What my companions say post Trespasser [TRESPASSER SPOILERS duh]
Solavellan - what companions say post Trespasser
*looks at Lavellan* Well, this is awkward. Want a hug? No?
And… there she goes.
Oh yeah and sorry about that whole your boyfriend left you and wants to
destroy the world thing, or whatever
*Lavellan throws potatoes at her*
*smugly stares at Inquisitor*
Inquisitor: I will murder you
Soooo *awkward silence* You wanna talk about it?
Iron Bull: Wanna get shitfaced?
So, that romance novel I was writing about you and Chuckles. He kinda blew
a hole in my ship.
*Inquisitor stares at screen like in the office*
*Both start cursing Solas furiously*
*Both start sobbing again and clinging to each other*
He walked in silence because she wanted to stay
She kept away the eyes that swallowed
The monster stalking
She gave me wisdom
The doubt that calls
It slips piece by piece as her heart falls away
*Inquisitor huddled in a ball sobbing grossly*
-I hope I help-
*Inquisitor pats Cole on the head languidly, still sobbing*
WHERE IN ANDRASTE’S ANUS IS HE? I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL
Inquisitor: Dorian! Calm down!
CALM DOWN!? Lets get this straight. He broke your heart and left. Was gone
for two years with no word. His orb was killing you and he never said a thing.
He says he loves you and magically chops your arm off. He still hangs out in
your dreams. Oh also, HE WANT’S TO DESTROY THE WORLD! BE CALM
DORIAN BE CALM! *flails arms*
Inquisitor: But… I love him!
*Dorian pats Inquisitor on the head*
That’s nice dear