i look like a goat omg

harostar  asked:

Thirst over this, then. Headcanon that after the whole Sasako thing, Kaneki found he actually really enjoyed it. He totally owns a garter belt, and several different fashionable wigs, and browses fashion magazines when people aren't looking. Goat folks walk in one day to discuss business with him, and he's in the middle of getting ready to go out on the town. (Lingerie, and makeup, and he's picking out his outfit and wig for the night.)

Originally posted by skunkandburningtires

 UNO.exe has stoped working. YOU COME INTO MY INBOX AND YOU BRING ME MY TOP KEN KINK, LIKE I THINK I MIGHT GET A NOISE COMPLAINT OVER MY SCREAM. IM NOT JUST THIRSTY I AM DYING OF DEHYDRATION BECAUSE SASAKO STILL GOT ME SHOOK. BUT LIKE IMAGINE HIM IN HEELS AND THIGH HIGHS LIKE OMG HE’S SO PRETTY. THANK YOU FOR THIS I FEEL SO ALIVE

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Just look at these two ♥

anonymous asked:

Maybe this is just me but I think Hoya has such cute eyes 😭

omg at this point i don’t even care if people disagree with me bUT HOYA HAS THE CUTEST EYES OH MY GOD back then when dongwoo said hoya had eyes like goat poo i was kinda rly confused and didn’t know what he meant BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND like hoya’s eyes when he’s just looking regularly into space or something are really like kinda dull and dead and it kinda looks like he’s glaring 24/7 and his eyes are pretty small naturally so you don’t really get to see much bUT WHEN HE DOES THIS ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION, HIS EYES LIKE EXPAND AND THE LIGHT HITS ON IT PERFECTLY WHERE IT HAS THAT ONE SPARKLE LIKE YOU SEE IN ANIMES AND AS CHEESY AS THIS SOUNDS, YOU SEE A WHOLE DIFFERENT UNIVERSE IN HIS BEAUTIFUL DARK BROWN like goat poo EYES and it just really makes u melt bc they are literally so beautiful and it’s the purest and most innocent looking thing ever and i just think something about his eyes are so gentle and it just makes me think of him as a cute little fluffy puppy that i want to cuddle and never let go of 

Libra conversation with 2 Scorpio's
  • Scorpio 1: OMG *libras name* YOU LOOK LIKE A GOAT!!
  • Libra: No I don't!
  • Scorpio 2: Omg shit she does as well.
  • Libra: How!? *crosses arms*
  • Scorpio 1: *Scorpio 2* search goat pics now.
  • Scorpio 2: *takes out phone and Google searches pictures of goats.* *starts laughing*
  • *shows Scorpio 1 the phone*
  • Scorpio 1: *laughing* omg! *places phone next to Libra*look!
  • *they are all laughing together*
  • *Aries walks out of no where and looks at the phone*
  • Aries: What the hell.... Why are there - *shakes head and walks away*
  • Gemini: *walks out of no where* OMG THAT'S SUCH A CUTE GOAT! ... it looks like Libra...
  • het shippers: omG YOU CAN'T JUST ASSUME PEOPLE'S SEXUALITIES STOP SAYING THEY'RE GAY THAT'S INSULTING THERE'S NO PROOF
  • society: *literally always assumes everyone is heterosexual without any sort of proof and requires 6 powerpoint presentations, 3 ten page long essays, the sacrifice of a virgin goat, and the ultimate approval of ellen degeneres to even consider that someone might not be heterosexual*
  • me: *looks into the camera like I'm on the office*

my thought process while reading earlier today went something along the lines of…

“…los chupasangres del Palacio de Justicia, that’s like, blood something, i know i’ve seen chupar before i’m sure, lol hey it’s kinda like chupa chups (no come on that has nothing to do with it), i’m kinda understanding sth like ‘bloodsuckers’ i guess so maybe it means like ‘to suck’?? lol it looks sorta like the chupacabras haha i wonder if i can somehow make a pun abou-DOES CHUPACABRAS MEAN GOAT SUCKER OMG”

yes.

yes it does.