i like tofu but meat is forever my king

I’d rather be a zombie than a member of PETA. Hell, I’d rather be a zombie than a lot of things. Actually I’m pretty sure that a lot of people I know wouldn’t mind going for an all brains diet as well.

I’m not 100% against PETA, as I think being cruel to animals is wrong, but I have nothing against eating them. (cue the “OMG U hypocrite!!!111) In my opinion PETA should be more concerned with puppy mills and the like than my diet.

One last thing, I’ve always hated how PETA tries to be aggressive/dickish in their efforts to stick their nose into my dinner plate. They yell at me to go vegan but I never yell at them to take a bath or seek employment.