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Happy early Valentine’s Day! This is for @whimsyalice as part of @aftgexchange!!! Yay!!! I wanted to include all your fave ships/characters, so this is more Foxes nonsense than ships! Hope you enjoy! :) 

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It starts on a Monday. The locker room is a cacophony of chattering voices as the Foxes all arrive for afternoon practice, everyone still thrumming with excitement from Friday night’s win. Neil follows the group in and past the lounge. Allison and Renee have their arms linked and heads bowed together as they make their way into the girls’ changing room. Dan and one of the freshman girls are close behind them, not even pausing their lively conversation as they disappear behind the door. Andrew pushes past the door for the men’s changing room, Neil behind him. Matt and Nicky are hot on their heels and arguing about some television show as Neil makes his way to his locker.

“I’m telling you,” Nicky says. “He’s dead.”

“No way!” Matt argues. “He’s gonna pop up next season. You’ll see.”

“Are you sure we watched the same episode?”

“They can’t just kill off a fan favorite like that!”  

Neil tunes them both out and spins the combination into his locker lock. When he pulls the door open, something falls out and clatters to the floor. There’s a moment where Neil’s heart stutters to a painful halt in his chest, his breath clogging up his throat. Somewhere in the back of his mind, memories he’s long buried try to sink their claws back in. He has to close his eyes for a moment before he can focus again. Neil slowly looks down only to find a plastic knife at his feet. He blinks a few times in confusion before reaching down and picking it up. He turns it over in his hand and sees Justin Mattews scrawled in sharpie across the handle. As far as threats go, this one definitely makes the least amount of sense. Neil gives his brain another minute to come up with a possible explanation, but when it comes up blank, he holds the plastic knife out towards Andrew in a silent question.

“Neil! What’re you doing? You’re not supposed to tell anyone who you have!” Nicky exclaims from across the row of lockers.

“Murder season is finally upon us,” Matt says. “Let the chaos begin and may the best person win.”

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“Oh Mutt darling, don’t even worry about Tank!  He wouldn’t hurt a fly–would you, big boy?”
“BI”    
“….Unless it landed on me, of course, then he would absolutely destroy it.”
“B)”

Mutt has never been the shortest girl in the room before, but hey.  Number One is 6′3 without her heels. ((Limousines have a certain amount of high-society pretention about them, even limousines belonging to the Duke.  ;)  Thus the evening wear haha)) ((I gotta figure out names for them they can’t just literally go by their car names.  Can they?)) ((CAN THEY?? 8I))

when ppl describe having bpd as “literal hell” and all the sudden ur spiraling into panic bc is my life actually hell?? if it’s not, do i Not have bpd??? am i making this all up???? what does “normal” even feel like??? is what i’m feeling “normal”???? is my functioning even at all impaired, or is my level of dysfunction “normal”??????? did things used to feel worse????? bc i can’t remember at all what i’ve felt before????????? who would i be without my bpd label???? who am i???? am i ok??????????

anonymous asked:

yo i haven't seen pd2 in like YEARS but yuuri and victor in your little drabble had me weak and i don't even know what kinda factor they play in the movie or if there's anything else you can give us but i'd love to see more of them because. yes @ them being all over each other in front of everyone when people have shit to do, i.e. important ruling a kingdom stuff

well, the dynamic between the queen and joe in the movies (can’t say much about the books bc it’s been years since i read one of them lmao) is that they’ve got a will they won’t they tension going on and literally the entire damn country ships them (the friggin bishop or…. whatever religious leader officiating the wedding was like “finally” when they did get married in pd2 lolol) and yea that’s probably what i’d be going for. but with a couple tweaks since a lot of details have been shifted around in this au to make it work better with the yoi cast lol


Viktor’s never seen anyone as stoic as Mr Katsuki before in his life. He runs a tight ship, getting all the other security officers into line and smartly suited up. He obsessively goes over every possible breach or flaw at every venue, even drawing up blueprints and maps of the buildings Viktor sets foot in just so he knows the weaknesses of each wall, the locations of each ventilation shaft. He knows the precise details of Viktor’s schedule down to the minute, coordinating with Lilia, his chief advisor and assistant, until everything around the King seems to flow like clockwork, the well-oiled cogs of a machine designed to protect his every step.

“Why are you doing this?” he asks Mr Katsuki once, a couple months into his tenure as chief of security, and Mr Katsuki only smiles a tight, brittle smile that doesn’t reach his calculating yet sparkling eyes.

“I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if you were hurt, Your Majesty,” he replies.

Viktor laughs at just how earnestly serious the man looks. “My life is in your hands already, Mr Katsuki. You might as well call me Viktor.”

There’s a little chink in Mr Katsuki’s armour at that when his cheeks flush visibly pink. “I don’t know if I could, Your Majesty,” he says, his voice quiet, soft, and Viktor immediately realises he’d do anything to see this sort of expression on the man’s face again.

Mr Katsuki is a reassuring shadow at his side, watchful yet protective. Viktor values his work and dedication. Admires his bravery and honour.

But he doesn’t fall in love, though, until one fateful afternoon when he’s leaving his motorcade and a gunman opens fire, and Mr Katsuki is on him in an instant, tackling him onto the asphalt and shielding him with his body. As his heartbeat rings loudly in his ears, Viktor looks up into the wide-eyed expression on his chief of security’s face, and realises that the man is genuinely terrified of losing him.

“Yuuri,” he breathes, reaching up for him. The light haloes Mr Katsuki, making him almost angelic. The noise and commotion fade away with each blink of Mr Katsuki’s long lashes, and then the world fades to white.

When Viktor wakes up, he is in a hospital bed, and Mr Katsuki – Yuuri – has fallen asleep with his fingers inches from Viktor’s own. 

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New fic: Strong enough to carry him

Thought I’d squeeze in one final Isak POV fic before we officially have a new main tomorrow! So here, have some Evak, plus an unexpected pairing that may or not be inspired by this Very Important™ photograph.

Title: Strong enough to carry him

Pairings: Isak/Even, Eskild/Mahdi (I know, I know, shhh, just let it happen to you)

Summary:

Isak is starting to lose the plot of the syndicated crime drama blaring on the television—and trying to figure out a way to get Mahdi to explain it to him without sounding stupid—when it happens.

Before Isak can open his mouth to speak, Mahdi turns to him, clears his throat, and casually asks:

“So…what’s Eskild’s deal?”

Or: Mahdi thinks Eskild is hot. Isak just wants to get through this with his sanity intact.

Read it here on AO3.

  • Hinata: I h a t e Kageyama
  • Yachi: Why? You're always together. If you're not playing volleyball, you're going out to ea-
  • Hinata: How do you know we go out to eat?
  • Yachi: Y-
  • Hinata: How much have you seen?
  • Yachi: A lot?
  • Hinata: KAGEYAMA!!!
  • Kageyama: What do you want du-
  • Hinata: S h e k n o w s
  • Kageyama: H o l y-
  • Yachi: You don't even hide it you idiots. Literally everyone on the team just assumes you're dating.
  • Hinata: c r a p
  • Kageyama: f u c k
  • Hinata: Don't cuss
  • Kageyama: Oh, I'm sorry *hugs Hinata*
  • Yachi: how the crap do you guys not expect us to think you're dating?
  • Kageyama and Hinata: h u h ?
2017 Phan

I like how the phandom has decided that 2017 is the year Dan and Phil will come out, move and get a dog (also possibly get married but like honestly isn’t that supposed to happen in 2022?). And whenever Dan and Phil say they’ll do anything (upload a video, do a joint lveshow etc) we get really excited and we’re like ‘YES, this is IT, guys. They are coming out as a couple. They are anouncing that they got a puppy, they got engaged and that they will soon move. I know it. I just KNOW it. I CAN FEEL IT!’. And then it ends up being just another pleasant, domestic, funny video and we just stand there like ‘wut’ for a bit and then we find a new thing to scream about (eg THEY WERE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS)

i finished my first full week at my first job EVER (3 of those days were full time)

i just took a shower and now i’m going to go eat, have some of the mochi ice cream i bought to treat myself AND BINGE WATCH HXH UNTIL 3AM IDC 

How Clarke Will Recognize Her Feelings For Bellamy
  • Clarke: ROOOOAAAANNNN!
  • Roan: Oh hi, Clarke! How's the first half of my OTP doi-
  • Clarke: ROAN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BELLAMY?!
  • Roan: Not much. He's just chillin' in Polis. Eating ice cream and watching the sunset. Probs thinking of you.
  • Clarke: You mean... he's not... hurt?
  • Roan: WHAT?! Clarke, you seriously think that I would hurt him?
  • Clarke: Um... Well... Yes... ?
  • Roan: Pfffttt... Nah. I want to see the two of you get married and spend the rest of your lives together with your adorable Bellarke children.
  • Clarke: ... What's a Bellarke?
  • Roan: You know... You, Bellamy...
  • Clarke: .........................
  • Roan: You seriously don't know?! You're like the only one at this point.
  • Echo: Ummm... I also don't know what a Bellarke is.
  • Roan: You wouldn't! You're a plot device to freak fans out and make them think that their OTP might not happen. But true Bellarkers know otherwise.
  • Raven, Jasper, Monty, Abby, Octavia- literally everyone else: It's true.
  • L.exa and Finn from their graves: Even we knew, Clarke.
  • Clarke: So... what you're saying is... Bellamy and I should be together?
  • Echo: Well, I mean not necessari-
  • Everyone else: YES!
  • Clarke: Huh... Now that you mention it that kinda makes sense. I look at him differently than I do the rest of my peeps.
  • Echo: You do?
  • Everyone else: YOU DO! AND HE LOOKS AT YOU RIGHT BACK!

I don’t want to start anything but I find it so interesting that the fandom is so determined to portraying Damian being BFF with Jon kent who he only met recently and have been fighting with for half the short amount of time that they have know each other (or with Colin who haven’t been seen since 1964) over lets say Maya (a Black/Latino girl) or Duke (a Black boy) or Suren (an Arab boy just like Damian) or Maps (a Japanese girl) even though he has better relationship with them than he do with Jon and actually showed interests in being their friend (Damian literally calls Maya his sister, like what else do you want?)

PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK MONSTA X COPIED BTS LMAO HONEY I DON’T THINK THE STARSHIP PRODUCTION TEAM GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT BTS DID AS THEIR CONCEPT. JUST BECAUSE THE COLOR PALLETE OF TWO PICTURES LOOK SIMILAR DOESN’T MEAN IT’S “”“COPIED”“” SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND TAKE A FEW BREATHS JESUS

IT’S NOT EVEN THAT IT’S ABOUT MONSTA X OKAY I’M NOT BEING BIASED IT’S THAT THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS SO FUCKING SENSETIVE WITH THESE THINGS???? LIKE TAKE A STEP BACK, ENJOY THE ART, FUCKING CHILL OUT. IN REALITY NO GROUP HAS CONTROL OVER WHAT THEIR CONCEPT IS GOING TO BE SO IT’S ACTUALLY COMPANIES COPYING EACH OTHER IF ANYTHING.

AND PEOPLE GET BITTER ABOUT THE SMALLEST THING? LIKE “OH NO THIS PERSON WAS IN THE SAME POSE AS THIS OTHER PERSON FROM ANOTHER GROUP” THAT DOESN’T COUNT AS COPYING, IT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN EVEN COPY???

JUST BECAUSE TWO GROUPS HAS SIMILAR THINGS LIKE LET’S SAY THAT BATHTUB..,, THEY HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS!!!! THEY SYMBOLIZE DIFFERENT THINGS!!!! STOP ASSUMING THAT X COPIED Y FOR THE DUMBEST FUCKING REASONS!!!! COLOR PALETTES AND OBJECTS USED IN TWO DIFFERENT CONCEPTS IS NOT COPYING

I’VE SEEN CONCEPTS THAT HAVE LOOKED MORE LIKE THEY’VE COPIED EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID??? I TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND KEPT IT TO MYSELF BECAUSE IT LITERALLY DOES!!!! NOT!!!!! FUCKING!!!! MATTER!!!!! IT’S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!!!!!

AND THIS REALLY APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY NOT JUST THIS, IM REAL SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT

  • Every article from every godforsaken mainstream "feminism" site: I just wanna talk about how getting my nails done today was the most Empowering™ feminist act ever and how doing my nails and makeup and things that most women feel pressured to do is actually a radical activist statement when I do it because having long nails is my social praxis (I totally know what that means) and I'm using this $60 waste of money to overthrow the patriarchy. Also I'm just gonna throw around a bunch of buzzwords like "intersectional" while using "q****" both as a verb and as a way to describe myself even though I'm a totally gender conforming woman who literally only dates men.

anonymous asked:

The "straighty" bog literally has a "Ask to follow if you're cis". I never really understood blogs where you have to ASK to follow. Like, if you don't want people following just block them? Or make your blog private. It's rude to force people to reveal something like that about themselves especially if they're having gender association problems, at least to me. What's your opinion? (You don't have to answer, I know you get a lot of anon hate but I just thought this topic was interesting)

I personally would not even want to follow a blog that approached #discourse that way, but I understand why people write like that. All methods of moderating who you interact with online and how are imperfect, so people resort to blanket generalities in an (often sloppy and ineffective) attempt to protect themselves and create a hospitable environment. I’m definitely in camp “just block someone if they’re an asshole” but my reaction to harassment is irritation rather than fear or anxiety.

Part of what I dislike about that is the assumption that other people from X demographic you’re a part of are automatically going to be trustworthy, supportive, kind, and reasonable. People trust too readily based on shared traits or experiences that are not reflections of the quality of one’s character, and they get stabbed in the back for it all the time.

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- Are you hurt?
- Yeah, a little.
- A little?

sana and yousef have the most banterful relationship and you can’t convince me they don’t

like he teases her so much (fondly, never ever hurtful, never pushing boundaries). and she just narrows her eyes at him and makes some sassy response and literally roasts yousef and it makes yousef’s head fall back with laughter because sana is just so funny and clever and where does this girl get her wit from

sana lowkey loves making yousef laugh. she loves making all her friends laugh

there is one time where yousef runs over and nudges sana’s hand while she’s applying some of her Dark Lipstick™ and that’s the only time she hasn’t said anything and instead runs over to him and swats him over the head (he ducks and tries to avoid it but you can’t avoid sana when she’s on a mission). and everyone around them is ????? what is happening???? but yousef is laughing so everyone guesses that it’s all good (sana is totally not laughing either she’s completely annoyed what do you mean the corners of her mouth are twitching upwards)

anyway they’re at this party one time and yousef is just chilling with his arm around mikael (mikael is playing with the fingers yousef has on mikael’s shoulder, trailing up and down them lazily). sana is there too, and it’s the first time yousef has introduced her to mikael properly. like, they’ve met in passing before, but this is the first time sana has met mikael as yousef’s boyfriend. and yousef is aware that sana has been eyeing mikael the whole night, been asking him pressing questions. and she’s been kind of tough on mikael, actually. 

(when she leaves to check vilde isn’t throwing up, mikael turns to yousef and says, “she hates me!” and yousef just rolls his eyes and shakes his head and says “no, baby, she doesn’t hate you” but he kind of wishes sana would chill just a little bit)

but yousef knows she won’t, really. because as much as sana and yousef joke around, they are like brother and sister, and sana would never keep quiet if yousef was with someone that she didn’t think was worthy of him

but she comes back and sits next to them and they start talking again and yousef tries to change the atmosphere to something more relaxed. it’s all chill, everything is chill, the vibe is good, even if yousef can tell that mikael is still a little nervous.

then someone accidentally spills a drink over sana and oh my god yousef tries really hard not to laugh - like he tries, tries so hard, but sana KNOWS he finds this funny so she turns to him and glares at him and that’s when he loses it, laughter bubbling out of him, he can’t help it

and he chokes out an, “are you okay?” even though he knows she’s fine, and sana just glares at him more and says, “is something funny?” and oh god yousef just laughs more and more until suddenly sana is throwing a drink over him too

and he scoffs, shakes his hair like a dog (splattering it all over mikael, thank you very much), and then he asks, “what was that for?!” 

sana just scowls and says “you know what that was for, yousef acar”

and mikael snorts and yousef turns to him, mocking offence, saying, “what, you’re taking her side now, baby?!”

and mikael just shrugs and says “you deserved it”, grinning like an idiot before moving some of yousef’s wet hair away from his eyes and asking, a little more softly, “are you okay?”

and something in sana’s expression softens because she registers the tone in mikael’s voice, the softness, the way he looks at yousef with so much warmth and admiration. and even though yousef is literally the biggest idiot on the planet, sana knows he deserves to have someone speak to him and look at him the way mikael speaks and looks at him. with care, with gentleness, with teasing grins and soft touches.

okay. okay. maybe she’ll give mikael a chance after all.