i look badass and super cute

dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
  • dad: oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
  • (movie starts)
  • dad: i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
  • me: how do you even know who macklemore is?
  • dad: i'm hip. i'm cool
  • me: don't you do it
  • dad: i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
  • (five minutes later)
  • dad: is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
  • me: how do you know?
  • dad: i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
  • me: birds?
  • dad: i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
  • dad: if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
  • dad: how the heck did he laser through concrete??
  • me: idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
  • dad: i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
  • me: what
  • dad:
  • dad: nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
  • me: ew dad gross no
  • dad: i really relate to that apple store employee
  • me: we all do dad
  • dad: oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
  • me: dad good god
  • dad: he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
  • dad: not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
  • dad: when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
  • dad: but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
  • me: dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
  • dad: so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
  • me: mmm-hm
  • dad: called it
  • dad: do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
  • dad: captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
  • dad: in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
  • dad: i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
  • dad: scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
  • me: you know on second thought we should have brought mom
  • dad: where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
  • me: maybe they figured steve could handle it
  • dad: maybe they're all lazy assholes

i got really carried away but I LOVE WINGS!!!! I love birbs and wings and i don’t know why i don’t make more characters with wings. 

Fanart of avian Keith and Shiro from @fishwrites’s Watercast fic! Outfits based on @marchingspace’s design with my own twist! I love designing fantasy outfits with functionality for weird anatomy i also love halter tops with a firey passion.

i’d like to take this moment to say that harpy eagles are my favorite species of eagle. o<-< They’re so cute and silly looking with their poofy crests but so badass. 

Masterlist - Updated 30/4/17

Originally posted by sebastiansource

- read my masterlist here . Please come and let me know your favourites -


Training With Bucky - A series of connected one shots of what’s like to train with Bucky Barnes based off these headcanons here - Part 1

Ficmas - A series of christmas drabbles - Masterlist

Daddy Drabbles - A series of drabbles which detail the adventures of our favourite characters as fathers - Masterlist

100 Kinks - 100 kinky drabbles to celebrate Bucky’s 100th birthday (smut)

Front Line Love - Reader a nurse during WW2 finds herself at the same camp as Bucky. - Part 1, Part 2 (smut)

Riding in cars with boys - A smutty drabble series featuring all our favourite Sebastian Stan characters in cars, so come along for the ride. - Part 1: Carter

Bucky x Reader- Prompt drabbles

“I’m tired of being your secret”/“Sometimes, there is nothing better than some good old-fashioned, no string attached fucking” (SMUT)

“Will you just tell me the truth?”

“You don’t need to protect me”/“Didn’t realise I needed your permission”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..”

Bucky + knives + dirty talk (SMUT)

Under the table at black tie gala (SMUT")

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“Welcome to fatherhood”

“Stop being so cute”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“I’m not buying IKEA furniture again.”

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anyway here are some yoongi fic recs 👌🏽❤️


None of this is excessively sexual (what i can remember anyway). These are mostly fics that i thought were really special, cute or well-written.
But, they do all have mature themes so please do look at the warnings (most of them have a lot of content that could be triggering). Some of the fics (like 2 or 3) aren’t finished yet but they do get regularly updated. Some are my faves so they got a “(fave)” at the end. Others i would literally die for and those got a “(FAVE)”. Anyway i spend way too much time making this so enjoy ❤️

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Happy Birthday Leigh Daniel “Dan” Avidan! (March 14, 1979) → “Don’t make fame your goal. Make your goal doing what you do to the best of your ability, and that’s something no one can take away from you.” 

(MAGFest concert photo in the mid-right corner courtesy of @kawaiittrash)

“Dan is one of the best human beings I’ve ever met in my life…if Dan says you’re cool, then you’re cool.” ~ Arin Hanson

“Danny is literally the worst person I know…one of the least talented and most selfish people I’ve ever met. I also think Danny is a total diva.”  ~ Brian Wecht

“Danny is a cute motherf*cker.” ~ Vernon Shaw

“He’s like 7 feet tall and a palm tree of hair.” ~ Barry Kramer

“I peer review Dan all the time. I look at him like ‘His thumbs look stupid’. I mean Dan looks like a big f*cking muppet, you know.” ~ Ross O’Donovan

“I would say Dan’s whole personality is badass positivity. He’s an awesome rock star, a hyperactive 8-year-old, and the world’s wisest oldest man, all living in the same brain.” ~ Phoenix Carver

anonymous asked:

I love your artwork so much. From the cute and cool sketches, to the badass Digital Paintings and character detail. It's very appealing to the eye, even if a character is in pain or wounded cripplingly, you manage to keep it from looking fake and still gross without making us wanna turn away from the screen. This got me wondering: who of the Undertale cast is your favorite to draw?

Awwww thank you!~ *gives a cookie to this super kind anon*

Huh, that’s an interesting question. I like drawing Chara a lot, Sans is also fun to draw as well as Frisk, so I guess these three are the ones I enjoy drawing the most n.n 

anonymous asked:


*sdfbwrogoboiwrobg* starts playing. HELL YES, I CAN. I never knew how much i needed this until now. I love her, oh my god. (I imagined if Allura ever got short hair, it would be fluffy, big and all over the place.) 

My Kallura shipping ass has got some theories about how allura would get short hair below: 

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anonymous asked:

Okay but can you imagine a scenario where Lena -I am a registered badass- Luthor carries a gun, like it's strapped to her thigh under her dress and she is a really skilled shooter (because I can!). So Kara looses her powers again and Lena takes her to a shooting range and she stands behind her and they do some gay as hell shooting as Lena guides Kara's hands and so then when Kara shoots perfectly Alex is just like "wtf how???" and Kara just blushes. It would be super cute (pun intended)

Ahhh!! Give me this! I mean look at this look on Kara’s face after Lena shoots Corbin!

Kara being able to fight and defend herself outside of the possession of her super powers is so important which is obviously one of the reasons Alex taught her to fight. I always wondered why Kara never learned to shoot. I can definitely get behind Lena taking Kara to the range and teaching Kara everything she knows. 😉

This is two of my favorite things in one headcanon. Katie with weapons meets SuperCorp. Let me have it!!!

tagging @whosthatnerd because reasons


These might have already been posted but I just have to spread the love of this super cute official art!

(Also can I point out that Mukuro looks super badass? She’s so cool *o* )


anonymous asked:

How it would be mx date a badass independent girl, but really cute and attentive with them? (Minhyuk, Kihyun, I.M and Jooheon) btw, love your blog! 😘😘

Them dating a badass girl who’s cute with them in private (Minhyuk, Kihyun, I.M & Jooheon)

Minhyuk; Minhyuk would love to date someone like that only because he has said that his ideal type is someone who is opposite of him. Minhyuk is extremely energetic and affectionate and he doesn’t hide it, so dating a badass girl who is independent would mesmerize him, he would love it. When he saw that you were actually cute and affectionate in person, that would make him love you even more.

Jagi, i never knew you had that side to you!

Be ready to be showered with skinship lmao. 

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

Kihyun; He’d be really, really attracted to your badass, independent side. He said he wants someone who is cute, so his mission was to bring that cute side of you out. He was really surprised when he didn’t have to do much at all, as your cute, affectionate side came out in private. He’d love it so much, it would make him feel very special since he was the only guy you ever were like this with, and with others you were just cold and badass. 

Come here, Y/N~ Give me a kiss. Another one. One more..

Originally posted by thexclam

Jooheon; You two would be the power couple. He too, looks extremely badass, cold and scary, but in reality he’s an adorable sweetheart. You two would make the ultimate couple since the two of you are so alike. I feel like his ideal type would be someone who looks strong and independent, but is very cute and affectionate in private, so it’s a 10/10. 

I can’t get enough of you, baby. You’re so adorable!

If you think he’s ever gonna let you go from his arms, think again lol. 

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

I.M; He, just like Jooheon, also looks badass and cold, so you two would be the couple that everyone knows, and is scared of. Little did everyone knew though, you two would he super cute and affectionate with eachother in private, kisses and hugs everywhere. If he was playing video games, you’d be in between  his legs with your back to his chest. You two would be all over each other, and it would be the most adorable thing ever. 

Come here, Y/N, give me a hug. I’m cold.

Originally posted by tochangkyun


How the Past Queens connect to Star

Hey look, an actual theory post! Instead of stressing about my Poli-Sci final, I’ve decided to focus on this for a few minutes.

I’ve been thinking about this long and hard and I’ve (THINK) I’ve come up with an explanation as to why we’ve bee shown certain queens. They all have a deeper connection to Star then simply being her ancestors. Star bares an aspect of an old Queen’s personality. I’m mainly using the episode Into the Wand and the book Star and Marco’s Guide to Mastering Every Dimension as my source material here and then just some guessing. So bare with me.

First of all Moon the Undaunted

Apart from looking similar (like really similar) and fighting Toffee, both are known to “run from or avoid” there problems. Simply preferring to handle things n their own way by themselves. Both are also very emotional (if Moon’s face in this is any indication).

Next we have Celena the Shy

Beieve me, Star is in no way shy. But, the line “A trove of cosmic secrets that never will be told.” Is definatley a ringer for Star. She has an entire closet full of secrets for corn’s sake!

Next, Festivia the Fun

Now this is a Queen I’d like to see in action! That being said, her little blurb describes her as someone who, when faced with low-moral of an entire kingdom, basically said: “PAAAARRRTY!!!!!” and if that doesn’t sound like Star then I don’t know what does.

And instead of beating around the bush for this entire post, next up is Eclipsa, Queen of Darkness

Do I know of the hundreds of theory posts surrounding the theory that Star will become dark and corrupted? Yes. Will I be talking about it? NO! At least, not now.

Basically, not ony are Eclipsa and Star both insanely powerful, but they also have soft spots for monsters, are considered the black sheep among their families (Eclipsa marrying a monster and Star being “reckless and irresponsibe”), and they also fell in love with people not of Mewmen descendant (Star with Marco, a human and Eclipsa, a monster). 

Ok, next up is Skywynne, Queen of Hours

Not really much to say here except that Skywynne was the first to write down a lot of the time-related spells, thus inventing some of her own. Star has done the same with spells like the Narwhal Blast.

Next is Solaria the Monster Carver

Both are badass warriors and can kick some monster ass ad are willing to do just that for their kingdom. (Also their was an episode titled Storm the Castle where Star did just that).

And, finally, since her real name has yet to be revealed, I’ll just call her Queen Bunny

Again, we don’t know much about her, so this part is just fan speculation. So tread carefully.

Ok, so observation 1: She is super cute just like Star. (I mean look at her! She’s adorable!)

Observation 2: Her Wand and Cheek Marks are glowing. Usually his signifies “Dipping Down”. So maybe she was the first queen to Dip Down.

Observaton 3: Apart from Skywynne and maybe Eclipsa, hers is the only one to take place outside of Mewni society proper. In the wilderness in a rather serene and peaceful scene. So, there is a possibility that she might be the first Queen of Mewni. A beginning of an era. And if the border of Star’s tapestry (currently in the works) is anything to go by:

Star is the beginning of a new era. (Again, most of the latter is just speculation).

So, as we can see, Star is even more BAMF than before

Originally posted by lovingfucks

But this is just my theory. What do you guys think?

4. BTS Reaction When You Look Cold But Are Actually A Nice Person.

Thanks to the anon that requested this :) sorry if there’s any mistakes x


Jin probably wouldn’t worry to much about you looking cold and not smiling as he’s generally a person who looks out for everyone. Although the moment he spoke to you and found out that you were really shy, he would find you absolutely adorable. Jin definitely wouldn’t get how you can look one way but act the complete opposite so it would make him love you even more.

Originally posted by lariz0rd


Well yoongi can look cold himself so I don’t think he would worry too much about what you’re actually like as he knows that sometimes the people who look the coldest can be generally good people. He would love when he finds out that you have a lovely personality only because it’s something that you would both have in common. He would find it cute that your personality differs and would be super happy to know the real you.

Originally posted by notjustaphase


Wow he would fall in love with you even more. I feel namjoon would like the badass looking women but to find out your personality is completely the opposite would make him so happy. He would love to see you get all shy and knowing that he caused it even when you do look really tough.

Originally posted by mn-yg


He would be a little worried when approaching you only because you can look intimidating and he doesn’t want to be rejected but the minute he saw you blushing and getting shy he would remember the exact reason why he had a crush on you in the first place. Hoseok would love that your not as bad as you seem as that makes things a lot easier for him.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


He would be so scared to approach you just in case you are as mean as you look but when he finds out what your true personality is like he would love it. He’d be so relieved to know that you’re really nice and he’d find you super adorable even when everyone else thinks you’re intimidating.

Originally posted by sosjimin


Taehyung really wouldn’t care that you look cold as he’s a people person and wouldn’t be put down by the fact that you look cold. Although once the little baby finds out you’re funny and shy he would be over the moon to know that you’re so cute and he loves cute things.

Originally posted by jeony


Good luck getting this little bun to talk to you BUT the minute he’s sees you smiling and making jokes every single one of his worries would be gone. He’d be super happy only because it would’ve probably taken him months just to talk to you, so to see you smiling and blushing he’d think you were so adorable and love it so much.

Originally posted by nevermindmyg

Masterlist - updated 30/11/16

Originally posted by hardcaramelsoldier

- run off and read my masterlist here , come and let me know your favourites -

Bucky x Reader- Prompt drabbles

Bucky + knives + dirty talk (SMUT)

Under the table at black tie gala (SMUT")

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“Welcome to fatherhood”

"Stop being so cute”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“I’m not buying IKEA furniture again.”

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DL (Plushie Outfit) - Pirate (Shu)

 It’s been a long time I haven’t created any new outfit for diaplushies~

I have a lot ideas of making Shu’s and Subaru’s, but just not Ruki’s…

Maybe is because he already looks good in his original uniform outfit!!

There are two versions of pirate Shu~ one is Pirate and another one is Halloween.

I decide to go with Pirate one because the hair band is super cute plus the tiny gun~~

This is the original chibi design by Rejet

This is my plushie Shu and the comparison  

Wish plushie Shu’s hair is more fluffy LOL

Overall looks like this: By the way the gun is made with card board and printed gun photo~

As usual~ Subaru and Ruki are going to try on this pirate outfit too!!

Damn it, badass Subaru looks like a real pirate!

I feel like Ruki is going to shoot my head right now and right here…

Please nuuuuuu~~~ I give you all my salt and soy sauces to you don’t kill me! JK

I am making a pirate skit~ with other outfits involve~

What will Pirate Shu do!? The answer will be in the skit~

I have a feeling that I'm going to really like this movie

Lets list the reasons, shall we?

•Lucy being super cute in her new outfit and (idk why) but I really like the idea of her going undercover
•The whole team going undercover
•Wendy lookin all grown up and being a total badass
•Carla human form
•Super cool plot
•did i say really pretty animation? BC IT LOOKS AWESOME
•bringing fairy tail back ToT
•(happy turning red and breathing fire??)
•Really cool FIGHT SCENES?? Probably well done with the ANIMATION??
•really intense moments overall??
•and finally, one of the final nails in the coffin for fairy tail. We finally will be getting closure.

Adventures in Mal and Shannon going to PAX East, under the cut!!

  • My cosplay ended up looking really good and I was so pleased with it, so I felt real good about showing it off.
  • It was much more crowded than last year and the number of badass developers was just so rad.
  • The Bethesda booth was REALLY cool and Prey looks AMAZING.
  • We headed over to the Logitech booth because they had some MEA stuff, and it was mostly like really rad computer gear that I could not afford. But they had the trailers and briefings playing the whole time and it was super cool.

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pandalandalopalis  asked:

Okay okay I love the whole Mark and Mermaid!Amy AU - but consider Leprechaun!Jack and Nordic Elf!Signe

omg that’s super cute, i like it!!

badass warrior elf signe ends up stumbling upon a pot of gold and a distraught looking leprechaun with green hair who is tired of people chasing after him for his gold, so she ends up vowing to protect him and his gold while he finds a safe spot for it 💚

You know how Fred and George could have easily been sorted to slytherin? Or neville to hufflepuff? Or hermione to ravenclaw ? But the sorting hat does not sort the people by their… “obvious qualities”
I have this headcanon of like two girls, one in hufflepuff and one in slytherin but like, it seems like their roles have been reversed. The hufflepuff girl is super badass, a bit grungy and scary looking. She will cut a bitch if you press the right buttons and she will hex the shit ouh of you if you insult one of her friends but to her closest friends she’s a cinnamon roll. The slytherin girl is super shy and ALWAYS EXTREMELY friendly. She’s the cute lil one with freckles all over her face and a innocent smile on her face. But when you get to know her more she’s really sarcastic and can be manipulative in like the nicest way. She just knows what to say to get the information she wants
And together they are just the perfect couple because they are so similar in such a different way.
I just love the idea of that

anonymous asked:

You had/have maids!? Lucky duck

The maids aren’t like the maids in anime where they’re super cute or badass

Originally posted by nyanpasuminasan

Our maids are mostly old but I will admit that having someone to do chores and watch the younger kids is nice.

However I got so used to washing dishes or doing chores that they sometimes look at me funny when I insist on doing stuff myself.