I want you to know that I had a semi-nightmare involving a lot of half-naked Angie and Yandere Saihara after seeing that post. I'm. So confused. Why did I have that dream. Why was Angie half-naked. Why did Saihara have teeth as sharp as a freaking alligator. These are the questions I will never have answers to.
the answer is that i… may have made an au on the words “half-naked angie” and “teeth as sharp as a freaking alligator”…
congrats, i guess we might have a cult au on our hands??? HaHA,,,,
also, saihara with sharp teeth..!! in my elusive, super serious style. he actually looks rlly good–
sooo infinite u literally destroyed like The Entire Planet. why are you, uh, not in a cell. and living with a regular citizen. specifically gadget.
Gadget: I had to pull a bit of rank, but I convinced everyone that he should have a second chance, given the extent of what the Phantom Ruby did to him. Of course he is always under the supervision of one of the Resistance’s Leaders, usually me. Still, despite his attitude he has made great progress so far! I’m proud of him.
WHAT ABOUT AN ALTEAN LANCE AU WHERE ALLURAS NOT THE RIGHT HEIR TO THE THRONE
LIKE EITHER LANCES PARENTS DIED WHEN HE WAS YOUNG (OR WERE MURDERED) AND ALFOR TOOK OVER AS ‘ACTING KING’ ONLY TO PUSH LANCE TO THE SIDE OR LIKE MAKE IT SEEM HE WAS DEAD OR MISSING AND ANNOUCED ALLURA AS THE HEIR
(and lance was too young to remember he’s the rightful heir until someone [zarkon? coran?] tells him straight up that he’s the prince, maybe zarkon was trying to start a civil war to weaken the alteans, maybe coran thought what alfor did was wrong)
OR ALFOR OVERTOOK LANCE’S PARENTS EITHER BECAUSE THEY WERE EVIL OR FOR THE POWER (i mean this guy was friends with zarkon, they must’ve had something in common also he literally creates the universes strongest weapon, WHY?)
WHATEVER THE REASON LANCE IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE BUT HAD IT STOLEN FROM HIM and allura doesn’t know because she too was too young to remember the previous king and queen
ready for it: oKAY WIG THIS IS SOSOSO FITTING FOR AN ALBUM STARTER AND I WAS DEFINITELY NOT READY FOR IT WHAT THE FUCK DJDJDJDJD AND EVEN THOUGH IT WAS RELEASED BEFORE IT STILL MADE ME SO HYPED FOR THE REST OF THE ALBUM
end game ft. ed sheeran and future: OKAY I ADMIT I DIDNT THINK TAYLOR WOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE FUTURE WORK ON THIS TRACK BUT DAMN SHE DID LITERALLY WHEN I HEARD ED’S VOICE I JUST STARTED SOBBING BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I LOVE TAYLOR TOO AND THEIR COLLABS ARE GOLDEN AND HOLY FUCK DURING THE “I DONT LOVE THE DRAMA IT LOVES ME” I LITERALLY CLAPPED LMAO ITS SOSO GOOD
i did something bad: I WAS LITERALLYSHOOK WHEN I HEARD THE INTRO I WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD AND LIKE WHEN SHE SAID SHIT I LITERALLY YODELLED ALL MY DREAMS ARE FUCKING ALIVE DJDJDKDKDKDJJDJSKSKF AND LIKE HER VOICE IS SO DEEP?? I LOVE !! AND THE BRIDGE OHMYGOD I AM SOSOSO IN LOVE AND IT GETS BETTER WITH EVERY LISTEN
don’t blame me: LOL I THOUGHT THE LINE WAS “MY DOG IS MY BABY” AND I WAS LIKE LOL TAYLOR WHEN DID YOU GET A DOG? BUT THEN I REALIZED SHE WASNT SINGING THAT ANYWAY BUT THE BEAT FJDJDJDJ I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE PRODUCTION ON THIS ONE AND THE WAY SHE SINGS DAIIISYYY BUT LIKE ITS A FUCKING BOPPP THE WHOLE ALBUM IS BUT THISSSS SONGGGG IS ESPECIALLY ONE
delicate: ITS SO SOFT BITCH YES IM HERE FOR IT AND SHE SEEMS SO UNSURE AND WORRIED AND I JUST WANT TO SQUEEZE HERRR AND THE HIGH PITCHED DELICATE OWNS MY HEART LISTEN AND THE FACT THAT SHE SAYS CAUSE I LIKEEE YOUUU INSTEAD OF I LOVE YOU JUST SHOWS THAT SHE WROTE THIS EARLY ON IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP?? THATS WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE I GUESS BUT BOIII THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVORITES ON THE ALBUM
look what you made me do: I CAN TOTALLY SEE WHY SHE PICKED THIS AS THE FIRST SINGLE BECAUSE IT LITERALLY MADE THE MEDIA SOSO SCARED LIKE THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS COMING FJDJDJDJJD AND HONESTLY I CANT WAIT TO SCREAM THE WORDS TO THIS SONG WHEN I SEE HER LIVE ON TOUR LIKE BITCHHH IM FUCKING READY
so it goes…: ALL EYES ON US THAT WAS IN THE READY FOR IT MUSIC VIDEO I SEE YOU SHIFTY SWIFTY BUT OHMYGOD THE BEAT DROP!!!!! I SCREAMED AND IT SOUNDS LIKE SHES SHAKING LIKE A MONEY BAG OR SOMETHING IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE CHORUS?? AND THE DRESSED IN ALL BLACK LINE LIKE BITCH ME TOO THE ONLY COLOR I WEAR IS BLACK WOOPS EXCEPT WHEN I WEAR MERCH FROM STORE DOT TAYLOR SWIFT DOT COM LMAO BUT OHMYGOD THE ONE TWO THREE LIKE SHE WHISPERS IT AND I GASPED
gorgeous: WHEN THIS CAME OUT I WAS LIKE OKAY THERES NO WAY SHE CAN DO BETTER PRODUCTION THAN THIS BUT GUESS WHAT SHE FUCKIN DID AND OMG ITS JUST SOSO CUTE AND I THINK WE CAN ALL RELATE SINCE WE’VE ALL HAD A CRUSH TBH AND THE FACT THAT SHE MENTIONED HER CATS IN IT MAKES IT SO HER LIKE I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE FINALLY GETTING THE WORLDWIDE ATTENTION THEY DESERVE AND ALSO I STAN THE DING
getaway car: FUCK AS SOON AS I HEARD IT I THOUGHT YUP THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF MY FAVORITES AND IT FUCKING IS AND LITERALLY I STARTED SOBBING SO HARD AND LISTEN I DIDNT STOP FOR A LONG TIME AND ITS LIKE ONE OF THE SONGS WHEN YOURE DRIVING (in a getaway car ;) AND YOURE JUST LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW DRAMATICALLY AND ACTING LIKE YOURE IN A MUSIC VIDEO AND THE LYRICS OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE REALLY DID THAT AND THE FACT THAT SHE MENTIONED THAT SHE WAS THE FIRST TO LEAVE MAKES ME SO FUCKING PROUD OF HER LIKE SHE MANAGED TO RUN AWAY FROM THE TOXIC RELATIONSHIP SHE WAS IN AND IT GAVE ME SOME BETTER MAN VIBES LIKE IT KINDA PARALLELS TO “the bravest thing i ever did was run” IN BETTER MAN AND LIKE FUCK IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG AND THE OUTRO LITERALLY BROKE MY HEART BUT SHES HAPPY NOW WHICH MAKES MY HEART WHOLE AGAIN
king of my heart: OKAY AS STRAIGHT AS I HEARD THE BEAT I LITERALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG AND OHMYGOD THE CHORUS MAKES ME SMILE SO MUCH BECAUSE SHE HAS FINALLY FOUND A MAN WHO TREATS HER RIGHT AFTER ALL THESE HEARTBREAKS AND THE LINE “THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IS MY IDEA OF LUXURY” IS SO GOOD?? LIKE WTF SHE KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE QUIET GUITAR THAT KICKS IN LIKE MIDWAYS? I STAN THAT GUITAR AND LIKE CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT TRACK TEN ON 1989 WAS HOW YOU GET THE GIRL LIKE WHAT A GLO UP NOW ITS KING OF MY HEART AND SHE DOESNT NEED TO GIVE ANY MEN A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO GET HER BECAUSE NOW SHES FOUND THE ONE
dancing with our hands tied: I THINK THIS SONG REALLY SHOWCASES HOW THE ALBUM IS A NIGHTTIME ALBUM AND I LOVE THAT AND THE BEAT DROP BEFORE THE ALBUM LIKE YES I WAS BOPPING SO HARD AND STILL AM AND I LOVE THE WAY THE LINE “IM A MESS BUT IM THE MESS YOU WANTED” LIKE THATS FUCKING ADORABLE LETS ALL AGREE ON THAT OKAY??? AND ALSO THE TITLE ON THIS SONG IS SO INTRIGUING!! ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE VOCALS TOWARDS THE END LIKE THOSE HIGH NOTES I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THEM ON TOUR
dress: OKAY TAYLOR I DIDNT EXPECT THIS FROM YOU BUT ITS A BOP NEVER THE LESS AND LITERALLY ITS ON THE VERGE OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LISTEN TO IT WITH YOUR PARENTS IN THE CAR LMAO BUT CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THE DAMN PRE CHORUS LIKE IM HOLLERING AND OHMYGOD IMAGINE A DRESS/WILDEST DREAMS MASHUP!!!! I WOULD ACTUALLY SCREAM BECAUSE THEY FIT REALLY WELL TOGETHER BECAUSE OF THE LYRICS LMAO BUT HER HIGH VOCALS IN THE CHORUS!! SIGN ME TF UP!!!
this is why we can’t have nice things: THIS IS THE BIGGEST BOP ON THE ALBUM AND I WANT TO DANCE TO IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND OH MY GOD THE SHADEEE THE PERSON SHES SINGING ABOUT FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI!!! AND IT HAS SUCH GOOD LYRICS LIKE CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THEM AND LIKE THE PRE CHORUS SHES DOING A POSH KINDA ACCENT AND IM IN LOVE ALSO THE BRIDGE MADE MY HEART SO HAPPY!! HERES TO MY REAL FRIENDS HERES TO MY BABY HERES TO MY MAMA AND THEN HER LAUGH AFTER SHE SAYS HERES TO YOU LIKE MY HEART WENT 💗💕💞💓💘💖💝 LIKE ITS SUCH AN AMAZING SONG AND DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS
call it what you want: OKAY WHEN THIS CAME OUT I LITERALLY STARTED SOBBING WHEN I HEARD THE “IM DOING BETTER THAN I EVER WAS” LINE AND LIKE I STILL CRY ALMOST EVERY TIME IT COMES ON?? HOW?? ANYWAY BUT THE LYRICS ARE SO GOOD LIKE THIS REPLACED ALL TOO WELL AS MY FAVORITE SONG BUT THIS SONG HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A NEW FAVORITE BUT I JUST HAVE YET TO FIND OUT WHICH SONG ANYWAY BUT THE BRIDGE IS MY FAVORITE PART BYE
new year’s day: WHEN THE PIANO KICKED IN = INSTANT TEARS AND OMG YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL SHES REALLY IN LOVE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS SONG IT LITERALLY MADE ME SPEECHLESS AND ITS REALLY RARE FOR A SONG TO DO THAT LMAO AND ALSO IT HAS THIS CHRISTMASEY VIBE TO IT AND THATS PROBABLY WHY I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH AND I CAN DEFINITELY SEE THIS BEING A FAN FAVORITE WHICH I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF LIKE FEARLESS/SPEAK NOW TAYLOR AND THAT MAKES MY HEART REALLY HAPPY :) SO BASICALLY I LOVE TAYLOR SO MUCH AND IM HAPPY THAT SHES HAPPY
so basically this album is my favorite of hers ever and all the songs are masterpieces. i’m so proud of her and seeing the reviews makes me so happy and i can smell the grammys already :) i love you with my whole heart @taylorswift
!! OH MY GOD IT'S A LITTLE SMALL DETAIL BUT I GOTTA GUSH OVER IT: YOU. DRAW. LEAF. WITH. RED. EYES- OR AT LEAST CLOSE TO THEM AND THAT IS A+. DON'T GET ME WRONG THE WHOLE "GREEN EYE, LEAF WITH HER LAST NAME BEING GREEN" STUFF IS OKAY BUT HELLO?? I LOVE?? RED-EYED LEAF??? IT SUITS HER SO MUCH MORE?? IT'S UGH- okay my gushing about her eye color aside your art literally makes me so happy this is my otp and seeing your art is like, bringing my feels to the max thank you,,
OH MY GOD THANK YOU YES???????? I LOVE LEAF WITH REd eyes and theres a reason cuz i used to like her with brown eyes but i thought it would be nice to start new and fresh but my hc GREEN ALREADY HAD GREEN EYES Even though i changed it later and leaf with blue eyes is…no…..because surprisingly i love leaf but i hate…pokespe!blue… AND i also liked green as a name for the rival better than blue so i made leafs last name redwood
ALSO I MADE HER HAIR FROM A COFFEE BROWN TO A PINKISH BROWN KINDA????? Matches her hair better imo lmaoo ALSO
I see leaf as this nice girl but also a badass so HER RED EYES MAKE FOR REALLY COOL SCENES LIKE THIS,,,,FYI ITS MY ULTIMATE OTP TOO LIKE….every otp i have stems off the base of conflicting yall dont even know…..why yall think i like hanbaki so much…
Since Fujimaki won’t give us GOM siblings, I’ve taken it upon myself to yolo/headcanon them. Here’s the first set with the precious son!! He has four older siblings, he’s literally the baby of his family cAN YOU BELIEVE.
His parents must have moolah bc - just consider it for a moment. Their kids would grow out of their clothes every few months growing up, all their furniture/maybe even their house itself needs to be custom made, etc.
((also the 17 age was with extra game in mind but then I drew his hair like the main series uh… yolo?))
people aren't seeing the worst in robert, he IS being the worst atm, the robron dynamic has become chrobert 2.0, this is literally happening on screen right now, we're not making this up! it's too awful to watch right now and it's understandable?? good on you if you can stomach this but you don't have to be condescending to those who can't
I’m not being condescending. That would imply that I understand that POV. I literally do not see it. I just don’t. I don’t think the circumstance, Robert’s actual struggle as a character or them as a couple are anything alike to Chrissie and Robert. Is Robert being written stupidly? Sure. But it does not for me for a FUCKING moment negate everything he has done before this. That’s not how life fucking works is it? If I were a person who’d changed for the better but something happened where I made some bad decisions and fell back on habits, would that literally make me a bad person? My growth would then mean nothing?
Because they are showing Robert freaking out but they are clearly showing why and it is all about Aaron. People forget that he was a mess. People forget that he was drunk. People forget that he was going to tell the truth. People aren’t taking into account how he is the only thing Aaron can rely on and Robert knows that. Or if they dont forget apparently its not important enough to take into consideration in regards to his motivation. BUT I’m not making THAT up. The show has CLEARLY shown their love. And that fear of losing that is the motivation.
Not because of fucking money or power or wanting to keep up appearances. Not because Robert wants to keep fucking Bex, he clearly does not, and have Aaron at home. He wants to be at home with Aaron. This isn’t a fucking thrill for Robert. The man is miserable and terrified. He isn’t even thinking ahead. He has no idea what he is doing. This is so fucking far removed from the affair that it’s a joke except for the lying. He is lying but his reasons? Not in any way the same. And Robert hates himself for it.
But it doesn’t matter because some have already made up their minds long before this or they don’t get the motivation. I could list why it is different in detail but I find at this point it’s not even worth the bother.
And that is on them. I don’t even mean that in any sort of critical way really. Personal experience or lack of experiences color people’s perception. They see one way or don’t another. It is what it is.
I’m not going to pretend I understand and on my space I’m going to call out what I don’t understand or like. I’m also not going to on to attack them on their space where they can say what they want to say bc that’s what their blog is there for.
But I am going to, after months of hearing how Robert is the worst and this couple is ruined, put my foot down and say I’ve had enough.
I do not like the Robert hate. I do not like that people, not the show mind you, BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ARE NOT SAYING THIS, keep negating the person he now is. I hate that Robert is not allowed to fuck up ever without it destroying him as a character apparently. I am pretty sick and tired of the negativity.
It’s not the show that is driving me away. It is literally the fandom.
You obviously can and do feel whatever way you do. (Thanks BTW for giving me permission to do the same. Really.) I don’t have to agree, like it or even understand it. I simply have to respect you enough to leave you to YOUR space to feel that way.
You hold up your phone and press the round large circle to record what you were about to do. Robbie Kay was standing beside you, bending down a little to get into the camera’s view.
“Hi! Look who I’m with!” You giggle excitedly at the camera. Robbie nodded and smiles.
“Oh my god,” You mouth to the camera. Turning slightly to Robbie, a sly smile on your face as grabbed a small object from your pocket. “Robbie?”
“Yes, Y/N,” He smiled at you. Your face reddened at what you were about to say.
“Can I give you a kiss?” You almost snorted at your stupidity halfway through the sentence. Clenching the metal piece in your hand, you waited for his response.
“Um,” Robbie smiled at the ground, blushing. “Sure.”
“Here,” You held out the token you took from a Monopoly game. Robbie looked at the thimble and laughed. He took it happily.
“Thank you,” Robbie chuckled. You winked at the camera, happy that you finished your little prank with no embarrassments.
“Yes?” You turned back to him. He was looking at the small thimble fondly.
“Can I give you a kiss?” Robbie held the metal token up with a smirk. You laughed and nodded.
“Of course,” You held your hand out. Robbie grinned. Instead of dropping the thimble into your hand, he snaked one arm around your waist, pulling you close, and the other hand pulled your face to his. Your lips crashed into his. The kiss was short and sweet. His thumb rubbing circles on your cheek.
please dont follow me if u are mutuals with @.icedsodas/@.phantomemoji/@.owasera or whatever their current url is
this isnt a callout and i have no right to call it one because its mostly personal drama but please take the time to read this anyway (esp if ur mutuals with them) because theyve made me ridiculously uncomfortable over the course of the past couple years
lots of text and screenshots under the cut also tell me if its hard 2 read cuz of my theme and i will edit it (in the meantime u can right click an image + open in new tab to see high res)
u can either block them or me after reading this idrc which/rbing would help me spread the word to all my mutuals but u dont have to
tw for brief mentions of suicide
edit 5/12/17: so they talked to me about it and really only dug themselves further into a hole and made it even more obvious that they are stalking me. that conversation will be linked at the bottom of the post to keep it in chronological order, but if you already read it and want to see the update, >click here.<
You want someone to pray to? To act like they’re your God?
HOW ABOUT ACTUAL GOD
JUST AN IDEA
LITERALLY ONE HAND GESTURE AWAY FROM HIM
And God doesn’t treat anyone like nothing. I don’t know- I don’t WANT to know- what kind of angsty teem drama you’ve made out The Bible to be in order to suit your otherkin bullshit…
Instead of creeping people out with your “worshipping”, and having to be “careful” about it, and you seem to be so far up your own ass in believing you’re an ACTUAL ANGEL FROM GOD, WHY DONT YOU PRAY TO HIM. GO TO CHURCH. ACTUALLY READ THE BIBLE. WORSHIP ACTUAL GOD NOT YOUR INNOCENT FRIEND LIKE THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SO EASILY AVOIDED
I just removed like 80 people that I followed because they were old, inactive glee blogs but one of the first people I followed (like number 10 or 11) is a phan blog, so apparently I’ve been casually watching over what they’re doing for at least 5 years? I didn’t realize I’d followed a phan blog that long ago. Also, I started following a lot of phan blogs way before I made this account?? So how long have I been watching them without realizing it? Why is everything before this account a blur? What have they done to me? I’m scared.
if we’re gonna be on the topic of zayn and the topic of pretentious music critics lets talk about how zayn’s comments about 1d’s music after he left literally made me feel like shit knowing one of the people i looked up to for 3 years thought that kind of music was stupid