i look like a golden retriever


Group: BTS


Summary: When you’re angry Yoongi turns the air conditioner up so you cuddle up to him.

Genre: fluff

Length: 0.8k

A/N: i don’t feel the cold so this wouldn’t effect me

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

“Don’t look at me like that,” you sighed crossing your arms over your chest as you sat on the sofa, moving as far away from Yoongi as possible. He let out a heavy sigh before he stood and walked away, as you called after him, “bye asshole.”

He scoffed head peeking out from the kitchen, black fringe splayed across his head as he pushed it back, “Love you too princess.” Your heart fluttered before you forced your face back into a scowl as you stared at the movie that was playing, vibrant colours throwing shadows on your face as Yoongi leant against the doorframe watching you with a small smile on his face. As he looked at your profile and knew what he had to do to get you to forgive him.

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Sorry about the billion gifs, I just wanted to show what a class typically looks like when raising a service dog! Raising and training a service dog is about SO MUCH MORE than teaching cues and bringing them places. It’s also about confidence and focus and eagerness to try new things.

The animatronic horse shown above startled both of us and its movements and noises scared VSEPR a little bit- he even barked, and he never barks- but with patience and encouragement he was eager to explore it and eventually even ignore it while working on other things.

ACOMAF Patronuses
  • feyre: a majestic ass wolf
  • rhysand: a bat, but like... a hot bat. or maybe a black kitten.
  • cassian: a mighty stallion
  • morrigan: a golden retriever
  • azriel: a sneezing panda cub
  • lucien: you think im gonna say a fox!! well i am yeah bc he's a fox totes magotes
  • amren: mothafukin!!dragon!!
  • elain: cute lil bunny wabbit
  • nesta: incredibly agitated owl
  • tarquin: the most beautiful ass dolphin you eVEr did see
  • ianthe: snake bitch (bitch snake)
  • king of hybern: cockroach?? do i look like i give a motherfuck??
  • tamlin: turkey. no wait, rat. no wait, a lion, but like a badly animated lion. like a really fucked up simba. no actually this asshole is scar. that's right, scar the evil ass lion. you know what fuck you tamlin you piece of shit you don't get a patronus fuck off m8
Field vs. Show Goldens

Hey! I really liked that little lesson on goldens. I have a question though, are field goldens still taken to dog shows? Do they have their own category? I personally prefer a dog that looks more like a field golden than a show golden. Do field goldens still have a pedigree? Do breeders breed field and show golden retrievers together sometimes to get the best of both worlds out of them? If you know of a tumblr that could have a lot more information on the topic I’d really appreciate it!

Hi! It depends on the breeder, but there is usually a distinct difference in look between a field and show Golden.

This is my field line. He’s darker and trim with lots of feathers, but not a lot of fluff. Field lines do have a pedigree–hunting people are all about that pedigree, same as show people! These dogs are usually smaller and more compact, not just because they are more inclined to be athletic based on their use, but also because they need to be more portable! It’s easier to fit a 50lb-ish Golden into a canoe than it is a 100lb-ish Golden! They have more drive, but not necessarily more energy. See pawsitivelypowerful’s post on drive for more info on this distinction.

What a lovely stack, right? Well, maybe not lol, but you can still see how itty-bitty he is compared to your stereotypical Golden.

Meanwhile, here is a show line I trained. He’s lighter in color, thicker, and very fluffy! The show lines are stout and less “intense,” aka more likely to be couch potatoes. That’s not to say that they can’t be athletic–they totally can! But AKC likes a stout dog that’s yellow-gold, so that’s what a lot show lines are. 

Above is the AKC standard drawing of the preferred Golden. See how much it looks like the dogs after it? Fluffy, big ol head, thick body? Pretty different from my dark, slim and feathery boy.

AKC judges prefer the show line, but fields can do well in UKC! Some breeders (and ideally all breeders, eventually) will have a Golden that “has it all” for working and conformation, but–like most breeds–that is not always the case. 

I hope this helps!

How I see certain breeds:

Pugs: adorable…little hell spawns that are impossible to restrain during a toenail trim
Labs: adorable idiots that shed like a mother
Chihuahuas: land shark
Boxers: the best sad puppy eyes EVER
Cockers: the worst ears EVER
Shar Pei: hives…I am breaking out in hives
Golden Retriever: cancer
Cavaliers: heart disease…:(
Shi Tzu: always look scared and surprised… at the same time
Bulldogs: a genetic nightmare
Huskies: too sensitive to function
Salukies: skinny…so freaking skinny
Border Collie: watching you…always watching you
Heelers: shy and a bit sketchy
Great Danes: giant babies
Malamute: giant babies who scream
Dachshund: Will bite and desperately in need of a middle set of legs
Westies: Cushing’s
Jack Russels: soo much energy
Saint Bernard: floor mat
Mastif: drool…drool everywhere

“Hey, hey, Natasha!” Steve said excitedly. So excitedly, in fact, that he tripped over the coffee table as he was rushing toward her.

Natasha moved her legs out of the way so he splayed out on the floor. “Yes, Steve?”

“Ow!” He sat up, rubbing his face. “You know, you could have caught me!”

“I could have,” she agreed, nodding. “But it was funnier to watch you fall.”

“I’m going to remember this,” Steve told her seriously. “Either until I get my revenge or until the day I die.”

Natasha stared at him silently and kindly did not tell him that he would die first. “What did you want?”

Steve immediately brightened. “Natasha, Bucky finally taught me how to do the thing!”

“…The thing,” she repeated.

Steve nodded wildly. “Yes! Let me sho–Actually I need to sit down. Okay wait. Sorry! I’m just so excited!”

“I can tell,” Natasha said, smiling a little. It was like watching a giant Golden Retriever try not to hit stuff with his wagging tail and failing.

Steve sat down in the chair across from her and took a deep breath, closing his eyes. He let the breath out and opened them again and looked up at her, corner of his mouth quirking up in a semi-smile, lashes lowered just enough that he just barely had to look through them.

“…The thing!” Natasha shouted excitedly. “The smolder!”

“…The smolder?” Steve asked in confusion.

“It’s from Tangled. Don’t worry, I’ll mention it to Clint and he’ll make sure we get it for next movie night.” Natasha clapped happily. “I can’t believe Barnes finally taught you. I thought he’d blow a gasket last time, he was so frustrated.”

Steve rolled his eyes. “Sorry my face doesn’t automatically do the same thing Bucky’s does.”

“Apology accepted,” Natasha said, because she was a little shit, and ignored his outraged squawk. “So what are you going to do with it now?”

“I’m going to do the thing at Tony,” Steve declared, nodding firmly. “Now he’ll have to know I’m flirting with him.”

Natasha reached out to touch Steve’s shoulder. “It’s okay, Steve.”

Why,” Steve asked, burying his face in his hands. “I even asked him to go out to dinner. What am I doing wrong?!”

“I dunno, pal,” Bucky sighed, reaching out to ruffle his hair. “I thought for sure he’d realize this time.”

Natasha noticed Bruce beginning to walk by and grabbed him by the collar, dragging him back. “Bruce.”

“Ack!” Bruce flailed. “What?!”

“Steve did the smolder at Tony,” Natasha began.

Bruce groaned. “Oh my God, I know. I saw it. That was so sad.”

Steve made a disgruntled noise.

“What can we do to make Tony notice that Steve is flirting with him?” she continued, ignoring them both.

Bruce raised an eyebrow at them. “…Have you ever tried going up to Tony and saying ‘hey, have you noticed I’ve been flirting with you?’”

“It can’t be that easy,” Bucky insisted.

“IT WAS THAT FUCKING EASY,” Bucky concluded, holding up his glass of champagne. “So really this wedding only happened because Bruce was the only one smart enough to steer us in the right direction.”

Tony buried his face in his hands to try and smother his giggles as Steve groaned in mortification and slid out of his seat and onto the ground.

Rhodey stood, holding up his glass of champagne. “Instead of coming up with an undoubtedly witty story about these idiots which you would all surely laugh at, because I am hilarious, I’mma just leave you with this: Tony knew Steve was flirting the whole time and just wanted to see how far Steve would go.”

Tony’s giggling got louder.

“TONY!” Steve shouted from the floor, betrayed, as Natasha and Bucky both began yelling because they’d tried so hard to help Steve and Tony was just being a little shit apparently.

Maria scowled and slapped a twenty into Coulson’s hand.

Coulson sighed and slipped that twenty into Fury’s hand instead.

Cravings (Steve x Pregnant!Reader)

Got this request a while ago (honestly I cannot apologize enough for how bad I’ve been) for a one shot spin off from the preference How They Act When You’re Pregnant. So here’s some Dad! Steve x Pregnant!Reader!! Enjoy!(:


It’s official. You have hit a new low. Sitting in Tony Stark’s bathtub in your husband’s biggest t-shirt surrounded by jars of peanut butter and pickles. Gosh what had driven you to this?

Of course you knew the answer. It was your husband- Captain America himself. The man with the plan Steve Rogers who was probably looking for you right now. Well you and his Captain America shield which you had propped up against the nearest wall. 

To be fair though, you hadn’t started off this crazy. You had started off with the normal kind of pregnancy. The kind where you had morning sickness and 2 a.m. cravings and swollen feet. And Steve had been (and yes if you had to admit it from your hiding place in the bathtub, still is) great. He held back your hair and rubbed your back when you got sick in the morning, or really any time of day. He went to the store in the dead of night to get you peanut butter and pickles. He even rubbed your feet after rough days of training because he was honestly the most amazing person ever.

Steve Rogers was playing the part of perfect expecting father. Until he managed to find those damn pregnancy books at Barnes and Noble one day. 

From the day he came home with not one, not two, not even four, but five bags full of parenting books you knew you were in trouble. Gone were the days of getting you food at all hours of the night and in came the reign of terror where instead he would present you with “healthy alternatives” of veggies and protein shakes. Gone were the blissful afternoons of foot rubs, instead replaced by Steve literally dragging you to the gym to do prenatal yoga or making you walk around the awful crowded paths of Central Park because you needed “fresh air” (whatever that was).

Honestly after three months you couldn’t do it anymore. So here you were in the middle of the afternoon sitting in Tony Stark’s bathtub slathering peanut butter onto pickles, something you had craved more than anything and had cried over more then thrice when Steve refused to let you eat any. 

You’re phone buzzed with another text from you husband and you were about to start feeling bad and reply when the bathroom door flung open.

“(Y/N)! There you are!” Steve’s eyes were filled with worry for about two seconds before it was replaced with hurt and anger. “What are you doing here? I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for four hours now! And why are you sitting in the bathtub like that? You’re going to hurt you back!”

Your eyes began to feel itchy with tears as you realized how worried Steve must have been. He loved you and you guys’ baby so much and the idea of anything happening to the two of you must have been driving him crazy. You set down the jar of peanut butter you were holding in your left hand and were about to get up and apologize when his next words stopped you.

“And how many times do I have to tell you to stop eating peanut butter and pickles?!” Steve took a step forward but your cold glare stopped him in his tracks. 

“Steven Grant Rogers I will end you. If you come one step closer and even THINK about taking away my snack which YOUR baby is making me crave I will grab your shield and hit you with it so hard you will still be unconscious when I give birth.” The seriousness of your tone made your husband take a small step back.

As the red haze cleared from your vision you noticed the hurt on Steve’s face. He looked like a golden retriever puppy that had just been kicked. His blue eyes looked up at you beneath his full lashes and his hands fiddled with the bottom of his t-shirt. 

“I just wanted to help….”

The simple phrase hung in the air as you just stared at each other. It only took a few seconds before you burst into tears. 

“I’m so sorry!” You wailed, dropping your half eaten pickles and burying your head in your hands. 

“No honey! I’m sorry!” Steve rushed over and picked you up out of the bathtub with ease. He lowered you both to the ground so you were curled up in his lap as he stroked your hair and rocked you gently. “I know I’ve been a bit much but.. I’m so scared.” The admission hushed your sobs a little as you looked up at Steve who had a distant look in his eyes. “I don’t know how to raise a kid, and my dad was never around. I have no family to help me. And that doesn’t even compare to how worried I am that our baby is going to be just as sickly as I was before the serum, or they could be like me now and hurt you. (Y/N), I haven’t felt this lost in a very long time. I’m so used to having control over everything and now… now it’s all gone when it’s the most important.” Steve laid his forehead against yours and closed his eyes. You could tell he was trying to hold back tears which made your heart clench.

“Steve you are already the best dad in the world. You are so loving and caring and brave and such an inspiration. And you have a family. The team is your family, and they might be completely crazy, but they will always be here for you. For us. And about our baby it doesn’t matter. If they’re sick, it’s okay. Medicine has come a long way and we’ll give them everything they need. If they’re strong great, I can handle it Steve. Everything is going to be great. You don’t need to be in control of everything all the time. Just let things happen. Like letting me eat peanut butter covered pickles.”

Steve gave a hearty laugh as he rubbed his nose against yours. “I love you (Y/N). I couldn’t do this with any one else.”

“I love you too Steve. And I wouldn’t have wanted to do this with anyone else.”

You lean into your husband and give him a deep kiss. You knew he wouldn’t be perfect, he would probably still drag you on walks and read all kinds of new age parenting books but it was okay because you knew where he was coming from. And if he ever tried to take away your snack again you would feel no hesitation in beating him with his own shield. 

“Umm. As much as I’m glad you two love each other can you do it somewhere that isn’t my bathroom floor?”

“Sorry Tony!” 


Hope you guys liked it! Requests are open for one shots and preferences!(:

maghnvsbane  asked:

Malec + "Please stay, just a little longer."

anonymous said: Malec + “Please stay.” ❤

alec closed the door to jace’s new room and made his way over to the living room, finding magnus seated on the couch.

“thank you for letting him stay here,“ alec says, sitting down next to magnus. they’re close, but not touching, and magnus looks at him and smiles.

“i’ve taken in many strays over the years, though never a shadowhunter,“ magnus comments, shifting slightly so he’s facing alec. his knee presses against alec’s and alec feels like his whole body is wired to the place they’re touching.

“i had a really good time tonight,“ alec says, somewhere over magnus’ shoulder. “until, you know, the stray golden retriever came along.“

magnus bursts out laughing and alec stares at him, struck by the sound. he’s never heard magnus laugh like that and by the angel, it is the most musical, happy sound and alec wants to hear it again and again and again.

“me too, alexander,“ magnus says, placing a hand on alec’s thigh. every touch is new and all consuming, and alec finds himself savouring every detail of it. they stare at each other for a few moments and alec knows it’s getting late and that he should go, but he can’t quite bring himself to say it.

his phone chimes and he reaches for it inside his jacket pocket, seeing it’s a text from izzy.

“everything okay?“ magnus asks, concerned.

“yeah, yeah,“ alec rushes out and looks at magnus. “i should go, but i don’t- i mean, if you want, i-“

magnus brings a finger to alec’s lips, and alec can’t help but smile at the gesture, the moment a mirror of their first drink together.

“please stay,“ magnus says, his voice quiet and warm. “just a little longer.“

alec nods, and magnus gives him a bright smile before leaning in, and a moment later they’re kissing, softly at first, and then deeper. one of alec’s hands moves to magnus’ face, the other finding the hard muscle of magnus’ shoulder.

one of magnus’ hands goes to alec’s chest and alec is sure magnus can tell how his heart is almost bursting out of his chest, like it has done every time they’ve kissed. magnus breaks the kiss a moment later, using his free hand to guide alec’s from his shoulder over his heart.

and fuck, alec can feel how fast magnus’ heart is beating, because of their kisses, because of him, and he can’t help but lean in, kissing magnus again, and again, and again.

Boyfriend S.Coups

Originally posted by vernonhyungg

  • ok Ok oK listen
  • S.Coups is the perfect boyfriend
  • in so many, many, MANY ways
  • firstly: his personality
  • he’s a total Dad. he remembers when you need medicine, is always there for you when you’re sick, calls you every day to check you’re eating well, texts you goodnight, and so on.
  • I could go on for hours about all his caring, loving Dad gestures
  • and watching YOU help him with the boys makes his heart go asdfghuikl
  • he’s the type who will grow up to be the greatest dad ever. he would never complain, no matter how little sleep he got, or how many kids screamed in his ears, or how many activities he had to drive his children to
  • so although he’s casually seen people before, you’re different. you’re not just “fun” but someone he seriously sees spending his life with
  • which means that you’re the one he wants to raise his kids with
  • and seeing you gently shake Minghao awake or share your food with Chan just makes him blush and smile and feel so happy :) :)
  • another aspect of his perfect bf traits are: he’s Daddy af (I mean Daddy not Dad, there’s a difference)
  • Seungcheol is ultimate daddy material 👅💦
  • as there’s overcrowding during dinner time, you get to sit on his thick thighs lap and be pressed against his broad chest. with his mouth and lips right next to your ear as he screams “SEUNGKWAN STOP HOGGING THE RICE” :) nice, lucky you :)
  • but when you flinch he’ll press a kiss to your ear as silent apology and whisper: “I’ll apologise to you properly later”
  • but turns out his apology is actually a punishment ;^) of the good kind
  • aNYWAY,,,,,
  • he loves having you in his bed, even for innocent reasons :p like having you in his arms, watching you fall asleep, discussing the future or your days until you slowly drift off. then getting to wake up to you, sleepily kissing your face and having you run your fingers through his hair
  • *sleepy sexy morning voice* “G’morning,” he’ll grumble
  • sometimes the other boys will join in, either bc they’re scared or to annoy coups
  • “hyung, there’s a storm outside, can I sleep with you two?” “sure, seungkwan, hop in”
  • “aaay, hyung, looking cosy there ;)) I’m not interrupting, am I?” “deokyeom, y/n’s sleeping wth are you talking about?”
  • regardless of your gender, the boys call you mom
  • “MMMOOOOOOOOOMMM, make Jeonghan stop telling everyone I’m his baby!!! I’m a grown man!!!” (no you’re not Chan, you’re Jeonghan’s baby until 30)
  • coups kisses your forehead and/or nose before he leaves every day
  • and texts you two minutes later like ‘I miss you already :/’
  • plays with your fingers
  • and presses kisses to each digit
  • “Do you think our future kids would like a dog?? We should buy them a golden retriever”
  • touches your butt as much as possible
  • playfully smacking it, slipping his hand into your back pocket, resting his hand on the small of your back and trailing his palm across the flesh of your backside every so often
  • he loves Booty
  • very honest about the relationship to his friends but is afraid of revealing it to the public. not only would you earn yourself some haters but he wants to keep you private, not under criticism. so he stays quiet to protect you
  • but legit won’t stop talking to you to his friends and family
  • his parents are so annoyed over it but also think it’s so cute and are happy that their son found someone who makes him happy but also … stfu seungcheol
  • getting to wear coups’ clothes and snapbacks
  • and getting matching shoes or jackets so you match but not in an overly obvious way, more of a cool way
  • going into the pet store to coo at all the animals and wondering if Pledis would be okay with you two bringing back these 2 really cute lizards who were holding hands
  • (they said no :()
  • tickle fights that always somehow end up involving the others and it’s all out war >:)
  • movie nights where all fourteen of you pile in the living room and are basically draped on each other since it’s so cramped but you’re basically family so it’s comfortable, if a little stuffy :p
  • feeding you with his fork and asking “Is it good?”
  • massages your shoulders when you sit between his legs and rests his chin on the top of your head
  • loves when you run your fingers up and down his back
  • or bury your face into his neck
  • basically, coups is the ultimate bf. he’s the perfect bf so dating him is a healthy, strong relationship. any conflict is over genuine problems, not just “you looked at someone else so now I’m jealous.” he aims to protect and keep you happy all the time. you are, after all, the person he plans to spend his life with :)
Pink Skies

PINK SKIES — you are my favorite everything. been telling girls that since i was 16. shut up, i love you. you’re my best friend. ( pink skies, lany )

REQUEST — archie comforts his best friend.


NOTES — a late v-day gift from me in the form of head-over-heels archie and his aloof best friend, the reader. this was originally going to be a quick little piece about y/n spraining her ankle and archie being her overprotective boyfriend; somewhere along the line, it ended up becoming archie trying to keep y/n’s mind off jason on her first valentine’s day without him. ( requests: open )

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NCT and their PATRONUS (As Requested)

Chenle: Hyena. Because he laughs like one but also because they’re a symbol of passion and knowledge which suits Chenle as he’s been passionate about music from an incredibly young age and is amazingly smart. 

Doyoung: Rabbit. Because he looks like one but also cause rabbits symbolize vulnerability, Doyoung has a mother like temperament and is sensitive despite being a giant smart-ass. 

Haechan: Otter. Because otters symbolize creativity which Haechan has and they are also incredibly hardworking but not always as appreciated as they should be. Give my boy some attention. 

Jaehyun: Golden Retriever. Compassionate and supportive towards his team members and is intelligent and helpful. Plus, they’re both so pure and adorable. Protect them. 

Jaemin: Deer. Symbolizes gentleness, intuition and sensitivity which suits Jaemin and can also be associated with harmony which I think Jaemin brings to the Dream members, they’re too wild when he’s not there ngl. 

Jeno: Flamingo. Finds comfort in his group much like a flock of flamingo but still manages to stand out for his striking features. Jeno is actually a pretty flamboyant dancer. Also, good at supporting his members. 

Jisung: Chick. Innocent, young and cute. But can also be a handful and pester his elders. Both are adorable. 

Johnny: Lion. Lions are fierce and brave but also lazy and Johnny has described himself as the most chill member. They also symbolize authority and the group tend to listen to Johnny even though he isn’t the leader.

Kun: Cat. Cats have the courage to explore the unknown much like Kun when he left China. They’re also mysterious animals much like Kun as not much is known about him. They’re also independent and patient.

Mark: Lion Cub. Mark shares many of the same aspects as Johnny except he’s more motivated and playful. This is why he’s much like a lion cub and he also looks like a baby lion cub in limitless promotions.

Renjun:Giraffe. The babies like to play fight much like Renjun with Chenle. Also symbolize gracefulness and a bit of mystery.

Taeil: Penguin. Funny and adorable but slightly awkward. Can also symbolize intuition and intelligence and taeil is incredibly intelligent.

Taeyong: Wolf. The leader of the pack support and guides the others but can also work well indiviudally. Wolves are seen as aggressive but that’s a misunderstanding, they’re just temperamental. They avoid fights and only attack to protect those in their pack. Much how Taeyong has a reputation for being scary but is actually a ball of fluff unless you insult his members.

Ten: Gazelle. They are graceful and agile much like Ten when he dances but they are also incredibly aware much like Ten is of his members and can sense their moods. They try and avoid negative emotions even though they’re vulnerable animals because of their place on the food chain. This could symbolise Ten being a happy person even though he may not always be as happy as he seems.

Winwin: Fox. They are cunning and know how to get what they want. Foxes are also swift and graceful much like Winwin. They also learn quickly and adapt in new situations much how Winwin did in Korea.

Yuta: Horse. Ambitious and passionate. Can symbolize war or a fiery temperament much like how fierce Yuta can be. Can also mean to be free and openminded much how Yuta is mindful and liberal in his opinions and actions.

Tax Purposes

Prompt: jason or dick casually bringing up marriage to their S/O and freaking out when they realized what they said and being like “you know for tax reasons” or something totally random and unromantic because they don’t know if it’s too soon to bring it up

Words: 344

AN: Because I hate seeing everybody so sad.

          You smile as you slip the heels off of your feet, and relish the feeling of the cold tile. “I don’t know why you’re smiling, I just carried you up seven flights of stairs.” You scowl at your boyfriend.

          “That doesn’t negate the eight hours I just spent in them. I hate heels.”

          “Then why did you agree to wear them?”

          You shrug “It was Kori’s and Dick’s wedding, I was a bridesmaid, so I wore the heels.”

          Jason just smiles and scoops you up, while tossing the heels out into the hallway. He just winks at you “They deserve to be punished for hurting my girl.”

          You kiss his cheek as he carries you across the room and plops down on the couch with you in his laps. Leaning into his embrace, you smile as he snuggles you close. He kisses your forehead and says, “It was a nice wedding.”

          You nod, “They looked so happy.”        

          Jason scoffs, “Dick always looks happy, he’s like a golden retriever that way.”

          You giggle, “The food was good.”

          “What did you expect? Alfred basically planned the whole thing.”

          You kiss his jawline “You looked very dashing in your tux.”

          He smirks, “Well what did you expect?”

          “To be honest? For you to show up in jeans and a leather jacket, having lost the ring on the way.”

          “So little faith.” You meet his gaze and he winces, “Alfred held the ring until right before the ceremony, and required me there at six in the morning.” You just laugh as Jason’s hand continues to stroke your arm. “Do you ever think about it?”

          “About what?”

          “About getting married … you know for tax purposes?”

          You giggle, “I think about it. I’m not in any hurry, but I do think about it.”

          You feel him relax beneath you. “So what I’m hearing, is that you want to spend the rest of your life with me.”

          “I thought that was obvious when I didn’t kill you for bleeding all over the new couch.”

          “Which time?”

          You laugh, “Every time.”


For anon…reader is Wolverine’s daughter as requested. Enjoy!

Steve smiled as he watched Y/N giggling with the dog outside. The Avenger was currently washing the dishes left over from breakfast in her dad’s lodge. He lowered his gaze again as he continued to finish his job.

Just as he was setting the last plate on the rack, he heard the door open and close. He glanced over his shoulder to see Y/N’s dad, Logan. He was more commonly known as the X-Man Wolverine. However, despite him wielding a hatchet, Steve wasn’t intimidated. Logan caught sight of Steve.

“Where’s Y/N?” he curtly asked.
“Outside with the dog,” he replied.
“The one you bought her?”
Steve smirked. “Yeah, the golden…She told you about that?”

Logan just arched a brow that read ‘Really?’. Steve smirked as he dried his hands. The father pursed his lips before setting down the hatchet. He walked over to his sink and started to wash his hands. Steve waited a moment. When nothing was said, he made a move toward the door.

“She happy?”
Steve paused. Curious he turned back around.
“My daughter,” he clarified, “Is she happy?”
He nodded. “Yeah. I’d like to think I make sure of that.”

Logan faced the captain. He narrowed his eyes and looked the man over. He could hear his daughter laughing just outside the window. The Canadian nodded slowly. He moved over to the fridge and pulled out a few beers. He offered one to Steve.

“Better stay that way.”
He smiled, grabbing the beet. “Yes sir.”

Just as they clanked bottles and took a sip, Y/N walked in the house, the golden retriever on her heels. Steve grinned, bending over slightly.

“Hey HC,” he cooed, “Hey boy.”
Logan knit a brow. “HC?”
“For Howling Commandos,” Y/N explained, “Steve’s company from the war.”
“Which one?”
“World War 2,” Steve replied, wrapping an arm around Y/N.

He smirked as she pecked him on the cheek. Logan took another sip of his beer. Y/N smiled between the boys.

“Ya know, Steve, dad’s been in a few wars himself.”
“Really? Which one?”
“All of them,” he deadpanned.

Y/N let out a brief chuckle at Steve’s expression. She figured he was working out that her father was, in fact, older than him. Steve shook his head with a laugh before taking another sip of beer. Who knew they had a few things in common?

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Kiss Kiss Fall in Love

Summary: After a bad break up, you find yourself in a brand new apartment. Vowing to just be on your own, living and loving the single life. But that would be so much easier if Sam fucking Winchester, wasn’t your next door neighbor. Will you be able to resist temptation, or will you allow yourself to love again?

Pairing: Sam Winchester x Reader AU

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury, Garth Fitzgerald, Reader

Warnings: Language

Word Count: 4,114 

A/N: Special thanks to @kayteonline for the inspiration for this series. And a big thanks to @eloginore for beta reading this for me! ❤️❤️❤️ I hope y'all enjoy this as much as I am.

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anonymous asked:

Can we get your opinion (are they attractive) for the rest of 127? what you said about doyoung was really sweet and I'd like to know the others

oh sure!!

taeyong - is incredibly beautiful,,,,,i think the word beautiful encompasses exactly what he is but it is definitely a stoic beauty,,,,like his face reminds me of a painting???

taeil - has charm,,,,,,,rather than calling him like beautiful like taeyong i think his face is charming and his curled hair really matches his personality 

johnny - he has such seductive features,,,,when he’s being serious his eyes just turn so intense like HOW but then he smiles and becomes the literal ^_^ emoji and its so adorable,,,,,,he’s very striking

yuta - is hot,,,,,,he’s hot like ofc he’s handsome and sweet but holy moley he is h o t 

doyoung - attractive ofc,,,,that smile of his is,,,,,,,everything i love his mouth esp when he laughs and is happy!!!!

jaehyun - he reminds me of the flower boy-esque look,,,,,,he just is undeniably good-looking and has really nice hands,,,,,,

winwin - wow,,,,,show stopping,,,,,,,he doesn’t look like anyone else he’s so unique and i love his lips and ears!!!!!!!! somehow even tho he’s younger he’s very elegant looking 

mark - school boy charm??? like when i look at mark im like u play on the school soccer team and have a golden retriever named sunshine and look the best sitting at a desk with a pen pressed to your cheek,,,,,,like he’s so,,,,,,,adorable first crush style??? 

haechan - i love haechan’s nose,,,,and the way he smiles really subtly because it makes him look kinda coy but also so ,,,,, warm??? his skin is always glowing too and his neck birthmarks are cute!! 

Title: Where I’m From (Back to the Future part 2(Reader x Peter Parker) 

Summary: The reader stays up late to try new things and finish Peter’s book reccomendation, Harry Potter.

Word Count: 1673

A/N: I love love love this series so much and hope you do, too. I really want to do a pt 3 I think, if you like? Lol! I hope you enjoy! 


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a few #healing parks and rec things off the top of my head:

- ron giggling
- lil sebastian
- whenever someone says “I love you”
- anns scrunchy face when leslie compliments her
- andy giving people hugs
- aprils small “I love andy” smiles
- bens look of love-struck awe whenever leslie is amazing, which is most of the time
- galentines day
- “you and The Women taught me that nothing is impossible!”
- the wildflower mural
- chris traeger finger guns
- toms smiley face
- those golden retriever puppies in the pawnee godesses episode

Locked Out // Calum Hood AU Smut

I’m on an AU kick right now okay??? I asked, you answered, and you shall receive. Here’s some straight up AU smut for you because you wanted it. I’m a little out of practice with writing smut but I don’t think this is that awful. Inspired by this post. Feedback is always awesome and requests are open so shoot me some messages! xoxo

Summary: You thought you were in for a casual night in, but your hot neighbor seems to have locked himself out of his apartment. In his underwear. And he’s knocking on your door asking to come in until the landlord answers his phone calls. And he’s in his underwear. In your apartment.

Warnings: This is straight up smut like don’t read if you’re a child okay thanks.

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