i like to pretend this is canon

anonymous asked:

can you recommend ones that sam's riley its alive? (lets pretend their romantic relationship was canon, bc for real, it almost was) or even ones that sam is with another guy, but like a side pairing to stucky? i dont know if im clear enough, but what im asking for is stucky as a main pairing and then sam and a guy as a background relationship. (sorry if my english is strange, not my first language) also, thank you for the effort you all put in this blog, its amazing

this post + Casual Encounters by MoreThanSlightly (cadignan)

anonymous asked:

Just would like to remind you to have a good day today, and just pretend that the fic you wrote for tonight's episode is canon. I know I am.

I mean that’s for sure what the fuck I’m doing.

FUC KING FUKCIN G F K UC-

CANON MIMIKYU IS FUCKIN CREEPY NOT ONLY IN THE CARTOON BUT ALSO IN GAME AND I LOVE IT EVEN MORE THAN I DID BEFORE

Originally posted by shinycaterpie

NOT ONLY DO THEY PRETEND TO BE A PIKACHU TO LURE YOU INTO THE BACK ROOM OF AN ABANDONED SKETCHY AF SUPERMARKET, BUT THEY ATTACK YOU FROM BEHIND AFTER TRAPPING YOU INSIDE OF IT

WHICH, MIGHT I ADD, IS FILLED WALL TO WALL WITH CREEPY IMAGES, DRAWINGS, PICTURES, AND MERCHANDISE OF PIKACHU AND KIDS PLAYING WITH PIKACHUS

THE MIMIKYU IS STRONG AS HELL BTW, PREPARE TO SOFT RESET LIKE EIGHT TIMES AND PRIME YOUR STRATEGIES

AND THEN WHEN YOU WIN, THE TRIAL CAPTAIN GOES AND TELLS YOU THERE WAS NEVER A BACK ROOM TO THE PLACE, AND YOU MUST BE BULLSHITTING HER BECAUSE IT GAVE HER CHILLS

AND WHEN YOU GO BACK TO CHECK, THE ROOM IS JUST

GONE

IT’S FUCKING GONE

WHAT THE FUCK MIMIKYU GET ON MY TEAM RIGHT THIS MINUTE I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE

Procrastination time!

I was tempted to complicate Shadowbinder’s dress like I did with Lightweaver but honestly I just love her current design so much.

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Magilou’s prolly the sorta gal who likes grabbing Velvet by the bootycheeks to pull her in for a hug. She likes koala huggin’ but hasn’t gotten over the fact Velvet can cradle her scrawny butt in the palms of her hands with ease.

Also lemme pretend Velvet would like tugging on Magilou’s ears whenever she’s being a little shit okay bye these two took over my life and ruined it

hi, I like to say f*ck you to canon and pretend that original!Graves/Credence is a thing! this was meant to be a redraw of the alleyway hug scene, but could also be a reunion after Grindelwald’s been brought into custody (borrowing along the idea of original!Graves being the one to initially meet Credence).

please… just bring Colin Farrell back……

Feels kinda unfair that Mercy/Genji, and Ana/Reinhardt can flirt in game, but the only confirmed LGBT character’s girlfriend is not a hero, is never mentioned ingame, talked about by anyone, Tracer doesn’t have any sprays with her like Reinhardt got with his comicbook companion. Maybe there is something coming in the future, like Winston and Tracer talking about Emily but so far it feels mostly forgotten and ignored.

That’s why I really hope Roadrat becomes canon, at least then a gay couple will be just as prominent as Anah//eardt and Gen//cy and people can’t just pretend it never happened the way they do with Tracer and Emily.

Also Emily becoming a hero and getting cute lines with Tracer would be awesome. At least give us some Emily related lines!

actualnymph  asked:

do u have any headcanons abt Percy and Annabeth as parents?

oh boy do I

  • listen they are amazing parents, like model parents.
  • Percy really likes kids in canon, and Annabeth is just… a really good leader and I don’t see how she wouldn’t be an amazing mum.
  • Percy probably lets the kids get away with murder by just pretending he didn’t see it because they’re cute and he hates telling them off (shh i do this with my cat).
  • Annabeth pretends to be exasperated by it, but honestly, she turns a blind eye too.
  • Percy cooks all the food and Annabeth sorts out all the fights.
  • They both love playing with the kids; like Annabeth loves lego and Percy adores all the cuddly toys.
  • They wouldn’t force gender roles on their kids and would encourage them to do whatever they enjoy, even if it’s not the ‘norm’.
  • LOADS OF DISNEY FILMS ALL THE TIME
  • it’s just a really happy house
  • like they probably argue, but it’s just over silly domestic things like who needs to wash the dishes.
  • Annabeth always wins.
  • They love their kids a lot, but I bet they need a break sometimes, and Sally and Paul are always there to lend a hand if they need a weekend away.
  • Frederick probably isn’t as prominent in their lives, but I think they go to visit him still, but they live far away so it’s harder.
  • They probably have the best bedtime stories to tell, like come on.

So this scene:

Is in the same place as this scene


And I’m sorry, but THAT is John Watson. Look at the ears and the hair. It’s not Culverton, he’s fatter. No. That is John Watson. And also, Sherlock is not fighting back. He’s acting like he deserves it. So my guess is:

Sherlock’s plan was to pretend to be sick, like in canon. But in this very scene, Culverton says he actually got Sherlock sick and there’s no cure or whatever. John, who was not very fond of that plan from the beginning, is now very pissed and in such a state of emotion that… well. That.

I like to pretend that Jack kept Gabriel’s beanie after the fall of Overwatch. Maybe he took it from him after he woke up from the explosion and found Gabe dead beside him. Jack knew from that moment on that a part of him died with Gabe so he took something, anything (that stupid beanie) with him to feel like he could take something of Gabriel’s too. 

I like to think that some nights, when it was cold and dark, when he was alone, when he was more Soldier: 76 than Jack Morrison, that he would feel in his pocket for the beanie and take it out, holding it in his hand, trying to remember every line and dip of Gabriel’s face. The way the beanie shaped around his head perfectly. I sometimes think Jack might even smell the inside, thinking he can still get a whiff of the way Gabe’s skin and hair used to smell.

And, when they eventually meet again, when Gabe is more Reaper than Gabriel Reyes, the beanie falls out of Jack’s pocket mid-fight, just as Reaper is about to lower one of those guns to the old man’s head. When he sees it, Gabe stops. He forgot about the beanie. He forgot how Jack used to like to pull it down over his eyes when Gabe was in a bad mood and Jack wanted to cheer him up. Forgot how sometimes he’d forget to take it off before they’d have sex, forgot the way Jack’s fingers felt gripping the back of it tightly whenever they kissed. 

When Jack looks up, and Reaper is gone, he knows that maybe, just maybe, there was a part of Reyes that still lived on beneath that mask. And maybe, just maybe, that part of him still loved Jack. 

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for Charlie @hoechlbutt happy early birthday! here’s some fluff, bed sharing, fake/pretend relationships, friends to lovers, and derek’s thumbhole sweater all in 1.6k words 

ao3:  http://archiveofourown.org/works/9227795

“Stiles, please c’mon man do this for us,” Scott pleaded.

“No.”

“Why not?” Lydia asked.

“What do you mean why not? Why would I want to fake date Derek?” Stiles exclaimed, ignoring his heart thudding in his chest at the thought of dating Derek.

“Please Stiles,” Allison said. “We need a spot at that convention and sending an Alpha without a partner is seriously frowned up.”

“Okay then one of you date him!”

“Stiles just do it okay? For the greater good of the pack,” Isaac added.

Stiles knew he wasn’t getting out of this. He was the only single member left and there was no way Derek could pass off dating someone outside of the pack.

“Fine. But you guys owe me big time,” Stiles eventually said.

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Shout out to all of the Zutara fans who also watched American Dragon - ever pick up on the fact that both Jake and Zuko are voiced by Dante Basco and that both Rose and Katara are voiced by Mae Whitman? I’ve often wondered if the fact that Rose and Jake ended up being a canon couple subconsciously caused me to ship Zuko and Katara because their voices fit together as a couple in Dragon.


But then I watch Zuko and Katara scenes in Avatar and remember that I ship them because they were fiery and interesting and full of friction and tbh I just never liked the idea of Katara with Aang so w/e. Guess I can just stick to pretending that Zuko and Katara had a fling at some point as grown ups and that they’re a silly old, arguing couple together in Korra because they’re the only original members of the Gaang left alive (I was super sad that old Zuko and Katara didn’t seem to have ANY scenes together in Korra). 

Deciding to post this now because I figured it could help keep Wander Over Yonder trending a little longer.

Okay, I know there’s actually a canon answer as to why Wander didn’t appear to age a day since Major Threat was a villain, but aged significantly in the time he was working at the Wright Place with Sylvia (For anyone who doesn’t know, some of the crew members said that Wander is actually very old, and aging very slowly (if at all) but pretended to age so that Sylvia wouldn’t feel bad)

BUT, I love seeing alternate theories as to why Wander aged more while working at the Wright Place (Not that I don’t love the canon answer, alternate theories regarding this topic just fascinate me for some reason). I don’t know if the people who make these alternate theories just don’t know the canon answer or, like me, just enjoy alternate theories, but whatever the reason I love them. So I have one of my own, based on this post
If you don’t want to click the link it suggests a world where everyone ages until they are 18, and then stop aging until they meet their soulmate, that way you could grow old with your soulmate

I’ve seen this post so many times with so many different reblogs. Some suggesting platonic soulmates (which I enjoyed) and it got me thinking about Wander. What if the reason he doesn’t age is because he’s a creature who’s from this type of universe. He didn’t age when reforming Major Threat because he hadn’t met his soulmate yet. But he did age at the Wright Place because his soulmate (whether romantic or platonic, it doesn’t matter how you look at it) is Sylvia.

Just think about that for a moment

What they say: I hated the ending! How can anyone like how rushed this was and nothing was resolved!

What they mean: My OTP wasn’t made canon despite the fact I ignored all the signs that said it wasn’t going to happen and pretended not to see the signs that pointed towards the canon couples. But I’m going to complain about all this stuff that I hadn’t cared about until the ending came out, just to hide the fact I’m upset about my OTP.

Child Abuse in the HP Fandom

Some like to pretend that Harry never suffered, especially in comparison to Credence.

I just saw one of the most disgusting theories, it was trying to rationalize the Dursleys’ abusive and neglectful behavior towards Harry.

The theorist blamed it on him being a Horcrux, saying that they were responding to him the way Ron responded to Slytherin’s locket and it wasn’t their fault that they hated him.

First of all, it is canon that Vernon and Petunia have always been assholes, McGonagall proved this long before Dumbledore dropped Harry off on their doorstep because she watched them for a whole week.

Second, other people have lived in close proximity with Harry, i.e. the Weasleys and his generation in the boys dormitory, and they didn’t respond with irrational hatred towards him.

Third of all, what is wrong with you? Are you seriously falling into the typical pitfall of blaming the cause of the child abuse on the child???

Yes, in comparison to the monstrous way Credence was treated, the Dursleys weren’t as bad, but they were still bad. They emotionally neglected him, emotionally abused him, lied to him about his parents, locked him in a cupboard and made him sleep in that cupboard. They repeatedly humiliated him, sicced Dudley on him by raising him to hate and look down on Harry, always shoved just how much they spoiled Dudley and didn’t care for him in the slightest in his face. Vernon threatened to beat the magic out of him a few times - “Nothing a good beating couldn’t fix,” -  and tried to keep him from ever going to Hogwarts.

If they had gone just a few steps further – regularly physically abusing him and making it clear what would happen if he ever used magic, if they didn’t know that Dumbledore was watching – Harry could have become an Obscurial.

Harry could have become Credence, or he could have become Voldemort if Hermione, Ron and his family didn’t love him. Keep that in mind.

Just because someone has it worse doesn’t mean you aren’t suffering.