i like to sing off key a lot

mmmmmm this took like 20 tries and a lot of self confidence but!! Jeremy (in a higher, off-key voice rip) singing That Person I’d Kinda Be Into from @bmc-switched-au ! Some things were changed to make it a bit more believable from Jeremy to Michael (I’ve known them since - i-i don’t know! But,) or (Say there’s this person you know a little bit)

also the mic was on a horrible pair of earbuds so sorry for background noise!

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okay so we talk about all the shadowhunters characters watching mundane movies together before, right (usually star wars or something) but look, recently i was reading a fic and there was a line that was, basically summed up: “a mundane movie?” “are there any other type?” 

what if there was tho

like downworlder movies, run by downworlders. the tragic love story of a warlock and a mundane (that magnus refuses to watch after the first time he cried a lot) or a rom-com between a werewolf and a vampire, or a really bad cheesy flick about two werewolves, or a seelie drama that’s full of dramatic plot twists and love triangles, or a vampire movie that’s just full of puns, or a really sweet chick flick where a vampire falls in love with a mundane and she ends up voluntarily becoming a vampire to be with her vampire girlfriend, or a rom-com between a warlock and a vampire who both think the other is a mundane and keep trying to hide the truth with increasingly hilarious shenanigans, or magnus’s favorite, a buddy comedy about two warlocks. shadowhunters being portrayed as everything from “basically stormtroopers” to “evil and heartless” to that that one series wherein they’re actually characters and no one admits it but they kind of love it because it’s so overdramatic, but also kind of lovable (a downworlder shouting at some shadowhunter “you’ll never be like [insert name of character], you [insert reference]!” and the shadowhunter is just like ???? because none of them have ever seen these movies before.

like just movies made by downworlders, full of downworlders and downworld things. some of them aren’t even set in the downworld, it’s just most of the cast are downworlders. like a movie set in a space station or something, and a vampire plays the lead. a werewolf plays the love interest, and it’s hilarious because they don’t get along at all on set, except that they kind of do. a seelie who plays a ridiculously handsome love interest in a movie about spies. a warlock who plays like, an x-man or something, and mundanes who might see it are like “wow cool costume/makeup” but surprise bitch, those scales are fucking real 

and like after the whole mortal war thing, there’s a series of really bad movies based on it. and like there’s actually a chick-flick based on magnus and alec, which magnus thinks is hilarious. later there’s an actually serious romance movie based on them about a warlock and a shadowhunter falling in love and magnus watches it whenever he misses alec once he’s gone oops i’m crying

and okay this is less likely because of the clave and warrior culture but shadowhunter movies. there aren’t very many of them, and most of them are terrible or meant for children or both, but they exist.

and it’s hilarious because like, half of the characters are always really bad actors with stiff expressions and shit, and the other half are super passionate and like throwing themselves into the role. as a kid, isabelle desperately wanted to star in one of these (and she probably gets to at some point).

but they range from really shitty romances, usually stemmed from arranged marriages or propaganda of some sort, to like actually funny comedies but it’s like, shadowhunter humor, dry and morbid and shit. there’s a few super racist downworlder characters that alec, izzy, and jace look back on wincing super hard because shit, yeah, now that they think about it, vlad the evil vampire and seymour blade the greedy warlock were super racist, wow. 

but what shadowhunters are really good at? war movies. movies about battles and swordfights and shit. holy fuck they’re good at that. they use real blades. sometimes, they even use actual demons. because shadowhunters are fucking badass. and they’re great at the political dramas and tangled webs of conspiracy. there’s this one spy movie that’s basically shadowhunter james bond and it’s amazing. jace and izzy had a crush on the “bond girl” equivalent, a kickass lady shadowhunter, and alec had a crush on the james bond guy, a hot shadowhunter dude who wore eyeliner. but the thing about the movie is the plot is actually really good, even though the actors really suck in places and it’s great

and like okay so now imagine all our faves having movie nights and they just

everyone’s all curled up in magnus’s living room (or they take turns in various places, and god knows what would happen if maryse found out that they’d used the institute once) and magnus has conjured up more space/extra chairs and shit. everyone’s welcome, but people outside their circle rarely come (”are you crazy??? all those shadowhunters and powerful downworlders and shit??? nah thanks”) and like

magnus and alec are cuddled ridiculously close on a loveseat, being sickeningly adorable and kissing each other’s cheek and shit. maia and simon sit on the couch together and get a little closer each time. for a while, clary and jace sit very far apart, but once they start to get their shit together they slowly gravitate closer. raphael sits next to magnus and alec so he can poke magnus and annoy him whenever he wants. ragnor sits next to raphael so he can help. catarina and dot usually sit together on some beanbags because they get along super well, and they enjoy the same kinds of movies so sometimes they gang up on the others and it’s a little terrifying. luke often sits between clary and where simon and maia are sitting, as they are the ones he’s closest to. meliorn sits on a beanbag next to izzy, who sits cross-legged on the floor with a large bowl of popcorn that several people steal from shamelessly. she lets them, and always makes extra (or rather, asks alec to, because she always burns it).

okay but there’s a big mix of shadowhunter, downworlder, and mundane movies? and like you can tell exactly which each one is just by looking at the cover

but like magnus being intrigued by the james bond shadowhunter movie, like “wow i didn’t know shadowhunters were good at spy drama. nice. wow did they really do that stunt? that’s badass”

and maia and simon like the werewolf/vampire rom-com ;) 

and clary just really loves the downworlder movies?? especially the cheesy rom-coms, because those are her favorite. especially when they has happy endings

or maybe luke is the only one of them who’s seen both shadowhunter and downworlder, so he likes watching the mundane ones more, but his favorite will always be a shadowhunter movie he watched as a kid about shadowhunters in WW1 because it was so interesting to him

or alec convincing them to watch the series with the overdramatic shadowhunters and all the downworlders are losing their minds as the shadowhunter on the screen (who is very clearly a seelie with makeup runes drawn on, and half of them are nonsense- alec points this out to magnus, and he giggles and says that’s the best part) does a completely unnecessary backflip and ends it on a cheesy line and all the shadowhunters immediately turn to jace like that’s you. 

meliorn wants to watch one of the seelie dramas because he lowkey loves them and even he can’t predict the plot twists sometimes and sometimes he’s just sort of clinging to izzy like oh my god. oh my god. isabelle. look. oh my god. i think she’s the mother. holy shit. and izzy’s like i know oh my god this is so great!!

dot wants to watch star wars, because she still has a crush on leia and also she just likes the plot. simon enthusiastically agrees. magnus agrees on the condition they watch the star trek movies at some point, too. catarina claims to have dated natalia portman for a short time. no one but simon believes her.

ragnor what do you mean he’s dead? fuck off don’t know what ur talking about wants to watch the warlock buddy movie, because he was an extra in it so you can see him the background for like three seconds at a bar, and he never stops rubbing it in magnus’s face that he was in a movie, ha, and magnus is like “i just haven’t gotten around to doing one yet!” “uh huh, sure”

at some point, they have a disney night and it’s amazing. everyone loves disney night. even though half of it is critiquing and pointing out flaws, they all have a lot of fun, and half of them are singing along the whole time. (magnus singing “under the sea” with way too much enthusiasm, maia sings “once upon a dream” beautifully and simon sings the other part, jace sings “let it go” extremely off-key, clary sings “colors of the wind”… not very well). pirates of the carribean is probably the best-received one by all of the, though, although lilo and stich might have it beat

i know this would probably never happen in canon and i’m just dreaming but i don’t even care i love this idea

falling in a forest (a shitty cover)
me, sadly
falling in a forest (a shitty cover)

uh god bless this video for being here and just this person does a lot of rad karaoke tracks and bless them

altho im sorry to do such a shitty thing (i.e. this cover) to it

anyway.

as i said. shitty singing, im breathing on the mic at points, and just… off key imo???

but hey. i said a shitty cover. not a good one.

if this makes u unfollow me: i love u but i understand

Torn Up (Part Seven)

Originally posted by mapleloafs

No disclaimers today, friends! With that being said, I’m just gonna apologize to my Willy fans for the excess of Auston content. Like I said, it’s essential to the plot (And also extremely self-indulgent)! Also this one’s kind of short, so maybe I’ll post part 8 tomorrow

Also, if y’all missed the announcement, Torn Up is ultimately going to be a Willy story, because I have a new Auston series called Wonder Boy the link to my masterlist is below if you haven’t read it yet!

Warnings:  lots of cursing, some sexual innuendo, and an extremely oblivious main character. Enjoy!

Masterlist

I woke up to the sound of off-key singing and the rainfall shower. Looking around, I noticed two things; my phone was not where I had left it on the coffee table, rather it was plugged into a charger about three feet away from the couch, and on the coffee table where my phone had been was a sweater, along with my clothes from the previous day. 

Sleepily, I unfolded the sweater; it was obviously Auston’s as it was very large, but the light blue of the wool was quite pretty. I resolved that, if I tucked the front of it into my shorts, the ensemble could be very cute. After checking that the coast was clear, I quickly slipped on both the sweater and my shorts and sat down on the couch to wait for Auston to emerge from the shower.

“Careful, Y/N, or I might make you wear my clothes more often. It’s like you prefer my stuff,” Auston said, walking out of his room fully dressed. From my place on the couch I could smell his cologne, and I wondered vaguely if anyone had told him that expensive aftershave loses its effect when used in excess. 

“It’s not like I have much of a choice, do I?” I fired back before realizing that I had, in fact, giggled my response. I couldn’t remember having actually giggled in years. I cleared my throat. “Thanks for plugging my phone in, by the way.”

“It was no problem. And there’s mouthwash in the bathroom,” Auston provided, making his way to the couch.

“Are you trying to tell me something, Aus?” I retorted. Auston opened his mouth to answer, but from the look on his face it was evident that he was at a loss. “I’ll be back in a few, tell me where we’re going to breakfast when I do?” I asked, getting up and walking toward the bathroom. I couldn’t help but think of William as I glanced at my phone sitting forgotten on the opposite side of the couch.

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#80 [Seth Rollins]

#80: “Why did I marry you?” - “It took a lot of convincing.” from the list here.


You liked a lot of the things that you did with Seth. You liked getting to fly to random cities in America, road-tripping between shows with him, living out of a suitcase for a few days. You liked sitting in the audience at a WWE show, or backstage if you felt less than social, to watch your husband do what he was so passionate about. You liked when he came home to you, spending a couple weekdays with you, though because you too held a job it was a still a coordinated affair.

But what you loved beyond measure, was when Seth had a random weekend off, or you took a day off from work during the week, where you both got to spend the entire day together. When neither of you had to set an alarm clock or had somewhere to run off to. When it was just an easy, lazy day around the house, where you just coexisted together, making plans right before they had to be made.

This was one such day. You had decided to take off from work, allowing you and Seth to sleep in, eventually get up for coffee, only to return back to bed. You stayed there for a while, cuddled, fought for ownership of the covers, talked, loved on the dogs, until eventually due to sheer hunger alone you had to get up for the day. After having what was basically brunch, wherein you almost ruined the toast, and Seth had kicked you out of the kitchen, you retired to the living room. He cued up a video game to play, while you curled up in the corner of the couch with a book. The dogs put themselves elsewhere in the room, content to sleep on their beds.

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I decided to go with JayTim first cuz I know y’all love them.

Post I got the questions from

1.     If they had kid(s) what would the kid(s) plan for mother’s day and/or father’s day?

I actually have a hard time imagining Jason and Tim with kids, but if they ever did get any I imagine lots of homemade cards no matter what age they are, and when they get a little older they make a special meal for Jason since he taught them how to cook. Tim is a lame dad so they like, organize his files or something and he fuckin cries.

2.     What is their favourite song to sing a duet to in the car?

Terribly off-key renditions of Defying Gravity. Jason will only sing along if he gets to be Elphaba and Tim doesn’t care enough to argue with him about it.

3.     If they had to tell puns for a minute straight, who would be better at it?

Jason has more puns in his repertoire but he can’t keep it up without eventually laughing. Tim, however, will deliver pun after pun with a deadpan expression the entire time and it fucking ends Jason every time.

4.     How do they show affection love towards one another?

Jason makes sure that Tim will get in a proper meal whenever he can and force him to go to bed once he gets past the 48 hour mark. Tim will look into Jason’s cases whenever he has time and give him any information he found. At first Jason was bothered by this, thinking it was Tim intruding and looking down on him, before he realized that it was something that Tim does for people he cares about.

5.     How do they show verbal love towards one another?

Jason has a bunch of endearing nicknames for Tim. Babybird, princess, babydoll, love, etc. Tim is really bad at expressing verbal love, but whenever Jason goes out on patrol without him, whether Tim is stuck at home due to injury or if they just have to go separate ways that night, he always tells Jason to be careful before he leaves.

6.     What is a joke between them that never gets old?

They will never tire of picking on Dick’s terrible fashion choices. One of their favorite things to do is recreate some of Dick’s old outfits and post a picture of them wearing it next to one of Dick with a caption of “who wore it better?” Either that or they’ll just put a bunch of random stuff from their closet on and post it and tag Dick in the picture.

7.     Who would pick a fight with someone twice their size?

Well, Tim almost every night when he goes on patrol, but that’s par for course. Jason, however, despite being physically quite large already, will 100% pick a fight with someone disrespecting a woman in a bar or club no matter what size they are.

8.     How do they say good night to one another over text?

“Night, loser”

“Go the fuck to sleep”

9.     Would they ever get matching sweaters?

As a joke, probably. They would definitely show up at the manor with those ones that say things like “I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one’s ever seen me and Batman in the same room.” Tim would definitely make sure the paparazzi got at least a few shots of him in it because it simultaneously makes the vein in Bruce’s head throb but also makes him smile.

10.  How would each of them dress up their dog?

Jason would get his dog shirts with puns on them or cool bandanas. Tim would dress their dog up like Robin and show up at the manor to tell Damian that he had been replaced.

Klaine Valentines Challenge - “Do You Feel the Same?” (Rated T)

Kurt is a little annoyed at the couple in the back seat of his car, drunk as skunks and singing off-key, pawing at each other in an ambiguous way. Kurt just hopes that when they sober up, they lose his number so he won’t have to give some kind of awkward speech at their future wedding. But is it possible that Kurt has the wrong idea? (2196 words)

Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge Day Six “Eternal Flame”.

Read on AO3.

Close your eyes … give me your hand, darling … Do you feel my heart beating? … Do you understand? … Do you feel the same? Am I only dreaming? Is this burning an …

Kurt cringes as they nail the words eternal flame with gusto, their tequila-soaked voices modulating to pitches that animals would flee from. They were such a nice, normal couple when Kurt picked them up at the beginning of the night. The two passengers crooning in the back seat of Kurt’s Prius, who had introduced themselves as TinaandBlaine (as if they were a Country-Folk singing duo), are now sloppy drunk and belting out maudlin 80s hits. They’re also slightly all over each other. Kurt can’t figure out if that’s drunken first date all over each other or just touchy-feely friends all over each other.

Especially since Kurt had thought that Blaine was flirting with him on the way to the bar.

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anonymous asked:

Hey! Headcanon for which characters out of Class 1A or 1B would love cartoons? Like, who would be hyped about a new Adventure Time episode or the new season of Samurai Jack? Stuff like that! Thanks!

((I don’t really know any Japanese cartoons (that, you know, aren’t anime) so I’m just sorta going off of American stuff))

Hagakure is a BIG CARTOON NERD!! She likes those kid cartoons like Adventure Time, Gumball, and (season 1-2) Steven Universe. She sings along to the theme songs all the time. Even if they’re just instrumental.

Also, Kirishima. He’s more low-key than Hagakure, but he still likes that shit. He’ll watch anything except for my little pony. He just doesn’t CARE about it tbh

Speaking of ponies, Tsunotori likes cartoons a lot because A) they’re cute and nice and B) they remind her of home. Sometimes she streams a few episodes with her friends back in America for old time’s sake.

anonymous asked:

Court, about you writing, I don't wanna be annoying BUT could you do something for lyrics and melodies (I guess that's the name, can't remember), 'cause I really loved that one :)

ANONYMOUS SAID: could you do a story based on AM? like this girl is just chillin with Harry and she’s about to leave and he’s like “wait, will you stay with me?” and then they hang out until like 4 in the morning and she ends up falling asleep at his place or something? idk do this if you want and do whatever you want with it it’s just kinda an idea ahaha

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I decided to kinda cheat and combine these two requests. I know I’d had a few requests to continue THIS BLURB which I’d ended up titled Lyrics And Melodies. It was one of my favorites (and written from Harry’s POV) and I kept meaning to do a sequel. I thought the AM idea was good and would fit, so here’s what I came up with. Hope you like it. xo


Lyrics And Melodies - Part 2: AM

Help me, I think I’m falling in love again…

I was stood in the back of the bar, just like the first time I watched Julia on the stage, the night we met. After two dates (if you’d call that first night a date), I was still in awe of her. We’d only had one more date since then, but I barely count it. It was a very hurried lunch date because she’d had to get back to work. I hadn’t gotten to hear her sing that time, and sitting in the middle of a busy cafe during lunch hour was not the ideal date. Nonetheless, I’d enjoyed just being with her, but I’ll admit I kicked myself afterwards for not kissing her goodbye.

I was excited when she’d called to tell me she was going to open mic night again, and would love if I came. If. As though anything would have kept me away. This time Niall wasn’t with me. I was only there to meet Julia, and after she played her short set, we were headed back to my place to have drinks there. She was beautiful to watch, her perfect lips mouthing the lyrics into the microphone, her delicate fingers strumming the chords on her guitar.

And we love our loving…but not like we love our freedom…

The crowd cheered and clapped when Julia finished her last song and took a bow. Our eyes met for a split second and she smiled at me before stepping off the stage. The emcee took his place at the mic to announce the next performer, but I kept my eyes on Julia while she walked toward me, stopping a couple times to hug someone or say thanks.

“Hi,” she beamed.

“Hi,” I wiggled my brows. “You were great.”

“Thank you,” she said. “I’m ready when you are.”

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anonymous asked:

So Fujimaki has said Mura canonically can't sing at all (and from replace we know he also can't dance) and I feel he'd be laughed at for it a lot. Can I ask for his s/o encouraging him to sing and dance anyway?? Saying they like his voice and stuff.

Aw man, you hit the jackpot with this one. _( :3 」∠)_ You know, I kind of imagine him singing in that off-key muttering manner like Zuoxiao Zuzhou? (Z.Z. is the one with the lower voice in this song, he goes in 2nd). I can’t sing nor dance for hell either. 。゚(T‿T)゚。 Pretty sure I’d make a good career as a necromancer with my singing, it could wake the dead.

And fun fact… Atsushi has his character song that he sings by himself… I don’t know about you, but to me it sounds pretty good… so if this is “can’t sing”, then… what is my life… ( ._.)

… Let’s just go back to Fujimaki-sensei’s canon and off-key muttering. I can’t help but wonder what kind of a death wish one would have to have to actually make fun of Murasakibara…? You know what I mean.

PS. I’m adding links to the mentioned songs. My s.o. helped me with those and she’s just as batshit as I am, so… I’m truly sorry in advance for the horrible 1980′s landmines there. Brings back my childhood memories, I can thank my mother’s disastrous taste in music. (T ‿ T)

“Atsushi, it’s your turn!” You grinned and nudged him.

Okamura was still glaring at the microphone like he was trying to determine where his life had gone wrong and how had he ended up going to karaoke with the rest of the team. Aoi Sangoshō really wasn’t his song. Himuro pathetically tried to mask his laugh with a forced coughing fit. He had nailed The Other Self ten minutes earlier - he could have just as much been the real vocalist for that band - and was simply being a little shit now.

It was a rare occasion, but Murasakibara truly understood Okamura at that point.

And he knew that compared with his, Okamura’s singing was divine.

Okamura passed the microphone and Murasakibara stared at it blankly.

“Nnnnnmmm, I’ll skip,” he droned, offering it to you. “Singing’s bothersome.”

“You’ve been skipping every time so far,” Liu pointed out smoothly.

Sure you can talk, Murasakibara thought with irritation. Liu was unexpectedly revealed to be an absolute karaoke loving genius and his rendition of Nightmare was award worthy.

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Like A Virgin

Pairing: Sam x reader

Prompt: 80s ‘Like a Virgin’ by Madonna

Words: 2500ish

Warnings: smut (of course, what did you expect with a song like that!), losing virginity, fingering, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it!)

A/N: This is my entry for the Cheesy Songs Decades Challenge by @cici0507. Hope y’all enjoy it! And can I just point out how perfect this gif is!

Originally posted by paigeinastory


You nodded your head along to the guitar riffs, enjoying the sweet rock tunes blasting through the Impala’s speakers and hummed the lyrics to yourself. Together with the Winchesters you were driving towards the bunker, coming back from a hunt. The older brother slowed down the car and turned to the gas station, halting next to a pump. 

“Could you grab us some snacks, kiddo?” Dean asked as he shut down the engine of the Impala. 

“Sure,” you shrugged. You swung open your door before you made your way for the gas station. Strolling through the shop, you grabbed a couple of snacks. Chocolate bars, chips, gum, mints… Everything you were craving, was getting carried in your arms. 

As you were waiting in line, you eyed the brothers outside. Dean was filling up the gas tank and Sam, your boyfriend, was leaning against the car with his arms crossed over his chest. It seemed like they were arguing, probably brotherly banter going back and forth. You quickly paid for the stuff in your arms before you joined them again.

When you stepped out of the store, both men shut their mouths and got into the car without another word being spoken. You frowned at their odd behavior. What was going on? Sam was glaring at Dean, staring daggers into the side of his head and his older brother just smirked to himself, keeping his eyes on the road in front of him. 

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anonymous asked:

the guys as dads headcanons?

dad and husbands headcanons

Hiccup

  • dad jokes
  • proud 200% of the time
  • fixes everything himself around the house
  • hands Astrid stuff to open
  • “don’t tell your mother”
  • awkward, embarrasses kids purposefully sometimes
  • buff wife
  • doesn’t remember things, has a calendar, doesn’t check it
  • sleeps in when he can, kids wake him up
  • kids like his cooking more, but he’s not great
  • “Alright… time to order take out”
  • doesn’t know how to talk to kids girlfriends/boyfriends
  • goes limp when kids try to pull him anywhere

Snotlout

  • soccer mom dad
  • kids signed up for all the sports and he yells the loudest during games
  • kinda has a beer belly when he gets older
  • runs in the morning, tries to get kids to run with him, they lock their doors
  • protein shake dad
  • wakes kids up for chores at 8 am on a saturday by singing off key loudly
  • flirts with wife over the breakfast table, kids gag
  • scary dad
  • glares at daughter’s boyfriend for all of dinner
  • “I train my kids so one day they can almost be like me… obviously theyll never get to my level, but close enough is better”
  • probably has beaten his children at children’s games and gloated

Fishlegs

  • soft dad
  • the daddliest dad
  • makes kids pancakes in the shape of hearts and flowers
  • embarrasses kids
  • sings in shower, everyone in the house can hear
  • refers to wife a lot with pet names, very affectionate
  • writes kids names on their lunches, sneaks in a sweet
  • “Don’t tell your mother”
  • first one to get an SUV, he wanted it. lots of kids, has to count them off
  • strict calendar
  • cries during sad movies
  • dances with wife in the kitchen in the morning while carrying all the kids
  • falls asleep while reading/falls asleep everywhere
  • bad dating advice

Tuffnut

  • “He was here a second ago…”
  • doesn’t know how to help kids with homework, calls hiccup or fishlegs
  • let’s kids watch scary movies
  • literally crush from finding nemo
  • doesn’t know what’s happening half the time
  • kids are as gross as he is
  • gross flirting with wife, tmi
  • level of knowledge varies, good at life hacks
  • picked up the wrong baby at the hospital
  • “Ask your mom”
  • lil bit of a beer belly
  • terrible dad jokes
Brother!Hoseok

And now onto our hope our sunshine our angel himself Jung Hoseok aka a big ball of sunshine to just make everyone’s day bless him

  • He would be s u c h an amazing brother oh my god
  • He would be a total sweetheart like just has no issue taking care of you or being someone to talk to or just simply sitting with you maybe helping with homework
  • He would lowkey be the mothering type like he’d always ask if you needed anything like are you thirsty are you hungry do you need a hug bc I can give you a hug no problem
  • He would love to cuddle though
  • Like any time any place he’d just suddenly be wrapped around you and it’s like hoSEOK WE ARE IN SCHOOL I NEED TO GO TO CLASS
  • You two would lowkey cause chaos together it’d basically just be like having a partner in crime
  • He would be the first person you went to when you were upset bc he always knew exactly how to calm you down and he’d just sit and let you rant
  • You could come to all of his dance practices and he’d try to get you to dance with him and he wouldn’t even be trying to dance well it’d just be a lot of flailing arms
  • He would always be singing off key (even though he can actually sing really well)
  • If you two were driving somewhere he’d be singing along to the radio as horribly and loudly as he could and you’re just trying not to laugh
  • He would do things that others thought would be embarrassing for you but the reality is you’re beyond used to it so you just join in and like everyone knows you two as the ones who aren’t afraid to be themselves
  • He’d be so so sweet though and he’d just love you with all of his lil heart and he’d always keep you safe and just this is such a beautiful concept I need it
It's Finally Over... Slept on it last night and..... Well... Here we go


I… I literally can’t with this entire series….. I don’t even know where to start in this entire finale.

-THE SINGING PARTS IN THIS EPISODE LITERALLY MADE ME CRINGE AND LAUGH AT HOW OUT OF PLACE THEY WERE. LIKE I COULD FEEL THEM REACHING OUT OF THE SCREEN TO THE CHILDREN AUDIENCES AND SAYING, “LOOK AT THE KEYS, GUYS!”

-Wu Redemption is Stupid (Also idea for independent states sounds a heck of a lot like what it was when the Earth Queen died. Who would be in charge of that? Even we have a president?)

-The bending was uber convenient and inconvenient during the entire the finale. All they need to do is trip the machine, cut off a leg and the weapon would have gone down. Ways to do this? TONS OF IT. They could have 

A) shifted the earth under her feet like Toph was able to do in Book 2. I mean. They have a heck of a lot of earth benders and a heck of a lot of earth from the city. ALso they can use water since it’s a COASTAL CITY to freeze it constantly. Why did Korra have to stop freezing it. It was actually doing more damage when she was contiually doing it?

B) At any time could Bolin have used his lavabending saw to cut some metal in a probably faster fashion than those two robot birds. We saw him doing it inside.

C) Just because the outside is made of platinum does that mean they CANNOT bend what’s inside the robot. Constantly have they proven in the Avatar series that you don’t need to see an element in order to mess with it. Whether earth is jammed somewhere or whether water is deep underground, a bender can always feel their element. Heck, even Kuvira admitted that she felt them bending the metal in the suit.

Platinum is shown to be unbendable but it does not negate the effects of bending like kryptonite.

The mecha obviously was vulnerable as it had earth inside it, therefore it could have been metalbent from outside (especially in the cockpit, which was shown inside to be 100% metal.

-Asami punishment YET AGAIN. Now THIS character has seen the true suffering that Korra stated to have experienced.

She lost her father, She lost her mother, she got her boyfriend stolen from her and then was cheated on, she lost her company and had to work hard to rebuild everything from the ground up. This girl is a rock-solid character that always gets jilted IN EVERY SINGLE SEASON WITH LESS AND LESS screen time and NOW THIS?????

-There was absolutely no reason that Hiroshi needed to die. Heck, there was no reason that anyone should have cared for him to die so why the impact? Just to make Asami suffer? It made absolutely no sense and everyone in the room of where I live was just rolling their eyes and saying, “He’s going to die, right?”

-It was just a dumb plot choice. He was brought in for like two episodes out of the entire last two seasons and they did this to him? The only thing I could see from this is just to put a blot on Kuvira’s pretty much SPOTLESS record, despite the fact that he was a convict and the fact that it was the United Republic that tried to assassinate Kuvira FIRST!

- Korra’s development-

Granted they tried. I will grant them that they tried. However, it was a pathetic attempt. They literally spent more time planning our Varrick and Jhu LI’s redemption/marriage and Wu/the citizens escape than they did with Korra’s lesson. She fights Kuvira, she gets trapped in the spirit world  with Kuvira, decides to NOW talk about ANY SORT OF REMNANCE OF A BACKSTORY WITH KUVIRA with literally NO INDICATION of caring or knowing about it, and then all of the sudden says, “You are like me because you have a fierce and don’t want to give up.”

Well Korra honey, there are alot of characters that don’t want to give up and are fierce like you. Lin, Mako, Varrick, Toph, younger Katara. 

That doesn’t excuse the fact that you weren’t there for  3 years, or the fact that Zaofu and Republic City did almost nothing to help the Earth Kingdom in it’s time of need. That doesn’t excuse the fact that Kuvira was TOLD to unite the kingdoms by everyone and was ONLY condemned for NOT STEPPING DOWN (go look at the early episodes of this book if you don’t know what I’m talking about)

In the end, YET ANOTHER STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER IS TREATED LIKE TRASH AND JUST GIVES UP EVERYTHING BECAUSE KORRA SAID A FEW DUMB WORDS TO HER. 

And then she’s arrested and Kuvira’s just like to everyone, “Hey! Give up the cause! We were wrong guys! LOL”

Gosh, I don’t think I’ve ever seen something be resolved that quickly since the nonbender revolution in Book 1. And that was really sad.

AND EVEN IN THE END OF KORRA’s GROWTH, she’s pretty much doing what she did every single season ending. Saying that she has changed, and grown, and then doing crap the next season. Whose to say that this wasn’t any better?

-The ending

Granted we never figured out what happened to her past lives or why the HECK we need another spirit portal, we just HAVE to have someone’s wedding in the end and it has to be a side characters. More screen time for character introduced in Book 2 and barely kept alive up until this point! Not like there were other characters that could have been focused on! LIKE ASAMI’S DADS FUNERAL. She is a main character after all.

In the end, we get some stupid love implications from not even the main shipping that the creators themselves said they shipped. We get two people, whom one had stolen the boyfriend from and had been cheated on, to convince the other, who would drop her company and everything she worked for just to be her handmaiden in another kingdom, forced to get together in a friendly stroll into the Spirit World.

And yet they are just friends. But everyone is implying this forced relationship instead of actually saying, “Hey! You know what? Korra hasn’t really developed any good healthy relationships with anyone of these characters. They’re all just one-sided or shallow! Let’s just make her a strong, independent young lady who still needs to learn how to make friends.”

NOPE! Let’s give “the people” what they want! REPRESENTATION! Then maybe they will stop writing critiques on how we left open all these plot holes and other stuff to screw over the series!

You can’t just insert a character for no good reason, treat her like crap, and then at the end of everything say, “HEY YOU WANT TO BE WORTH THE SCREEN TIME?  BE THE SLAVE OF THE TITULAR CHARACTER FOR THE REST OF THIS STORY~!”

That’s just…. Oh whatever.

You know what?

People are going to say that LoK is the best thing ever.

Not because it actually was.

But because people will look at it and say, “Look at the representation!”

Representation of POC!

Representation of TEEN RELATIONSHIPS!

Representation of WOMEN!

Representation of PTSD!

Representation of… whatever that was at the end….

It’s not going to matter what you do in the end.

This show was a train wreck. A huge fan fiction letter to themselves.

Thank goodness the crash has come. And the dust from the wreckage is cleared.

Let’s move forward with our lives guys and go back to the ATLA cafe, where everything was perf, and knew what they were selling.

Drinks and Food are on me.

travelwithwords  asked:

You do ships? Did I already know this? My sleeper deprived brain is just too out of it. Ship me sometime. Like do the cool requests first then ship me into the sunset. 💃🏼⛵️🌅

Fuck yeah, I do ships.

I ship you with Sam Wilson (for obvious reasons)

Originally posted by gweonteam

You two fit perfectly together and no one dares to say any differently. This man- boy, he is In Fucking Love. Pure Love. Long walks on the beach, late nights spent talking about whatever, lot’s and lot’s of sex, singing an off-key duet of Sunday Candy, and waking up to his best girl every morning. This guy is head over heels and will let you know it. Flowers to your doorstep. Breakfast in bed. Surprise baths with candles. Coming home to a fancy meal. He is head over heels and -god- so are you.

Send me ships! (They might take a while- sorry!) 

(Please specify about yourself- I know Justine (and other mutuals) well enough to ship her but I might not about you, sweetness)

  • Total Guitar: What advice you give to any aspiring singer /guitarists out there?
  • Jerry Cantrell: Anybody can sing. Some people are very gifted and very talented at it and are naturals you know? I don't really consider myself a natural singer, it's more... It's... JUST TRY! you know? I mean, uh, I never intended to be a lead singer and at times I had been in this band I operated as one as well. William and I work as a team and as a duo, but I always loved bands like that you know? I've always loved bands like The Who, Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey, two distingtive voices... The beatles obviously! is the key, they all sing, particularly George, Paul and John even Ringo can sing... If Ringo can sing anybody can sing! And yeah, just, uh, it's kind of, uh, I kinda started off as a backup singer, and I kinda got more confidence as i went along and, uh, you know... Layne particularly give me a lot of confidence to sing, I didn't particularly think i had talent at it, but he was always like "hey man, you can sing fine, you know, you should sing more" so i did.
Shoutout to this dick I know

In my youth group at church there’s this guy, and his name is Scott. As a whole, he’s kind of a jerk. I have a lot of issues with Scott, but his acceptance ain’t one of them. We were practicing a song wednesday night, as the youth director recently got ordained after trying to become a pastor for fifteen years and the whole group is going to sing at his celebratory dinner Saturday night. We were dividing up parts for the song, and Scott was directing it all (he was the one teaching the songs). He said, “Normally the girls sing (x) part and the guys sing (y) part. Is anyone in here nonbinary?” No response. “Well, if you are and you don’t feel comfortable saying it, that’s cool too. If you’re a girl who wants to sing the guy part or a guy who wants to sing the girl part then go on ahead, I really don’t care. That’s what’s recommended, but I don’t see why we should do it that way.” This resulted in some of the boys singing the girl part in a ridiculously obnoxious voice that was horribly off key, and girls dropping their voices as low as they could to do the other part. All in all, it was kind of ridiculous, but it was so much fun and everyone was laughing and having an awesome time. Like I said, I have a lot of issues with Scott and how mean he can be at times, but at this point I have nothing but applause for him.

adisappointedgirl  asked:

Rose Weasley for the character thing

  1. Holiday headcanon: She loves Christimas.
  2. Cooking headcanon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  3. Sleeping headcanon: Sleeps with two billlion pillows and two blankets, and won’t share or give up any of them.
  4. Driving headcanon: Is actually pretty good and loves her old beetle.
  5. Bathing/showering headcanon: Forgets to take showers/baths if they let her, but actually enjoys bubble baths a lot.
  6. Hugging headcanon: She wrapps herself around the person she hugs like her life depends on it. Leaves her perfue ont he person for the next year.
  7. Kissing headcanon: SHE LOVES KISSES, THE WETTER, SEXIER THE BETTER, but fun cute innocent sweet kisses on her cousins also count.
  8. Sex headcanon: My Rose is demisexual and really doesn’t have a much high libido. She prefers cuddling.
  9. General physical contact headcanon: Isn’t the touch feely person, but enjoys hugs and kisses, she’s pretty average on that.
  10. Physical appearance headcanon: Short, curly red hair that’ almost orange, blue eyes that are a little bit too icy, full lips, and a bit chubby, with full hips and a tummy she loves to draw on. I spretty and has soft features.
  11. Wardrobe headcanon: Is usually pretty basic, but a beautiful basic. Lots of yellow everywhere.
  12. Jewelry headcanon: Doesn’t wear much of it, she hates earrings ith all her will, only ever wears bracelets, if anything.
  13. Nickname headcanon: Well, her full name is Rosalie but calling her that is suicide so Rose doesn’t evne count as a nickname anymore.Teddy and James came up with Rosie-posie and everyone calls her that, except her dad, who calls her cupcake, rosie, and bubble.
  14. Dancing headcanon: She loves ballet and ballroom dance, she loves feeling free and spinning around and just enjoys herself a lot while she’s dancing.
  15. Singing headcanon: People joke she’s awful but she’s jsut bellow average, which, with Hermione Granger as a mother, is winning the inherited-singing-talent lottery. She has no practice and not the best voice, but not as bad as Victoire or Lysander, for example. Likes to sing off-key duets with ALbus, who’s eternally frustrated over this because HE can sing. 
  16. Anger headcanon: Just don’t get her angry if you value your feelings. I was going to say life, but really, Rose is too cunning for it. She simply dstroys you from the inside, gets to your deepest fears and sadnessess and exposes them in such a way you’re left wndering ho th efuck she did that. It’s awful to go through and something that has gotten her into a lot of trouble over hte years.
  17. Soft spot headcanon: Hugo and Albus. No matter what’s going on, she will do nythign for them in a heartbeat, and they’re some of the few who can make her come out of her room when she’s amd becaus eshe jsut can’t resist their begging.
  18. Favorite possession headcanon: That’s tough because her book collection is huge and beloved, but I think it’s a small snowglobe that Lily gave her when she was five (Lily doesn’t let anyone touch her snowglobe collection so giving it to Rose meant a lot) that features a pretty ballerina with red hair and a teddy bear spinning around in the snow. She can’t sleep if this isn’t by her bedside.
  19. Favorite photograph headcanon: She loves photographs so much, but it’s probably one in which she, Scorpius and Al are all smilling at the camera, in third year, she’s in the middle and they have their rms tangled together and are so obviously happy and very freckled from one of the most hot, bright summers in their lifes.