i literally cannot though

When my mum moved out of home, she got herself a Rough Collie she named Jessica Mary Winch (Winch was her maiden name). Recently I have been pining for a Rough Collie, but I don’t know if I could handle a big dog or such a full-coated dog.

txladydeadpool  asked:

THERE IS A BOOK?! Thank you for this info! Did Guillermo Del Toro write it or was it a producer/screenwriter? How big/long is the book? Or an estimate of pages/words? This is so exciting!

It was written by Daniel Kraus and del Toro, and it’s around 300 pages :) I know, I literally cannot contain myself and shut up about even though I really should… but just a few more months I guess…

Preview for House of M #4

And I see we continue to avoid the question of who is supposed to be the twin boys’ father in this reality. 

anonymous asked:

Do you know any good smutty/sexy fics? Ones that are just that?

I’m assuming you mean just simple one shots with little plot so you could check out these:

Auror Training-  Auror training is not quite what she expected. [AU Lily/James, Smut]

Fireside-  Trying to reassure Lily Evans that the world isn’t going to fall apart on his watch, James ends up revealing far more than he’d intended - and the emotions that have been bottled up for years are finally realised.

Hijacking- James and Lily start hijacking one another’s rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

It Happened In A Broom Cupboard-  James Potter was not happy, and it was all Lily Evans’s fault. L/J. One-shot, smut.

Lol I’m sorry these are all Jily I’m Jily trash You should check out my fanfic recs page though if you want something that is longer and still pretty smutty cause I have some of that on there. Also, if you’re a slut for Jily like I am check out @jilyarchive they’re my favorite place to go in search of new Jily fanfic

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that cover is gorgeous!!! u should join my endverse!cas network :P so if u make mixes in the future i can always find them. i totally headcanon that cas would listen to radiohead and thom yorke’s other music. like black swan and it rained all night and ideoteque (radiohead is my fav band ignore me)

but like there, there with endverse!cas and his relationship to his lost grace and his connection to humanity while still not really be ONE of them

1. Wait, you have an endverse!cas network? Where do I follow you, cool people, let me follow you.
1a. I would probably be useless to you, though, because I literally cannot do anything. No gifs or anything.
2. CAS IS SUCH A RADIOHEAD PERSON?? ? Especially the 2014 version of Cas. Granted, I kinda headcanon Cas as being all over the music spectrum with his tastes with no regards for genres whatsoever.

Everything is Okay

Sebastian Stan x reader

Warnings: Just some cuss words, nothing too bad. Also short. Oops

A/N: this is the first Sebastian imagine that I’ve done! Ironic, huh? Sorry it’s short! Hope y’all enjoy!

Originally posted by marvel-dirtbag

Your morning was a blur, you awoke to check your phone only to see your Instagram had completely exploded. You jumped from 400 followers to 20,000 overnight and you knew exactly why. 

“Sebastian Stan you better get your ass into the bedroom right now!” You screamed, staring at the picture you were tagged in by Sebastian. It showed the picture that had been his lockscreen for weeks, with you smiling into the camera as he rested his chin ever-so-lightly in the crook of your neck. His arms were wrapped around your waist and his eyes were lit up by a grin. 

You heard feet pad quickly up the stairs, only to have a sheepish Sebastian standing in the doorway. 

There was a reason you were fuming. The two of you hadn’t announced your relationship even though it had been a year. He was keen on being quiet about it which you obviously didn’t mind one bit. You weren’t ready to announce it, but he was, so he did. 

“I can’t- I literally cannot believe you did this!” You felt as though you were steaming out of your ears. 

He shrugged nervously, “It’s a really cute picture, I couldn’t resist.” 

“Did you really have to post it? Honestly? At this fucking time?!” 

Sebastian sighed, coming into the room and sitting on the edge of the bed, “You really thought that we could do this forever? We’ve had a lot of close calls.” 

“I just-” you looked at your phone again, suddenly admiring the picture, “I guess it’s fine. I just didn’t expect this much attention from it.” 

He smiled, “It’ll be fine, babe. I promise.” 

You leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss to his lips. 

You wished you had gotten a bit more of a notice but it had to happen eventually. Most of the comments were positive which you were thankful for, but you still wanted to prepare yourself. 

Sebastian kissed your cheek, “Now, let’s go to breakfast. At a real restaurant this time.” 

You pulled him by his neck back down to you, your lips connecting once again. “You’re paying.” 

You pulled away completely from him, giggling and rushing to the shower. 

Not quite word count, but it is late and I am trying to shift my sleeping schedule back to something, uh, normal, so we’ll call it for the night.  Still working on backstory makeouts because I haven’t written proper makeouts in months.  And months.  And months.  Like, I literally cannot remember the last time; I think it was this, though those are actually very brief makeouts and this might actually be it.

Snippet from Kanan flashback 13.

Kanan turned his head to see Hera blinking sleepily at him.  She smiled when she saw him looking at her and he returned it, then leaned in to kiss her, soft and closed-mouthed.

“Hi,” she murmured against his lips.

“Hi yourself,” he whispered back. “Sleep well?”

She nodded, reaching out to touch his arm, her fingers light and a little wary.  This time Kanan leaned into her hand, feeling her smile against his mouth before he kissed her again. He didn’t touch her otherwise, but he was achingly aware of the warmth of her body, of the space between them – how easy it would be to breach that space.

Good morning,” Hera said as they drew back for breath.

Kanan tipped his forehead down against hers, unable to keep from smiling and unwilling to try.  Hera trailed her fingers down his arm, her smile growing as he didn’t pull away, and wriggled just a little – enough to make him aware of the curve of breast and hip and lekku, if he hadn’t been already.

anonymous asked:

Tell us about some of the times you were sick. Stomach bugs, flus, etc... Also #senthomesick stories too

Where would I even start honestly I’m sick all the time? I’ve got so many stories because I have awful luck with my health. I never get sent home from work though, and only will call in if I literally cannot function. I have to be near death my dude. 

I’ll tell you one of my favorites though that still cracks me and my friend up

My freshman year in college, I woke up at around 4am ready to throw up. I have cyclic vomiting syndrome, and 4am is always the magic time my episodes start so I knew what it was and quietly dismissed myself to the shared bathroom my roommate and I had. 

It was a bad one though, and couldn’t stop vomiting once I started. An hour into it my roommate knocks on the door and says “Hey are you okay?”

I dismissed her and told her I would explain later, she said she’ll check on me again in a bit. After a minute, I hear a thump and then knocking on the door again. My roommate said “I hit my face on the wall since the room is dark and I couldn’t see and now my nose is bleeding”

I’m like “Are you fucking shitting me” but before I could finish my sentence I’m hurling into the toilet again, and my roommate is explaining to me from the other side of the door that her nose will not stop bleeding and she needs a tissue ASAP

So when I get a break I drag myself across the floor, wad of toilet paper in hand and toss it at her through the door, immediately running back to the toilet once I did

She said “I’m going to sit on the other side of the door to make sure you don’t die, even though I too, am dying”

We were both up until 8am, she still went to class but I passed the hell out in my bed for the rest of the day. She ended up bringing me soup later and we both laughed about how we are terrible at being adults

I’m turning off Anon because I currently have about twenty of you in my inbox who have decided I’m a terrible person for not liking this and that’s fine, but do remember this: I don’t have to like it.  You can.  I’m not taking that away from you and regardless of how you feel about it, you can’t make someone feel the same way by trying to make them feel bad or stupid for having their point of view.  My point of view hurts literally no one.  It just is.  Your point of view also hurts no one and I’m not coming down on anyone for their opinions on it.  I ask the same level of respect from you all, but you’re the ones who literally cannot let it go even though I have said I’m done discussing it.  So, Anon is off for now. Please enjoy the Harry news and have fun.  I’m not trying to put a damper on it so please stop trying to make me feel like shit.