i liked how my legs looked lol

I told a potential my fee & he laughed !!!!!

LI-TER-FUCKIN-LY ! Y’all this man responded, “Lol”.

Now, this is where a lot of sugar babies make an mistake. They allow this mans mockery of how much it cost to support their needs/wants sting, they allow themselves to become vulnerable to manipulative and cheap men

I simply explained to him in the most polite and bitchy tone ever (because ladies sometimes sugar may just in look like salt), “The outfits that you so politely complimented and admired, the makeup, the hair, nails, smooth legs, they all cost. So to maintain your desired image and my lifestyle that you wish to be included in (since you messaged me) you have to support me. In exchange for your support, I shower you in attention, affection, make men envious of you, and offer you an introduction to a diverse culture. I thought that was the kind of man you were, and the interest you had in mind. However I apologize that you cant afford me and my lifestyle and I wish you the best of luck!

See what I did there, “your desired image, make men envious of you, thought that was the kind of man you were, you cant afford me”. Subliminally bruising his ego. Sooo just to try and prove how much of a man he is, now he’ll be competitive, hungry to try prove me wrong. Which he was and immediately he began to retract his statement, and accept my offers. :) people just really want what they cant have…well cant afford.

& since he was acting all funny I will neeed my cash in hand before anythannnng.

This, ladies, is why you shouldn’t lowball yourselves

Modern Day Hogwarts!AU

Originally posted by rose-wexsley

  • Oh my GOD being a Witch/Wizard in the 2010-2017 era would be so much fucking fun I swear I’ve never wanted to be a modern witch more than I do now
  •  Imagine every Friday night to celebrate the weekend, whatever year you’re in has a battle of the bands tradition, where everyone gathers in the Hufflepuff common room to rock tf out.
  • Pureblood student’s learning muggle music and instruments and LOVING it.
  • Every person in the year having mad hangovers the next day, and being dragged to the Quidditch pitch. All of the older students who attended the battle the previous night would all be dying, some of them even conjuring their own potions in an attempt to stop their hangovers.
  • “10 points to Ravenclaw” *AGGRESSIVELY DABS* 
  • If you weren’t in Hufflepuff yourself, the Hufflepuffs would be so fucking annoying. In EVERY SINGLE HOUSE EVENT they would all be chanting this song. (Even better if there was a Hufflepuff vs Slytherin Quidditch match and all the fucking Hufflepuff’s start shrieking the snake part)
  • I’m convinced there would be a Wizarding equivalent to social media apps like vine, instagram etc. Imagine the fucking vines that would be made through the school year im dyigreqdasiuf
  • Some Ravenclaw students using the room of requirement as a gym, because they know not only the importance of a healthy mind, but a healthy body too. Some Gryffindor students tagging along too when they notice what they’re up to, interested in muggle ‘leg day’, as they call it.
  • Piercing’s getting banned but most students being like lol fuck ya, wearing nose rings, septums etc all the time without fail.
  • Skater kids would enchant their skateboards to be able to hover, riding them in the corridor to their classes. Some teachers like Professor Longbottom would let it slide, others such as Filch wouldn’t be as forgiving.
  • Voldemort would become a meme.
  • He would definitely be a meme oh my god I am CONVINCED of this
  • In the History of Magic studies, the selected teacher would be expressing how dangerous and fearful the Dark Lord had once looked, one of the Slytherin students yelling out, ‘He doesn’t even have a bloody nose?! Dark Lord my arse.”
  • Muggle born students would take their pureblood friends to Muggle music festivals like Glastonbury and Reading Leeds, and they would go OFF. 
  • Wizards/Witches enchanting their camping tents so it’s like a small cabin, so it wasn’t uncomfortable to sleep in after a long day of seeing all the bands.
  • Kids who stay over the Christmas holidays would so stay up and play beer pong for New Years- all the Ravenclaws using advanced magic to cheat.
  • In Charms class, the students in their last year would do the mannequin challenge, making objects levitate while someone records it all.
  • Gryffindor students being annoying little fucks and trying to see how many teachers they could get to dab over the year. This turns into an annual house event for students, Slytherin always winning.
  • For Halloween all the older students enchanting their image to look like professors, which may become problematic through the day.
  • Hufflepuffs coming to class stoned, but never get told off for it. Sure, the odd point or two will be taken away if it’s that obvious, but those little shits always get away with it. Bonus points because their common room is so close to the kitchen.
  • If you haven’t heard this song before, I believe the Gryffindor would change the lyrics to “Gryffindor sound, we aint fucken around, fuck our classes man so we keep it underground, cause potions each day got me feeling like shit but it’s all worth while when the weekend hits.”
  • Slytherin students playing odds on, getting their Gryffindor mates to jump into the black lake to see the giant squid. 
  • Muggle borns taking their pureblood friends to rugby/hockey/soccer games, and them not having a fucking clue what’s going on.
  • Students using Snapchat to record small snippets of Mandrakes screaming then slow it down- Professor Longbottom finds this hillarious.


I made some Gem redesigns! I’m planning to do some of the homeworld gems next. 

My main motivator for these redesigns was the fact that I’m super disappointed that all the gems look so plain…(like for example I was really hoping Sapphire wasn’t going to have legs or that Peridot actually had cool floaty fingers) and I’ve seen some really neat monster-esc designs for them!

I wanted to do my own little spin on making the gems a bit less human while also adding in a few things that I thought I’d like to add/change (like their colours and Garnets hair most of all lol) 


Some explanation for each of them under the cut!

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YOOO guess who’s reached over 2k followers!! Thank y’all so much ❤ ❤
I have absolutely no idea how these  follower-special-thingies  work and how they are supposed to look like. But I like to use them as a motivation for me to draw something and share it with you since I think that you, as my followers,  should see that I’m actually able to do decent fanart as well (✿´‿`)
(I just don’t want you to think that the only thing I can do is reblogging lel)

I’d really like do draw more but, unfortunately, I just can’t find the right motivation to sit down and draw stuff on a regular basis ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) And even if I feel motivated, I mostly lack on having ideas most of the time. So if there’s anything you’d like me to do for you or if you have any ideas you’d like to share with me, please lemme know!

But anyway, again,  thank you for following me! ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

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do you ever look at garrus’ hands/legs/feet and just ‘oh GOD i’m in love with a fucking dinosaurlike damn my previous expectations for the perfect man were way off, how the fuck does someone compete with that?

Bangtan is growing so much I’m crying

I’m feeling nostalgic af today forgive me for the spam

DEBUTED 13/06/2013

1st ANNIVERSARY 13/06/2014

Look at their first anniversary picture omg 2014 bangtan was so young…jungkook was still a baby here



and this picture where I’m 100% sure tae was trying to twerk + namjoon being scared at yoongi’s unusual antics

this picture where namjoon seemed like he doesn’t give a shit and don’t know why he even did this lmao

namjoon be creepin at the back

and this picture in which I don’t know wtf is going on here but it’s cool but namjoon can you cooperate pls lmao

and this party at their old dorm (i swear i’m not crying rn) I’m that cheetah

2nd ANNIVERSARY 13/06/2015

And then, we stepped into the year 2015, their 2nd anniversary + the iconic awkward family picture

just look at this cuties


so cute

looking fine as hell but still cute and dorky


yoongi doe

fluffy af + yoongi’s slim legs wtf so beautiful

look at the smiles of angels

and this lmao

I just have to include this here because it’s cute (♥ω♥ ) ~♪ 

Bangtan in America aka the day Jayhope appeared (AHL was fun lmao)

Sailors? Fuck yes

3rd ANNIVERSARY 13/06/2016

Now, into the year of 2016, last year’s festa. Yoongi looks like a proud dad with 6 children I ain’t kidding that’s my first thought when I saw this lol

and this

This cute outdoor pictures with the colorful t-shirts and shorts

do you see how high they jumped like holy shit

get this out from my face CUTE AF ahhhhh help me

this is the reason for my death


and again, I’m really curious what’s the context behind this picture. 2 orange human with superpowers with their leader, Jin which apparently is a chef who can cook hella delicious food that’ll save the world, with 4 handsome sidekicks??? lmao idk what I’m typing wtf but this pic i swear it’s weird and funny, but still aesthetically pleasing


don’t attack me pls that stare

Chef Jin aka handsome world leader that spreads happiness and love with his cooking + magical rice spatula (it looks normal but it holds such power that can beats Gordon Ramsay’s cooking)

this is probably the most normal hobi can be and the mildest yoongi can be (we all know yoongi is secretly as crazy as hobi tbh lol) SOPE FTW

4th ANNIVERSARY 13/06/2017

And this year, the 2017 BTS Festa (do you see the schedules omg they spoil us way too much i love it) THEY GROWN UP WELL

back with the school boy looks and wow that shorts…dem smooth legs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can i have that giraffe with abnormally long legs at the back pls it kinda stole the whole spotlight jk bangtan still caught my eyes with the beautiful legs

Can i join them pls that looks so fluffy

YNWA photoshoot is just amazing…tae and namjoon in bandana wow i love death (and namjoon’s pose why it looks like a kawaii high school girl pose the sailor moon effect I guess)



I expected a picture where namjoon’s face is full with icing and cake,but nevermind this is still cute okay bighit is a tease

when they win big awards (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。look how proud they are

yoongi is crying my heart cannot take this


The family pictures for this year are on 10/06 but I’m not sure if I’ll have internet access by that time T.T why this kind of things happen to me so idc i’ll do this appreciation today lmao

anonymous asked:

(Monii) LOL!! Jungkook was behind Jimin!! I legit did not see him like what the hell! LOL! What happened to rest of him o.O?! (Like where's his head?! It's looks so weird!) Lol no seriously did they crop him or was JK legit hiding? Lol why?! Tbh, if its cropping, under JM's left leg looks fuzzy, was he like half on top him or something? LOL Oh my god this is why I love this ship. You never know it's Jikook until you look again (about 10 times) and then your mind gets blown.

I haven’t noticed either until an anon hit my inbox with it and i had no idea what they were talking about bless their soul ! it definitely looks weird as hell , how are they even sitting ? what’s that position ? i’m speechless ! that’s also one of the reasons why i love them because of how subtle they “try”  cough but fail to be! 

i think jimin was sitting/half sitting on jungkook  btw how far was jungkook spreading his legs for jimin to fit between them like that , also why ? or since jimin’s left leg looks a bit fuzzy like you said maybe he wasn’t totally sitting between his legs but : half between them half on top of him ,his left leg on top of jungkook’s while most of his body between jk’s legs (!!!) idk . i have no words .

 jungkook was trying to hide because it’s so hard to move away from jimin for 0,001 seconds  to let him take a photo , but since it’s technically impossible for him to hide behind jimin (the huge size difference!)–>  they had to crop him out  of the pic or at least crop out his leg since he could easily hide his head behind jimin since jimin was leaning forward  but they sort of forgot about his hand  (!!!)  this is the most logical explanation i could think of .


yesterday was seriously such a stellar Saturday! woke up around 6:30-6:45am to run(6 miles) along side the beautiful, flooded(storm) river! showered, hopped on a bus to midtown and explored the city (needed to go to an art event that was being displayed downtown for my art history class)! went to the farmers market and got some bomb apples that even just smell like heaven. went to a very cool coffee place famous here in sac and learned that a ton of their pastries are vegan!! so many muffs and donuts and cakes and cheesecake?!? got a soy latte and blueberry muff! SO GOOD. i then realized that the art museum thing was actually downtown and not in midtown and instead of waiting 30 minutes for a bus i decided to walk the 2.5 miles there! along the way i stopped at the capital building and it’s pretty park and enjoyed my muff and coffee! the art gallery was soooo cool and unique and honestly, inspiring! to all my artists out there, you are cooool! after that, i walked back, found this cool natural foods store and treated myself to lunch! also stocked up on some goodies like bananas and granola in which i carried with me throughout my stroll downtown and on the bus😂 then came back and did some homework and hung out with chris!! oh my goodness it was such a good frickin day. i love walking and exploring and being so independent. and i just felt like the typical adventuring college student without a care in the world! ahh, such a good day. also, can we just take a look at how much i walked yesterday lol?!? so i ran 6 miles in the morn, and in total before i went to bed my watch said 18 miles!! 12 miles of walking in the city..a little crazy, but i enjoyed every second!

anonymous asked:


43. Rant about what’s eating you up. 

You know what’s really grinding my gears rn?

That Namjoon Kim is on the same planet as me and I am constantly hyperventilating over this information do you see him how precious (also my hair is that pink now omg wow I completely forgot about pinkmon lol).

Also that he gets so much hate? Like ppl call him ugly? And a bad leader? Like???

Do you have eyes???? He’s??? So??? Pretty?? Look??? At the legs??? And the hair??? 

BBMAs Namjoon melanin had me shook??? His skin is so pretty???

Not to mention his smile look at that goof??? My boy??? The sweetest??? Can’t cook for shit but still smiled the whole way through???

Sometimes he takes really dumb, pleb selfies that have me shook bc his cheeks??? Remind me of a toddler’s and I want to pinch them so bad???

Collarbones for days??? I can’t believe Kim Namjoon invented the choker, I’m so proud of him?

Can you spell “sugar daddy?” Or even just “daddy?” Bc I can’t after looking at this photo bc I’m too busy dying.

And the fool has boyfriend looks?? Like can we not? My heart hurts???

My chest is imploding rn??? I want nap on his lips???

How is one man so aesthetically pleasing??? Esp bc sometimes his clothes are hella ugly??? But he looks so good??? Scientists are shook???

Originally posted by ironmaknae

Brb crying for 10000000 years.

And he’s worked so hard with the boys and BH to get to where he/they are? He’s such a good leader and he killed it at the BBMAs with all the English he had to handle? He’s such a good and smart boy and I’m so happy yet enraged yet blessed that we are living on the same timeline??? He’s tall and smart and loves philosophy yet makes the stupidest pervy jokes and laughs at Jin’s dad jokes (same tho - I tell them to other people, lmao). 

He’s such a great person - albeit not perfect - but he tries so hard to get better and educate himself and take care of his band members and I just??? Have never-ending respect and love for this man??? 

BUT ALSO??? Bc he’s a total dork that wrote “Trouble” and “Expensive Girl” and think girls want to hear “Imma beat that pussy?” He’s so stupid sometimes??? I love him???

Originally posted by rapmunstar

Can we just say god bless to this stupid and cute boy??? Tbh this shit keeps me up at night and I’m sorry bc I’m 100% sure this isn’t the kind of answer you wanted?? But it haunts me???

(If you wanted a more normal response, I’m pissed at my New Media professor rn bc he won’t respond to my DMs and he’s overall sort of a dick?? Plus his quizzes are hella vague?? But I digress.)

Thanks and sorry lmao xx


I gave Agnosia another outfit and changed her hair a little, also I finally drew her brother lol Agnosia calls him by the nickname Husky, but his real name is Jason. He’s 26 years old and works in a grocery store. He loves his sister but he shelters her way to much. He’s a little sensitive about his weight but he doesn’t mind when Agnosia says anything about it, hence the nickname Husky.

lungbox  asked:

sorry i didn't mean for that question to be anon! i absolutely adore barbell work and wanna lift heavy. i have been doing crossfit for about 9 months and really love it most of the time. i guess this is kind of a stupid question, but how do you train for aesthetics? like what specifically? i'm sure i can google it but there's so much conflicting information out there and i like yr blog so i trust you. if yr not comfy answering tho i totally understand.

its all goood! & i train for aesthetics meaning i train to look a certain way if thats the right way to put it lol i dont train for strength necessarily but thats something that comes w it overtime. lately ive been hittin my legs hard cuz i want them to grow more compared to my upper body cuz im already pretty content w it. powerlifters focus on their squat, bench, n deadlift n increasing those numbers, crossfitters focus on their snatches n cleans n stuff like that so im more of a bodybuilder cuz im focusing on proportions n building certain muscle groups. hope that makes sense sorry if im rambling lol

okay so I bought two different pairs of jeans right and the bootcut ones fit me The Way Jeans Were Meant To Fit Me, but the skinny jeans…like, they fit my waist, but if you look at my legs in them they are objectively Not Skinny how does this happen

anonymous asked:

Have tips for drawing horses?

I’m not very good with tutorials but I’ll try my best!

When I draw horses I always start with a sketch and I usually do those with boxes and lines!

they usually end up looking something like this!

then I go onto a new layer and add some meat to their bones haha. My style tends to be very “angular” and so I like to draw pretty close to my sketch concerning the lines.

Fun Fact: I am really bad at drawing legs/hooves so I just cut the horse off at the knee lol

And as a tid-bit to anyone learning how to draw horses, I would definitely use reference pictures! When I’m drawing a horse in a pose I’m not familiar with or am not good at, I look up pics on google and they help me create “maps” so that I can learn how horses are built and how their anatomy works.

(picture by Little-Bluefish on deviantart)

One of the most noticeable features with my art (I think) is that I personify everything, especially animals. Horses usually convey their emotions via body language (aka ear and tail placement and leg movements). While I do incorporate these features into my drawings, I always tend to use more human-like expressions to assimilate what I want my horse to portray.

An easy way to do this is to look at what characteristics a horse has. Showing what kind of traits a horse has through how they look is a key component to what they’re like!

the characteristics of different breeds also helps create unique horse characters and show their personalities! For example, shires tend to have roman or domed noses and long manes and shaggy coats. Like shown in the first picture on the left, all those characteristics put together portray a calm or lazy horse who’s owner doesn’t care for much of its appearance. However, if we look to the right, the arabian looks very different from it’s buddy! With neck held high and wispy mane flowing in the wind, one can assume this horse is confident and perhaps even shows.

Along with characteristics, I show a lot of emotion through their eyes and mouths. These features directly correlate to how humans show emotion and when drawn, it’s easier to perceive what characteristics the horse has.

Drawing a mouth is quite fun because you can take a lot of references from your own mouth. Look in the mirror and exaggerate different expressions and try to copy them down onto paper in simpler terms. 

(reference pic from pinterest)

The best way that I can wrap this mess together is just starting out simple with shapes and lines and adding onto that will do wonders. I’m not the best teacher and I know that you guys who are just starting to draw have heard this a lot before but, there are really no shortcuts in art if you wanna get better! You just have to keep drawing and figuring out what works for you. My way of drawing may not be the best method for you but it doesn’t mean that you can’t draw!! You just gotta be patient and keep drawing!

if you guys want, I can do a step-by-step drawing tutorial on how to draw a horse but for now here are some of the tricks I use to draw my horses!

Good girl gone bad: The raunchy poses of Taylor Swift - Mirror Online

My god . This article is all kinds of extra. If you ever need a laugh , look no further. The reaches here! I hope they stretched first. 

Also the captions are so cringeworthy 🙈🙊

Omg her knees! Cover up girl. 

Are we looking at the same dress??

So Raunchy 

Wow kitten heels


Pssst , it’s hot pants - two words. Also those are NOT hot pants! 

Did they not see Rihanna preform the year before ?


LOL . She’s always done that during piano songs 

Um what ??


Seriously though ??? 

How dare she show the skin on her thighs , and perform onstage with a giant rabbit and other circus themed stuff  that night. 


I can’t believe it, just look at how much skin she’s showing !!  How scandalous. 

High waisted shorts! How skimpy can it get?! 

Umm yeah I remember , but all I see is her legs.*gasp*  Was I not aware that rule also applies to any pictures of you that are present??

“ Down and dirty “ in a pegicorn t-shirt

Pretty much the same caption as picture 4 but okay 

They really went all out with the caption here. 


1. Always post the rules.
2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
3. Write 11 questions on your own.
4. Tag 11 people.

I got tagged by @i-w-p-chan

1. Do you like using handwash/soap a lot?
Yes, a bit obsessively sometimes.

2. What is your favorite body exercise (even if it isn’t something that is perceived as ‘real’ exercise)?
(Lol, does stretching count?) Probably leg/hip exercises because I am vain about my ass. 

3. What is your opinion on rice with milk? (if you ever had it)
Look, I don’t get how people find this appealing. 

4. Now what is your opinion on vermicelli with milk? (if you ever had it)
I had to look this one up and it looks gross, but I’ve never tried it so I can’t really say anything.

5. Favorite ice-cream flavor?
Green tea or strawberry.

6. Favorite video game?
Undertale at the moment. 

7. Favorite quote?
Morty’s “get your shit together” speech from the Tiny Rick episode for obvious reasons.

8. Do you like eggs?

9. Favorite genre of books/movies/games/tv shows/etc…?
fantasy, action, rpg, sci-fi, horror

10. Do you prefer to write with pens or pencils?

11.  Do you watch shows on tv or the internet?

My questions:

1. What was your favorite subject in high school and/or college?
2. Is there a book or a movie that will make you cry?
3. What is your dream job?
4. Favorite place to travel?
5. What is your favorite outfit?
6. Do you play any instruments and if so, what are they?
7. Ideal superpower?
8. Do you cook, bake, or eat out?
9. Drink preference?
10. What is your vice?
11. Favorite season?

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anonymous asked:

17 and 46

17.  Have you ever tasted yourself? if so how’d you think?

ya & fucking good lol

46. What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

omg hmmm maybe like how a guy looks at me in a certain way or touches my leg or hand (i don’t think thats sexual right? )

1allicia  asked:

Aww 😂( pff i like how in almost every vidéo you say i don't own anything 😂😂) Oh you like ben DROWNED me too (in fact that the only creepypasta i know iof 😜in detail 😂😅) Ya like mtt (my fav undertale c haracters 😉(exept for cutness level it's asriel and for my psycho self it's flowey 😂😈) also dang the music from teen titan in english kill me hahahahahaahahah Ravel legs=mtt legs (I look attentivly this time for my damn Phone To not make incompréhensible correction 😤😛😛)

XD wow I can’t believe you watched all my videos lol

mzfaithlehane  asked:

Any ways on how to treat bug bites? Because I have them all over my legs. And they HURT.

If you don’t have Cortizone or aloe or anything like that (my first choices lol), toothpaste works wonders! You’re gonna look ridiculous, but it works. Make sure it’s actual toothpaste, not like gel or whatever. That usually won’t dry. But the paste will dry. It’ll take some of the itch away, and it’ll dry them up quickly. Trust me, I’m a mosquito magnet lol I never leave the house in the summer without being coated in insect repellent and I still end up under attack. Toothpaste is my trick for both insect bites and acne because it dries up the skin underneath where you put it! (BTW, one summer when I worked at an amusement park, I ended up with like 40 huge mosquito bites on my legs and I ended up in the ER because I literally passed out from the pain/itchiness and swelling. 😂😂) But anyway, honey also helps relieve itchiness, and ice packs will help swelling go down. So whichever you have available to you/whatever works better for you!

I have 7 tattoos and the ones that hurt the most were the one at the back of my neck, the one I got behind my left ear and the one on my left ankle… 

they hurt like hell while they were healing… the one at the back of my neck hurt for 2 weeks and it felt as if I had the biggest bruise ever up there… the other one behind my ear just hurt a bit more because they basically tattooed the bone lol and the one on the ankle was hell because my leg looked as if it was 2 times its actual size, it was really swollen

so now I wonder how much it would’ve hurt Jane’s body over the weeks that followed her tattoo process… of course she was sedated because that process would’ve taken at least three days but the worst part of getting a tattoo is the healing process because you actually have a wound there and Jane’s body was covered in a giant wound that hurt like hell at the touch

poor thing

(btw her tattoos looked pretty much healed so she would’ve have been sent to the FBI like one or two weeks after they tattooed her which means that she was under the ZIP effects for a very long period of time. It must have been hell)