i literally got lost

reading meta on ur fave that just completely misses the fundamentals of who the character is but the post has 100k notes

taryntheduck  asked:

dadterrance is the single best thing to ever happen on the face of the earth

I think we had a feeling it was gonna be good. I was certainly excited for it. But then he got into character… and holy shmokes, I lost it. Literally every time he delivered the “butt” line I cackled it was so good XD

femslash book challenge: a book by a WOC

Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Córdova

“Why’s it always the heart or the eye of something?” Rishi asks. “You notice that? There are so many body parts that don’t get enough love, like earlobes and belly buttons.”

I take no credit for the photos

9,100 - 10,000 Follower Prompt Batch Special
  • “I was trying to keep it a secret.”
  • “I don’t know how you managed to throw a party in my own house without me noticing, but props to you.”
  • “Stop getting us kicked out of grocery stores.”
  • “Look, I can’t even touch my toes.”
  • “Something tells me that you’ve been keeping information from me.”
  • “We’re wearing matching outfits. Don’t make this any more embarrassing than it already is.”
  • “You picked me to do mission impossible. This is all your fault.”
  • “I know my limits, but everyone keeps pressuring me to do better.”
  • “I have exactly three coins and two lint balls in my pocket, I assure you.”
  • “So long as I get to my goal, it doesn’t matter what I have to do.”
  • “It’s not that I won’t, it’s that I can’t.”
  • “We could care less.”
  • “How inconvenient. I guess I have to deal with you.”
  • “Messing with you is always a little bit fun.”
  • “Stick to the plan and we’ll be fine.”
  • “I don’t want to admit that I wasn’t listening to any of it.”
  • “Don’t look now, but they took our ride." 
  • "Maybe wearing bright colors on a stealth mission isn’t a good idea." 
  • "You are in no position to argue with me right now.”
  • “You stress me out. One bad choice at a time, please.”
  • “How’d we lose? I thought we had that!”
  • “I can help, but it’ll cost you.”
  • “What was I supposed to do?”
  • “I’ve been wanting to dance with you all night.”
  • “Can you give me a chance to prove my innocence?”
  • “I worked really hard on that and you’re just going to throw it away?”
  • “I stopped listening after you said you needed my help.”
  • “What am I to you? I want you to be clear about this.”
  • “Your agony is music to my ears.”
  • “I have no idea where I’m going. I can only hope it’s the right way.”
  • “If I have to suffer watching your favorite movie ten million times, you can watch mine at least once.”
  • “I always feel dread in my stomach when I see you plotting.”
  • “At this point, I ask myself why I even hang out with you.”
  • “One of these days, you’re gonna light my house on fire.”
  • “If there’s one thing you’re not allowed to do, it’s crawl on my ceiling like a spider.”
  • “I’ve practically mastered this piece of machinery.”
  • “There’s no easy way to say what I’m about to tell you." 
  • "You make it so hard to care about you.”
  • “I’d be done with all of this by now if I weren’t so tired.”
  • “Unless you have a crown on your head, I’m not listening to you.”
  • “It’s been a couple hundred years since I’ve had a friend.”
  • “Reckless and careless are just two of the many words that can be used to describe me.”
  • “I thought, if anyone, you’d be happy for me.”
  • “There’s always a problem according to you.”
  • “I saved my last dance just for you. Come on.”
  • “Don’t eat the snow. You don’t know what’s touched it.”
  • “I’ve been saving my love for the right person.”
  • “There’s no stopping me now.”
  • “Watch these smooth moves. I’ve been working on them for months.”
  • “Shapeshifting is not an easy ability to master, okay? I’m trying.”
  • “Are you ready to fail? I’ve got this in the bag.”
  • “Look at me, darling, and start taking notes.”
  • “I started looking for aliens as a joke and then this happens.”
  • “It was always you and I together, but I need to grow independently.”
  • “I don’t want people to associate me with you.”
  • “It’s a shame that you won’t be able to go.”
  • “Don’t think you can get away with that kind of behavior here.”
  • “What went from me trying to get money out of the bank turned into some sort of robbery that I hadn’t been planning on doing.”
  • “Stop worrying about what will go wrong. It doesn’t help you in any way.”
  • “Do you wanna explain to me why pasta sauce is all over my kitchen?”
  • “Yeah, like I haven’t heard that joke before. ‘Need a hand’? Ha, so funny. My sides hurt from laughing so hard.”
  • “Your looks are attractive. Maybe not to them, but certainly to me.”
  • “This just goes to show why you shouldn’t press large red buttons.”
  • “I don’t remember ordering an AI. Do you think they got the wrong house?”
  • “You have no business exploring my floating castle.”
  • “I got lost in the clouds. Literally.”
  • “Sometimes I can see them in the mist or the snow. Sometimes the rain, too.”
  • “I’ve been trying really hard to be patient with you.”
  • “I can count on all ten of my fingers on why I can’t stand you.”
  • “Magic has been a part of your family for many generations and I was sent to help you.”
  • “So, what, you have the ability to make dolls come to life? That’s creepy.”
  • “You had an eyelash on your cheek. Sorry.”
  • “I started to piece together that I was more like your bodyguard than your friend to you.”
  • “I’ve never seen you look so blue. What’s got you down?”
  • “I’m not the kind of person who can comfort others, but I can try.”
  • “I can’t believe you decided on that name for your dragon.”
  • “You should be offended. I’m offended on your behalf.”
  • “I can see you staring at me.”
  • “I thought I had let that fire die out ages ago.”
  • “If I’m the tree, you’re the sun and the water.”
  • “Waxing poetic is about the only thing I do for you in your time of need, sadly.”
  • “I think you enjoy mixing up quotes, because you know it irritates me.”
  • “Sometimes I hope that I can find you when I look up at the stars.”
  • “All I need you to do is cover me while I sneak out.”
  • “Don’t you know it’s dangerous to hang around here? You might run into creatures like me.”
  • “I don’t recall asking for your opinion and yet here you are.”
  • “It’s nice to look back on all the progress I’ve made.”
  • “If you don’t think you could support your child no matter the possibility of who they become or what they are, you shouldn’t have one. No ifs, no buts, no ands." 
  • "It’s so cold, I can’t feel my hand. Can you feel it for me? You know, to make sure it’s still there?”
  • “I’m tired of trying to make you laugh at the expense of my own feelings.”
  • “Don’t ask me how I got stuck. Help me get out of here.”
  • “I’m knitting wing covers for you. What color do you like?”
  • “I’m starting to think you aren’t worth the time and devotion I’ve given you.”
  • “You don’t have to smile if you’re not happy.”
  • “It’s unfair to ask me such a question.”
  • “I knew you cared! This blanket didn’t make its way around my shoulders by itself when I was sleeping.”
  • “When I said I wanted a roommate, I meant a living one, with a job." 
  • "All you need, my friend, is a little spark to help you.”
  • “I feel like you all have your lives figured out.”
  • “Just where would I be able to hide the world’s biggest gem on my person? These pockets can barely fit chapstick.”

Pokemon Go in a nutshell

Story Time

I love seeing other Sugar Babes’ successes on Tumblr, but sugaring is not all roses and Dom.

Therefore, I’m going to share an embarrassing story from a POT date about 6 months ago, around the holidays. The guys profile said he was 6’-0", blond hair, blue eyes, “athletic”, background verified and seemed normal. He asked me on a very impromptu date to get a drink after work. I had a cute dress in the car and figured, why not? We met at a BJs at the mall because I had to do some last minute gift shopping.

I entered and the place was PACKED. Like I didn’t know this many people go to BJs. A small table near the bar opens up and I take a seat and wait a minute. I get a text that says “I see the back of your head.” Creepy, but okay. I said “then come on over and sit with me!”. He sits down and my heart dropped. He works in petroleum but he showed up IN HIS JUMPSUIT, looking like a mechanic, all nasty and shit. And he was probably 5’-8" (I’m 5'10" without heels), no hair, and was round like a big toad. You could barely see his eyes his face was so chubby. Truly a gross, unhygienic man I would never touch with a 100 foot pole.

I was taken aback but figured I could stomach one drink then tell him it won’t work out. BUT THEN he starts asking all these personal questions, like what I do, what I studied, etc practically yelling my sugar name after every question and being very forceful. I live in a city that is big, but has a small town vibe and I know A LOT of people, so I started getting uncomfortable because he was loud as hell. Then he starts talking about SA and being crude in general, and I clammed up out of mortification. There was probably 50+ people in the bar area and it was obvious what was happening, which I hate.

He finally stops his rant to ask if I’d like to get a drink. I stood up and said I appreciate the gesture, but I don’t think this will work out and that I didn’t want to waste any more of his time. He asked me why. I straight up told him I wasn’t attracted to him and that’s required to make an arrangement work. He wanted to walk me out and started arguing with me, but I literally ran away mid sentence and got lost in the mall, far away from that creature.

He has the audacity to text me two minute later, I shit you not. “Sometimes these things just don’t work out. I don’t think either of us were very impressed.” I was stunned. I’m a solid 9 and he is a toad.

That’s when I learned the lesson to never go on a date without a picture 😂

power rangers movie thoughts *spoilers*

-i feel so fulfilled after seeing the movie holy fuck
-i was smiling the whole time beside lile the emotional parts. Felt good to hear their names and angel grove again
-so nostalgic and at the same time such a modern amazing take on it
-why is everyone hot like gotdamn dacre montgomery is daddy couldnt stop thinking about how fucking sexy he is
-they all hot tho and wow ugh billy was on the spectrum!! wow that respresentation! They did that!
-tbh when billy was telling jason he was on the spectrum i thought he meant he was gay or something lmao but then i realized he was talking about the other spectrum
-trini being gay!?! What! Like bitch that’s dope
-lowkey thought it was kinda cute when zack kept calling her crazy girl like his lil nickname for bae
-ludi lin was also fine too! damn hot rangers fuck me up
-hes a wild child i loved zack i loved all of them
-my heart when sexy ass jason stood up for billy and bitch slapped that bully at the beginning LMFAO man “weird right!?”
-ugh and his american accent holy fuck im in love w him and when he was shirtless that sealed the deal. big heart beautiful face and body lawd yes red ranger bless me
-ugh the comedic elements were so great
-i loved the cursing like yeah it was little things like hell shit bullshit but like that still makes me a little giddy bc its the fuckin power rangers man! childs play but still a step up from the campy series
-i would hardly call it dark i guess it’s a little grittier but its just more REAL with their stories and how they go about everything. LOVED IT
-billy is the heart of this movie tbh what a sweet angel I also own one of the same shirts
-tons of cgi but like its power rangers what do u expect? At least it was pretty well done IMO
-man rita repulsa was actually kinda fucking scary lmao like straight out of a horror movie deadass but then she got her gold and was like rejuvenated and she looked bomb
-so funny how the fucking zeo crystal was at a fucking krispy kreme everytime they mentioned protecting it i geeked
-ugh i just love how it was just so fucking age appropriate and not campy and it was as realistic as it could be for power rangers
-the masturbation joke ahah when zordon asked if theyve ever morphed before and zack said “only in the shower” lmao shook this is not the campy shit we grew up with!!! I LOVE IT
-the diversity, the sexuality, the language, zacks mom being sick, kimberlys sexting fiasco, billys autism and bullies, jasons all star career down the drain, trini and her family/ sexuality etc.
-all these kids were so fuckin ready to die breaks my heart but also so realistic
-some real breakfast club shit but i loved it wow dont really remember the show being like that but maybe im wrong
-yea just checked lmao and ugh i love how they didnt start off as friends like in the show bc we really got to see their bonds develop from the start
-we didnt just jump right into everything like the show
-killing Billy I was SHOOK i cried a little and then they were all like id trade my life for you guys etc i was really feeling the love and unity and man I fucking love them!!!
-and fitz and the tantrums during the training montage. GREAT FUCKING SOUNDTRACK BBS
-wow zordon the real mvp for saving him i knew he wasnt like frfr dead but wow hell yea
-their relationships just worked on so many levels
-even if i wasnt a long time power ranger fan i wouldve loved this movie
-this movie has helped me come full circle ive waited for this for so fucking long u have no idea i grew up with the og!!! And most of the cheesy spinoffs
-it did the series and franchise justice. for me it was exactly the movie i had hoped would get made someday and it finally did and i didnt even have to wait that long i mean yea its been forever but im only 23!!! SUCH A BLESSING
-legit have always wanted to be a power ranger and after the movie i was so hype i felt like i could fight everyone rn like i had the power within me
-billy telling jason he didnt get humor like “normal people” do at the beginning and then at the end when jason made the same “weird, right?!” joke after bitch slapping rita into oblivion BILLY UNDERSTOOD IT AND IT WAS SO CUTE!!! GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OK
-great beautiful diverse characters, excellent backstory. Enough to get a feel of who they were and why they were that way
-was confused when kim and jason didnt kiss but also wasnt a big deal the romance was hardly even being developed so that trailer was bait but whatever I was gonna see it regardless
-their suits and zords!!! Fuck ya and billy calling it a megazord yes baby
-bitch slapping rita was fucking hilarious. SHE THOUGHTTT
-zordon and alpha were played well too thank the lord
-i just idk what im missing or if i covered anything all i know is that i need to see it again
-that credits scene searching for tommy oliver!!! Omfg who is gonna play him
-this movie really made me feel some type of way
-the fucking cast!!!! So phenomenal like i want to be their fucking best friends IN THE MOVIE AND IRL they mesh so well together im shook i love them so much i didnt know i could love them this much
-also i hope bulk and skull are in the sequel with tommy
-ill get back if i think of more i guess im back to my i wanna be a ranger phase bye

do people…. … . realize…. that MAYBE.. .. . just MAYBE… … some skam fans are tired… of noorhelm? they got their time in season fucking 2. ..  .its season 4… .  .. its time to move the fuck on. .  .. like ive accepted that scene where they laid there butt neked and she was stroking his face or something, like cool!!! theyre in love, onto sana and yousef please! a couple that faces very intricate problems outside of the fact that they still gotta decide whether or not they love each other like some wHITE couple drama lol….

honestcactus  asked:

Pause ✋🏻 the vet questions for a sec. what's your favorite way to relax? If this requires a qt, I came for general anecdotes and stayed for the breed reviews

I honestly don’t know.

I don’t relax well. Things I do or try to do for ‘relaxation’ inevitably turn into some other project that I must ‘work’ on, which I will end up worrying about and not really relaxing. Just about everything I try to pick up for relaxations turns into work or worry.

This is part of the reason I fell out of D&D. I could not string together enough of a story and the mechanical details on a regular enough basis for my players, and the pressure of doing so was giving me the most awful headaches on game day to the point where I was becoming progressively less functional and not performing as I should have. Then our house got robbed and I quite literally lost the plot.

I guess the closest thing I have to relaxation is watching game videos on youtube. It’s media I can just consume and can’t do anything with, so I kind of have to just be.

But I revise last week’s statement about the saddest possible question you could ask me. It’s probably this one.


What an adventure! I literally lost sleep because of this but it’s fucking amazing!! I love it so much you guys don’t understand!! Kudos to the iplier team for the spectacular work and effort they put into it. I can’t express how much this interactive choices videos made me happy and made my valentine’s special :) thank you Mark and the whole team!! You made the whole community smile 💖

anonymous asked:

i was in the bathroom peeing a minute ago and all of a sudden i remembered that louis got the dagger i literally lost my balance and fell against the wall softly whispering 'what the fuck' do u ever just have those moments where it hits u

YES it’s always in the bathroom too how fitting

Kuki really likes when he can see the passion in Okumura’s eyes. At any given moment, Kuki finds those eyes absolutely beautiful, sure, with the soft blue hue relaxing him like watching clouds pass on a summer day. Though as nice as Okumura’s passive nature was, Kuki always sought the fire that burned blue in his eyes. Cool, collected, but anything but calm.

Kuki got to see it on the mound. He felt power in his pitch every time he saw glint of Okumura’s eyes from the distance. Every muscle moved to connect to Okumura’s mitt, and nothing could go wrong between the two.

That passion could be a curse on the worst occasions, though. When Kuki recalls how Okumura stared at Miyuki-senpai or Sawamura-senpai, a chill ran down his spin. Kuki wondered how they even survived those glares, but even those raging looks would spark something alive. Just looking at Okumura brought like to Kuki, so being looked at back, even as a death glare, would suffice.

Kuki kept his attitude laid back as much as he could. A gentle expression on his face though not necessarily an overly jovial one. He found amusement in his team, but he wanted to keep a level head and have a good time reasonable. That worked so well, at first, before he needed Okumura to look at him again.

Being in the mound was never enough. Kuki wanted Okumura to look at him with the passion he gave Sawamura-senpai. He wanted to be the one pitching to him during practice. Kuki wanted to see those eyes, and not being able to when Okumura has passion drove Kuki to an agression he never otherwise experienced.

So late at night, after official practice, Kuki finds himself running with a tire to blow of steam that Okumura would catch for Sawamura-senpai again. That part was fine, really, but Kuki hated that he could not have that same luxury while still on the second string.

So Kuki took after his senpai when he got rejected by his favorite catcher. Stealing Sawamura’s tire, Kuki set out running, realizing his senpai and his stamina had to be on entirely different levels despite months of practice. Kuki still found it a good release, like he was trying to run from his issues but the tire brought him down, and leveled him out. For someone who talked big, Sawamura-senpai could back it up well, and the tire running gave Kuki the exact satisfaction he needed in such a situation. Other than just being about to pitch to Okumura.

Instead of ten laps, Kuki managed three before rolling the tire to the shed. Sweat fell from him and caused his clothes to stick, but Kuki needed the run. If nothing else, he wanted extra practice to catch up to first string.

So walking out of the shed to a very bored looking Okumura holding out a water bottle came as a surprise.

“Hey, Oku, that for me?”

“Sawamura-senpai is pissed you took his tire. He said he would wait for you, but he got too annoyed he couldn’t immediately start his cool-down jog he did normal stretches.” Okumura held out the water bottle further to Kuki, letting their fingers touch when he passed it. “This is a reward for annoying him.”

So while he did not get to see Okumura with his beautiful passionate eyes, he got an even rarer sight. Okumura, lips twitching up, uneven as he smirked, but still genuinely amused.

“There’s a reason I like you so much. Good job practicing. Feel free to let me catch for you tomorrow.”

Sawamura-senpai could suck it, Kuki agreed, and followed Okumura to the baths knowing he got something better than his senpai could ever hope to form.



Okay The High Noon meme is funny and all that, but can we just take a moment to talk about


anonymous asked:

Scorpio girl to Scorpio girl I need some advice! my ex man has come into my life and we've been trying to give it another go, here's the problem though: he's dumped me twice (within THIS YEAR) and gets upset when I bring up the past wrongs he's done to me. When a situation gets intense he wants to run (once I lost my phone he got stressed n literally RAN). He's making strides to being a better person n I see it, I don't want to regret letting him go someday n I do love him. what's there to do :(

i’m sorry he sounds so annoying but i know the heart wants what the heart wants and we can’t tell anyone about their love life. BUT i get it because i’m falling for assholes who wanna abandon me left and right lmao. if he’s causing you enough pain and confusion that you had to come to me to ask what you should do tho then…i think you have your answer 🤕