An Ask Meme I Just Made Up
I wanted to make one, so here you go. Drop a number in my askbox. Or reblog it and steal it for your own.
1. Are you a side, back, or front sleeper?
2. When you hum random music what song is it?
3. Explain your username
4: Explain my username
5: How did you fall into the tumblr hellpit?
6: What fan interest of yours would you least prefer to explain in your workplace?
7: What fan interest or yours would you most enjoy explaining in your workplace?
8: Last song you listened to?
9: Weirdest thing on your dash today?
10: In a perfect world, what animal would you most like to adopt?
11: What animal would you most like someone else to adopt?
12: What’s something trivial you have strong opinions about?
13: What would your super-villain finishing move be?
14: Explain your icon.
15: You meet your true love(s) today. Possibly again. Describe your ideal hilarious romcom meetcute. (can be aromantic)
16: Your comfort food, and why.
17: What type of mad science will you Show Them All with? (ex: mad chemical engineer, mad library scientist, mad linguist). Which of your creations will probably turn on you?
18: Favorite cheesy trope?
19: Favorite trope nobody writes enough of?
20: Rec me a book, comic, or anime, or other piece of media you wish there were more like.
21: Wierdest tumblr drama you’ve been a part of or stumbled across.
22: You know those things from a million years ago your brain suddenly reminds you to feel embarrased/guilty/bad about in full technicolor? Tell me one of them.
23: What is something you collect?
24: Pens. Do you know where the one closest to you came from? Would you be distressed if someone took it?
25: The last game you played is crossed with the zombie apocalypse and now going down outside your window. How boned are you?
26: What was the last thing that made you cry?
27: Most embarrassing/weird/personal body thing you’re willing to talk about.
28: Your icon is now the voice of your inner therapist. How is this gonna go?
29: Name a kink you only like hypothetically.
30: Name a kink you find bewildering.
31: You have acquired: a mouse, a lizard, a rabbit, a spider, a domestic fox. Name them! Who gets to sleep on the bed?
32: What was your favorite childhood toy? Do you still have it?
33: Hit “shuffle” on your media player and tell me your favorite lyric from the song that comes up.
34: What fan media (of yours or someone else’s) would you most like to see art/fic for?
35: What do you ship that you think would be hard to explain convincingly to other people? Attempt an explanation.
36: What meme gets on your nerves?
37: Showers or baths?
38: Who was your biggest childhood nemesis and why?
39: First writing prompt that comes to your head.
40: Least favorite color.
41: What was the last thing you got really obsessed with?
42: What’s the weirdest experience you’ve ever had on a mind-altering substance? (prescription, recreational, otc, or food)
43: Shuffle up a random song on your media player. Now tell me what ship/story goes with it.
44: What’s making you happiest recently? :)
45: What’s scaring you these days? :(
46: Post a funny video for me.
47: Did you ever have a dream/nightmare that stuck with you for years?
48: What’s a movie you thought you’d hate but you turned out to love?
49: Tell me a really obscure fact you know.
50: Hot or cold?
51: How did your parent(s) punish you as a kid? What do you think of that?
52: What’s something you thought was true about yourself that your feelings have changed on over the years?
53: Write a story in seven words.
54: What is your favorite curse word?
55: Favorite food for every color of the rainbow.
56: If you were a poltergeist where would you haunt and what would be your preferred style of prank?
57: What is an art style, craft, or skill that you can’t do, but you really admire in others?
58: What is a skill you have that people probably don’t know about?
59: Name a pet peeve you have, and something you do that is probably a pet peeve for others.
60: Dragons, dinosaurs, or aliens?
61: What was the last big fight you had with someone about?
62: Insult the asker of this question creatively.
63: In an ideal world, what would you like done with your body after you die?
64: Find me a weird stock photo and post it.
65: What was your bedtime ritual as a kid? Did you have one?
66: What are the three traits you value the most in others?
67: What are the three most interesting wild animals you’ve encountered in your life?
68: What is a word you really enjoy saying?
69: Answer number 60 like it was a “fuck, marry, kill” rhetorical.
70: Describe something that happened to you today as if you were a narrator in a film noir, nature documentary, or 50s teaching video.
71: Create five new nicknames for yourself as quickly as you can.
72: Shorts, pants, skirts, or other?
73: What’s a song you hate and why?
74: If you were a superhero, what would be your one weakness?
75: Describe a weird encounter you had with a bug.