i like to remember that not all superheroes

ok so last night I decided I was finally gonna rewatch all of lazytown bc nostalgia and memes right? right but just ?????? sportacus????? is so extra??????? why is he like that

but also! the mayor told stephanie that there used to be a superhero that lived in an aircraft with the number 9 on his suit. but like sportacus??? he’s number 10. but clearly sportacus isn’t an immortal being and the mayor just forgetful, as robbie rotten is also old enough to remember this number 9 as he incredulously exclaims “there’s another one??” which begs the question what happened to number 9? why did he leave lazytown? what happened to the eight before either of them? was 9′s name also sportacus or did each of these heroes claim their own name?  is sportacus number 9′s clone? how has he survived alone in a blimp for so long?

what is sportacus hiding?

i really hope that dc announcing that wonder woman is bisexual sets off a string of dc and marvel announcing that all their superheroes are gay to try and one-up each other. like, tomorrow we wake up to find that marvel has admitted that captain america has been bi all along. then dc counters by making batman gay. next thing you know black widow is canonically ace. and no one stops until all their superheroes are somewhere on the lgbt+ spectrum  

remember all those posts about the villain dating the superhero and like the “you could have just asked” “i’m awkward ok” and the thing about “oh wouldn’t it be romantic if i blew up the moon for you?” “no. no that would not be romantic at all that’d be horrible wait where are you going”

imagine supercorp

like maybe lena’s a little bit evil but she’s still completely smitten af w kara

Long before I became obsessed with superheroes, before I read any comics, before I watched any superhero shows, before I’d even seen half of the superhero movies out at the time; I walked into the room while my parents were watching season one of Flash. I don’t remember what episode it was, but Caitlin was captured and begging Barry not to run headfirst into a trap by saving her and he went to save her anyways. I had no context to go on, didn’t know who the characters were or even know what show it was, but neither of those were my first question, instead I asked if those two were a couple. This was two years ago and I didn’t even start to be interested in anything DC until last fall, didn’t start watching Flash till last March, didn’t get obsessed enough to read comics or search for background information till May. Yet I have shipped them since that very first moment, when my 100% unbiased mind saw two people desperate to keep eachother safe and immediately thought there was no other possibility than that they were in love.

Because of how I started shipping Snowbarry it pains me when people say that it’s ‘Racist’ or anti-Iris to ship them. I didn’t even know who any of the characters were, I hadn’t even see Iris yet, I didn’t know that Barry and Iris are canonicaly a couple. Even after starting to watch the show for the first few months I didn’t know that Iris is white in the comics, or that there was any contention surrounding her casting. I absolutely love Iris as a character and am perfectly alright with Westallen being the direction that the show is going. I have no problem with her casting, in fact she is probably one of my favorite actresses as a result of this role.

Yes I still ship Snowbarry. I’m not trying to devalue the amazing canon relationships, nor trying to diminsish the presence of Barry and Iris’ romance or the heartbreak and PTSD that Caitlin must be going through with how many times she lost Ronnie and then the whole ordeal with Zoom. It’s not out of spite or dislike of what is canon, but because not even family usualy try to protect eachother as much as Caitlin and Barry do in that first scene I saw of them, and my heart and mind came to the conclusion that there was no other possible explanation than love.

The Golden Age of comics refers to the late ‘30s to early '50s – an era when icons like Captain America, Batman, and Superman emerged. It was a time when every problem, especially Hitler, was solved by punching it in its fucking face. And now I want to honor that radness by remembering six heroes who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time. This article is the first of two parts.

Curious readers might be asking, “Besides having dead Nazi all over your fists, what makes a superhero uniquely Golden Agey?” It’s tough to explain. After all, curiosity wasn’t invented until 1956 as a vegan alternative to punching. So I did my best to narrow down the Golden Age to six distinct traits: Maniacal Awesomeness, Casual Massacre, Animal Punching, Stunning Stupidity, Double Head-Bonking, and Vintage Racism.

3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1

my bro watches Iron Man with my mom, an old Chinese lady
  • mom: *hears the title* I remember that superhero movie, it's a tear-jerker
  • bro: what? it's not a tear-jerker, mom which movie are you thinking of
  • mom: the one with the robot and boy
  • bro: no mom that's Iron Giant
  • mom: 'man', 'giant', same difference
  • mom: *watching movie* how did he make all that in a cave
  • mom: 3D is incredible nowadays it's like a video game
  • mom: ...Tony Stark is cute
  • bro: aw mom is he your type
  • mom: no cute like a bratty little kid with too many toys and you want to smack his butt
  • bro: oh

I’m looking at all the screencaps I had of Danny Phantom. I have a lot from that one episode, “Identity Crisis”. That was my absolute favorite episode. I was obsessed with it.

Anyone remember it?

It had Danny wanting to make time to chill with his friends without shirking from his duties as a superhero, so he split himself in half with the Fenton Ghost Catcher.

And this is how it went down.

The human Danny, or “Fun Danny” as Tucker called him, talked like a surfer dude and had longer hair for some reason.

The ghost Danny, or “Super Danny” as the fandom called him, talked like a Golden Age superhero, wore a bed sheet, and always looked like his hair was blowing in the wind. Even when indoors.

Holy shit, he was my favorite part of this episode. I loved him and his bed sheet.

They tried to “become one” again when being split got problematic, but Super Danny was just possessing Fun Danny, who did not appreciate it.

I wanna reiterate; DANNY POSSESSED HIMSELF.

So they tried going through the Ghost Catcher again, hoping to merge…

…and this happened.

This episode was great. It was stupid, but in a good way. Like the writers were just having some fun.

It even had my favorite fan fic plot; the idea of both Danny’s sides becoming separate people and interacting. And it was done in such a ridiculous way that I fell in love with the episode the second it was advertised.

It was perfect.

And Super Danny was the best part.

I accept no counter arguments.

Absolutely none.

Rant

Gal Gadot has to deal with so much shit already and Wonder Woman hasn’t even come out yet. I thought that when she debuted in BvS, people would lay off Gal cause she did a great job, but here we are with people still complaining she’s too skinny, DCEU is going to tank the movie, she’s a Zionist, she’s not feminist enough, she doesn’t look exactly like Wonder Woman in the comics, and the UN protestors complain that Wonder Woman is too slutty to represent women (the hypocrisy is painful).

People should remember that this is the FIRST female led superhero movie with a WOC of all things. Like that’s pretty amazing.

Let’s leave Gal alone and see for ourselves when the movie comes out. I, for one, think she’s killing it as Wonder Woman.

Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (Starters)
  • “Wow. Winded!  Haven’t done that for a while.  Felt good.”
  • “I feel like this is the time to be rootless and go where life takes me.”
  • “Do you even know how Twitter works?”
  • “Why on earth aren’t you on Xanax? It was invented for you.”
  • “I don’t need a child, I have you.”
  • “I have fun. Look at all the chairs I get to put on tables.”
  • “Oh crap! I’m going to therapy with my mother.”
  • “There’s a lot being said in the silences.”
  • “He’s like a superhero, but his power is that you can’t remember him no matter how much time you spend with him.”
  • “You know, some people might say drinking coffee in the middle of the night could hinder your sleep.”
  • “People are dumb.”
  • “Explain to me again who that person is.”
  • “I don’t know how to do this.”
  • “Hanging out is not permanent. Marriage is permanent.”
  • “Sorry, did I accidentally step into 2003?”
  • “This adult stuff is hard, isn’t it?”
  • “I don’t have a great sense of humor. I know that. I’m working on it. I bought a joke book!”
  • “This is it. This is what I’m supposed to do!”
  • “Develop a creamy filling and I’m all yours.”
  • “My love life is a disaster.”
  • “Dial 911, I’m going insane!”
  • “I’m protecting you for some reason.”
  • “That’s it, we’re breaking up. Except we can’t break up because we’re nothing.”
  • “It’s never or now.”
  • “Basically I’ve been alone for 12 hours and I’m already nuts!”
  • “You never really needed rescuing … You know that.”
  • “I thought I knew exactly  what I wanted, where I was going, what I was doing and why I was doing. But lately, things seem hazier.”
  • “Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe in a former life, I was coffee.”
  • “I don’t care what anybody says. Needing space is never a good thing, ever!”
  • “I think we should get married…it’s all set.”
  • “I’m gonna need some donuts for this.”
  • “Knowing when to admit defeat is one of my better qualities.”
  • “I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.”
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guess what i decided to read again for like the 50th time

so i had a dream last night about Daisy and she had to go undercover into this building full of superheroes and it was kinda like the Skrull invasion thing where some superheroes weren’t really the superheroes they were the aliens ??? idk but anyway daisy had to figure out who was real and who wasn’t except when she entered the building (also she like had this pokedex thing that had like a scanner and she was trying to discreetly scan ppl to see if they weren’t real) IT WAS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. SO SHE HAD TO PRETEND LIKE SHE WAS IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TOO AND THAT SHE KNEW WHO ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE. like i remember she was talking to Superman and he’s like “blah blah so to save Lois i flew around the earth in reverse and went back in time blah blah”

and daisy’s like ???!!?? who the hell are you??? also sounds fake, but okay ?????

Prompt: Imagine you are a new avenger with ice manipulation powers, and Steve Rogers taking an interest in your shy personality.

Pairing: Steve/Reader

Words: 608

Warnings: None

Asked by: faithmikami

A/N: Thank you for your prompt! I really hope you like it! You are actually the first person to send me a request(the last anon was my sister >.<), so thank you so much! =D 

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anonymous asked:

when i was a lot younger i read this book called Hero, it's about a gay superhero whos dad is like the equivalent to superman in popularity. i dont remember much about it at all other than i liked it a lot, and that ending was happy, and the gay characters live!!

Thank u :^0

Headcanon Bee Miraculous Sketches;3;
I love drawing her hair TT^TT
I was lowkey hoping the bee miraculous was going to be a black girl with poofy hair;3; (thinks of bumble bee from teen titans whoops)
If anyone remembers when Mr Thomas Astruc tweeted something saying, that anyone who is bad or has been akumatized will never be a miraculous superhero.
Its been a long time since he said that. Sooo did he change his mind?
Im not sure but i am sure as hell excited to see who holds the Bee miraculous(even though all arrows point to chloe) *cough cough*
I hope you guys like my doodles;3;
Shes so much fun to picture and draw^^

Like, I remember the good old days when I was all blissfully ignorant of fandoms and shipping and now I’m just sitting here in my room screaming over the first toss Kageyama ever sent to Hinata and that time when Steve ripped that fucking stump in half and Tony totally got a boner and they’re so mom and dad just like daisuga and then there’s the anamoly that is tanahina just fucking me up and the way Chat looks at Ladybug like she’s just the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to him and just Martin Freeman and Ash and Serena’s fucking CHILDHOOD MEETING and the fact that my otp naruhina has fucking sunshine babies and I just can’t escape from tumblr or ao3 and there’s just too much and I’m FUCKING DROWNING IN FANDOM HELL AND EVERYONE IS GAY AND STRAIGHT AND IN LOVE AND THE BROTPS ARE SO STRONG AND I JUST KEEP FINDING ALL THESE RARE PAIRS AND JUST FUC KING HAL P M E !!!!!!!!!!!!

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#TheNewBrokenScene

All the 5 Seconds Of Summer song.

Sounds Good Feels Good 

Money 
She’s Kinda Hot
Hey Everybody
Permanent Vacation 
Jet Black Heart 
Catch Fire 
Safety Pin 
Wast The Night 
Castaway
The Girl Who Cried Wolf
Broken Home 
Fly Away 
Invisible 
Airplanes 
San Francisco 
Outer Space / Carry One 
The Space Between A Rock And A Harde Place ( Target Bonus)
Story Of Another US (Target Bonus)

5 Seconds Of Summer 

She Looks So Perfect 
Don’t Stop
Good Girls 
Kiss Me Kiss Me 
18
Everything I Didn’t Say 
Beside You 
End Up Here 
Long Way Home 
Heartbreaker Girl 
Lost Boy 
Amnesia 

Special/Bonus tracks from 5 Seconds Of Summer

Social Casualty
Never Be
Voodoo Doll
Green Light
English Love Affair
Mrs. All American
Tomorrow Never Dies
Independence Day
Close As Strangers

All the other tracks 

Daylight 
Bad Dreams 
Pizza 
Teenage Dream
Unpredictable 
Gotta Get Out 
Miss You 
Jasey Rae 
Over and Over 
Over and Out 
Broken Pieces 
American Idiot 
Wherever You Are 
Hearts Upon Our Sleeve
Lost In Reality 
Try Hard 
Superheros 
Everything I Want 
The Only Reason 
Can’t Remember 
All I Want 
If You Don’t Know 
I’ve Got This Friend 
The Perfect Disguise 
Pizza 
Out Of My Limit 
Reject 
Wrapped Around Your Finger 
What I Like About You 
Disconnected 
Heartache On The Big Screen 
Too Late 

Fic Rec Friday 1/29

Title: To Be Invincible
Author: Ameriphobia
Rating: Teen & Up
Pairings: Mainly Kagehina, but also Asanoya, Kiyoyachi, and Daisuga
Words / Chapters: 44574 / 4
Summary: Hinata Shouyou’s parents were two of the greatest superheroes to have ever lived, and all he wants is to follow in their footsteps. But when Hinata gets the chance to attend a university specifically made for training superheroes, he realizes that this goal may be farther away than he had once thought.
Han’s Opinion: Last week, I had a childhood favorite in the mix with the Mortal Instruments AU and this week, I have it in the Sky High AU. Like seriously, I remember being eight years old and renting this movie out from Blockbuster. (Yeah remember that?) Other than that, this fic is really good. It follows the movie really well, and it’s such a good fanfic in its own right.
AO3 Link

Title: the moon
Author: ninanna ( @ninannarambling on tumblr!)
Rating: Teen & Up
Pairings: Tsukkiyama
Words / Chapters: 1280 / 2
Summary: tadashi may not be eloquent, but there are more ways to pronounce affection than those with words alone.
Han’s Opinion: This fic is so cute! Like it’s not that long, so it won’t take you more than five minutes to read it but it’s totally worth it anyway! The descriptions and language are top-notch and it’s just so pretty I love it
AO3 Link

Title: For Science
Author: Titty_Now_Titty_Later
Rating: Teen & Up
Pairings: Bokuaka
Words / Chapters: 4782 / Oneshot
Summary: Quick, we need to passionately make out for science
(Except it’s not very quick, it’s not very passionate and Akaashi really doesn’t know how this could help any field of science.)
Han’s Opinion: This is a bit rambly, but as some of you know, my favorite fanfiction of all time is the Tsukkiyama fic Quick Study (never mind that it was the first hq fic I ever read), and this is like the Bokuaka version of that, but slightly… idk edgier? I’m not sure. Either way, it’s really good, and it’s hilariously told from Akaashi’s POV while staying completely in character, which I’ll admit is something incredibly hard to do.
AO3 Link

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Batman (1989) - dir. Tim Burton

Holy set design, Batman! Like most 90s kids, I saw this film a handful of times in my formative years, and I usually look at it fondly. But watching it again recently I found myself blown away by aspects of Burton’s Batman I simply missed in my youth. First off, Michael Keaton is a fantastic comic book hero. He’s reclusive and quiet as both Bruce Wayne and Batman, and there’s less of the Jekyll/Hyde shift, i.e. Keaton’s Wayne feels like he would be Keaton’s Batman. More so even than Bale’s. And it is hard to not compare all of these superhero films to each other.

Beyond the set design there’s some campy action, Jack Nicholson and Kim Basinger, Lando Calrisian and, a batmobile that’s far more car than it is tank. This film, ladies and gents, is better than I remember it being. Burton gets a lot of things right, and the absolute best part of all of it - Prince does the original soundtrack. Mixing the sets with the fantastic performances and even better music makes Burton’s Batman a classic for the ages, and a game-changing, genre-defining classic at that.

8.2

I am forgetting things
about myself each day. 
I can’t remember what my grandfather 
looks like anymore or how soft his voice was
but the way he used to hum songs
beneath his breath is a habit
I picked up from him when I was seven, 
and I haven’t been able to put it down since. 
I don’t remember what it was like 
to look at you and not see cities
waiting to be found.
You with your superhero need to
save the world. It’s not a flaw
until they bury you in rubble. 
And even then will you rebuild
the world that crushed you?
I am forgetting things
about myself each day. 
The memory in my body 
can’t recall who I am anymore. 
How many sugars do I take in my coffee?
Where did all the light go?
Why do my hands keep writing about love?
—  A.Y. // HALF ASLEEP THOUGHTS
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You say up against the bed frame, a box of tissues in one hand and the tv remote in the other. Barry sat next to you, he never left your side when you were sick, and apparently now that he was some sort of superhero that didn’t change.

“Personally, I think, that he trained in some sort of, like, forest or jungle environment. What do you think?” Barry asked you. He’d been at your side since five in the morning when you’d called because you had needed cold medicine and he just decided to stay to take care of you.

“I think, that you should go out there and help people. Barry I’m fine, really, you should be out there helping those who need help, great power great responsibility and all that jazz, remember? Besides, I can take care of myself.” You said making him roll his eyes.

“I know you can take care of yourself, but I want to take care of you. Just relax and let me handle everything.” He said as he fluffed up your pillows and made you lay back down. 

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