and another one went “ooh” and covered her mouth
  • laurens, mullian, and lafayette are behind her in white for ‘i interview every soldier who fought by your side” “she tells our story” and it’s so emotional 
  • every “time” is more and more powerful as the song progresses and again it’s one of those things that only hits you full-fledged when you experience it live and in-person
  • she looks out at the crowd and sort of bounces up for “oh! can i show you what im proudest of?”
  • “the orphanage” THE PAIN
  • I LEGITIMATELY S O B B E D AT THIS LINE, LIKE COULDNT HOLD BACK AT ALL IT WAS BAD
  • ‘i established the first private orphanage in new york city’ is delivered so delicately, almost in a whisper. it is the most beautifully delivered line of the entire show in my opinion
  • ‘in there eyes i see you, alexander” the lady behind me, the one who had been laughing the whole time, cries 
  • ‘oh, i cant wait to see you again, it’s only a matter of–” “timeeee” at that line, alexander slowly walks out and stand behind her. on “time” he puts his hand on her shoulder 
  • she gasps at the end of the show as she looks out at the audience and it’s so beautiful and profound and i SOB AGAIN
  • like, i certainly interpreted that bit as eliza wondering if they’ll tell his story, if they’ll remember his legacy, and then looking out and seeing the huge crowd that is here to watch his story unfold and gasping because she is so surprised and moved by it. GOD.
  • AND THEN ITS OVER AND EVERYONE STANDS AND IS SOBBING AND CHEERING AND LIN IS STILL CRYING ON STAGE AND SO ARE SOME OF THE OTHER ACTORS AND LIKE GODDAMN THEY HAVE TO ENDURE THE PAIN TRAIN EVERY NIGHT LIKE H  O  W????

Even for as much as I’ve written, I can’t begin to describe what it’s like to see it live. It was poignant, life-changing, and unforgettable. It was the single-most important production I have ever seen. I cannot wait to see it again. 

P.S. I cried as I wrote this one.

Act One Recap: [Part 1] [Part 2
Act Two Recap: [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

anonymous asked:

episode 11 shattered my heart :( do you think it's impossible for yuuri to win gold medal? yurio's quite far up in points and i just really want my katsudon son to win :c really proud of yurio tho!

AKA My yoi meta no one asked for

Lmao s a m e. :””)

This got a bit long I’m so sorry anon, omfg I posted too much pictures rip 

Firstly, Yurio. 

My friend and I were actually talking about this just a few days ago. True, he’s quite far up in points but I have a bad feeling about his FS. I had already been thinking about it back in episode 9 because:

His Free Skate pushes his body to the limit. 

It’s just as Yakov said: It’s a death wish. He may have gotten through it at the Rostelecom Cup, but here in the GPF I’m not 100% sure. Especially after that superb SP.

Idk about you guys, but his FS definitely screams danger in my head. :/


Secondly, Yuuri.

Is it impossible for him to win gold?

Hell no. 

It’s entirely possible. Hard, yes. But not impossible.

Why?

Hmm let’s see. Yes, 4th place is not that high, but also not that low.

But who else do we know got 4th place and still ended up getting gold?

That’s right! Our very own Phichit! Now, let’s examine their SP scores in the Cup of China..

A 20.09 point gap between Yuuri and Phichit! That looks familiar right? That’s because it is.

Their point gap is 20.73. Close enough, right?

So no, 

It is not impossible for Yuuri to win gold. 

The chances are quite high actually.


I’m sure you guys have noticed how much this show loves to foreshadow things. I could be completely wrong, but hey, it could be right too. 

So, here are my other thoughts:

Yuuri will nail his FS.

We’ve seen him perfect On Love:Eros but never Yuri on Ice. And when’s the best moment to do exactly that? The Grand Prix Finals. So yep, I’m almost 100% sure he’ll deliver his best FS program ever. 

Unless the yoi team decides to go into the angsty route and in which I’ll fling myself to the pits of hell, thank you. BUT COME ON, I WANT TO SEE YUURI’S FS PERFECTED. PLS.

And here’s another one of my predictions:

Yuuri will break Viktor’s FS score, or maybe even his overall score.

Again, I could be completely wrong, but hey, it’s a possibility. And this way, both Yuris will have really made history.


Now, the third one I want to address:

“Yet again, the power of love will conquer all adversities.”

??????????

Like guys, what?

Yuuri is not weak.

I think some people already forgot that Yuuri was able to make it to the GPF last year without Viktor’s help. We all know that Yuuri is an unreliable narrator. He doesn’t believe he’s a great skater, but in fact, he’s one of the best. We don’t know how well he did in the qualifiers, but he still made it. He was one of the best six.

“He didn’t perform like his usual self.”
I think we can all deduce that it wasn’t his best performance. He even said so himself.

The thing about figure skating is, anything could go wrong. It depends on the skater’s physical and emotional state. We can see that clearly from three persons actually:

It was Yuuri’s first time at the GPF, naturally he would feel pressure from that. Add the fact that his beloved dog died, that equates to disaster.

Georgi’s definitely not over Anya at this point in the show. Anya walking away was the last straw, and his emotional state is unstable. He wasn’t able to give his best performance either.

don’t look at me im crying

Pretty obvious what happened here. The pressure got to him. Everyone’s expectations weighed him down, and he wasn’t able to deliver his usual performance.


They’re one of the best skaters out there, but they can crumble under pressure at any moment’s notice, and that’s normal.

It doesn’t mean they’re weak.

So I honestly can’t get why people think Yuuri winning ‘through the power of love’ is so impossible and cliche? He isn’t weak, that’s for sure. He is one of the best.


And finally:

Given all this, nothing is set in stone. Even a bit of something can completely mess up a skater’s performance. As what Ciao Ciao said:

For all we know, the rankings in the SP could not even mean anything. Figure Skating is just that unpredictable.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely excited on what episode 12 will bring us!