A sad lack of chicken hats
I just took a shower, and as I’m sitting by my upstairs window braiding my hair, I see my neighbour walk by. There’s something on his head (I think?) and something about the reddish colour and maybe the way he’s strutting makes my brain go, “Chicken!”
Now logically i know my neighbour does not have a chicken on his head. Sadly, it probably isn’t even a chicken hat. I bet it’s something boring like a red baseball cap.
But this is what the world is like when you aren’t wearing your glasses.