me, talking on the phone: y’know, i always joke around wondering what might happen if klance was actually gonna be canon, and laugh it off because there’s no way, but just- hold on, here, listen to this- just- listen!! lance is so sincere and the first one to comfort keith, and he does it so well, especially if they’re “rivals”, y’know? i really think klance is gonna be canon. this is the perfect set up for it, and i can feel it. what do you think?
911 operator on the other line: ma’am,