i look like a tomatoe ok

  • Wade: If you're on the sun, sun-dried tomatoes are just tomatoes.
  • Peter: Wouldn't they just be dried tomatoes, because they're still not normal tomatoes?
  • Wade: Ok so I just Googled this and turns out there aren't any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we're both wrong, but more importantly you're wrong
Naked Birds - Tim Drake x Reader

Summary : You are Tim’s girlfriend, and today, you play some strip poker with the batboys…(Tim is a bit older than he is currently in the comics, like he’s around 19 or something).

for @gobydana, hope you’ll like it (I’m always stressed the people who requested things are gonna be like : “that’s shit”) : 

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)


It was a Saturday afternoon on a rainy day when everything happened, when you gain your boyfriend’s older brothers’ respect. And also embarrassed them more than they ever been embarrassed in their lives. 

Dick, Jason, Tim and you were spending some times altogether, getting to know each other, as in five years of relationship with Tim, you never really had time to hang out with his family (busy people). 

Bruce was at work, Alfred had a day off, and Damian was hanging out with some friends (which was so rare that no one dared to tell him to stay to spent the day with you guys). 

-No Jason, we  are NOT playing strip poker right now. 

-But I’m bored and a movie is…

-I said we’re not ! 

-Why nooooowwwt ? 

-Because it’s only you, Dick, (Y/N) and I, I don’t need to see my brothers naked. 

-And (Y/N) ?

-We’ve been together for five years, what, you think I never saw her naked ? 

-I never saw her naked. 


Jason gives his brother an infuriating smile and, taking some soda cans while Tim takes a giant bowl of pop-corns, they go back to the living room where you and Dick are waiting. 

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Camp Camp characters as things I’ve said

Inspired by @tabiisearchhistory

Max: Today I want everyone dead, me included

Neil: At this point I’m a nerd in every way possible

Nikki: When I was a kid my mom used to say that my friend came back from school impeccable and I came back from the Third World War

Preston: Dad you have a theater kid, I’m not being dramatic I AM dramatic

Harrison: How do I disappear and appear out of nowhere? You will never know

Nerris: So roleplay is basically rpg but without a dice, rules and a DM, aka more chaos

Space kid: *me looking at the sky without my glasses* Wow the moon looks like a beautiful blurr today

Dolf: *to my friend after looking at one of their drawings* If you say you can’t draw one more time I’ll kill you using this metal pencil

Nurf: *holding a knife and laughing like a psycho in the middle of a pizzaria*

Ered: *to my mom after she asked me to stop laughing after I fell down the stairs* Why? It was a funny fall

David: I will sing and you can’t stop me!

Gwen: Ok kids until your mothers get here I’m responsible for you and I’m not responsible so please don’t run away

QM: I made spaghetti that tastes like pasta and tomato sauce separately, why and how?

Daniel: *someone ask me to help this other person who was choking* So do you want me to help them stop choking or to help them die faster?

|Two Boys, Same Kiss| Peter Parker

Peter Parker x Reader ;3

Summary: It’s you and Peters’ sixth month anniversary but you get in robbed on the way to his apartment. Thank God Spider-Man is there to save you… and kiss you??

Warning: cute i think… probably, kissing, knife, confessions, lol bad writing :D

Words: 738



I walked down the street late at night after going to the corner store to get some chips and drinks. Tonight was Peter and Is’ sixth month anniversary. We were gonna just watch a movie and cuddle.

“God- today has been the best day and I can’t wait to be in Peters’ arms.” I mumbled to myself, smiling. I put my change back into my wallet but while doing so heard a faint ‘shhe’ sound. I turned and say a knife being pointed at me. I screamed when my attacker advanced at me but then covered my mouth.

“Give me all you’ve got.” He yelled. My eyes widen and I looked at my wallet. Oh shit. I hardly breathed and did as he said. Tears stung my eyes as I took out the few dollars I had. Just as I looked back up at him a familiar man in a red and blue suit swung down and kicked him against the wall. Spider-Man. He webbed him against it so he couldn’t move. He lifted his mask over his nose and ran up to me, holding my arms.

“Are you all right?” He asked. I nodded and he pulled me in for a hug. “Oh- thank God.” My face probably looked really confused cause I had no clue why this man, who is friggin Spider-Man, was hugging me and saying that he’s glad I’m ok. He pulled away and did another unexpected thing. He kissed me. Oh my God. Spider-Man was kissing me. And I liked it. His lips tasted sweet, like cherry chapstick. He leaned back pulling his mask back down. He saw my face, which was probably as red as a tomato, and silently said 'shit’.

“W-What- wa-”

“I-I have to go- I-I’m s-sorry. Ha, I guess I thought you- were someone else… or.. somethin- Bye!” He stuttered and then webbed at a building beside us. He was so fast that my eyes couldn’t even follow him. I just kissed Spider-Man. But Peter… I feel so bad.


I walked into Peter’s apartment and made a b-line for his room, waving at May on the way. I opened the door and saw Peter putting on a shirt on, but my mind was too clouded to be affected by his… nevermind. I was affected by him being shirtless. My face was beat red for the second time this night. He turned to me.

“H-Hey- babe.” He stuttered. He never stuttered around me. He knows. Maybe not but what if he does! He might have seen me and- “Babe?” I shook my head.

“Wha- Hi-” He smiled and then walked over to me, giving me a peck on the lips… Cherry chapstick? Strange. Oh god maybe I’m delusional and my mind is tricking me into remembering Spider-Mans lips.

“How was your night?” He asked while talking the bags out of my hands.

“I-It was… a night.” I said as I sat on his bed.


“I need to tell you something. And you can’t hate me- please.” I blurted out. He looked at me and blushed.

“I would neve-”

“I kissed someone else!” I bit my lip after said the last word. I still felt really guilty tho. I can’t just kiss some other guy and enjoy it. I had to fess up. Peter sighed. Oh no… is he mad? He walked over to his closet and grabbed something. What was he doing? I stood up and looked over his shoulder. “What are you doing, Peter?” I asked. He turned to me holding something red and blue. It looked like a onesie.

“You didn’t kiss another guy babe.” He said. I looked at the onesie again but… it wasn’t a onesie. It all set it. Spider-Man was…

“P-Peter you'r-” He moved his hand towards me and a web shot from his wrist. It attached to hip and he pulled me to him. He dropped his suit and wrapped his arms around me. I gasped. For a second I got angry. “Oh- I can’t belie-” He shut me up by kissing me. Now I could connect the two. Both Spider-Man and Peter both used cherry chapstick, and both of them had smooth yet somehow still chapped lips. I couldn’t be mad at him for keeping a secret like this so I kissed him back. After a bit he pulled away he looked at me.

“You’re not mad?” He asked. I shook my head and smiled.

“Why would I be? My boyfriend is Spider-Man.”

reasons i just had a seizure (pt 1)

-wispered in his eye

-mmm hot babe new girl


-hahahahahahhahahahahaha omg that was legit so funny bro


-”ok tease!!!!!!!” “im sorry fuck!!!!!!” “its ok love u” “love u to”


-i love chicken nuggetss o much

-mewah mewah mewah

-sickley sweat voice (x4)

-ok im really on my period!

-if you date one more boy without our parmesan 

-’omg babe this is so scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ i sscreamed

-boobtube top


-some payall foundation to make me look vimapire white but not ungly vampie hot vampire u no


-telliny aslyass


-R E D like tomatoe


also let’s not forget

Red Queen Characters with Babies
  • Mare: A baby. Ok. It's fat and round like a tomato, but it's... *searches for the right words* ... interesting.
  • Cal: Hello, little one! Oh, you are so cute! Look at me. I have a teddy. Do you wanna play with the teddy? Yes?
  • Farley: Aaaaawwwwww! Look at you! So tiny and cute and... oh, you are adorable!
  • Evangeline: Well, a child. It's cute. Should I... *child tries to touch her* Wait! Don't touch me! Elane! Help me!!!
  • Iris: Nortan babies are ugly.
  • Maven: I see a child. What is it used for?

:’) aw thank you so much i loved making those

i think i know exactly what you’re trying to say, coming right up!

(also i’m really really sorry this took so long i desperately need a new laptop bc mine is trash and keeps not working well when i try to write)


SF9 SCENARIO: Them Saving You From A Conversation You Want To Get Out Of

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classmate! joshua
  • ah, joshua hong 
  •  one of the nicest classmates you’ve talked to
  • he is,,, so pure,,,!!!!!
  • rumour has it he was an angel in heaven (hard to believe, at the same time considered truthful)
  • u guys sit right next 2 each other
  • sti so,,,, awkward
  • he’s right handed n u’re left handed so ur elbows always!!!!!!!!bump!!!!!!!
  • it happens at least thrice each lesson u have
  • being the soft gentleman he is he apologises every👏time👏ur👏elbows👏collide👏
  • u’re always saying “aaaaa no don’t say sorry it was my bad”
  • but u find it rly cute & endearing every time he blurts out a genuine apology for such minute,,, things,,,no joke 
  • like if his water bottle tilts to the side of your table?? he’ll be so apologetic i s2g
  • “oh nO iM SORRY IM S-”
  • “josHUa it’S okaY”
  • i bet he has everything in his bag or under his desk man
  • need a stapler? he’s got it
  • blue-tac? count on joshua hong!!!!
  • something 2 snack on in class? he’s probably got a candy store!!!
  • ok one day u see his friends teasing him and they’re crowded around your desk
  • and dear God his face is as red as a tomato!!!!!
  • like during break they’re just laughing n he looks so incredibly flustered,,,, save!!!him!!
  • & u pick up on the things they’re saying it’s like
  • “just confess to her already!!!” “YEAH what could go wrong!!!!” (〃∀〃)
  • joshua’s so quick to say “NO no no thanks”
  • honestly u’re a tad sad bc damn, joshua hong,,, admires someone
  • u’re trying not to be bc??? it’s not like u like joshua right
  • after that everything somehow gets even more awkward?? oh no
  • u instinctively try ur best not to talk to him that much
  • the small talk that you had with him kinda ceased which was sad :((
  • he notices how u’re more conserved n not so open but he doesn’t say anything about it which was even more tragic
  • joshua still!!!! apologises but its rly brief like
  • “oh-sorry”
  • IT’S SO SAD everything is so quiet
  • both of u r too shy to even say anything n u keep telling urself
  • “what’s there 2 say pfffft lol i dont like hong jisoo!”
  • but one day u almost get in2 a shit ton of trouble,,, like a LOT
  • & joshua literally got u out of trouble??? he talked to the teacher that was giving you a hard time probably by manipulating his words idk
  • holy COW u were so relieved that u leaned back on ur chair n u exclaimed
  • “oh my goodness i love u THANK YOU SO MUCH”
  • HIS FACE TURNED IN2 A RED TOMATO AGAIN!!!!!!!! what a cutie
  •  .。゚+..。゚(〃▽〃)+.。゚+..。゚
  • heat rushes to your face too,,, bc,,
  • “jfc why did i say that oh n o no no”
  • the tension was so thick u could probably slice through it tbh
  • u apologise profusely n he kinda acknowledges it by nodding his head
  • & honestly this is the point where u realise “wow. i like joshua hong”
  • bc why else wouldn’t u adore him????
  • he’s so pure & nice n pretty much always has good intentions
  • n he’s helpful & generous n SUCH a bright young man (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • so,,, a bit of disappointment when he doesn’t say anything at ALL for the rest of the day
  • but as the last period was about to end he was like
  • “aaaaahhhhhh y/n”
  • “i kinda like you too so”
  • very shook. wow. brain is not functioning. amaze. such shaken. very flabbergast
  • & things develop from there!!!!!
  • y’all agreed never 2 publicly display your affection for each other in class bc when he put his arm around you during break the whole class went WILD
  • classmates! jeonghan & seokmin, giving a word about the scene they’d just witness:
  • “i f*ckin’ KNEW IT”
  • “shut up i get it i owe you 20 dollars”
  • people were cheering, , ,it was embarrassing!!!!!!! so no thanks
  • but he does like….bring u lunches that he packed himself n u just sit there eating together
  • i can just imagine y’all sharing a juice box
  • OH and also now he purposely bumps ur elbow with his 
  • but pretends its an accident so he still👏apologises👏😤
  • u’ve wasted a lot of correction tape bc whenever he bumps ur elbow
  • u just happen to be writing!!!!!! n so
  • there’s this accidental scribble on ur worksheet or textbook
  • he might also start drawing fat cats on ur worksheet
  • but it’s ok bc the cats are so cute V(=^・ω・^=)v

me before a game branch

rooks-and-blighters  asked:

Okay, let's say MC gets her head shaved for something like cancer charity. How does the RFA react?


  • it’s been on your to-do list for a while, and not wanting to give Yoosung a heart attack, you decide to tell him beforehand about it
  • he’s such a supportive boyfriend 
  • That’s amazing MC, he gushes, you’re amazing I’m so proud of you!
  • what a sweetheart ily
  • Of course he’s not letting you go alone cuz you might bring some boys to the yard 
  • casually wears one of those giant #1 foam hands that you see at every sporting event
  • he stays outside the hairdressers, waving the foam hand around without a care in the world, telling anyone and everyone who passes by that you’re donating your hair for cancer charity wow isn’t that great??
  • doesn’t think it’s excessive????? at all????
  • but he’s such a cutie patoot you don’t say anything about it and just sort giggle at his reflection in your mirror
  • when you walk out, bald head and satisfied smile, Yoosung honestly doesn’t recognize you lololol
  • no like he literally doesn’t recognize you
  • “Oh did you just shave your head too?” he says, “you know, the love of my life is doing it too and-”
  • he stops when you giggle at him, and then his face becomes so red it puts tomatoes to shame
  • Apologies start streaming from his mouth at the same rate that lies streamed out of Rika’s im super sorry to all you rika fans out there
  • Yoosung is mesmerized by the unanimous texture of your head
  • #unconsciously starts petting it when you guys cuddle
  • also he just adores you


  • i got this guys
  • your local hairdresser is doing a charity drive thing, and you’re like sign me the fuck up
  • ya tell Zenny boy of your plans
  • and he’s down to jump on board too???
  • Zen are you? ok???
  • yes I am perfectly fine, are you doubting my looks, do you think I won’t be as handsome bald? Do you- 
  • but you see, the problem is, Zen doesn't really get what ‘bald’ entitles
  • you guys do the thing, and now wow you’re hairless
  • it’s enough of a shock to see Zen without all his flyaway white hair, and also you lowkey just couldn’t believe he actually went through with it
  • after a quick session of hugs and I’m so proud of yous, Zen turns to leave and-
  • ???
  • ?????
  • hell freezes over
  • Zen shaved everything 
  • but not
  • so it’s all polished and shiny
  • except for a random ass patch of long hair at the nape of his neck
  • Zen what the FUCK was the point of you doing this???
  • He sees you standing there, and asks if you’re okay
  • No zen I’m really not okay I want to laugh but I also want to cry I’ve looked death in the eyes and it was horrible
  • since you won’t answer him, he saunters over to you, whips out a frilly handkerchief, and polishes your head
  • There there, he coos like a mother to her young child, there’s no need for regrets
  • Zen it’s not my own decision that I’m regretting
  • It takes a hecka long while for you to look at him normally again
  • because even if you can’t see it from the front
  • you know that The Hair exists on the other side, waiting for its chance to be seen again
  • and sometimes it keeps you up at night, if ever Zen is sleeping with his back towards you
  • leaving you to ponder his life choices

Jaehee: (mmmmh short and sweet Jaehee is nice)

  • honestly she’s down to shave her head too? 
  • working with Jumin, she had short hair anyways, and going bald isn’t that big of a difference
  • giving a part of yourself to others in need, and watching your significant doing it with you is a beautiful feeling, and somehow managed to deepen the strength of your bond
  • a few customers were shocked at the sudden disappearance of hair, but their respect for the both of you increased when you told them why you did it
  • after a busy day at work, you turn to Jaehee, filled with love and devotion for the one person who meant the world to you
  • “Jaehee…thank you so much for everything. For being here, for shaving your head with me, thank you for supporting me.”
  • Jaehee turns to you with a quiet smile, a light pink creeping into her cheeks. “It’s nothing, MC, as long as it’s with you, I would be happy do to anything.”


  • “MC, why would you donate hair for cancer charity if I can just donate money for cancer research? Shaving your head gives you no collateral, from a business perspective -”
  • “Jumin, not everything you do in life has to grant you some kind of boon in exchange.”
  • Gets the idea of donating hair, but doesn’t really understand why you would do it
  • He’s not about to stop you of course not Jumin Han would never prevent you from doing anything at all it’s not like he’s going to take your freedom away or anything he- 
  • while Jumin is busy at work, you go get your head shaved
  • but he’s already back at the penthouse by the time you’re done, which you didn’t expect
  • it was only then did you realize that you had forgotten your keys inside, so you opt to ring the doorbell instead
  • you hear Jumin’s slightly irritated voice from inside, asking who would come visiting at such an hour
  • so he does the thing where he opens the door, looks you over once, the quickly shuts it again right in your face
  • “Um…” you say, rapping the door with a knuckle
  • there’s a soft click as the door reopens slightly, just wide enough for Jumin to peek through the crack
  • “Hi?” you say.
  • Jumin’s eye blinks rapidly a couple of times, and the door opens all at once
  • you catch him fanning himself with a hand before he turns away and walks towards the living room
  • as it turns out, for some reason, Jumin found  the sight of you bald a bit…intimidating?
  • you just looked…quietly powerful
  • which in itself was also attractive
  • so he was torn between intimidation and attraction, leading to a flustered Jumin and confusion towards his own kinks
  • he becomes highly invested in funding cancer research and an advocate for cancer charity
  • whenever he needs motivation or inspiration, he stands before you, stares at your head for a minute, then goes “Alright,” nodding to seriously to himself 
  • good times


  • y’all thrive  off spontaneity and surprises
  • it’s amazing and slightly freaky just quickly how you’ll both adapt to new circumstance, no matter how wild they might be
  • for example:
  • you don’t tell saeyoung about donating your hair
  • why not?
  • because you can
  • so as soon as you walk in through the front door, bald head shining brighter than my future, absolutely nothing happens
  • cuz it’s not like Saeyoung is always standing by the doorway anxiously awaiting your return
  • you go look for the dork, of course he’s sneaking around the kitchen, hunting for those good goods I got that good good I got that got that good good
  • “Hey Saeyoung!”
  • “MC-!” he begins, turning towards you
  • this is where your mutual, extreme ‘go with the flow’ nature kicks in
  • Saeyoung stares at you for a few second, rubs his eyes to make sure he’s not hallucinating, and when he realizes that you actually  look like Saitama
  • his own hair kinda just does a small whoosh  and falls in a single unanimous layer of red locks
  • he is bald now 2
  • anyways you’re both laughing at the situation, at each other, Saeyoung jokes about being able to use your head as a mirror now
  • #when will my reflection show who I am inside
  • you explain why you’re now bald, and Saeyoung gives you a sly smile
  • “I think it’s time to show you my most prized possession…”
  • basically you discover that he’s hidden hundreds of wigs in he walls of your house
  • that night, he prods your awake in the wee hours of the morning, eyes filled with urgency
  • “MC,” he whispers, “now that we’re both bald…where do our foreheads end?”

doodle dump yay

I really like Sabrina, but she needs more friends next season.

I applied to the miracuclass zine but i’ve never drawn any of the classmates so!! had to change that, and they’re really!! fun to draw ok!!

max and mylene are the cutest i need to draw them more often


oh my god i’m truly going to Die, the apostrophe/quotation marks button on my laptop has stopped working and it’s actually such a first world problem but also an inconvenience so i’m doing this from my phone lets see how it goes. 

  • this. cold. open. 
  • mark your calendars, october 10 is Freedom Feast™ every year
  • “to sex with amy!!!” oh yes we do love an embarrassing boyfriend
  • i’m so glad jake and holt’s banter is back
  • “you jump off a cliff” “gladly…provided rosa did first" 
  • yah getting beaten at an ATM is ~*~hilarious~*~
  • "it’s like an eclipse, you should always look at it with both eyes wide open, full on” n-no pimento
  • WOMEN BE SANE!!!!!!
  • “the only worthwhile thing i’ve done today was take a buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion i am” god what a mood
  • one (1) flan. 
  • “what are the parameters of the guessing game?” holt just gUESS
  • loophole five! no look five’s drunk cousin!
  • writesomethinggoodwritesomethinggoodyoushodstopwritingunlessitsgoodwritesomethinggood
  • naturally holt has evaluating pants *pretends to be shocked*
  • squat five! no look five’s other drunk cousin!!
  • of course hitchcock has surveillance equipment
  • “potato tomato” is my new favourite thing
  • they had EVERY OPPORTUNITY to do the hunch thing from boyle’s hunch come ON
  • humble five! no look five’s sensible mom!!!
  • “what’s going on” “he’s been evaluating me, it’s been up and down but this is a clear win” NOT what he meant jake
  • IM :) FINE :)))))))
  • okay he was learning spanish to impress her dad THAT’S a bit cute
  • oh…my god…i love the lonely island
  • “single tampon?” why did they BUY it
  • i’m? crying??? can u believe how much jake has grown???? this is so??? much????
  • oh rosa…sis…u know what u gotta do bby
  • jake’s putting himself on desk duty??? y'all i rly can’t do this he needs to be protected 24/7
  • ahh yesssss they broke up i am relieved

in conclusion: a gr8 episode, not necessarily one of my faves but still good. BUT next week is halloween and dan and the cast have rly made my expectations very high but i’m ready 

anonymous asked:

Your yikes post is the dumbest shit ever might as well have made a post explaining the meaning of the phrase "uhoh" as the equivalent to shitting your pants in the homewares section of Best Buy like how did you look st that post and decide the world needed to see it

hey man im not saying the post is good but did you have to be so mean about it dude im just trying to have a fun time and make jokes for my friends and sometimes i make stupid posts and get callouts and thats ok too but this isnt a callout man this is just a like mean review. this isnt even the review this is like the mean “gotcha” snippet u see on th rotten tomatoes website bfore you click on the full bad review. like the best buy simile? iconic. im so high. love you

Moves Like Me

Anon:  Hey! Can you do a Jaehyun scenario where he comes home and he sees you in his shirt and ur like dancing and singing and you didn’t see him so when he speeks you gets really scared and embarresed

Genre: Comedy/Fluff/Intended Smut

Jaehyun x Reader

The air was chilly when you woke up from your deep afternoon slumber. You groggily sat up, rubbing your eyes and looking at the clock that read 6:00 pm. Just enough time to have your tranquil Friday evening without any interruptions from the following day. You stretched your limbs, excited for the evening that awaited you. An evening filled with enough time to accommodate your interests. 

You hopped into a warm shower and let your body relax. Upon opening the closet you saw Jaehyun’s soft clothes hanging next to yours. You smiled at them, suddenly missing him. Before you could stop yourself, your hands reached for the fleecy sweatshirt. It smelled so nice, like the ground on a rainy day. Like the way Jaehyun smelled when he held you close and kissed your cheek. “When are you gonna come home Jae,” you mumbled to yourself, holding the shirt against your chest and then sighing deeply. He was busy with his schedules, as always.But you won’t let that ruin your perfect Friday. After all it only comes once a week. 

The house was quiet, too quiet and the street outside was empty only illuminated by the dazzling streetlights. The view was prepossessing, often leaving you leaning against the rail and staring out into the far away lights, blinking at you occasionally. The distant commotion was like music to your ears, along with the dark sky and pleasing breeze. Jaehyun loved the way the world looked from your window, which was why he always found himself lazying around your place. Away from the noise, away from his life.

You inched towards your laptop, instantly playing soft indie music to lighten up your room. You sat back into your couch and popped open a book but ended up being more engrossed in the music. You slowly got up and put on a pop song and staged yourself, using your remote as a mic. The music propelled your feet as you moved around the room and sang on the top of your lungs, completely unaware of the door opening and then closing.

Jaehyun was startled by the noise that emerged from the living room and hastily made his way through the gallery of the entrance and saw you in extreme lunacy. Your hair was wet but all over the place and your body moved crazily to the beat of the music. Jaehyun leaned against the wall and saw you dancing. You were only wearing his long sweatshirt and underwear. He chuckled at your sexually attractive appearance and the contrast it had with your actions. “Y/N,” he called out, still smirking. You turned around and screamed. You both stood there looking at each other, your face carrying emotions of shock and fear while he had an evil grin on his face. “My sweet Y/N, what are you doing?” He asked playfully, walking towards you. You instantly moved towards the laptop and turned off the music. He held you by the back and hugged you tightly, still laughing. 

“Why are you here,” you asked, flustered and angry. 

“Because I missed you? Do I really need a reason?” He said. You were glad he couldn’t see your face, which was red as a tomato given the embarrassment. He swung you around and you hid your face in his chest, not wanting to look up to him. He was still smiling at you playfully and kissed the top of your head. “That was so cute by the way,” he uttered. You hugged him tightly, wanting to disappear. 

“Just forget it ok,” you mumbled. He shook his head.  

“Why aren’t you like this in bed?” He looked at you disappointed. 

“What do you mean? I’m amazing in bed.”

“Why don’t you show me how amazing you are.” You smacked him as he attempted to grab your ass. You pushed him away and ran to your bedroom, still embarrassed about the events from before. It was going to be a long night.

beauty guru

“Why is your bag so heavy?” I huffed as I held her backpack in one hand. “I received a lot of new stuff the other week, which I’ve been dying to try out” she explained as she took the bag from my hand and placed it on the floor. “You mean try out on me?” I said with a raised eyebrow. She looked up at me with a cheesy grin, as she crouched down and rummaged through the bag.

She placed every product in a pile on the living room floor. I laid on the sofa, searching through the TV, but watching her every now and again as she read the packaging of things intensely. “Ok Shawn, I’ve got something for you” she said as she held a product in her hands and ventured on her knees to the sofa. She knelt down so she was in line with my face. “What is it?” I asked as I propped myself up on my elbows. “It’s a herbal face mask from Origins it has bit of green tea in it, they do really good stuff” she said as she opened the packet. I glanced down at what was in her hands before she tried to put in on my face. “It looks like dirt, are you sure they didn’t just send you foreign soil?” I laughed as I dodged her touch. “Stop being such a baby, this will be good for you” she sighed as finally managed to reach my face. “Is it gonna make me look like a tomato?” I said as I frowned. “No,” she said as she smudged it across my cheeks. “It’s going to leave your face feeling refreshed and revitalised.”

I rolled my eyes as the smell of green tea filled my nostrils. “Hey, watch it” I sighed as I felt the cold touch of the product land on my collarbone. “Sorry,” (Y/N) giggled as she reached over my face for my right cheek. “You have really small hands,” I said, as her hand took up my view. “Thanks?” (Y/N) said in a voice which suggested she didn’t know whether that was a good thing. “There,” she said as she sat back down and wiped her hands with tissues. “How long do I have to stay like this?” I asked, already wanting to wipe it off. “It says ten minutes,” (Y/N) said as she read the package. “You’re kidding,” I said in a defeated tone. “Oh stop, that’s hardly anything” (Y/N) said as she stood up, placing a kiss on my forehead before retreating back to her pile.

“What other stuff do you have?” I asked, drawing my attention back to the TV as I felt my cheeks begin to tighten slightly. “I’ve got some coconut oil conditioner, lip kits - oh and some false eyelashes” (Y/N) muttered. “I am not testing them out for you, no matter what you do to make me say otherwise” I said, sitting back up on my elbows, feeling a strange sensation on my face as I raised my eyebrows.

(Y/N) threw her head back in laughter. “Last time you made me do that, I swear to god you pulled out more than half of my eyelashes,” I hissed, looking back at the TV. “They grew back eventually,” (Y/N) replied, wiping tears that had left her eyes from laughing. I shook my head, “It’s not good for someone like me. Having to take selfies with fans every single day, and asking them to put on a filter so I don’t look so stupid.” “You’re such a child,” (Y/N) sighed. I pulled out my phone and took a selfie on snapchat. I didn’t use any filters, I wanted everyone to see what (Y/N) was putting me through. I added the caption: ‘I’d drink green tea any day…but put it on my face?’

A couple of minutes later, (Y/N) broke out in laughter as she read through twitter on her phone. “Someone tweeted, ‘Why has Shawn got elephant shit on his face?’” she said through giggles. “I told you it looked dodgy,” I sighed, crossing my arms over my bare chest. “How long left?” “About six minutes,” (Y/N) replied. I let out a huge groan, forcing my tight cheeks to break the mould. “Ok, you’re free,” (Y/N) said as the ten minutes came to an end. I leaped from the sofa and hurried to the bathroom, stopping in the door way. “How do I get it off?” I called out. “Massage your skin with water,” (Y/N) replied.

I rubbed my face for a good five minutes until it was completely off, resulting in my face looking red - just like a tomato. “Does your face feel any different?” I heard (Y/N) say from the door. I looked in the reflection of the mirror, “My face feels horrible.” She rolled her eyes as she leaned against the doorframe. I dried my face and wandered over, placing my hands on her waist. “What’s this?” I asked, tracing my thumb across her lips. “It’s a lipstick, do you like it?” she asked, smiling. I nodded before placing a passionate kiss on her lips. “Very much actually,” I whispered, leaning my forehead against hers. She grabbed my chin, “It looks good on you too, it matches the shade of your face.” Before I could respond, she broke from my hold and ran down the hallway seconds before I chased after her.


Originally posted by yngbin

Summary: Everytime Rowoon sees you, he freezes and blushed super hard, what will he do when he’s on the same episode of Weekly Idol with your group?

Disclaimer: All the things that are mentioned in this are words of fiction aka it’s not real. I’ve literally just made this up and as always credits to @yngbin for the gif

Member: Rowoon from SF9 x fem reader 

Rating: Fluff

Words: 1185

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ok so, when gaara n lee start getting closer n shit, kank n tem start (trying) to be more protective bc like lees a good kid and all but gaaras still the baby so temporary fuck you lee (except it doesn’t really work bc its lee)

temari takes the intimidation route bc temari and one day lees over and temari calls him into the kitchen or something and gives him the ‘try shit get hit’ speech and she adds some threats too that are way ott but also really creative so well done honey, but shes also like, household mum, and she likes lee, and hes a guest, so the entire time shes threatening him she’s like 'and so help me god if you so much as LOOK at him the wrong way- juice? you want juice? - I will fuck you up 6 ways from sunday - we got apple & blackcurrent, apple, tropical, breakfast, fucken uuuh, orange - even your own sensei won’t recognise you - orange? ok her ya go hun’

when shes finished lees like 'oh. ok cool. um you said we were having spaghetti for dinner whats that?’ and she pulls him up by his collar (hes still drinking his juice) and shes like (through gritted teeth) 'its a noodle dish with tomato and meat based sauce, its served with cheese on top’ and then she pulls him even tighter and shes glaring super hard like right into his soul and she says 'i think youll really like it’ and she can’t be 100% mean with him bc 1) hes lee, 2) gaara got a buddy and 3) hes like one of their only house guests and only person who takes his shit over to the sink when hes done so

hes like 'ok cool thanks bye!!’ and goes up to gaaras room

kankuro takes the embarrassing slightly dad joke route where he waits around for them to get close and interrupts in really awkward ways

like theyre sitting on the couch and their hands are inching closer and as soon as they start actually holding hands (the scandal) kank pops up over the back of the couch and adds his hand to the pile like 'hi guys. cool movie what we watching’ and gaara almost goes back to murder