i look like a goat omg

tealey  asked:

hey love u probably have already gotten this request but if and when u get time could u write the apartment neighbor au for bts hyung line?? thanks a billion!! i love u and ur work so so much! 🌷💗

i got a couple requests for it, so here it is the hyung line x neighbor au!!
find the maknae line (here)

Namjoon 

  • lives like a recently graduated student,,,,,meaning he has barely any actual furniture in his house aside from bookshelves, a bed, and a desk
  • but namjoon likes the minimalist vibe,,,like he doesn’t need much just his essentials at his desk, maybe a couple signed photographs he’s hung up near his computer and dried flowers near the window
  • more than anything he likes having a lot of space to move around because he likes to walk in circles when he thinks and he doesn’t like it if he ends up like slipping on something or walking into a table 
  • plus the more furniture there is,,,,,,the more a safety hazard he is 
  • but one distinct thing about namjoon is i think he’d have a really good smelling apartment,,,,,,like he’d light candles because no matter what anyone says he’s a soft romantic at heart. like it’s deep down, but he is
  • has a habit of brushing his teeth at the morning sink and not in the bathroom because he falls asleep at his desk and not actually in his bed LOL
  • he’s the buildings library. if someone mentions that they’ve been meaning to buy a book namjoon probably already has it and will lend it to them,,,,,,,,,,,but he’s like “please,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bring it back”. he’s emotionally connected to his books
  • and everyone is like “he looks so smart and so,,,,,upright and stoic” when in reality namjoon is a clumsy guy who tries to hold steaming hot coffee, a philosophy anthology, a notebook, and some bread all at once and you can imagine how that ends (very. badly)
  • and in reality he wishes more of the neighbors would see him as a down-to-earth kind of guy,,,,but then like he’ll tower over them and have this apathetic look on his face and they’re like “oh,,,,,oh my ,,,,,” and he only realized later when he’s alone that “i should,,,,,,smile more shouldn’t i”
  • but you’ve never been put off by him, if anything you’ve always really admired how Intellectual he seems and when you talk to him you always feel like you learn so much
  • and you’re always like “namjoon, tell me a cool fact!!” and he’s like “well did you know aristotle thought he could tell if a goat was female or male depending on which way the wind was blowing” and you’re looking at him like ,,,,,,,,,,,,amazing and he’s just like sORRy,,,,,it’s not cool right but you’re like no omg every time you manage to surprise me it’s fantastic
  • and you and him get along,,,,namjoon is really grateful for you because you’re always telling the neighbors that he’s fun even if they think he’s kind of stuffy
  • and so you would consider yourself friends by most standards,,,,but how close well you’re not sure
  • but what you do know is one night you’re walking back home from a hangout with some friends and you’re alone and it’s dark and you can hear footsteps behind you and you look back and there’s,,,,,,some dude???? who you’ve never seen before
  • and he speeds up and passes by you with a smile and you’re like huh. weird
  • but then,,,,,,the next day you see him again. and this goes on for a couple of weeks and all your friends are like ‘dude you have a stalker you need to tell someone’ and you’re like not sure because he’s never,,,,,,like he’s never spoken or touched you
  • but it scares you ofc and you decide that you shouldn’t go out alone at night,,,,,,but it so happens that you’ve run out of toothpaste and you’re like grumbling about having to go down and walk the alley to the nearest convenience store
  • but you remember your stalker and you get kind of panicked,,,,,so you decide to see if namjoon can help
  • and when you tell him he’s like “of course ill go with you,,,,,,but,,,,,,im not intimidating at all” and you’re like “namjoon,,,,,i think you’re a sweet person but you’re like hitting six feet and have a jawline that could cut someone. i think,,,,,,,you’ll be really helpful” and namjoon kinda tilts his head and he’s like “some people have told me i give off a scary vibe”
  • and you’re like no no not scary,,,,,but im pretty sure people don’t want to mess with you and it’d just make me feel safe to have you there
  • and namjoon gets up and gets his keys and he’s like let’s go
  • and it’s chilly in the night air, but you and namjoon are talking about how your week has been when suddenly from the corner of your eye you see that freaky dude and you instinctively step closer to namjoon who reads the panic on your face
  • and he leans down and is like “is he here?” and you’re like “yeah,,,he’s over there by that building” and namjoon flicks his gaze over to see the guy staring you two down
  • and namjoon doesn’t like the way his eyes are glued to your figure even from far away and so namjoon decides he should do something before that creep gets any ideas
  • so he flings his arm around your shoulder, pulling a surprised you into his side and speaking a bit louder he goes “you came out without a jacket, yah as a good BOYFRIEND i should keep you close so you’ll be warm!”
  • and you look up at the word boyfriend, but namjoon is still glaring over at the stalker who instantly tenses at the word boyfriend and namjoons narrowed, pissed off gaze
  • and before you know it the guys turned the corner of the building and disappeared and namjoon safely gets you to and from the store
  •  and the whole elevator ride up he’s like “that guy is really weird, you should tell the police” but you’re like,,,,,,,,thinking about the warmth of namjoon’s broad chest,,,,,,and how,,,,,your heart almost melted when he called himself your boyfriend
  • and namjoon has to wave his hand in your face for a bit to get your attention and when you snap out of it he gives a soft laugh and he’s like “i was worried you went into shock.” and you’re like “ah,,,,,”
  • and he’s like “i really should accompany you more often, that guy was looking at you like some kind of animal i don’t want to let you go anywhere al-” and you’re like “i want that too, i want you to,,,,,” and you kind of clam up and namjoon is like hmm and you’re like under your breath you’re like “like,,,,,a boyfriend,,,,my actual boy,,,friend,,,,”
  • and you think he can’t hear you, but he does and his ears go pink and he’s like “ah- i ,,,,,i,,,,,,,,,,i can do that,,,,,” and you’re like wait really
  • and namjoon is like “this is going to sound really corny, but i didn’t want to let you go after pulling you into my arms. i guess you only feel that way with people you like?” and he smiles
  • that rare, beautiful smile and you like reach out and lightly take his hand and he feels your fingers lock and he’s like ,,,,,,,,,, and you’re like ,,,,,,,
  • but it’s cute you’re just standing there holding hands like two kids in love
  • also that stalker doesn’t even dare come around anymore. he accidentally ran into namjoon alone at the bus stop and namjoon ever so casually was like “you get near my s/o again and you won’t see the light of day. cough cough”

Yoongi

  • specifically asked for the basement apartment so he wouldn’t have any noisy neighbors and more than anything he likes having his apartment dimly lit. bright lights aren’t his things 
  • didn’t bother buying a tv, splurged on having a second monitor and good soundboard for when he makes music
  • spends a lot of his time sitting in his desk chair with his feet like pulled to his chest, chewing on the end of his pen and just thinking
  • unfinished cold coffee in really old mugs litter his kitchen, along with flyers for fast-food that he never throws out
  • has a pet cat named ‘clef’ after the sheet music symbol and who is slightly overweight and spends fifty percent of his time sitting on yoongi’s keyboard when yoongi is trying to work
  • sometimes he makes his bedroom into a dark room where he can make prints of the photographs he’s taken that he then hangs up on the walls,,,,but like two weeks later he gets sick of them and takes them down to replace with new ones
  • lives in comfy hoodies and basketball shorts and jimin comes over and is like “hyung, there’s no windows since we’re all the way down here - but you should go out and get some light!!! right clef?” and yoongi and his cat are both like,,,,,it’s ok. we’ll sit here in the dark we like it
  • clef likes to bury his cat toys in yoongi’s bed so when yoongi does sleep like in his actual bed he always finds some kind of stuffed mouse or a bundle of feathers under his pillow and he’s like “clef,,,,,,,,again?”
  • you’ve been bestfriends with yoongi for as long as you can remember and you’re not really his “neighbor” because you live like 5 floors above him but you hangout at his place whenever
  • and you also run errands for him because you know how busy he works so if clef needs cat food or yoongi needs human food you’re there for him if like jin or jimin can’t do it
  • when you do stop by most of the time you lay on the couch with clef purring on your stomach as you read a book and yoongi works on his music. stopping every now and then to play something for you and ask how it sounds,,,,,like you’re not high maintenance friends who need to blab about anything. you two are content in each others silent presence
  • but this is not the same,,,,,,for yoongi’s other friends. like jin gets his whole Leave me In Peace thing going on but jimin and taehyung and hoseok are all like “yoongi,,,,,,let’s get you a social life”
  • and yoongi is like “pass” but these three,,,,,,you can’t like,,,,,you can’t stop them
  • and so when yoongi calls you with a please save me you end up sitting in his living room squished between jimin and hoseok and yoongi is like “for hells sake i don’t want to go on a date with someone I DONT EVEN KNOW”
  • and taehyung is like “here hyung, borrow my tie it might be too big tho,,,” and yoongi is like “im not going. blind dates never work out”
  • and you’re like “guys, let him not go.” and they’re like “NO he needs to see the sun. talk to people. clef is not your significant other yoongi, that person is out there! waiting ! for ! you!” 
  • and yoongi grunts and falls back into his desk chair like “clef is fine. he understands me”
  • but as usual, three against one never works out great and somehow you end up watching yoongi walk down the street, pulling at his collar and grumbling as his friends shout that he’ll have tonight, they promise
  • and when yoongi looks back. dressed for the first time in actual dress pants and a dress shirt, hair slicked back you’re like,,,,,,,,holy shit my bestfriend is hot
  • but all he says is “take care of clef. ill be back soon”
  • and you sit in his apartment, clef nuzzling against your face as you think about all the time you’ve spent with yoongi, how well you know him, how well you guys get along without that much communication and you pick up clef and you’re like “meow if you think i like yoongi” and clef is like “meow” and you’re like “meow again if he likes me,,,,,,” and clef just sticks his tongue out and you’re like gfhbklsjfds but two minutes later you hear the gentle “meow” and you’re like,,,,,,,sighs,,,,,i should have told him when i had the chance
  • and yoongi gets home pretty late, like midnight and when you open the door he’s like “,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it was horrible”
  • and immediately like leans forward into your arms and you’re like !?!??! because he’s never been big on skinship and you’re like “yoongi?”
  • and he steps inside, pushing you gently backwards as he buries his head into your neck and he’s like “,,,,,,,peoplemfsoannoyingmf”
  • and you’re like “i can’t hear you???” and he let’s go, looking into your eyes and he’s like “people are so annoying.” and you kind of awkwardly chuckle like “yes i thought you knew this”
  • and he’s still looking at you, more intense than ever before and you’re like ????? and he’s like “not you though. you’re never,,,,,,,annoying. i want you around all the time.”
  • and you blink a bit, feeling your face heat up because like WHAT is he saying but yoongi just keeps looking, letting his fingers trail lightly down your cheek before he buries his face in your neck once again
  • and you’re like “yoongi,,,,,what does this mean?” and he whispers, letting his lips press to the skin of your collarbone and he’s like
  • “it means that i don’t need blind dates. i don’t need to find someone for me, i already,,,,,,,,,,i already have you,,,,,,,”

Jin 

  • home is where the heart is,,,,,,,,and the heart is most pleased by food so guess who has a mario themed rice cooker and pan set ? THIS BOY (jin. i mean jin) 
  • but yes of course he’s the grandmaster chef who all of bangtan adores to and goes running to when they all remember they could probably set their own apartments on fire if they as much as tried to boil water
  • but like,,,,,,jin doesn’t only keep bangtan Fed,,,,,,he’s always like @ his neighbors like “i baked some cookies. i made some chicken. i actually bought too much lettuce once so i decided to hell with it and made a 5 course meal for 16 people you want to come over and have dinner with me?”
  • an actual angel is what im trying to get at here
  • but also an actual DORK his bedroom is just a bed full of mario plushies and he spends half of his days off laying upside down off his bed playing games on his phone like an actual child
  • like the most grown up thing about him is yes he can cook and actually has a first-aid kit and learned how to fix his fire alarm
  • but everything else is just,,,,,,,,,,him being as cozy as possible under his mario blanket in his mario pajamas playing a mario game on his old as hell gameboy that he begged the guy at the gamestop to fix for an obscene amount of money
  • like i don’t think jin goes out of his way to try and decorate his place or cater to an aesthetic, like his kitchen is stocked full of supplies and food and he has a stainless steal oven
  • but other than that it’s just,,,,,,,,,mario toys and a big sofa for him to enjoy said games and food on
  • he hates crumbs though. like taehyung came over and used his computer and the crumbs that go inbetween the keyboard literally made jin want to strangle him
  • oh how could i forgot: pink bath curtains 
  • and you don’t know him all that well, just that he’s unbelievably gorgeous and sweet and has a really loud laugh that you heard from an open window once and that you swore was the cutest thing in the world like how could someone laugh like that??? what purity
  • anyway you wish you could be his friend,,,he seems so positive and happy but you’re like ,,,,,,,,, he isn’t interested
  • until you get a knock on your door and it’s ???? jin and he’s like “heY do you know anything about acting?” and you’re like “i watch dramas?” and he’s like “good enough, i need some help”
  • and you let him in and you’re a bit confused but jin just sits on your carpet and hands you what looks like a script and he’s like i just graduated with an acting major and got a minor role for a friends performance,,,,,,,do you think you could read through the lines with me
  • and in your head you’re like,,,,,,,why ask me of all people
  • and jin like he basically can read your mind is like “i was going to ask namjoon to help me, but he couldn’t stop stuttering over the first three lines and i almost died,,,,,,sorry if this is random!!”
  • and you’re like no no it’s fine and so you look down at the script and your eyes nearly fall out because the first stage cue is literally ‘get on top of him’
  • and jin opens his arms and is like ‘come here so we can get in position’ and you’re like EXCUSE ME but you’re also like,,,,,,,he needs help he just graduated lsadfgjlefkt
  • so you like scoot a bit closer to him and jin is like “i know this is horribly awkward, but im gonna lay down and you can just like,,,,,pretend you’re doing a push up over me”
  • and you’re like ,,,,,,what in gods name,,,,,,,,,,,,but he’s so handsome and nice and you’re like let me try to do this and not DIE
  • but when you like put your hand on either side of his head and like try to keep yourself up you look down and there,,,,,is jin’s beautiful face and he’s like “this is a good workout”
  • and you can’t like you can’t help but burst into laughter and your arms go weak and you manage to like not fall onto him but like roll off onto the side and jin is like “pleASE,,,,i need to get through these lines” and you’re like “i can’t im sorry” and he’s like ;;;;;;; it’s ok i understand how this is like,,,,,,,,,,so weird
  • and you’re like “how about i just read through them with you”
  • and jin says that he’s thankful you haven’t kicked him out of your apartment yet for asking for something so crazy,,,,but you’re just blushing and trying to laugh it off 
  • and you get through the script but jin stops before a kiss scene and is like “thank you i think you really helped”
  • and you’re like “,,,,,,,i hope the performance goes well” and jin gives you his gummy smile that makes your heart skip a beat and he’s like “i do too”
  • but before he leaves he’s like “im sorry again,,,,,about the whole do a push up above me thing,,,,” and you’re like ,,,,,,,,, covering your face because you two were so close but it was so,,,,,,,so ,,,,,, funny
  • and he’s like “it’s gonna be hard not to think of you when i do that on stage though,,,,,,” and you’re like huh and he’s like “you looked so cute trying to hard, i really am sorry”
  • and your face heats up again because ok you were embarrassed before from the Situation and now he’s just being really Cheesy but like you’re loving every moment of it
  • and jin catches himself and is like “you probably think im weird, ill go” but you’re like “,,,,,,,,,,no it wasn’t bad it was fun”
  • and jin perks up and he’s like “does that mean i can come and ask for your help again??” and you’re like “s-s-ure,,,,” and jin is like !!!!!!! “thank you so much ill be sure to bring some food as a gift next time too, see you then!”
  • and you close the door and have to like steady your breathing and you’re like he’s so cute whilst jin is just like,,,,,,,,standing in front of his apartment with his head pressed against the door and he’s like ‘i made a fool out of myself,,,,,,,,,but i think they like me??’

Hoseok

  • best neighbor award??? it is he 
  • the person who carries your sick grandma up the stairs, the person who entertains your kids if you have to run and check if you didn’t double park, the person who tells creeps to piss off if they start whistling at high school girls, and the person who you find telling others that he’s really grateful for being alive on this day
  • just like,,,,,he’s such a positive force it’s amazing
  • dances while brushing his teeth, dances while making eggs, dances while checking the weather, dances while locking up his door
  • you can usually find him with headphones in his ears and he rides his bike just about everywhere,,,,,,,and like
  • when it’s summer the tanktops come out and it’s a Blessing upon as all
  • he is the type to own like an inflatable pool that he drags out into courtyard when it’s super hot and at first it’s just for him but then all the kids come out and their parents and of course peoples dogs
  • and he probably just started a block party without even trying
  • likes to keep his place pretty clean, but he really likes the color red. like i see him having a lot of it in his home because it’s so loud and kinda sexy,,,,,,,,,,,,like him what no i didn’t say that
  • always has fresh fruits on his kitchen table because he’s conscious of what he eats as he’s an athletic person
  • and if like taehyung or jungkook spends the night he’s like “Eat breakfast. It is so important. The most important.”
  • drys his laundry by himself on his balcony but once he noticed his jeans went missing and he was like ????? there’s a thief in my house i need to find him
  • turns out they just fell down onto the floor below,,,,,,and he Overreacted LOL
  • cannot kill bugs. has to call over jin 
  • and hoseok is always helping people you know it’s in his nature like when he sees you one afternoon struggling with your groceries, he bikes over and is like “give me your bags!!” and piles them onto his handlebars and he’s like “hop on, ill give you a ride”
  • and at first you’re like hdglfvsd um how????? and he’s like “stand on the back of my bike” and you’re like “i think that’s too muc-”
  • but hoseok is shaking his head like “no no no i can handle it, come on”
  • and you try to balance yourself and he’s like “put your hands on my shoulders!!” and when you do you’re like oh,,,they’re big,,,,,
  • and he’s like “ok let’s go!”
  • and he manages to go really fast even with you and all your groceries 
  • and once you get to your building you get off and hoseok laughs a little and you’re like ?????
  • and he leans over and is like “the wind got to your hair!!!! let me fix it-”
  • and he gets so close that you can smell this kind of ,,,,,, slight cologne off of him and you’re like shouldn’t he be sweaty????? but he’s like fine 
  • and his fingers gently brush your hair back into place
  • and he’s like “we live across from each other, so let me carry your bags all the way!” and you’re like “hoseok, no you have to carry your bike let me-”
  • but he’s insistent and so are you
  • and you’re bickering back and forth over whose going to get a hand on the bags
  • and some old ladies pass by like “oh, young love always playfully getting on each others nerves”
  • and hoseok and you both stop like,,,,young,,,,,,,,,,,,,,love
  • but you’re just like UM,,,,,give me the bags
  • and hoseok is like “ill carry them. if you try to grab them, ill-”
  • and he pauses and you’re like ?????? you’ll what
  • and he’s like “i’ll,,,,,,,,,,,,,i’ll kiss you that’s what!”
  • and you’re like PFFT what are we in the 3rd grade and you reach over to get the bag, but hoseok is the faster person here and he puts his hand behind his back and tilts his face just in time to press his lips to your cheek
  • and when he pulls back you’re both wide eyed because oh my god ,,,,,he did it,,,,,,,,
  • and hoseok is screaming in his head like: OH MY GOD I DID IT
  • and you’re like “,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i,,,,,”
  • and he’s like “im so-”
  • but then you move forward and grab the bags from his startled hands and you’re like “got them!” and he’s like dhgkszds you,,,,,,,,,
  • and you’re like “well - aren’t you going to kiss me for real REAL this time??”
  • and hoseok is like “wELL Do YOU WANT ME TO?”
  • and you’re like “YOU SAID YOU WOULD”
  • like actual children you two
  • but hoseok finally is like ok. since you asked
  • and you feel his lips against yours,,,,,,,so suddenly that you almost lose a grip of yourself and fall backwards
  • and when he pulls away he grabs the bags back from your hands and he’s like “AHA”
  • and you’re like touching your lips and you’re like,,,,,,,,,
  • it’s silent for a bit but you’re like
  • “hoseok,,,,,,,,,” and he’s like “yes?” and you’re like “i have a feeling we’re gonna kiss again” and he’s like “don’t bother stealing the bags im really carrying them the whole way up-”
  • but you just shake your head and you’re like “no,,,,i mean we’ll kiss again after we get upstairs”
  • and hoseok gets a little red in the face, but boy the whole elevator ride up he’s practically jogging in place
  • because the minute you open the door the bags are forgotten in the hall and hoseok is like “really? do you want to do this?”
  • and his body is against yours, as you’re moving slowly toward your sofa and you’re like “yes, seriously just kiss me again!!!” 

Thoughts I had during the Goatman ep

  • Shane’s legs look really good in those jeans?? Where did he get them
  • Ryan is such a NERD I love him so much he owns my entire heart
  • Shane quit messin with my boy omg
  • “Horny boys” dhaiaoapsgdha SHANE NO
  • Why do they both look so good this episode
  • “You feel that Goatman Energy? You feel those Goat Vibes?”
  • Please someone put “I disrespect your bridge, Goatman!” On a tshirt
  • Shane is also a giant nerd
  • I hope the Goatman pushes Shane off the bridge and into the water. Both for proof and also bc he deserves to get pushed into the water.
  • AW NO NOT THE KITTIES
  • Car sale noodle Shane
  • *bush moves* oh shit y'all got goats
  • THAT SCREAM SOUNDED LIKE “NO” S H I T
  • That second “scream” ain’t sounded like shit
  • That was definitely a “fuck” oml ME AS A DEMON
  • O shit the snapping twig
  • “Steve is my dad’s name” RYAN IS A DEMON #CONFIRMED #EXPOSEHIM
  • The spirit box returns, get ready for Ryan to shit his pants y'all and to hear a bunch of mumbling
  • It literally sounds like they’re losing signal on the spirit box…,, Ryan I love you and I believe in ghosts but it sounds like it’s just dropping channels
  • OUJIA F U C K
  • I should start getting dressed bc I’ve gotta go out after this is done but I don’t wanna miss Oujia
  • I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM YOUR NAME
  • “There’s your front door, Steve.’
  • Shyan bridge
  • That was… anticlimactic?
  • "Jesus Christ sir” RYAN NO DON’T CALL SHANE “SIR” PPL ARE GONNA LOSE THEIR SHIT
BTS Reactions~ Walking in on you dressing:

Jin:

“Hey Y/N! It’s time for dinner-” he opened the door, to see you stood there, half dressed. He couldn’t stop staring at you, and his face went redder the longer he did.

You quickly grabbed a random shirt from the floor to cover your chest and squealed a little.

“JIN! WHAT THE HELL?!”

He then realised he was still staring, and so closed the door, standing out in the hallway.

“Y/N! FORGIVE ME PLEASE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” he shouted at the top of his lungs, before running away to the living room.

“Woah what happened over there?” Namjoon asked.

“… nothing!” He blushed before sitting down at the table. You walked out for dinner, cheeks dusted pink. You both didn’t talk all night but Jin was thinking about you every moment.

Suga:

“So I finally finished those lyrics for the album and I’d like an opinion on one of the line-”

His head drifted upwards from his phone, as he didn’t realize he had walked into your room, right after you had just had a shower. You picked up your towel, to cover yourself, as you both stared at each other, going red.

“I’m going to leave and we’ll pretend this never happened.” He said, backing out of your room.

“Agreed.” You said, and he closed the door calmly.

While his outside position and face were calm, his head was not- he was internally screaming. He made his way to the balcony and shut the door behind him. Then he just screamed, J-HOPEEEEEE style:

“Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”

J-Hope:

Playing girl group songs on his phone, he was dancing around the house.

“Yassss Y/N dance with me-”

You screamed. He screamed. He slammed the door behind him.

“Y/N WHY WEREN’T YOU WEARING CLOTHES?!”

“I WAS GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER! YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED!”

He was so full of emotions, and crumbled into a ball on the floor in the hallway. His mind kept racing over the thought of you naked, and it was tearing him apart.

“IM SO SORRY Y/N!”

RapMon:

“So my new Ryan plushie came in the mail! Wanna see me inbox it- sHIT!”

He ran out of the room, his box in his hands, as fast as the speed of light. He ran to his room, flopped onto his bed.

“Fuck my life what am i gonna say how am i gonna apologize-”

“Joon? You okay in there?” you said from outside his room, after you got dressed fully.

“yES i’M 110% a-OkAY yEp  tHAtS mE I’m oNE cHill gUy tOtaLly fiNe why do you ask?”

Jimin:

“I’m back from the fansign-” you were standing in the living room, changing your sweatpants to jeans when you walked in on you.

“JIMIN! STOP LOOKiNG.”

“OH YEAH RIGHT SORRY.”

You both wouldn’t talk for ages, but kept having awkward eye contact to the point that you’d leave the room halfway through a meal just to escape.

“What was that about?” Tae asked, stuffing more kimchi in his mouth.

“Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all.” he’d blush.

V:

“Hello hello, hello hello, tell me you want right now! Hello hello, hello hello, I’mma give it to you girl right now-”

He paused his singing, as he’d just realized he wandered into your room, and you were in your underwear. He just stood there, mid-shock, blushing like crazy.

“I’ll tell you what I want right now: for you to gET THE HELL OUT MY ROOM!”

He ran to his room, and couldn’t stop his heavy breathing. After all, he’d just seen you practically naked. Sure, it wasn’t how he wanted it to happen, and he was probably in your bad books now, but he still considered himself lucky as all hell.

Jungkook:

“We don’t talk anymore, like we used to dooo- OH MY FRAZZLES”

“HOLY MOTHER OF GOATS!”

“WHY ME”

He screamed as he left your room, after seeing literally just the side of your bra.

“Jungkook? Kookie?” You called out, but no response.

Hidden under his bed, he was cradling his legs.

How can i look her in the eyes ever again she’ll never love me i hate myself why why why me

~but imagine this scenario with ur bias actually happing tho oMG

Half of what I do in Stardew Valley is ‘accidentally watering things that I wasn’t supposed to water’, including things like 

  • the dog. Every. Damn. Morning. (in this screenshot it was on purpose though - the dog was looking sad so I watered it in the hopes that it might like playing with splashing water? It didn’t work.)
  • the bed (’AHAHAHA I GUESS I WET THE BED THEN’)
  • the mailbox
  • assorted people & farm animals
  • the same crop. Three times in a row. (’I CLICKED ON THE OTHER ONE. THE OTHER ONE OMG. NO!’)
so i saw hamilton

possibly the best experience of my life and i have a few words

• the chicago cast is amazing
• each actor’s little spin on their character is so charming and perfectly done
• john and alex touch a lot
• like whenever they’re near each other
• definitely not straight i’m telling u
• eliza is a little nerd i love her
• alex is such a Bro™ but also a total dork im love
• and john laurens like what a voice on this man omg
• washington has legs for dayyys
• like he’s 90% leg and he works it
• should be a model tbh
• peggy is adorably grumpy but oh man is maria hot
• like damn i was sweating in say no to this
• i’m gay
• james fucking madison was amazing
• sick little goat man i’m telling u
• i dare say jefferson rocks the purple velvet
• also he rocks just about everything i was shook
• the choreography was so fantastic i don’t k ow how they do it
• omg king george
• he’s a blast
• the whole theatre was howling with laughter every time he came on stage
• karen olivo as angelica slayed me
• i cried in helpless
• burr can eyeroll like no other
• he’s The Most done
• the rev. set honestly just look like they’re having the best time all the time

So I was thinking earlier about how I’d do Underswap Asgore. He’s in his late 50′s so that’s why he’s wearing the glasses and the slippers. He’d most likely play a game of catch with you. He lives alone in the ruins, gardens, and reads the paper.

If I knew how to make battle sprites I would’ve made one of those too for him.

If you want to you can throw me your headcanons as to how you’d think he’d act as I didn’t provide much.

Update: I fixed the sprite a bit and made it better. I gave him a more fuller moustache too. There are also two versions to see what he looks like with and without slippers. (probably the hardest part of the sprite ngl)

Ok but now the Goat members will definitely notice something changed about Kaneki and Touka. I mean they both come back, Kaneki’s wearing Touka ring around his neck… I’m sure Ayato and Yomo will recognize it lmao I can’t wait to see their faces

anonymous asked:

I feel like I've been on a snailpaced journey for weeks to physically get Kaneki from point A - the sewage pipe, to point B - his room where he'll hopefully meet Touka. It's like he poses, jumps down, makes speech, walks away, takes shower, makes speech in shower, walks again and meanwhile weeks have passed for me and he still not home LOL I'll feel so weird if they still not meet next week. This is what happens when you get spoiled LMAO

“makes speech in shower” omg 😂😂

the good thing about this is that there was a big time skip, so imagine aaaaall the possibilities, all the headcanons within this time gap. I’m actually looking forward to writing about that. Like, they have definitely seen each other and had moments with each other(i hope so)? but… where? how? I feel like Nishiki&Tsukiyama kinda know/suspect. I also imagine Kaneki having some time with Touka at night after a busy day, and she’s like holding him or both just talking about what they did throughout the day, and she’s like that moment in where he doesn’t really have to talk about goat and everything, he can relax and distract himself even for a few minutes (i wonder if they ever shower together sometimes omg)

@luffik replied to your post: A Peek at the Food of Terratus.

OMG this is super impressive and I got hungry while reading it :D Like, really, I’m floored that you caught all these *delicious* details! But omg no, Lantry, you’re a bird mom, do not betray your pheasant children XDDD

Aww thanks, looking for all these little details was and is reload hell trying to find references to food and other things I’m keeping an eye out for.

As for birb mom Lantry… 

Going from my headcanon that the Sages ate a hella ton of goat to match how many hides they turned into vellum, I imagine Lantry would gladly eat anything that wasn’t goat. :’D (messenger bird squab is probably still on the no-no list though)

anonymous asked:

Omg yes! I hate how desperate Camila looks when it comes to Niall. She's always like "I'd love to collab with him" I mean I understand that she's in love with him cause EVERYONE is but honey.. We don't want your whiny baby voice on Niall's record and he's too good for yours. I laughed so hard when he friendzoned her ass last night hahahaha

more like goat voice plss… im sorry but shes terrible and niall would neeeveer

anonymous asked:

Omg cor ch 72 just came out on YJ site and i just realized that kaneki was actually holding a book on the cover! Not sure if it was the black goat's egg tho

You’re right!! :O

That definitely looks like the same front cover of the Black Goat’s Egg we’ve seen here:

Considering the book’s theme of the Son recognising the same dark impulses of the Mother budding inside himself that’s… mildly concerning that he’s finally picked up the book instead of leaving it discarded on the floor. Does this mean he’s embracing his role as the Egg or Child of the Black Goat?

Libra conversation with 2 Scorpio's
  • Scorpio 1: OMG *libras name* YOU LOOK LIKE A GOAT!!
  • Libra: No I don't!
  • Scorpio 2: Omg shit she does as well.
  • Libra: How!? *crosses arms*
  • Scorpio 1: *Scorpio 2* search goat pics now.
  • Scorpio 2: *takes out phone and Google searches pictures of goats.* *starts laughing*
  • *shows Scorpio 1 the phone*
  • Scorpio 1: *laughing* omg! *places phone next to Libra*look!
  • *they are all laughing together*
  • *Aries walks out of no where and looks at the phone*
  • Aries: What the hell.... Why are there - *shakes head and walks away*
  • Gemini: *walks out of no where* OMG THAT'S SUCH A CUTE GOAT! ... it looks like Libra...

anonymous asked:

What killed me in that walking video was she tried to act like she didn't see the camera and then she looks up and I guess he moved the camera to the ones behind them and she was just acting like yeah my man is claiming me. I died side note val is so lame omg 🙄🙄😂😂😂

This relationship would make the best reality show. Might even rival LHH or KUWTK……Can’t lie,that show is GOAT😂😂😂

-throws this in your general direction- so, I doodled you another thing cause I really like your characters and I would like to take this moment to say that I love your art to bits advghdvhsaj- you’re a swell person thank you and goodnight - @lavalamp-of-epicness

BUCK’S MY FAVOURITE DISNEY PRINCESS

anonymous asked:

Is Frisk still a boss monster? (since they kinda look like powerful goat boss monster) also omg I love the way they look to cute for this world!

Thats up in the air at the moment! I did think about making them a boss monster but then I realised that Frisk wouldn’t age normally since their biological parents aren’t around and I’m pretty sure adoption doesn’t count.

If anyone has suggestions feel free to throw them my way

also cutie frisk for anon

-Woof

anonymous asked:

I kinda missed the boat bout this goat hubbub. Care to explain?

GLADLY.

SO ONCE UPON A TIME, A NOBLE ANON ASKED FOR MY BROTHER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE AND I OFFERED TO SELL HIM FOR TWO GOAT

THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND WHEN I RECEIVED A LOT OF GOAT OFFERS
FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE, AND I MADE IT WORSE WHEN I SUGGESTED THAT I JUST CHOPPED MY BROTHER INTO PIECES AND THAT TOP BID GETS FIRST PICK

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This was right after Wagamamas (I ate so much that I pretty much just wished for the sweet release of death, so full.x_x) We were just tryna get a picture with all the pretty Christmas stuff in the background but there were these gross chavvy girls who were screaming and throwing McDonalds and bits of paper and shop catalogues all over the place and they came like charging/waddling over to us and started literally screeching “TAKE A PICTURE OF ME I’M A LIVING DOLL TOO” and we were like um… what…?? so we were like right yeah lets just leave, then the big gross ring leader went like charging after Jake (who had the camera) and it looked like she was about to grab either my camera or him and I kinda got between them and was like “Don’t fucking even.” and she went ballistic and was like “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE UGLY BITCH” blah blah and it was just like omg go away you look like something that lives under a bridge and eats goats had a baby with a potato. We just left asap, I hate when people try to ruin lovely days out.>:C