i like you i kill you last

anonymous asked:

four word prompt: please don't hate me

i was already working on this and then pictures of harry and a baby showed up today so i figured it was only appropriate to post dad harry today.

She crawls across the floor to Harry where he sits on the couch, little hands grabbing his trousers so she can pull herself up. When her tiny head pops above his knees and she sees him smiling down at her she squeals in delight, causing herself to fall back on her butt.
“Oh no,” Harry laughs, leaning over his knees so he can see her, “You alright, angel?”
She smiles up at him, rocking back and forth on her bottom. Harry checks his phone quickly and seeing what time it is, stands to go make her a bottle. “I’ll be right back, angel.” Avoiding telling her just what he was doing because she could pick up on words like “bottle” now and would probably start screaming. “Stay right here.” He lifts her and then puts her in the playpen, kissing the top of her head before heading to the kitchen.
He hated the formula, thought it smelt awful, but the doctor had insisted we switch over when he noticed she wasn’t gaining enough weight on your breast milk. It had absolutely crushed you and Harry remembered spending the whole night holding you and assuring you that you weren’t a failure and that it was out of your control.

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the-son-of-dathomir  asked:


THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it

For the world has no place in our bed, AKA The One Where Obi-wan and Maul Were Fucking For 3 Years Before TPM:

(warning: this is long AF)

“Because,” Obi-wan gasped out- he felt like he was drowning, like trying to pull the last bit of air from an underwater bubble- “I care. About you. I can’t do that. I can’t, I can’t.”

Maul looked up at him, glancing just barely at the double-bladed Sith lightsaber on the ground where he’d offered it to Obi-wan. “They would Knight you for it. I have studied the old laws of the Jedi. Killing a Sith is an automatic Knighthood.”

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Tagged by @toomanyoperatives! thank you!

Rules: answer eight questions and tag eight some people.

Last movie I watched: The Disappointments Room - creepy horror film

Last song I listened to: Marilyn Manson feat Tyler Bates - Killing Strangers (John Wick Soundtrack). I was writing a fight scene!

Last book I read: In the midst of reading 47 Mind Hacks for Writers by Karen & Steve Dimmick.

Last thing I ate: Chicken-Bacon Parmesan Pizza.

Where would you want to time travel to? The Ice Age to see prehistoric megafauna in their natural environment, like Smilodons.

Fictional character I would hang out with for a day: So many! But right this minute… I would pick…Kit Fisto! Cause who doesn’t want to hang with a cute squid with the best smile in Star Wars?

If I could be anywhere right now, where would I be? Somewhere with financial security and no roommates!

Current fandom obsession: Star Wars, particularly SWTOR! 

SECRET QUESTION WHICH I MADE UP! What colour underwear are you wearing? I want to make up a different question lol…how many tattoos do you have? I have one tattoo. It’s a Celtic Trinity Knot (since my heritage is largely Irish and Scottish on my father’s side). It’s pretty small and between my shoulder blades.

Tagging: @jbnonsense @askshivanulegacy @lhunuial @kaosstar @lazyartistwastaken @moonlitalien @sere-swtor & anyone else interested!

anonymous asked:

My best friend has been making me feel worthless and like I'm the only one trying in this friendship for a few months now. It's literally killing me and taking everything I have no to talk to them and I can never last more than a few days. It makes me so angry and upset because I feel like they don't care about me anymore. Has a friend ever done that to you, and how did you stay strong and get better?

Hell naw a friend has never done that to me cause I don’t keep a lot of people around. If you already brought it to their attention and told them how you feel and they still have yet to do better then you need to let that negativity go cause it’s obvious just making you feel worse. If you let go then time can do it’s work of healing you.

I hate text messages

I want to be noticed
I want to be like the seconds that pass
Not whole minutes that pass and go unnoticed
I am worthy of being a notable second
For it’s the seconds that matter when a race is won
It is the seconds that solve problems in science
For it is the seconds that matter

And when I wait endlessly
For the second that comes
The second where my phone chimes
It is that second
In the day
Where I though the last second that came
With a chime
Was the second where I felt happiest
But I am proven wrong

It is the seconds inbetween all those seconds
Those seconds are the ones that kill
For those seconds bring no joy
They bring no chime
They bring what is the feeling of suffocation
Like the feeling your body feels
As it waits to take another breath
Just so you can continue to live through your pain

You would never know that a text message meant so much
But throughout the seconds that pass everyday
Text messages mean life
Or they mean death
Text messages hold unwanted seconds
But yet I live for the second that comes with a chime
Even though the seconds before and after kill me inside

I was tagged by @xgrungeandroses, thanks Dani <333

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs

A- age: 17

B- birthplace: Antrim Hospital, County Antrim, Northern Ireland 

C- current time: 08:29pm

D- drink you had last: Strong tea

E- easiest person to talk to: My sister like 100%

F- favorite song: Currently Goon Squad / Rocket Skates / Rosemary but my all-time favourite song is You Know You’re Right by Nirvana <3

G- grossest memory: Throwing up in a girl’s car and over my ex a bit, then throwing up outside, then throwing up over my bathroom walls, then in a bucket.. :0 

H- horror yes or no: Literally no I’m terrified

I- in love? Absolutely not, nope, nein, nyet, no

J- jealous of people? Nope 

K- killed someone? Not yet ;)

L- love at first sight or walk past again? I’d like to hope love at first sight, but probably walk past again, and again, and again :P

M- middle name: Kevin

N- number of siblings: 1 sister

O- one wish: Healthy mind, not happening

P- person I last called: I systematically avoid calling whenever I can, so I can’t remember, probably a girl months and months ago

Q- question you’re always asked: Why don’t you smile, I get that alot :/

R- reason to smile: Making other people smile or making them happy, and alcohol makes me smile more tbh

S- song you last sang? Singing Digital Bath to myself when revising

T- time you woke up? like 11am

U- underwear color: Black

V- vacation: As in where I want to go? I wanna go to Russia, Cuba, India, maybe Brazil, and I’ve been to Paris, Krakow and Barcelona

W- worst habit: Nail-biting, like where it bleeds sometimes, touching my face (anxiety thing), I mean avoiding people is a bad habit but I do it anyways

X- x-rays? I think once for appendicitis but I haven’t broken a single bone or been injured  

Y- your favorite food: Pizza, White Chocolate, Bread with fruit in it is the stuff of Gods

Z- zodiac sign: Gemini, even tho I thought it was Cancer for ages

I tag;



Only if ya want to :P

Oh hey wow I am #shook at @snowbazzledazzle for tagging me in this but here we gooo
Nickname: a lot of ppl call my by things derived from my dead name haha but a lot of my friends call me pidge (when i joined the group chat my username was pidgepodge)
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Height: idk man last I got it checked it was like 5'11"
Last thing you googled: virgin killer sweater
Favorite Music Artist: Y A L L i fuxkin love The Wombats. Kill The Director is what got me into them, but my favourite song by them now is Walking Disasters. V cool band you should check them out
Last movie you watched: Welcome to Hell counts bc it’s a student thesis film right
Why did you choose your url?: so @carcino-giovanna has this really good Baz fan song called Swan Songs In The Snow and I just. Took a line from that whoops
Do you have any other blogs: oh YIKES uh. my diabolik lovers blog is @mr-sadistic-night , @fourthdrink-instinct is my roxy blog but it’s mostly just pink aesthetic and cats, @likewavesupontheshore is my merstuck dave blog but really just ocean/mermaid aesthetic, my kidcore blog is @salemthehumdrum , my history/mythology/stereotypical book nerd blog is @agentmcofminteye . I have a nsfw yuri on ice blog whoops not Sharing that url. my joke hawkmoth blog (miraculous ladybug) is @ladybugandchatnoisux . That’s about it other than my main which is @whyareyasoshy .
What did your last relationship teach you: think carefully before making harsh decisions bc there’s a 99% chance it will bite you in the ass and fuck you up haha….
Religious or Spiritual: spiritual
Average hours of sleep: 2 or 8 there is no in between
Lucky Number: 3
Favorite characters: DEV AND FUCKIN NIALL DONT GET ME STARTED. Also lance from voltron legendary defender is pretty cool I guess.
How many blankets do you with: 1 sometimes none bc I have the hotness of a metaphorical Baz Pitch to keep me warm (I mean that like. He’s attractive. Yes I do realise he’s a vampire with a low body temp but have you seen this mans cheekbones)
Dream job: Author! I’m actually working on my first novel (even though I just have characters right now and a general idea…smh) and it’s gonna be about a girl who loves girls and really only finds support through her best friend (Max- Oh my god Max I love him) who is awesome (I LOVE HIM) and she joins the LGBT club at her school. She is #shook to find the really popular girl there who is questioning her sexuality and might be bi.
Tagging: @bazwearsjeans @cloudyrainyday @insidiousjeans @rosebudbasilton @stuck-on-the-internet @itstotallynot5am @im-hopelessly-disturbed @carryonsi @imrootedyetiflow @penguinpiebooks @dragon-simon

I was tagged by @theperfectdrug

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs (or as many as you like)

A- age: 30 *cries*

B- birthplace: Gouda

C- current time: 8:52PM (20:52)

D- drink you had last: Tea and honey (my throat aches!)

E- easiest person to talk to: My bestie

F- favorite song: Right now “Central” by John Frusciante

G- grossest memory: Honestly, I can’t think of anything…

H- horror yes or no: Not when I’m home alone lmao

I- in love? Yes with John, duh :P

J- jealous of people? Not jealous, sometimes envious maybe.

K- killed someone? No. I had to decide to put my bunny down, does that count? :/

L- love at first sight or walk past again? Walk past again

M- middle name: Carolina 

N- number of siblings: 1 older brother

O- one wish: To learn to live a healthier lifestyle and be healthier

P- person I last called: My mom

Q- question you’re always asked: What does that tattoo on your wrist mean?

R- reason to smile: …doofy jokes <– leaving this as it is @theperfectdrug lol

S- song you last sang? Central by John Frusciante. Can’t get it out of my head!

T- time you woke up? I was up half the night. I didn’t check. I just know it was too early every damn time -_-

U- underwear color: Always black. Lol

V- vacation: Taragona/Barcelona hopefully!

W- worst habit: Eating because I am bored.

X- x-rays? I thought MRI scans were worse.

Y- your favorite food: Idk… chocolate?

Z- zodiac sign: Aquarius

I randomly tag @finnannie @black-old-sun @sofiiik @oh-my-blonde @seb5standingby @californiapoppychild @frusciantesoctopus @rooonie @el-viaje-es-el-destino-viejo @scartissuejosh

Soft boys in flower crowns, this must be heaven (ᅌᴗᅌ✿) 

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anonymous asked:

psst hey ur headcanons are the best,,, mind if i have some general shenanigans with the space fam??

here’re your shenanigans pal

  • lance, running into the common room, tripping, crashing into the doorframe: “we’re the space equivalent of the brooklyn nine nine
  • coran has had his paladin outfit ready for hundreds of years
    • not because he thinks he’ll ever get to be one or anything! he knows perfectly well that the paladin and lion bond is a very special thing, but you know, just in case something ever happens to someone-
    • *alfor voice* “can you please stop killing us off in these scenarios”
  • “any last words paladin?” “yeah vrepit suck my-”
  • one time allura shapeshifts herself round ears out of curiosity and she legit gags
  • keith: “shiro asked me to lead voltron” hunk: “but… i called head next??”
  • shiro can’t touch his toes
    • lance is. so excited when he hears this
    • lance, putting his leg behind his head: “it’s okay shiro no one’s good at everything”
  • “we lost pidge” “…how did you lose pidge” “okay first of all? give us a break she’s like two inches tall”

Everyone keeps on saying Disney is taking a big risk with Le Fou being gay and I feel like people don’t understand what a risk is.

First of all, this is Disney you’re talking about. Last year, they had seven major blockbusters that killed it at the box office. Do you really think that a company that is making money in their sleep is in any danger? No really, do you really think Disney is any danger of losing money?

Secondly, taking a risk has to be…well risky. Le Fou being gay isn’t a risk because Le Fou is not a major player within the story of Beauty and the Beast. Hell, I don’t even think Le Fou showed up in Kingdom Hearts despite Beast and Belle playing a huge role in the game. So many people don’t even know who he is. A risk would be making the Beast a woman and having a lesbian romance. Or having Belle be a black woman and Beast be a Chinese man. Those are risks. There is nothing risky about the whole Le Fou thing.

Can people please stop acting like Disney is this tiny ass company that is trying their best? You don’t have to coddle them.

I love how Sportacus is never even slightly surprised when it turns out to be Robbie causing all the trouble around town. I’m like 80% sure he’s playing along with Robbie’s schemes at this point tbh 



Don’t wishes resemble Geass? Asking someone for something you can’t achieve by yourself. I’m under the effect of a Geass called people’s wish.

                                          For the sake of the world’s future,
                                  all you have to do is to erase my existence 
                                       and put an end to this chain of hatred.

Happy birthday, Sora @akahshi​ ❤

Shortest final battle

Context: we’re at the last battle, like finishing the campaign. A group of 6 players (our first game) are facing the God of Disguise. The fighter had the only weapon to kill it, a broken ancient dagger, which was meant to stab the God only in the heart.

Gm: You enter the god’s palace. Fear runs through your spine.

Fighter: Can I see him?

Gm: Mocking your inferior power, the God appears from the cealing, laughing at you.

Fighter: *looking directly into gm’s eyes* I throw the dagger

Fighter: *nat 20*

Whole party: Fuck

Gm: *sigh* You hear the dagger entering the god’s body, leaving a shout of sudden pain in the air. The god’s corpse fall as a dead pigeon.

Fighter: Nice. XP please.


Subban on his teammates giving him a solo lap of the ice before warmups started: “I wasn’t expecting that, but right before we went out, the guys had their sticks up like creating a gauntlet down the hallway - then they got the PK chant going and I had to fly right out! I think the last time I did that was either my first game as rookie or something like that. I got to be honest with you, I’ve got a great bunch of teammates … the way they handled everything the past couple of days … it’s a good group of men in there.”

female writers + beautiful quotes (based on their actual sign)


ARIES: Maya Angelou (Pisces Mercury in the 8th House)

“You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I’ll rise!”

TAURUS: Charlotte Brontë (Aries Mercury in the 8th House)

“I do not think, sir, you have any right to command me, merely because you are older than I, or because you have seen more of the world than I have; your claim to superiority depends on the use you have made of your time and experience.”

GEMINI: Gwendolyn Brooks (Taurus Mercury in the 9th House)

“It is lonesome, yes. For we are the last of the loud. Nevertheless, live. Conduct your blooming in the noise and whip of the whirlwind.”

CANCER: Anna Akhmatova (Gemini Mercury)

“The whole time I was hoping my silence would fit yours and exclamation marks would gently float across time and space so that boundaries would be crossed; the whole time I was praying you would read my eyes and understand what I was never able to understand. See, we were never about butterflies. We’ve always been about burning stars. All about us is unearthly and radiant.”

LEO: J.K. Rowling (Virgo Mercury in the 7th House)

“The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls, to be perused by an invader. The mind is a complex and many-layered thing.”

VIRGO: Dorothy Parker (Leo Mercury in the 4th House)

“If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn.”

LIBRA: Marina Tsvetaeva (Libra Mercury)

“I want to sleep with you, fall asleep and sleep. That magnificent folk word, how deep, how true, how unequivocal, how exactly what it says. Just – sleep. And nothing more. No, another thing: and know right into the deepest sleep that it is you. And more: how your heart sounds. And – kiss your heart.”

SCORPIO: Anne Sexton (Libra Mercury)

“Give me your skin as sheer as a cobweb. Let me open it up and listen in and scoop out the dark.”

SAGITTARIUS: Jane Austen (Sagittarius Mercury in the 3rd House)

“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.”

CAPRICORN: Simone de Beauvoir (Capricorn Mercury in the 2nd House)

“I am awfully greedy; I want everything from life. I want to be a woman and to be a man, to have many friends and to have loneliness, to work much and write good books, to travel and enjoy myself, to be selfish and to be unselfish… You see, it is difficult to get all which I want. And then when I do not succeed I get mad with anger.”

AQUARIUS: Virginia Woolf (Aquarius Mercury in the 10th House)

“Better was it to go unknown and leave behind you an arch, then to burn like a meteor and leave no dust.” 

PISCES: Elizabeth Barrett Browning (Pisces Mercury in the 6th House)

“What we call Life is a condition of the soul. And the soul must improve in happiness and wisdom, except by its own fault. These tears in our eyes, these faintings of the flesh, will not hinder such improvement.”

an incomplete list of lines in aftg that will always fuck me up

“Did you know I’ve never been skiing?”

“I told her what would happen if she raised her hand again. She had no right to look so surprised.”

“His father. Your coach.”

“Who said ‘please’ that made you hate the word so much?” “I did.” / “I was seven,” Andrew said. “I believed him.”

“If it means losing you, then no.”

“Go on, tell me again how I’m too unbalanced to understand normal brotherly affection and love. Tell me this is natural.”

“Good,” Neil said quietly. “So now you understand why Andrew killed your mother.”

“Do you honestly think that if I wanted to kill someone, whether it was myself or someone else, that I would fail so spectacularly at it so many times?”

“Neil,” Wymack said, “between you and me, I don’t think you’ve ever been fine.”

“I’m tired of being nothing.”

“Would it kill you to let something in?” “It almost did last time.”

“Neil? Are you all right?” Neil smiled. It felt like it tore his face open. “No. No, I’m not.”

“Thank you,” he finally said. He couldn’t say he meant thanks for all of it: the keys, the trust, the honesty, and the kisses. Hopefully Andrew would figure it out eventually. “You were amazing.”

“Everything I needed, you already gave me. You let me stay.”

“You are a Fox,” Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.

“Wait, he chose Neil over you? That sounds a little serious for a fling, don’t you–” Nicky glanced at Neil’s blank face and faltered. “News to you too, huh?”

“That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.”

“I won’t be like them. I won’t let you let me be.”

“Stay,” Andrew said, and leaned down to kiss him.

This was everything he wanted, everything he needed, and Neil was never letting go.


Don’t worry. No one’s going under the ship today. Though, the thought had crossed my mind. No, I’m quite certain I can do better than that.

nightmare starters part 2

for part 1 click here!

“Will you please tell me what they’re about?! How do you expect me to help if you don’t tell me?!”
“You should go and see someone about those nightmares. They’re only getting worse, aren’t they?”
“Can we sleep with the lights on?”
“I haven’t slept peacefully in weeks.”
“I can’t tell you my nightmare this time… It’s too bad, I don’t want to have to say it out loud.”
“Can I sleep in your room? I don’t think I’ll be able to fall asleep in my own bed.”
“I’m sorry for waking you… I had a really bad nightmare.”
“I can’t stop thinking about that weird dream I had weeks ago. It’s like it’s haunting me.”
“You look exhausted. Bad night?”
“Calm down, calm down. It was just a dream. It’s over now.”
“You’re overreacting. Everyone has bad dreams sometimes. No need to get all weird about it.”
“Are you still thinking about that nightmare? I’m sure it didn’t mean anything, okay? We’re not in a horror movie.”
“You should go to the doctor. These nightmares are making you miss sleep and you’re always exhausted. Get help.”
“How about you come and sleep in my bed? I’ll watch over you while you fall asleep, I promise.”
“I think I’d feel less tired if I didn’t sleep at all anymore. These nightmares are killing me.”
“I thought you didn’t get them anymore.”
“I guess it was a bad idea to watch a horror movie before bed…”
“When will you finally tell me what they’re about?”
“Wow, you look exhausted. Did you sleep at all last night?”
“Oh my god, that was horrible… that was so horrible…”
“How about you sleep in my bed for the coming days? It can be like a sleepover. I’m sure you’ll feel good enough and the nightmares will stay away!”
“I can’t breathe! It was real, it was!”
“Have you tried writing them down? They might go away if you do…”
“Have you any idea how worried I am? Please tell me what’s up with you or I can’t help! You look exhausted!”
“Please leave the light on.”
“Have you any idea what’s causing these nightmares?”
“I don’t think you understand how exhausting it is to not have had a good night’s rest in weeks.”