i live in the attic

the signs as ways i've answered "are you a boy or a girl?"
  • Aries: fuck if i know
  • Taurus: i am groot
  • Gemini: what are my other options?
  • Cancer: i am a train wreck and train wrecks do not have genders, they only have pain
  • Leo: go ask a magic eight ball, you'll get an easier answer
  • Virgo: the gender binary is a lie and i'm too busy saving $15 or more on my car insurance to talk about it
  • Libra: i'm fine, how are you?
  • Scorpio: *doesn't answer, pretends they never asked*
  • Sagittarius: i'm a racoon living in your attic
  • Capricorn: are you professor oak?
  • Aquarius: bitch i might be
  • Pisces: no. no, no, no....no.

‘Stranger Things’ and ‘Riverdale’ star Shannon Purser comes out as bisexual

  • After receiving some criticism over a now-deleted tweet about Riverdale fans who ship Veronica and Betty, Purser apologized Tuesday and came out in a note posted to Twitter. 
  • She had been accused of “queerbaiting” and wanted to set the record straight herself, admitting that being part of the LGBT community is still new for her.
  • She followed her coming out with “Psalms 42 God is too kind to me” and then asked fans, “Should I confront the creature living in my attic, or?” Read more (4/19/17 9:45 AM)



do you want to come up to my kingdom in your attic?  i live in your attic, it’s where i keep all me things. oh here’s a fair warning mate, you got a dirty ceiling up here. you might wanna scrub the tops of it. i just wanna let you know, right, you got ceiling mice. you got ceiling mice up here - you got a  WHOLE  clan of borrowers.

“You…um…you weren’t supposed to look in there.”

Nursey jumped at the sound of Dex’s voice, and tried not to look guilty. He shouldn’t feel guilty, he’d only opened Dex’s sock drawer.

And found a ring box

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anonymous asked:


*puts on perusing glasses for some tythan stream timestamps*

okay around 3:35:00 is when Tyler’s talking about the haunted bathroom and creepy noises in their house (earlier he mentions that he’s not living with Mark anymore) and while he’s talking about the creepy attic noises Ethan’s like “i live with you why do I not know of this” or whatever

-other times include-

3:39:19 where Tyler confirms that him and Ethan had to pose for the picture and they discuss the making of the “Love Too Soon” play scene

4:19:30 is when the screen was blacked out and you hear Tyler saying “i told you to leave your clothes ON, ethan”

around 5:07:00 is when Tyler talks about his favorite memory of Ethan and them going to a haunted house together

7:30:58 is Tyler talking about going up to try to massage Eth

at like 7:33:50 when tyler’s ass appears and Ethan’s like “hhh i hate that” and kathryn’s like “what youre not used to looking at tyler’s butt yet”

Dex drops to his knees. “This cannot be happening.” Dimly, in the background noise of the utter ruin of his whole entire life he hears Nursey says, “Chill.”

“King Solomon himself could not have come up with a solution more wise,” Bitty says.

Dex wants to die right now. Just sink through the floorboards and expire. Sharing Lardo’s room with Derek Nurse. Seeing sleepy Derek Nurse with morning scruff and tired eyes, electric Derek Nurse hunched over his poetry notebook. Shit. Fuck. Shit.

“Don’t worry,” Nurse says. “I give it until September before you move out. Maybe October.”

Dex grinds his teeth.

“Chill,” Derek says again, and Chowder pokes his head into the room.

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anonymous asked:

What happened with you and your parents? Why did they kick you out?

Oh yeah. My mom kicked me out after I graduated highschool. I moved to Texas since the cost of living is so cheap, saved some money and moved back to PA. I lived on my own for a few years, moved back home after a bad break up and lived in the attic. I literally couldn’t leave fast enough after that. 

The short answer is my living situation was abusive. My parents kept my McDonald’s checks for years, and used them to pay the cable bill and internet bill. You know, bullshit bills. My mom and I were fighting all of the time, and after I caught her stealing from my bedroom I lost my mind, and she told me to get out. I left with just a backback full of clothes and my computer hardrive. My little highschool boyfriend at the time was sneaking me into his basement so I could sleep over, until I could move out. I had plans on staying in pa, and when I went to the bank to withdrawal money for a deposit on an apartment that’s when I was told that my joint account had been tapped for years by my parents. I didn’t believe it, so I called my uncle who had given me $500 towards college for my 16th birthday and he confirmed that he had put that money in my bank account. Obviously all of that shit is pretty unforgivable. So my uncle mentioned Texas an option, and offered to buy me a one way ticket. After about six months I was able to pick myself back up, and move home, but I had been working at McDonald’s since I was fourteen, so I have no idea how much money was actually spent. 

Lol tmi

But you might know that I folded over for my parents and continued to pay their bills until very recently. Now my middle brother pays the bills and I literally don’t know what to do about it and it hurts. But we have a younger brother who doesn’t deserve any of this, so I suppose it’s why we do it. 

I never wanted to say any of this on YouTube, and probably shouldn’t speak so frankly about it now, but here it is. 

anonymous asked:

any headcanons about archie and jughead being roommates?

hoo boy do i ever!!

- Jughead sleeps on an air mattress on the floor, and Archie trips over him every morning. Every. Morning.

- Both of them snore, but sometimes one of Jughead’s snores is wayyyy louder than the rest of them and he wakes himself up. Then he blames Archie.

-Archie’s posters have been up for a while, and they’re only up with tacks, so there’s space between the back of the poster and the wall. Once, it got too hot in the room and they left the window open. That night, they had the lights off and were whispering to each other complaining about a project for science when there was a slight thwump on Archie’s bed. Archie flicked on the light and a fuckhuge katydid

this motherfucker

was on the covers, right by Archie’s leg. Cue instant panic. They trapped him in a solo cup and brought him outside, silently screaming and stage-whispering “holy fuck, holy fuck look at this huge bug, look at it’s FEET” all the way.

-they didn’t learn their lesson. They thought they were safe. They left the window open, and made sure the screen was on securely. Not securely enough. They come home after a long day at school and head upstairs to do their homework. Archie casually opens the door, they walk in, everything’s peachy. Fred calls them down to dinner. Moment of truth. There’s three yellow-and-black striped insects clinging to the door, one directly on the doorknob. Jughead actually screams. Archie goes pale, and he has to ask 

“Dude are those bees or wasps?” 

“How the hell am I supposed to know?” 

“Look it up!” 

“Fuck. I’m pretty sure they’re wasps.” 

“We’re trapped inside. We’re gonna die in here.”

- Veronica, Betty, and Kevin come over once and they walk into the room, exchange looks, and immediately step out. Betty rummages in her backpack and pulls out a can of febreze. “I was doing shopping for my mom,” she says. “But you need this more than she does.”

i just wanna live in a rickety old victorian with an exposed brick attic where i keep all my art supplies that are slowly gathering dust out of non-use but it smells like christmas all the time because i keep a cinnamon broom in the corner behind a set of half-finished canvases next to the foggy window that i stare out of when it rains really hard