i liked this movie and this joke okay

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: was the song help from pink season a genuine cry for help or is it satire because im concerned for the well-being of a comedian I've never met or spoken to he doesn't even acknowledge my existence but it's as if he's pulling some marina joyce shit man like is he okay? what scares me more is the fact it sounds like a teen movie song and papa hates teens like....dang

Okay so the movie theater I supervise at has a private Facebook group for employees to switch shifts or give them away if needed, or for a manager to make an announcement. But every now and then people like to post jokes or memes which personally, I like, but some managers get annoyed.

It has been happening a little more recently because we hired a bunch of new minors for the holidays, and they don’t know all the rules. but now that the holidays are over, there aren’t enough shifts to go around, and many of the older employees are annoyed at the newer ones. They do break a lot of rules, but I know it’s mostly because they see older employees doing it and not get in trouble (our managers are super chill, and let us get away with A LOT).

Personally, I am annoyed at both the older and newer employees: the older ones for expecting management like me to properly teach the new ones, when the managers spend most of their time in the office during shifts, and the supervisors (of which there are only three total, one per shift, and sometimes not even that) are supposed to focus on concessions.
And then I’m annoyed at the new ones for not having to common sense to think of this as a job where you have to DO things and HELP customers and keep OFF their phones and RESPECT other coworkers.

But anyway, back to our Facebook group. Last night,this division boiled to a head after one of my friends posted that she needed shifts. She didn’t get scheduled at all because she suddenly hurt her back last week and couldn’t work for a while. Then a few other employees pointed out how they weren’t getting scheduled as much, one of them hinting at it being the new minors faults, posting quote, “At least we know how to complete our jobs…”

That broke the levee.

In comes a slew of comments from the most outspoken minor, blaming older employees for the incompetence of the new employees. She’s not wrong, but she pissed a lot of her coworkers off. Including this one girl who’s been working there for two years (she’s an awful worker, but that’s another story) who posted quote, “damn, I dont know you but every time you comment on this page it’s either pointless or rude. Enough said, bye.”

THIS IS A WORK PAGE THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL WORK PAGE HOLY SHIT.

after that, people start posting their own complaints, managers try and keep it civil and try and remind us that this is a page for trading shifts and ONLY for that. One new girl decides to go head to head with one of the most disliked managers like holy crap holy crap holy crap why are you doing this to yourself? Literally EVERYONE sees this? Do you know how bad this makes you look?

All of this was just drama that could’ve been avoided if employees just idk, did their jobs correctly. And as supervisor, though I am pretty damn unassertive, only work four shifts a week, and have no exceptional power, I feel responsible for the fact that the minors aren’t being trained properly and the older employees are refusing to welcome them.

God I hope something gets done about this :/

Tldr: a Facebook argument highlights under-boiling movie theater drama.

You will know, okay? You just have to let it happen. And then, probably when you’re not looking, you’ll find someone who complements you. Someone who likes what you like. Someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music or likes to trash the same movies. Someone compatible. But not so compatible that they’re boring. I mean, you respect each other’s opinions, and you can laugh at the same jokes. But I don’t know, there’s just something about not quite knowing what the other person’s gonna do at all times. It’s just really… Exciting.

- Rory (Gilmore Girls)

Originally posted by entertainmentweekly

anonymous asked:

The gang in a horror movie. How would they survive/cope?

woah woah woah okay I gotchu didn’t need to send it more times than I’ve had sexual dreams abt mall dillon damn ok

two-bit: would try to make those light-hearted jokes and is just really chill with the whole thing. The friend everyone thinks he migght be the killer but isn’t. He’s just weird.

soda: dies first. Everyone knows the sexy blondes die first. It’s always in some weird way too?? Like he wouldn’t be butchered, it’d probably involve a phone cord?? Idk what for but I’m sticking w that image in my head 🤷🏼‍♀️

dally: would have survived but GAVE HIS LIFE FOR JOHNNY

johnny: ends up being killed in one of those really depressing scenes where the best friend has to witness it and it’s like “it’s—cough—okay—wheeze——buddy–eyes roll into back of head, deathly moan”

pony: dies towards the end with other people. Not really special. He’s super sarcastic and bleak about the gang’s impending doom, too, so no one really cares when he’s gone. So depressing.

darry: the one that everyone thought died somehow but like crawled at the end and either blinked or held up a hand or like breakfast club fist pumped to show he was not, in fact, dead.

steve: dies in the most gruesome fucking way. This boi prob takes a fork to the eye.

curly: wait so what’s the plan again

randy: survives somehow, almost dies, and spends the entire thing trying to rule out suspects. Everyone in the room may be guilty— who knows??? psychology in this bois head

bob: also dies reaaally violently. Second killed and EVERYONE sees.

tim: is the killer, prob, but either way he survives I mean hey. He’s actually really smart w making plans and doesn’t talk so fucking much.

2

How do you know if a guy is right for you? You’ll know, okay? You just have to let it happen. And then, probably when you’re not looking, you’ll find someone who compliments you. Someone who likes what you like, someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music or likes to trash the same movies. Someone compatible…but not so compatible that they’re boring. I mean, you respect each other’s opinions and you can laugh at the same jokes, but I don’t know – there’s just something about not quite knowing what the other person’s gonna do at all times that’s just really exciting.

tumblr on Doctor Strange
  • (note: this is basically from what I've seen in the tags; just a joke, chill)
  • tumblr: Boycott this movie! It's whitewashing!
  • Me: I watched it.
  • tumblr: .....we did, too. I mean, I still don't agree with the casting but the visuals were cool and I guess Benedrill Cucumberpatch was okay at acting...I mean, I still don't like him, but I can't wait to see him in future Marvel movies.

anonymous asked:

You know, I heard an insider saying that Anthony secretly hates Evans. That Anthony only likes Sebastian and barely tolerates Christopher, since he's a Gemini demon. That he laughs at his jokes out of pity. He also said Sebastian's forehead is not that big and that the movie Th* C*venant never existed.

Okay Seb

okay guys so ….. as u may know i’ve been at my crush house up til now and I am pretty sure she likes me too like ….. we’ve been best friends for years now & we watched zootopia & cuddled & she always ran her fingers over my knuckles like in thos groce romance movies GOD

AND SHE THANKED ME FOR BEING HER FRIEND AND ASKED ME IF Im COLD AND GOD THE ATMOSPHERE WAS SO WEITD COS WE USUALLY MAKE JOKES ALL THE DAMN TIME BIT

THIS TIME SHE WAS SO CAREFUL !!!??? idk I wanted to ask her if smtg was up cos she was quiet m & she always said everything was fine bt I was worried that smth was up ….. she kept touching my hand & I got rly nervous & the mood lifted at some point when she said she’s been “"thinking”“ lately@ & we got back to being normal to each other . she kept jokingly poking my ass & said I look rly nice & asked abt my therapy and all WHAT DOES TGAT MEAN DOES SHE LIKE ME TOO ??!?!?

anonymous asked:

My crush is a freshman nd im a sophmore nd he does crew nd has nice abs nd he told me he likes me back nd hes fluent in spanish so he lets me copy his work bc im really bad at it nd hes okay with me being trans nd helps me with my dysphoria nd mentall illness nd i wanna spoil him on valentines but idk what i should do but im rlly in love

(!!! you could get them a day out, like some chocolates and a movie night, where you guys can chat, maybe, and watch a nice movie?)

(if you’re not feeling that yet, go classical, something to do with an in joke with you two, or the og nice chocolates and flowers :D)

anonymous asked:

i'm 17 years old and never actually had/went to a proper sleepover bc my mom wouldn't let me. what's it like? (okay but im not joking tho is it really like what it is in the movies)

aw, that sucks dude :c I haven’t been to many sleepovers (I dont have that many friends) but the sleepovers I have been to were not as cool as the movies. the ones I remember were watching the bee movie when it was just a simple meme and staying up all night on tumblr, reading bad/sexual fanfictions to each other while talking in a stupid voice or trying to keep a straight face, playing video games all night, eating way too much or drinking way too much soda and getting sugar high, and a lot of sleep deprivation.

Jimin Smut: ‘More Than Just Friends’

Collapsing on the couch of Jimin’s house, you let out a long yawn.

“Tired?” He asked.

“Chemistry felt like it would never end. I almost wanted to ask the teacher if there was an enzyme to speed up time.” You sighed.

Jimin forced a laugh at your lame ass joke.

“Let’s just watch a movie today instead of worrying about school, okay?”

“A-ok to me, Chim-sticks.” You replied.

“When will you stop calling me that?!?”

“Never.”

You’ve been friends with Jimin since you were 5. It’s been 12 years. Twelve long years of watching each other grow up: having first boyfriends and girlfriends, first kiss, first breakup, first ehem time (if ya know what I mean). You didn’t share any of these “firsts” together, but he’s always been here for you to talk through every aspect of every relationship. When your boyfriend dumped you, Jimin shared a tub of ice cream as you cried. He congratulated you when your crush asked you to homecoming. He went to dances with you when no one asked. You spent half your time in his house. Usually after school and on the weekends. Today was no different.

Keep reading

6

RORY: You’ll know, okay? You just have to let it happen. And then, probably when you’re not looking, you’ll find someone who complements you.
PARIS: Meaning?
RORY: Someone who likes what you like, someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music or likes to trash the same movies. Someone compatible.
PARIS: Okay.
RORY: But not so compatible that they’re boring.
PARIS: Someone who’s compatible but not compatible.
RORY: Yeah, kind of. I mean, you respect each other’s opinions and you can laugh at the same jokes, but I don’t know …

okay but there comes a time when you have to acknowledge that perhaps the reason you like Kaladin so much is because his plotline closely resembles that horse movie you saw as a kid.

What horse movie?

This one:

Originally posted by wonderlaaaaaand

no, wait, come back!

Think about it. 

Keep reading

Reservoir Dogs (1992) Starters
  • " Okay, first thing's fuckin' last! "
  • " So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? "
  • " Right now, it's a matter of business "
  • " I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way "
  • " It's a metaphor for big dicks "
  • " Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists "
  • " Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan "
  • " I was saying something, what was it? "
  • " What the fuck was I talking about? "
  • " How many dicks is that? "
  • " This man set us up "
  • " I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong "
  • " You don't need proof when you have instinct "
  • " If you want to know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers "
  • " I'm hungry. Let's get a taco "
  • " FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE! I'M FUCKIN' DYING "
  • " I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you regardless "
  • "If you shoot this man, you die next "
  • " was that as good for you as it was for me? "
  • " We were set up. The cops were waiting for us "
  • " You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why the cops show up? "
  • " If I have to tell you again to back off, you an' me are gonna go round and around "
  • " I didn't create the situation. I'm just dealin' with it! "
  • " I don't tip "
  • " Do I sound like I'm joking? He's fuckin' driving around with a cop in his trunk! "
  • " I swear on my mother's eternal soul that's what happened "
  • " Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that "
  • " Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle! "
  • " Keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch "
  • " My heart's beating so fast I'm about to have a heart attack "
  • " You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize "
  • " Either he's alive or dead, or the cops got him... or they don't "
  • " When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times "
  • "I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee "
  • " That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? "
  • " What the fuck was I supposed to do? Tell him 'I don't trust you enough?' "
  • " DON'T FUCKING PATRONIZE ME! "
  • " I'm gonna fucking die! I'm gonna fuckin' die! "
  • " Cough up a buck you cheap bastard "
  • " Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? "
  • " Excuse me, I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine "
  • " You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's going to start crying "

I heard someone say “why did they make Elena of Avalor if we already have a Latin American princess? Kuzco” and something about it bothered me, but I couldn’t place it at the time. I figured it out now, though, and I realized it’s the implication that we only “need” one, and any more than that is too much
Like, okay, I know he called Kuzco a princess as a joke, Kuzco is an emperor, but…? Just bc we have Elena doesn’t mean Disney shouldn’t make another latinx princess. Tiana shouldn’t be our only black princess just because “we already have one”
Like??? We have lots of white princesses??? Most of them are white??? You shouldn’t make just one princess of a race that isn’t white (one Latinx, one black, one Pacific Islander, etc…) just so you can say “we have racial diversity in our princesses”, you should make lots of princesses of lots of races because??? People exist like that??? Idk I just woke up so this probably doesn’t make sense but it does bug me

REPOST DON’T REBLOG

tagged by: @cheekykeybearer
tagging: ALL THE FOLLOWERS. But specifically @ofdeathandfear @flossinspector @demonsgold @morningxnoonxnight @colddarkfun @nxghtlight

name: Evie (apparently this confuses people because it sounds like an internet name or a nickname, but that’s my real, legal name.  My mom was too ahead of the times I guess because she gave me a name that sounds like a Username.)
alias: Mama, Mama moon
gender: Female
place of birth: Texas
spoken languages: English.   (Sad, I know.  I wish I spoke more too.)
drink / smoke / drugs:  nope/nope/nope
likes:  Children of the very small variety, storybooks, antique stores, making things, old movies, voice acting, situational humor, lamps, drawing, Karl Pilkington, writing, reading, coffee.
dislikes: jokes, politics, lies, shrimp, when people say they hate kids (like what the heck?  It’s not okay? to hate a people group?????)
fears: Getting lost or being lost.  Inadequacy.  Rejection.  The usual.
personality traits: INFJ– INFJs indeed share a unique combination of traits: though soft-spoken, they have very strong opinions and will fight tirelessly for an idea they believe in. They are decisive and strong-willed, but will rarely use that energy for personal gain – INFJs will act with creativity, imagination, conviction and sensitivity not to create advantage, but to create balance. Egalitarianism and karma are very attractive ideas to INFJs, and they tend to believe that nothing would help the world so much as using love and compassion to soften the hearts of tyrants. <–Basically, me.
disorders: Thankfully, none!

hair colour: Light Auburn (Although that’s not my natural hair color, it’s the one I’ve had for years now.)
eye colour: Golden Brown.
height: 5′ 3″
tattoos: Nope
piercings: Two holes in each ear–

siblings: I have an older sister Who is the Elsa to my Anna.
parents: Yes? Both?  I don’t know what this is asking…
children: None of my own, but I have 14 two year olds with whom I spend every day, all day.
pet: None ;_;

sexual preference: It’s so awkward to answer stuff like this when you aren’t in the market, imo
relationship status: Married; my poor husband can always tell when I’m roleplaying because he walks by and my face is always like DEVESTATED hahah, too much angst!

Me before seeing zootopia: I can’t believe shakira has a fucking fursona what is this dumb yiff fest

Me after seeing zootopia: okay but can we stop making fun of the fact that it’s a movie about anthropormiphized animals????? because that’s actually integral to the very successful metaphors about racism and prejudice that the movie sets up. And by making fun of it we’re deligitimizing a genuine (and I think successful) attempt, to tackle issues of systematic oppression in a way that CHILDREN can easily understand. Like honestly turning a studio’s attempt to explain the dangers of systematic prejudice and marginalization to children into one big ‘YIFF’ joke is so fucking annoying?
☆The Lego Batman movie☆

Okay, so today i went to see it finally :“”“"D (i’ve been waiting so much for this :‘3) And i totally loved it!! ¤ -As a loyal Batman fan,at first i was like ¤ “Umm…what am i whatching? This is not like Batman” (just in the first…idk 10 minutes?) ¤ But OHHHH I WAS SOOOO WRONG!! This movie is amazing! ! It have a lot of things that a loyal fan, kids, new fans and parents WILL LOVE!! ¤ *And ahhhh!! I love the fact that there were so much characters and references,and some double meaning jokes X’D. ¤ ☆And the development of the characters!!! ♡_♡ I mean,they’re not the typical serious characters, but they retain their essence very well. Aaaaaannnd they just make you feel like a little child again! :‘3 (in the good way), they’re adorable but still themselves. ¤ And maybe this is a spoiler, but i could also perceive some shipping X’D, in a funny way. Well, this is just my opinion UwU ¤ SOOOOOO You totally have to see this movie! Is great! :3

Originally posted by scriptscribbles