Good Concept: Junkrat, Roadhog and Satya as Trans Buds, hanging out and watching movies just chilling and talking.
“-Loike, I can see the appeal of bottom surgery, but I was laid up for weeks after getting me top done. So bored I almost chewed off me only arm and I was being hunted by cops as well! Don’t think I can go through that again.”
“A well founded concern. The recovery time for my bottom surgery was quite tedious. I don’t regret it, however.”
“Got m’ phallo before the crisis. Lucky timing. Never minded my tits, really. People expect fat guys to have ‘em, no big deal. Never bothered me. Any more of those chips left?”
“Of course. The flavour is too strong and hurts my mouth…”
i rlly rlly want to see wonderwoman loike I'M SUCH EXCITE! GIRL POWER! MORE FEMININE REPRESENTATION! WE NEED SO MANY STRONG LEADS TO OVERCOME THE PATRIARCH SOCIETY!! i'm sorry i get v excited over progressive moves w/ women idk what it is about it
SAME!!!!! dude its so nice having strong female leads! im not a dc fan but holy moly it looks awesome and they already have confirmed a wonder woman 2!! let me know when you see it and how it is
Sam: Where the hell did you learn [phrase which boiled down to ‘how to pronounce the letter r when speaking’]
Me: …you mean how I roll it sometimes?
Sam: No, I mean In General. Say car.
Me, flicking to NZ accent, which so you get the full force of how thick I can do my own native accent for comedy purposes on command, I shall spell out roughly phonetically here: I min I could say ut loike ‘ka’ if ut’d mike youu fil bittir?
Other Sam (there are actually three Sams. Third Sam was not present today): Hey, how’re you going?
Me: Slow death by Compilers. You?
Other Sam: Me? I’m pretty good. Hey, so, you should… try the Internet for your problem. With the Compiler.
Me: The Internet?
Other Sam: Yeah. Google.
Me: …I tried that. Is there anything specific I should be googling?
Other Sam: How to make a compiler to read Java from Python?
Me, who has already tried that exact phrase: I already tried that. :/
Other Sam: Maybe you should, ah, try the course code?
Me: …I heard none of that.
Sam, walking past my computer: …Are you cheating?
Me, who had done as Other Sam had suggested out of sheer curiosity and been surprised by the results: No.
Sam: …You’ve just slipped like ten notches in my estimation of you.
Me: How could you say that?
Sam: I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking how could you possibly slip any lower than you were?
Me to Other Sam (who was tangentially involved with the first conversation): Saying ‘r’ is easy. It’s saying ‘wh’ that’s a bitch.
Other Sam: …Not to be rude, but like what does it sound like when you say ‘whore’ then?