i look good today too ;~;

list of quotes from my honors class i just finished taking

  • “you can’t sin when you’re dead”- me
  • “you wanna make the devil your bitch”- the professor
  • “sleep is just death without commitment”-peggy, a classmate
  • i don’t think angels have a lot of bling”-the professor
  • “Death is a lesbian”-me
  • “like someone shrinky-dinked the skin”-peggy
  • “do we have our list of grievances done?”-me
  • “can anyone top the prostitution ring?”-me
  • “well first you have to die”-me
  • “he’s like a Donald Trump talking at you for four hours until you finally think he has a point”-the professor
  • “what else is a magical number?” “Eternity”-the professor and peggy
  • “…at least awkward and probably problematic”-the professor
  • “#NotAllHauntings”-peggy
  • “The trick is not to kill your party, but to destroy their loot”-the professor, giving DMing advice
  • “You will give me an answer”-the professor, miming a jedi mind trick. happened multiple times that lesson
  • “first that, then Jar-jar”-the professor discussing midoclorians
  • “the Hulk should be the new spokesperson for recycling.”- the professor
  • “not gonna be graded on superhero knowledge. are we?”-me. we weren’t
  • “What would Beowolf do? Wait, don’t be like Beowolf!” -the professor, adding the second part rather hurriedly imo
  • “android is a flavour of robot” the prof
  • “i have a spongebob squarepants state of mind today!” -the professor, far too perkily for how early in the morning it was
  • “that’s a barrel full of worms”- peggy
  • “you are what you eat” “in that case, i’m a bunch of noodles” -the professor and peggy
  • “pain and suffering? sounds good!”
  • “what’s the problem with AI?” “it makes for horrible insurance rates” -the professor and peggy
  • “my brain feels like soup…” kristen, another classmate
  • “that sounds like math. is it math?”
  • honorable mention to the look of physical pain that crossed the professor’s face everytime one of us mentioned my immortal

this is actually over a year old now, but it was hanging around in my drafts and i love it

kittyfacelawl  asked:

Hey so I have another desus prompt for you lol. How about one where Jesus comes out to Daryl directly, sort of? Like he's already out to Maggie we don't know if Daryl's aware of it yet. Anyway how about their on a run together and just talking casually and Jesus mentions an ex bf of his and Daryl kinda just nods it off but then asks him how he knew he was gay, and then a subtle tiny hint that Daryl is gay too but still in the closet. If it's not too much to ask. Thanks in advanced! ❤️

instead of an ex-boyfriend i did something slightly diff, hope you like it x


It was a very slow day for them. 

Daryl was already not much of a talker, but normally when they got into situations that involved a lot of thinking or physical activity, Daryl and Paul made a good team. Today though, the sun was hot and uncomfortable, there were no walkers or animals or people around, so it was just them, continuing to walk through the forest, waiting for something to happen. 

“Slim pickings.” Paul muttered.

Daryl looked over at him, raising his eyebrow. “Hm?” he asked. Paul sent him a soft smile–a habitual reaction now, because he found as he got to know Daryl, it was very hard not to smile at him. 

“Today. There’s nothing.”

“Might be too hot,” Daryl pointed out, fixing his crossbow. “Animals might be stayin’ in the shade today.”

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Imagine #7 - Lights Out [Ellington]

You and Ellington desperately needed to go grocery shopping. He was actually supposed go to alone but dragged you along, saying it would be more fun.

“Are you ready for todays super fun adventure of spending money in a jungle of shelves that reach to the ceiling and are filled with all kinds of goods and other fun stuff?” Ellington asked all excitedly as he pulled into a parking spot at the grocery store.

You gave him a look. “You’re such a dork, you know that?”

“Yes, I do,” he saluted and got out of the car. You followed suit, laughing at the best friend of yours who had temporarily moved in with you not too long ago. He was actually just supposed to crash for a bit but then he stayed longer, none of you having a problem with that.

“What else do we need?” you asked after dropping a package of pasta into the cart you were pushing around. There was no answer from the brunette that had been next to you just seconds ago. You turned around, Ellington nowhere in sight.

Suddenly, all the lights were out, leaving you standing in a pitch dark store. Darkness wasn’t a problem per se but that was only as long as you had some kind of orientation or someone you trusted by your side. Unfortunately, you had neither in that moment, making you feel really uncomfortable.

“Ellington?!” you called, feeling panic slowly begin to rise in your body.

Your hands were clutching onto the cart tightly, it being the only thing giving you a bit of security in that moment. All of the sudden, arms wrapped around you from behind, taking you completely off guard. You let out a small scream as every muscle in your body tensed up, leaving you in an almost paralyzed state.

“(Y/N), it’s me,” the voice you were most likely never as glad to hear as in that very moment said behind you. Slowly regaining control over your body, you turned around and saw your best friend standing right in front of you, the flashlight of his phone turned on. It was illuminating parts of the aisle around you in a dim light, making you feel less anxious in an instant. You quickly wrapped your arms around him, hugging him tight.

Ellington held you close, letting you bury your head into his chest. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I came as soon as I could.” Being friends with you for quite some time now, he knew you weren’t that fond of darkness, especially in places you didn’t know like the back of your hand.

“It’s okay,” you said, still a little shaken up but slowly calming down again.

Just a few minutes later, all customers were instructed to leave the store as it apparently would take a longer time to get the power back on. All carts were supposed to be left where they were as well.

“Do you have everything?” Ellington asked after directing his phone into the cart so you could find your bag.

“Yeah, thanks.”

With Ellington lighting the way back, the two of you made your way back to the front of the store in no time. Employees were handing out coupons in compensation for the inconvenience and apologized, when really there was nothing they could’ve done to prevent it from happening. Who would’ve ever thought that a store was having a complete power outage, leaving it in complete darkness, anyways? And all of that without any signs of a thunderstorm or something else that could cause something like that?

Once back in the car, you let out a deep breath. Ellington chuckled.

“Was that the super fun adventure you were speaking of earlier?” you asked, giving him a look.

He shook his head and pulled out of the parking spot since you now had to drive to another store to get your groceries. “No, but this was definitely a new experience, don’t you think?”

You rolled your eyes. “Yes, an experience I could’ve gladly lived without.”  

“Ready for round two?” he laughed once he parked at the next store.

“I really hope this is not a repetition of what just happened because I cannot handle that another time just now. But what are the odds of this happening again, right? Oh, and you’re gonna stay with me, just in case,” you decided, more afraid of that whole scenario happening again than you would like to admit.

The second attempt to buy all the things you needed was fortunately successful. You were more than happy that there were no power outages, accidents or whatsoever. You were sure that after just a little while you would be able to laugh it off.

“That was quite an adventurous day, if you ask me,” Ellington noted as you were sitting on the couch, watching a movie after putting everything from your shopping trip away.

“Yeah,” you agreed before eyeing him with a playful glare. “Count on you to experience the weirdest stuff ever while doing the most normal things in the world.”

anonymous asked:

I have a bad feeling that we're going to kill a lot of elves in the next game :(

But aren’t you looking forward to more ‘the oppressed are responsible for their own oppression #GreyMoraiity ‘gotchas! 

Because boy, I sure am! 

I can’t wait to see how wrong the dalish are and how right Solas has always been! 

[Sarcasm]


But yeah, it’s….not a good look. In fact, it’s a really bad look and I’m not feeling it all.


I spoke about some of my worries a while ago and my fears are still relevant today:

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And there’s also a short less involved post here:

LINK 

I can’t think of anything else I could say about that but in short, I feel you :(

Knowing Weekes and the writers at Bioware, they’ll not only have us fight the elves who are, for some reason, helping Solas reset thedas–but also the groups fighting against them because they’re ‘too extreme’ or some other arbitary reason, and we some benevolent neutral party or something like that.

ATTENTION! NEW STORY LINE

Today I’m starting the first queue of the NEW STORYLINE ON THIS BLOG! A lot of you agreed with me that things went WAY too fast originally so I have a plan to make things take time and I’ve got A LOT of good ideas.

So here’s some facts about the story line:

-The old story line will still be present on the blog and you can look at it as much as you want! Let’s just say it was an alternate universe of sorts!

-I’m beginning the plot with them all at their homes before the garrison! or at least my (and @motherfluffinstarboy‘s) headcanons about what home lives would be like before the garrison. I feel like this is a really good way to extend the story a little.

-They will move in together into the castle of lions! I’ll probably only play a day or so for each of them at their original homes, but it’ll be about a week of queues.

-In all likelihood: ships will be the same! Plance, Sheith, and probably some Mallura because accidentally started shipping that.

-They are all going to start as teenagers (5 teenagers am I right)

-If you have any questions feel free to ask!!! and thanks for all of you for sticky with me!

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MIKAEL IS GONNA GET A JOB

ELIAS: Now we’re on our way to.. Hey, guys! Where are we going? Expericon! That’s where Mikael is going to a job interview.

MIKAEL: Yeah

[BROKE FUCKER]

ELIAS: Or he’s a black fucker. You’ll never get a job, bro. They’re scared of terrorism. It’s true! You’ll never get a job, man.

YOUSEF: I’m gonna give you a few tips.

ELIAS: Watch out, watch out, watch out! Look at them!

ADAM: Oh, look at me, my name is Yousef and I know everything about getting a job because I work in a kindergarten. The only reason I got a job there is because my aunt used to work there and that’s why I’m gonna give you all the tips on going to a job interview. The most important part of getting a job is not to use your foreign last name. Your name isn’t Boukhal, today your name is Øverlie.

MUTASIM: Look at the old guy with the grey jacket.

ADAM: Yeah, guys, let’s cross the road. Now we’re done.

ELIAS: Did he give you any good tips?

MIKAEL: Shut up! None of you have a job either.

MUTASIM: You’re too poor!

MIKAEL: Because yours truly, Mikael, is going to a job interview, I thought I’d give you some advice.

[Tips to get the job]

ELIAS: The first advice is: get a haircut before you go. Don’t have as long hair as this guy. Take off your hood!

MUTASIM: Remember, just lie. Lie the entire time. Don’t be yourself.

ADAM: First of all, you have to be full. Don’t use your real name in the application if you’re a foreigner. Get a new name or you won’t get a job in Norway.

ELIAS: Where the fuck are we? We’re just walking and walking and walking..

MIKAEL: I think we’re going the right way.

ELIAS: Excuse me! DO you know where Expericon is?

[We found you]

ELIAS: We wish this cutie, Mikael, good luck on his interview.

ADAM: Good luck.

MUTASIM: Group shake!

ELIAS: Put it down, put it down.

MUTASIM: You’re just messing around!

MIKAEL: Five, six, seven, eight.

ELIAS: Talk to you later!

ADAM: Now, Mikael is at his job interview.

ELIAS: Stop banging! Maybe people are sleeping.

ADAM: He’s been in there for a long time. Guys! There he is!

ELIAS: Quick! Say it to the camera! How was it? What did they say? Talk!

MIKAEL: I don’t think I’ll get it.. Because I think we’re at the wrong building.

ELIAS: Huh?

MIKAEL: I think it’s in Drammen.

MUTASIM: Fucking hell!

ELIAS: Why were you gone for such a long time then, bro?

MIKAEL: I was walking around, looking for the guy I was supposed to meet.

ADAM: For half an hour?

MIKAEL: Yeah, man!

ELIAS: There you have it! An example of idiocy! That’s all for today.

YOUSEF: Good bye!

ELIAS: Talk to you later!

when you fuck up his lovely face..


SKAM S04E04 Clip 4 - The Best Of Islam

NOORA: What is this again? We’re here for my sake?
SANA: Yes, of course we’re here for your sake.
NOORA: Just to look at muslim boys and stuff.
SANA: Aren’t you tired of white boys now? I thought we had to get out, meet new types of people, see that there’s plenty of fish in the sea. You know what I mean?
NOORA: But you said muslim boys just use Norwegian girls.
SANA: It’s good that you’re converting to Islam, then.
NOORA: Don’t turn around now, okay? But are those boys looking at us?
SANA: How shouldl I see if they’re looking at us if I can’t turn around?
NOORA: Oh my God, they’re coming over!
SANA: Stay cool.
NOORA: Stay cool? I’m really fuckign cool! Hi there!
SANA: Hi!
NOORA: Hi.
BOY1: Can we sit here?
SANA AND NOORA: Yes, of course.
JONAS: It’s okay? Great!
SANA: Sit down!
NOORA: Hi! Yes, hi.
ALI: Ali.
NOORA: Noora.
ALI: Nice to meet you.
NOORA: Noora, it’s a pleasure.
SANA: Sana, it’s a pleasure.
ALI: Ali, it’s a pleasure.
JONAS: Jonas. It was sana?
SANA: Yes.

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where the lines overlap (m)

Originally posted by kths

jimin x reader red strings of fate soulmates! au

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rated m for dirty talk, creampie kink, idk i just wanted to write a jimin soulmate au but whoops my finger slipped?? :/

recommended music: where the lines overlap by paramore! it’s my favourite paramore song EVER :)

Summary: there’s an ancient Chinese folklore of the red strings of fate that connect one person to another. These two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, and the magical, invisible thread may tangle or stretch, but it will never sever. You’ve never believed in these mystical threads of fate like everyone else, but one day you suddenly gain the ability to see the threads connecting the people around you.


The door slams shut, jolting you out of your peaceful reverie. If it had been anyone else, you’d be beyond annoyed to be interrupted while doing your weekly readings, but not when it’s him. The person in question knocks gently on your door before peeking his head in, strands of his bleached dove gray hair spilling over into his eyes, and you can’t help but smile at the sight of him.

“Hey, I got dinner on the way back,” Jimin’s cheeks round out into a smile that reaches all the way to the crinkles at the corners of his eyes. Every time he comes home he’s constantly sweaty and worn out, but it’s part and parcel of the life he chose as a dance major.

Tossing aside your notes, you follow him out into the small dining area of your shared apartment, still in your sweats. When he makes a move to sit at the table, you give him a playful swat on his chest.

“Shouldn’t you wash up first? If I’d known you were this gross, I wouldn’t have agreed to room with you two years ago,” you pretend to wrinkle your nose at his sweaty form, all while ignoring the way his shirt is moulded to his chest.

“Says the one still in her sweatpants. Looks like someone isn’t that hungry tonight,” Jimin smirks back, reaching across the table to grab the box of takeout that you were in the midst of opening. “I could totally do with those extra calories after Hoseok hyung cracked down on us today…”

“I’m just kidding Chim,” you hastily snatch back the takeout box just as he opens the lid of it, the delicious smell of hot noodles and fried pork slices wafting into the air. “Oh my god this smells so good, I’ve been starving all day!”

“Wait, Jinwoo didn’t come by? It’s your free day right? I thought he usually comes by to hang out in the afternoons,” Jimin pauses in his chewing to study your expression carefully, but you’re too busy inhaling mouthfuls of stir fried noodles.

“Jinwoo oppa said he was busy today,” you say around a mouthful of vegetables and noodles. “He has that huge midterm coming up next week, so I told him he should stay home and study.”

Jimin looks like he’s about to say something snide about your boyfriend of nearly 6 months, so you stuff a large piece of meat into his mouth instead.

“Yes I know, he was busy last week and the week before that too, but we’ve been dating for a while so we don’t need to see each other so often. We’re over that honeymoon stage already.” You say in a dismissive tone, focusing on chasing the remaining few strands of noodles around with your chopsticks and avoiding his gaze.

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passin’ time

anonymous asked:

dark rc would you please consider writing about how victor (and the rest of the Russian skate team) had a feud with the Russian hockey team bc of their constant flirting and attentions towards yuuri (who was completely oblivious at the war waging for his heart)??

This has been sitting in my inbox for over a month and I apologize for that, nonny! I wanted to try my hand at breaking through this writer’s block and this prompt was ripe for the taking. It’s not my best work by any stretch, but it’s something at least! I hope you enjoy.

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There are few things that give Yuri pleasure—the taste of accomplishment like cinnamon sugar on the back of his tongue after landing a quad; having a comeback so cutting that he practically draws blood; that soft murrf a cat makes when it decides it trusts him; the little green screenshot arrow appearing next to Otabek’s name in Snapchat—but they all pale in comparison to whenever the Russian hockey team visits the rink.

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Just remember...

Lapis and Peridot are happily living together, on their own, away from everyone else…

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…sharing their lives in harmony…

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…looking out for each other…

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…and sharing hobbies…

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…as well as raising a pet/”child” together (depending on your interpretation)…

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…and making a good team…

…as well as always being so in-sync with each other…

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…with a very clear, mutual attraction…

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…and those other not-too-subtle romantic undertones…

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…they’re destined for each other 💙💚