hey. are you looking for a movie with a strong, flawed, complex female protagonist? one who can outsmart immortal creatures and who can crush inappropriate romance subplots under her heel without blinking? who can solve impossible riddles and tame wild beasts, all while finding herself and growing into a mature powerful woman?
LOOK NO FURTHER MY FRIENDS.
no really, don’t bother looking.
apparently this movie doesn’t exist since everyone who has ever watched Labyrinth forgot that’s what it’s about.