i look like i have a mullet

Imagine the Paladins seeing Pidge’s statues of them like

  • Shiro would be a proud Space Dad like “I like how you improvised with the materials you were given.  The proportions are correct; they’re extremely detailed.  Very impressive, Pidge.”
  • Lance would immediately hug her, “ADMIT IT, YOU MISSED ME!”  Until she bat his hands away and pried herself from his grip.
  • Keith would be all pouty because it looks exactly like him and holy shit he does have a mullet.  
    • “I don’t look like that >:(” 
    • “Actually you do”
    • “SHUT UP LANCE”
  • And Hunk would be hurt like “You didn’t make one of me? :((”
    • “Nothing’s better than the original, Hunk.” 
  • “Awwwww -wait.  Was that a dig at the rest of us???  PIDGE????”
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Lance: Do I look like a normal person to you?
Keith: To me, you just look like a gross guy who’s into mullets.

i make a kyoukai no kanata au for everything i love it doesn’t even have to make sense i’ll just draw it

Lotor on surveillance as Klance infiltrates his ship
  • Lance: you know, he is evil but also kinda cute
  • Lotor: thanks luv ;)
  • Keith: eeeewwww NO. Lance wtf??? He looks like he's been punched in the face a thousand times.
  • Lotor, on speaker: What the fuck did you say about me you little mullet bitch? I graduated top of my class in the Universal Elite Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against the blade of memora, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in galra warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Universe. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that in space? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across galaxies, and your ship is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.
Voltron:
  • <p> <b>Lance:</b> hi Keith your mullet is gross but you're good looking~<p/><b>Keith:</b> what in tarnation<p/><b>Lance:</b> ...<p/><b>Shiro:</b> don't worry I speak my lil bro's weird Texan he meant to say "what the hell"<p/><b>Lance:</b> that makes a lot more sense now...<p/></p>
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my friend lau was comparing herself to shiro and accidentally referred to him as “space dab” instead of “space dad”, so i drew our squad as voltron characters. some colour picks were tricky regarding our respective personalities so i tweaked em a bit. 

pictured here is me looking at a beautiful photo of cr1tikal, my friend michael being emo (with added mullet), anna being a colourful cinnamon roll, her best friend andrea being a huge nerd, lau dabbing like her life depends on it, frank, the most adult friend we know, and samia, a kickass nerd who tells us to work.

EDIT BONUS:

Keith’s mullet

or lack there of.

here me out.

this is Keith’s hair:

okay, cool. now here is keith’s hair if someone ran a a straightner through it. 

ignoring the fact that he looks like the drummer for a failing metal band, you’ll also notice that  the ends of his hair are cut in a gentle downward slant.

this is not what a mullet looks like. if Keith had a mullet, he would look like this:

His bangs are much shorter, and they extend back past his ears. this is what a mullet looks like. 

Why then, you ask, does Lance say in episode 1: “I would recognize that mullet anywhere”? the answer is, because he likes to pick on Keith and to be honest if I wanted to roast someone I would say they had a mullet too. Because mullets are gross, and my son, Keith Colgate, does not have one. 

I am so fucking ready for Lance moping around in chapter 8 because oh my god this isn’t happening we hold hands and stared at each other and got lost into each other eyes and he held me and I held him and he is way out of my league have you seen him Pidge ? Like for real ? Because I have and he is even better looking up close and this should not be allowed especially when you have a mullet ? And don’t get me started on his character and everything that makes him Keith because my heart won’t be able to keep up ! At all ! I need ice cream hunk give it back !

I would like to see this happen in the next chapters or just having some Lance’s thoughts about this and his feelings that are growing because oblivious Keith is oblivious (but he’s still cute and interesting of course !)

I love your writing, I hadn’t read fanfictions for a while (maybe something like a year) but when I saw the prompt for the marks we make I just binged read all your fics !! They are so good I love it !!!!! You’re writing is just like I like it, full of dialogues and with a good amount of descriptions but not too much, just to get the visual through and build the background and I love it.

Okay tmwm is so amazing it inspired to write a fic with some soulmate au ! I love it and I can’t wait for the next chapter, I want to know how Keith will react around Lance and how he will react if Lance shows off the Galaxy ! I’m pretty sure Keith won’t draw anything on his skin for a while, poor baby is shocked !! And Lance is too much proud of his SM, tho I would be too so I can’t blame him ! It’s best he doesn’t know Keith is his soulmate I think, he won’t notice anything anyway, he’s so stupidly blind !!

And suadwm is just breathtaking. I love low build and just the feel of the fic, the characters, Lance’s moping around, the fucking chat is amazing I can’t help but laugh loudly everytime I see it ! It’s so fun and good to read, I love it. For real, there’s nothing bad about it. Ah maybe the whole blushing thing, why ? Is it because none of their blood goes to their dock so the blood creeps up on their upper body ? I fear for their lives, their heart won’t hold for a long time at this rate !

And the otm is just soft and fucking upsetting because why can’t they realize already what they feel !! why you gotta hurt yourselves like that my Babies ! But the end is so soft I had a toothache ! It was really in character, I could totally see it happen in canon ! And the other companions watching them ? Brilliant ! The moment Keith just goes fuck everything, I’m gonna take this gamble and bam Lance is the one who’s putting the kiss in action and fujoshi allura gives me life. And everyone just rolling with their relationship right away gives me life !

Oh and non binary pidge is life, as a non binary myself I quite appreciate it !! And how everyone just rolls with the pronouns is magical ! Thank you ! (I can’t use neutral pronouns in France so I’m happy ^^)

And the dance descriptions are on point !! Oh and I crave klance dancing in high heels as a stupid bet ! (if you don’t write I’m gonna write it anyway xD) (if you don’t mind that I write a fanfic of your fanfic of course)

Well so just to make it clear, I love you and your fics and the artwork ! Oh sorra your arts are precious and beautifull and I love them very much !!!! I wish you both happiness and a clear skin and money ! Kisses~

What if Lotor and Allura are related in VLD? I know this is a bold statement to make, but hear me out.

For starters, this is a picture of the Alteans from back when the Black Lion was built…

It seems that only the royal family sport the white locks. Everyone else seems to sport purple, orange, blue or pink hair.  

Here’s the catch. Guess who also have white, flowing locks?

Now I know it is possible for Lotor to look a lot different in VLD.    However the thing is while characters like Zarkon, Haggar and the other Galra had drastic design changes (I mean, take a look at Throk from Vehicle Voltron and VLD),  but most of the major characters outside of Allura and somewhat Shiro had their over all design stay very similar.

This is Keith in Go Lion…

This is Keith in the reboot…

Aside from a different style mullet, different clothes and design changes to make Keith fit the art style of the series, they are very alike.

This makes sense since when you are redesigning an older character from the same property,  you want to have some ties back to the old design to nudge at the audience that they are the same character by using similar colours, similar outfit choices, similar hair style, etc. There are exceptions to that rule, obviously, but that is general rule in graphic design.    With Lotor being a major character with an iconic look, I think something like his white locks and colour scheme would stay the same.

(This is also part of the reason why I think the Weblum Galra is Lotor since, outside of a ton of ties back to both the Alteans, having custom made armour with a symbol not seen on any of the other soldiers and sporting Zarkon’s crest on his person,  the armour the same damn colours as the old Lotor in the design, which could possibly indicate that Lotor and the Weblum Galra are the same character. That is still just a guess. But that’s besides the point!)

So with Lotor, Haggar and Allura all sporting the white hair, there could be a family tie.   (What Haggar’s tie to royal family is, I have no idea.)

In Go Lion, Lotor was in love with Allura because she looked like his dead mother. This could hint that they are half-siblings or cousins (you may barf now). I don’t see the VLD crew touching this plotline with a hundred foot poll for very obvious reasons. But with the crew taking some elements from Go Lion like Shiro’s name, the fact that the lions possibly have spirits, names like Altea and Galra, and the Alteans having magic, I can see the VLD staff taking that idea and actually making them related in VLD…without the creepy incest shit.

What I find more interesting is that during the Afterbuzz interview about the last episode of season 2, as the creators, Bex and the hosts were joking around about the old school Lotor and how he always attracted to Allura, which will not be carried over into VLD (thank you!), Montgomery, who looked like she wanted to eagerly interrupt the hosts a couple times, finally said, “What if this time it is full on Tenchi Muyo and they are brother and sister?” and everyone in the room gasped while Dos Santos did so more playfully than the others. The creators had poker faces on as the hosts brought up that romantic drama might be part of the reason why the original paladins millennia ago broke up.   A part of me still wonders why Montgomery would say that and so eagerly like a kid jumping in with an idea they think is fantastic in a group decision during class.

To add on to this even further, a part of me wonders why the crew would almost outright state that Lotor would have no romantic interest in Allura in VLD. There has to be a method behind the madness.  Sure, I think a lot of it has to do with that it would be boring and creepy for Lotor to lust over Allura for no reason in the reboot (which the showrunners stated during that same interview), since tastes have changed since the 80s along with the crew’s desire to make the Galra more complex and sympathetic as a whole than in the previous versions. Yet, part of me wonders that part of that reason why is that Lotor has no interest in Allura is that they could possibly be relatives, making a relationship between them well…not be able to fly on a Y7 show. After all, it was a big part of his character in the previous versions and you think some sort of romantic relationship would form to some degree. There are other ways to add in a possible romance with more depth and far less Bowser and Peach-eques like them being childhood friends before Altea blew up and Lotor having feelings for her like Dipper in Gravity Falls or something. Them being family members could be another reason why that isn’t happening in VLD.

With all this in mind, if I had to guess, Lotor and Allura are either cousins or half-siblings. For the former, it would be if Alfor’s sister had a relationship with Zarkon. For the latter, it would be if Alfor’s wife had an affair with Zarkon with Lotor being the result.

Honestly, I can see why the crew might possibly make them related, from a story perspective, in VLD. This could bring a lot more angst and character development for Allura without depowering her as a character and forcing the audience to watch uncomfortable scenes with Lotor being a perverted creep. After all, figuring out your teammate is part Galra is one thing. Figuring out Haggar is Altean is one thing. Figuring out you are related to Zarkon’s kid and your new opponent by blood, being your brother or cousin is something else completely. I can see that hitting Allura even harder than the Galra Keith thing ever did because Lotor is her family and someone who is half Altean, but yet is not fighting on her side. If Lotor redeems in the far future, I can see Allura and him bonding, learning about their respective heritage from each other with time.

Since the creators heavily implied that Lotor has no romantic interest in VLD and just won’t be a perverted creep in general, it could be very possible that Allura will battle a very close family member next season, who is half Galra and Altean.

With all this in mind, this is still pure speculation at this point.  

Matt: What do you mean, mullet? I don’t have a mullet! Do I??

Tom: Matt are you still doing that dumb ask thing? Tord just attacked me like a rabid cat.

Matt: … Huh. I guess I sorta do. I still look goo~ood though! I can make anything look good.. I’m so attractive, how is it possible?

Tom: I’ll take that as a yes. I’ll be on you bed drinking when you’re done making out with the mirror.

Robert Carlyle gave himself a Begbie makeunder for Trainspotting sequel

Robert Carlyle put on weight and grew a moustache to get back into character as his Trainspotting alter ego Francis Begbie.

The cast of the Danny Boyle’s cult Edinburgh-set movie have reunited after a 21-year break, with Robert, Ewan McGregor, Jonny Lee Miller and Ewen Bremner slipping seamlessly back into character for T2 Trainspotting.

To help him really feel like psychopath Begbie, Scottish actor Robert made sure his look was spot on.

“I put on a little bit of weight. He’s been in jail eating all that stodgy prison food day after day. And I don’t think Begbie’s the kinda guy who gets into gym culture,” Robert laughed to Time Out London. “He’s happy with his bacon, eggs and potato scones.

“(I got rid of the mullet because) in every picture I looked at of prison life, the hair is short. I toyed with the idea of going completely bald. In the end I settled on a number six (razor length). And the moustache is still there – it’s his signature.”

Jonny, who plays Sick Boy, is still rocking ice blonde hair, and admits it was easy to look pale and withdrawn as he’d flown straight in from filming in a studio in New York when the new production kicked off.

“I was not looking healthy and tanned,” he smiled.

Ewen, known to millions as hapless heroin addict Spud, is still hooked on the drug in the sequel, and even wears some of his original costumes. Remembered for Spud’s skinny jeans, loud shirts and goggle-like glasses, not much has changed with the fictional character’s wardrobe after two decades away from the spotlight.

“In a lot of cases we were putting on the same clothes, the same trousers from 20 years ago. Actually, our costume designer Rachael Fleming basically invented skinny jeans for men with Trainspotting,“ he said. "They didn’t exist before! She would take women’s jeans and restitch them, or men’s jeans and cut them apart and restitch them. That was down to her, that whole movement!”

T2 Trainspotting hits cinemas from 27 January (17).

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Vincent: Come on. Help a blind man find out what you look like. Let me feel you up. <3

Scott: THAT IS MY BUTT YOU ARE TOUCHING GOOD SIR OMFG

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Okay ignoring all the sad stuff, Blind! Vincent would have some quirky ways to deal with his loss of sight.

More “It’s All Scripted AU” to make you laugh guys.

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All right. Quick, because I have an 11 week old that could wake up AT ANY MOMENT.

This is for @dreamlessdelirium - “Crane and Abbie as immortal vampires”

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“So…  I feel like this would be a lot more fun if we could, I don’t know, predict lottery numbers or something.”

Ichabod looked over at the Lieutenant. All things considered, she was taking their latest predicament, the curse of immortality from a rampaging vampire, rather well.

“It’s all right for you,” she continued. “You’re already two hundred and fifty years old.”

He considered the chess board. “Yes, but you forget, I did not have to live through every single one of those two hundred and fifty years.”

She snorted. “What a shame that is. Imagine with you a dodgy seventies mullet. Or in flares. Or discovering Pop Tarts for the first time.”

He took one of her pieces in his chess move. “Checkmate. Had I a choice, perhaps I would have awoken just as Pop Tarts and Donut Holes had their coming into the world.”

Abbie made her move on the board, her other hand clutching one of the aforementioned donut holes. “If we really are immortal, maybe we could invent the next donut hole? Then we’d really live forever.”

“Slaying beasties and demons not quite entertaining you enough, Miss Mills?”

She shrugged one shoulder. “You gotta admit, you don’t get a lot of feedback. Or thanks.”

He plucked the donut hole from her hand and took a bite. “Success is its own reward.”

“The words of someone who never got a real reward.”

In a flash he was out of the chair and scooping her up in his arms, the donut hole forgotten on the floor. 

“On the contrary, I’d say the prospect of having endless years to do as I pleased with your delectable form is the highest reward I should ever hope to gain.”

Abbie eyed him. “Less talk, more action.”

Many, many years later, when they finally emerged from exploring every inch of each other, the puffmuffin (a muffin with a cloud of flavoured marshmallow inside) was invented.

Bold the statements that are true for you!
Got tagged by @pseudowolf69 and @phyrexian-without-a-cause


APPEARANCE:
I am 5′7″ or taller
I wear glasses
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair (well sorta I guess??? does it dount if it’s a mullet and therefore only partially short)
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces
There is something I would change about the way I look


PERSONALITY:
My Hogwarts house is: Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin
I am an introvert
I like meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality


ABILITY:
I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch


HOBBIES:
I enjoy playing sports
I’m(was) on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m(was) in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing

Fandoms are my #1 passion
I do or have done martial arts


EXPERIENCES:
I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts


RELATIONSHIP:
I’m in a relationship
I have a celebrity crush
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend


MY LIFE:
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school

My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the United States
There is snow right now where I live (it fucking melted and I’m kinda sad)
I have hung out with a friend outside of school in the past month
I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone


RANDOM SHIT:
I have breakdanced
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages (I can stumble through a few)
I have made a new friend in the past year

Tagging: @tarmoboyf @spuriusbrocoli @keranos-god-of-storm-crows @starbug1988 and @anafenza

looking up short haircuts again even though i know i’ll regret it immediately after lol….i just hate it bc it’s super damaged/lifeless again and i do nothing with my hair in general (nor do i have a desire to spend a lot of time on it) so when it gets long i’m just like ‘okay put it up, put a headband on, ur good’ and what’s the point of that lol and having it shorter was easier in a lot of ways

but then i remember growing it out
and the necessary upkeep / trims / prevention of The Mullet

so idk man !!! i think i am just bored / want some drastic change bc of that lol

I decided to sit down and watch Beast King GoLion and here are my observations so far:

  • THE FACT THAT HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST EPISODE YOU SEE A MAN GET CUT IN HALF AND HIS EYEBALLS POPPED OUT IS TERRIFYING.  Also the Paladin’s swear, so ya. 
  • Tsuyoshi (Hunk) gets super agitated easily and always leaps before he thinks. I’m not sure if a nicer side will show on him later on or if he stuck being like this
    •  ALSO his nickname is Hothead which is kinda funny, i guess??
  • Shirogane (Sven) and Kogane (Keith) have this weird relationship, it’s obvious Kogane is the leader but he always asks or looks to Shirogane if his idea/plan should be put into action. I’m glad VLD kinda mirrors this with Keith and Shiro.
    • The blue/red thing may or may not be in play here…
    • Also for being space pilots Kogane and Shirogane suck at flying space crafts. They keep crashing into EVERYTHING. 
  • Also Kogane’s hair is WAY beyond just a mullet, he is like Rapunzel with all that hair.
    • Shirogane can be Flynn Rider though…
    • … I am absolute trash
  • Kurogane (Lance) is such a smartass and goofy he might be my favorite
    • he either  looks like he just doesn’t care or his face derps out
    • I love it 
  • Suzuishi (Pidge) has a super jumping ability for some reason and its never really explained, but they do say they are a decendent of ninjas so I guess that’s enough?
    • Also their nickname is Shorty
    • and I can’t tell if Suzuishi is a boy or a girl they haven’t addressed  their pronouns yet…
    • Wiki says that their a boy, so I’m just going to go with that
  • Raible (Coran) attempts to kick everyones ass but fails
  • Princess Farla (Princess Allura) iS SIXTEEN YEARS OLD????FROM SCREENCAPS I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN HER TWENTIES BUT NOPE
    • Plus its another game of “How Old Are the Paladins??”
    • The wiki says they’re in their twenties except for Suzuishi…
    • …WHO IS SUPPOSE TO BE TWELVE??? HOW WHERE YOU A SPACE PILOT AT TWELVE IN THE YEAR 1999??
  • Ill get more into year thing down below
  • Tsuyoshi hates the uniforms smh
  • to fly the lions, the Paladin’s need a car keys
    • broom broom get out me lion
    • this is the first thing that popped into my head when I heard that they needed keys
  • the end credit’s don’t even include Shirogane which is making me feel that he is going to die in maybe the fourth episode. I thought he would make it at least half way through the season but I guess not. 

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