i look like a potato soooo

What my companions say post Trespasser [TRESPASSER SPOILERS duh]




Solavellan - what companions say post Trespasser

Blackwall
   *looks at Lavellan* Well, this is awkward. Want a hug? No?
   And… there she goes.

Sera
   *insane laughter*
   *Lavellan-stern glare*
    Oh yeah and sorry about that whole your boyfriend left you and wants to
    destroy the world thing, or whatever
   *Lavellan throws potatoes at her*

Vivienne
   *smugly stares at Inquisitor*
    Inquisitor: I will murder you

Iron Bull
    Soooo *awkward silence* You wanna talk about it?
    Inquisitor: Nope.
    Iron Bull: Wanna get shitfaced?
    Inquisitor: Yep

Varric
    So, that romance novel I was writing about you and Chuckles. He kinda blew
    a hole in my ship.
    *Inquisitor stares at screen like in the office*

Cassandra
    *Both sobbing*
    *Both start cursing Solas furiously*
    *Both start sobbing again and clinging to each other*

Cole
      He walked in silence because she wanted to stay
               She kept away the eyes that swallowed
          The monster stalking
             Blinding, Binding

        She gave me wisdom
          The doubt that calls
              It slips piece by piece as her heart falls away

    *Inquisitor huddled in a ball sobbing grossly*
    -I hope I help-
    *Inquisitor pats Cole on the head languidly, still sobbing*

Dorian
    WHERE IN ANDRASTE’S ANUS IS HE? I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL
    HIM!

    Inquisitor: Dorian! Calm down!

    CALM DOWN!? Lets get this straight. He broke your heart and left. Was gone
    for two years with no word. His orb was killing you and he never said a thing.
    He says he loves you and magically chops your arm off. He still hangs out in
    your dreams. Oh also, HE WANT’S TO DESTROY THE WORLD! BE CALM
    DORIAN BE CALM! *flails arms*

    Inquisitor: But… I love him!
   
    *Dorian pats Inquisitor on the head*
    That’s nice dear
    *rolls eyes*

EXO reacts to seeing their girlfriends baby pictures.

Most of them probably wouldn’t care that you were chunky. 


Suho:

“Aww Jagi you are so cute!”

Baekhyun:

“I just want to pinch those cheeks!”

Jongin:

“That doesn’t really look like you”

Suspicious Jongin is suspicious.

Kyungsoo:

“Look Jagi you look like this”

*makes the face from the photo*

Chanyeol:

*can’t handle the cuteness*

Sehun:

“You were soooo chunky”

*laughing his ass off*

Kris:

“Were you picking your nose in that picture?”

Chen:

“Aww you were so cute, what happened?”

Yixing:

*baby talks at the picture*

“Such a cute little baby”

Luhan:

“You were almost as cute as me!”

Xiumin:

*sticks his face all close to the picture*

“Awwwwwwwwwwwww”

Tao:

*just thinks you were so cute he can’t express his potato*


Here ya go guy’s I hope you enjoy!

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Hey Snowflakes, its Theo, New zealand, 16 even though i look like a tiny potato.

My favorite character(s) are Baz and Agatha and I think my favourite quote is still: (after chapter 61)

 ‘Im not sure what we’re doing to be perfectly honest-but nothing’s on fire anymore. And I feel like maybe we’ve solved something.’ 

Idk why but I find it hilarious, it’s just so Simon.

Talk to me about this book, snowflakes <3