i like to kick

anonymous asked:

8 and 38? :)

Hey there, anon! Sure thing!

8. Does he know about the baby?
38. If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.

Warnings: swearing, protective Avengers, fluff, mild angst (?)

(Bucky x pregnant!Reader)

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hi everyone! just a quick check-in to say if you’re ever sending anon hate, especially to blog like this (I can’t think of a blog with better intentions than one like this, besides like the anti-puppy kicking brigade?), then I feel bad for who you have become. 

I don’t know what you’ve gone through to make you like this or to push you so far away from basic human empathy, but in any case, pointless hate against vulnerable people is unwelcome here, and I seriously recommend you reflect on why you do this and why you would target people who especially need love and support right now such as me and the audience of this blog.

was having a great jog with Walter, jamming to zombies run plot, when someone’s dog came sprinting at us

the dog didn’t attack and walter was fine, I got in between and stared the other dog down like I was going to kick them in the fucking head, which I would have, and they didn’t mean business and the owner caught up

she was suuuper apologetic and all ‘the leash broke!!! sorry! normally she’s a really nice dog!’ and I would have been nicer if she hadn’t been walking her obese lab on a prong on a fucking flexi lead

so I’m trying out they/them pronouns cause she/her seems so so so wrong to me right now who knows maybe it’ll change again I don’t fucking know like I said gender is kicking my ass

xzeihoranth  asked:

Pyrrha because I hurt pre-v3 finale


  • Why I like them

she was a very kind, supportive person and kicked so much ass and she went out like a hero

  • Why I don’t

not applicable, there’s nothing about Pyrrha as a character that i don’t like

  • Favorite episode (scene if movie)

kicking CRDL’s ass in volume 2

  • Favorite season/movie

probably volume 3

  • Favorite line

“Do you believe in destiny?”

  • Favorite outfit

well she only had the one main one so, kinda has to be that one.

  • OTP

don’t really have one

  • Brotp

although we didn’t see any of it because of misattribution of screentime to someone i couldn’t care less about, Pyrrha/Nora or Pyrrha/Yang

  • Head Canon

Pyrrha was the only one to recognise that if she and Yang were to go all out against each other and Yang was applying her strategic side from the word go, Yang would beat her quite soundly

  • Unpopular opinion

she deserved so much better than Jaune

  • A wish

that someone else besides Jaune talk about her and what she meant to them

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

well it’s already happened, so…

  • 5 words to best describe them

strong, supportive, isolated, too young

  • My nickname for them

don’t have one

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this


He’s not a pet.

Ya’ll need to get on Netflix right now and freaking watch Trollhunters.

anonymous asked:

what about the stairs in the forests!!! and what doc were you watching and would you recommend?

ok so I DON’T BELIEVE IN THE STAIRS IN THE FORESTS! mainly because I’m A Search and Rescue Officer for the U.S. Forest Service, and I Have Some Stories to Tell a) is posted on /r/nosleep so it’s definitely made up, b) the op admits to knowing about David Paulides, and lbr knowing about = being influenced by, so it’s definitely made up, and c) if you read all the way through to the end it stops being even vaguely believable and starts reading like a WTNV transcript, and then he plugs his book, so it’s DEFINITELY MADE UP. however, it is an amazing (read: terrifying) thread, some of it is obviously based on truths/insider SAR knowledge which means a lot of it is probably uncomfortably close to actually being true, and it’s a good Gateway Read into MISSING PEOPLE IN NATIONAL PARKS CONSPIRACY THEORIES, which is where I live now. (plus, if you read this before getting into anything else it imbues every single missing persons case with an unsettling sense of Eldritch horror, which is why I had to turn on three overheads and unfocus my eyes all the way to the bathroom last night at 2am.) 

so yeah, after reading that /r/nosleep thing for the first time I drew a line under it and moved on until SOMEONE (ahem@roundtop) sent me a link to an article called How 1,600 People Went Missing from Our Public Lands Without a Trace (on a legit and sensible outdoorsy people website), like ‘haha, stairs in the forest!’ and I SWAN DIVED DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE. thus: the documentary-watching, staying up till 2am and spending all day today trying to find copies of David Paulides’ books for less than $80 inc. postage. 

THIS DUDE DAVID PAULIDES. he was in law enforcement before, for some reason, deciding to become a ~*~cryptozoologist~*~ and certified gung-ho Bigfoot conspiracy theorist, and through that found out about how many people had disappeared without a trace from National Parks in the U.S., did 7,000 hours worth of digging, and wrote a bunch of books about it. his books are called Missing 411 and are about the ridiculous number of people who go missing in National Parks, the usually weird circumstances around their disappearances, the fact that when people are found (dead or alive) it’s often in places miles and miles and sometimes waaaaay higher up mountains than where they disappeared from, and all sorts of creepy crap to boot. like they can’t get bloodhounds to find a scent, or they find tiny children miles away from where they got lost, barefoot, without a scratch on the soles of their feet, human remains being found years later in places that were search dozens and dozens of times. not to mention the National Parks… People (? I really don’t know enough to be making this post) are aware of what’s happening but don’t keep a list of the people who’ve gone missing on their lands. 

(which is all part of why I’m A Search and Rescue Officer for the U.S. Forest Service is so freaky – enough of it (people being found miles away, kids being found up mountains, the people in charge being cagey about it all) sounds real that you can believe it was actually written by a SAR Officer. heebies!) 

it’s all real nightmare fuel, if you’re the sort of person who is absolutely terrified by all this Scary Forest Disappearing People Unexplainable Deaths stuff, i.e. me. luckily I can’t afford to buy any of them! phew! however, I haven’t let that stop me from a) SCARING MYSELF SHITLESS and b) BECOMING A TIN HATTER, and it shouldn’t stop you either: you can read loads of stuff over at /r/missing411, listen to one of his initial interviews (in which he talks about how he was approached by two park employees in plain clothes who were like ‘please investigate this, there’s SOMETHING going on and it’s so goddamn weird’) on Coast to Coast AM (which is, like, a paranormal radio station… I’m sorry), watch a bunch of Paulides’/CanAm Missing Project’s vids about disappearances on youtube, and listen to hours worth of interviews and late night spooky radio/podcast discussions with Paulides. 

the documentary I thought I was watching was Missing 411, which is based on his books and Kickstarted by the public in 2015, but it turns out that they’re apparently shopping it around at festivals so it’s not out yet. what I was actually watching (and quickly abandoned) was a weird supercut of all of David Paulides’ tv interviews and some cryptozoologist chatter about Bigfoot. Paulides, god love him, never ever SAYS Bigfoot in any of his books, and everything he presents is 100% factually accurate and extensively researched, but… I think we can safely say he thinks it’s Bigfoot. tbh, after reading about Jaryd Atadero I think it’s Bigfoot. I mean, goddamn. 

so, yeah. I’ve finished reading every search and rescue story on this blog (Hunt for the Death Valley Germans is LONG but awesome), I’ve got West of Memphis ready to watch after work tomorrow because I remembered how much I love that case and spooky true crime things, if you have any related LINKS or STUFF about This Shit then REBLOG THIS/MSG ME AND TELL ME, or if you have a copy of a Missing 411 book you wouldn’t mind mailing to me then LET ME KNOW, and in conclusion I can’t believe America is so fucking huge and unkind, goodnight.