i like this one lol op

A-hole surgeon

Here’s my story on getting back at this prick surgeon. Backround: I am an anesthesiologist, and back when I was doing my residency training there was this loud-mouth prick orthopedic surgeon at the hospital I worked. Let’s call him Greg. He was always bitching about anesthesia delaying him, was never happy, and talked in this loud abrasive tone. Basically treated everyone like peons around him. One day I was in his room wearing a lead apron as we were doing a case that required intra-op X-rays. Unbeknownst to me, I had grabbed the personalized lead aprons of one of his colleagues, Dr. Smith  who was not working that day. As the case is going, Greg looks up and sees I am wearing Smith’s lead apron. He stops what he is doing and asks me, “are you Dr. Smith?” I replied that no I wasn’t. He then proceeds to flip out and ask “why the hell are you wearing his lead then?!? Take it off now and get another different lead apron at the rack!” (The rack had literally 10-15 other lead aprons that weren’t personalized). Me being a lowly resident at the time, I  bit my tongue and changed lead aprons in front of all the other coworkers in the room because this prick was making such a big deal out of it. A belittling experience and it made me hate the shit out of this guy. The revenge: One day soon after that experience, I grabbed some lunch at work and went into the lounge to eat. The lounge was empty, so I started to eat my hospital cafeteria sandwich in peace. While eating, I noticed a white coat that physicians wear hanging on a rack. I looked at the name and saw it belonged to that prick orthopedic surgeon Greg. After checking to make sure nobody else was in the lounge, I got up and grabbed the sopping wet pickle spear that came with my lunch and placed it in Dr. Greg’s white coat pocket and left. Why? Because fuck you Greg.

Imagine a convo like this during the Orion Pax arc...
  • Orion: You... used Dark Energon? How?
  • Megatron: I... inserted it directly into my own spark, then I--
  • Orion: Hold on. Wait.
  • Orion (to Soundwave): Did he really...?
  • Soundwave: *nods*
  • Orion: Oh Primus, Creator of all, what THE FRAG were you thinking?!?
  • Megatron: *scoff* You don't think I could have handled the power?
  • Orion: YOU COULD HAVE DIED! I don't give a scrap heap about whether you could control it or not. Megatron, you placed the very essence of death and destruction into your spark chamber!
  • Orion: And what would have happened then? If you had ceased to function?
  • Orion: You constantly belittle Starscream's command-- publicly. It's clear to everyone who follows you-- and possibly our enemy-- that you don't want Starscream to lead! You waste his time and talents with the promise of leadership opportunities...
  • Megatron: *growls* I promise NOTHING.
  • Orion: ...Even when he performs his duties amicably and efficiently, you give him no reward. What message does that send to your troops?
  • Megatron: His reward is his life! The fact that I allow that traitorous mech to even function on my ship... he should be grateful.
  • Orion: ...So you don't actually trust him, or LIKE HIM enough to be a true heir to the Decepticons.
  • Megatron: No. I do not trust him.
  • Orion: Alright, then what about Soundwave?
  • Soundwave: *stops his work and quietly excuses himself. Nope, not doing this today.*
  • -- DOORS CLOSE --
  • Megatron: What about Soundwave? You know him too, he has been here since the beginning.
  • Orion: He may have been here the longest but he is not meant for as large a role as leader... and he knows it too.
  • Megatron: Soundwave is my most loyal. I trust him completely. The only reason I don't have him as my second is so that we can BOTH keep an optic on Starscream. Get to your POINT, Orion!
  • Orion: MY POINT IS THAT YOU DON'T THINK!
  • Orion: You disappeared for 3 years, leaving Starscream to care for and coordinate your armies.
  • Orion: He does a fine job continuing your expansion whether you like it or not, and even takes out a member of the primary Autobot squadron.
  • Orion: Energon production is not up significantly, but it's not down either-- likely the best anyone could have done in times like these.
  • Orion: But then you return, beating and tossing him this way and that, barely even acknowledging his work!
  • Orion: Your troops see this, and any respect Starscream has garnered during his time commanding has gone out the window.
  • Orion: And you MUST know this, somewhere in your processor. And I know you are also aware that Soundwave could not have filled your pedes in your absence, otherwise you would have specified as such.
  • Orion: But then what do you do? YOU STAB YOUR SPARK WITH A DARK ENERGY EVEN THOUGH YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND IT'S EFFECTS!
  • Orion: If you had died, Starscream could not resume his command after you laid waste to everyone's opinion of him. Soundwave could not have taken over because he simply could not handle it.
  • Orion: There would be a power vacuum. Any and all strong Decepticons within a few stellar cycles journey from here would compete for dominance, dividing your forces. The message would be lost... your armies, scattered.
  • Orion: The Autobots... would WIN.
  • Megatron: ....
  • Megatron: *gets up to loom over Orion/Optimus*
  • Megatron: You seem to have a lot to say for someone who has essentially been in stasis for millions of vorns.
  • Orion: *huff* All I'm saying is that you aren't using your intellect and prospective reasoning! You keep acting on your first instinct instead of thinking things through. What happened to the strategist? The gladiator with a plan?
  • Megatron: ...
  • Orion: ... talk to me. What is it about the Autobots that make you lose your focus?
  • Megatron: ...
  • Megatron: *knocks hand away* We will discuss this later, Orion.
  • Orion: ... do you even know what it's doing to your spark now? I doubt you can fully purge Dark Energon, as energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
  • Orion: *reaches out* Please... as your friend, I am asking you to seek medical attention... if only so we can better understand what must happen now.
  • Megatron: ...
  • Megatron: ... I have things I must attend to.
  • -- DOORS CLOSE --
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One Piece ワンピース [“Whitebeard War” Saga] : Marco the Phoenix vs Admiral Kizaru

After reading Chapter 820 [Dog & Cat Have A History] I was devastated to find out that one of my top 5 favorite characters had suffered an overwhelming defeat. Oda you bastard, how could you do this to my boy?! This is almost as bad as when Kurohige captured Ace. My grief motivated me to reminisce & make fanart of the golden days when Marco fought toe to toe with Borsalino in the Marineford Arc (greatest arc imo). OP has finally entered the long anticipated Yonkou Saga so I’m super excited for what’s in store for Mugiwara’s Crew! Here’s to hoping that Marco will get to fight another day under the rising sun. 

♪ : The Red Capes Are Coming

A COLLECTION OF HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE “WHAT THE HECK IS WITH ALL THIS KIRK/SPOCK FANFIC?” REDDIT THREAD:

‘i was curious about k/s because it didn’t make sense to me and still doesn’t

“i just don’t see it that way :)’

'the relationship between kirk and spock is almost like the frodo/sam friendship’ 'it’s because it’s an ancient greek-style relationship between two men’

(also this ONE PERSON discussing how kirk directs his male gaze on spock constantly like. THanks)

THIS OP: SPOCK AND BONES’ FRIENDSHIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

'in modern day i can see how they would be gay but i just don’t think it could have happened in the 60s' 

CLASSIC: spock and kirk were definitely 'bros before hoes’ type men lol

'i think it’s a nice vision of the future that men can be so close and NOT be gay :)’

and another classic: a romance cheapens their DEEP DEEP BROTHERLY FRIENDSHIP

SOMEONE JUST MENTIONED JOEY/CHANDLER AS AN EXAMPLE OF TUMBLR RUINING THIGNS

'gays want to see a gay relationship in everything' 

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Yesterday was fun and a great experience :D

I finally met @golzy and @extreme-op-wuff it was so nice to meet you two irl  I was freaking out lol haha XD and I got lost when I’m searching the booth :“) I should take the map :”) I feel stupid :“)
Thinking back how I talked is so embarrassing like I can’t English that day :”)and I was so forgetful :“) and i felt stupid :”)and I was too high, I just forgot my manners :”) :”) :”) :”) 
Found out some undertale cosplyers, I searched the whole area for sans and undyne bit no sign of them and gaster is in the void so I couldn’t find him

Funny thing is my friend told me on our way back home that he saw sans and papyrus cosplayers walked pass him and I was like “WHY DIDN’T U TELL ME!!??? *angry horse sound* HEIDBJEBXUEBKZVEJDHBSJEHE”


And of course you have to buy stuff…LOTS OF STUFF and also the prints yoo!! I took the last print of kimono dad with two cinnamon rolls lol lol lol XD
Anyway it was fun and it was like book fest all over again XD← how many time I said this already? XDD Lol lol buy everything~ 

I still remember when the finale aired I was like “I’m so sad it’s coming to an end, and I know korrasami won’t be canon. If it did, it would probably be one of my favorite stories ever, but I just know it won’t.” And when IT HAPPENED I was utterly in shock… I don’t think I’ll ever forget how I felt in that moment

and now it’s been a year since that show completely changed my life. Thank you, Bryke

SHINee World 2017 in Osaka Day One–170216

During “Your Number” after Minho acts like he is dropping the paper cup onto Onew’s lap, Taemin pulled at the neck of Onew’s sweater and acted like he was looking [down] at Onew’s chest. OP thanked Taemin for taking on the burden [of seeing Onew’s chest] that Onew fans feel every day.

Cr. herottjj Trans: Professorjjong

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Decided to make a new (bigger) travel altar.
The tin used to contain to toffee (as you probably can see), I have a few others but this one was the perfect size.
It contains one matchbox, two tealights, two electric tealights, a small container of sea salt, a few papers, a pencil, one bloodstone, one obsidian, my first ever pendulum (I made it when I was like 8 or 9 lol) and one pendulum “mat”.

anonymous asked:

fun fact: im a trans guy and i fucking hate people assuming anyone afab is on their period in any situation bc people used to pull that "lol is it pms" shit on me all the time not realizing I had amenorrhea (entirely absent periods) and otherwise non-functional internal organs so it was like. thanks for assuming that and in the process reminding me my body is broken because you cant understand why im angry. in short that jr post sucks and i want a handwritten apology from the OP lmao

I want op to pay for my HRT so I can be one of the poor-decision making testosterone-filled men they speak of

anti rivetra rant????

in case you’re confused with the title, no i’m not anti rivetra lmao i’m anti those who are anti the ship, this is actually a rant abt those people

i had a rivetra fan acc and have ereri followers following me n i followed some of them so i woke this morning only to find a bunch of them bashing me for the ship.

- she’s kinda deadddd
- isn’t eren the only one for levi left?
- i hate petra lol
- i bet annie had fun smashing her on the tree
- but when levi hovered over her dead body his eyes were totally saying ‘thank god this bitch is dead’

and the fact that all five of them had planned to do this triggered me

like s t OP I FUCKING SEE ERERI ALL OVER MY GODDAMN DASHBOARD AND FEED AND I HAVEN’T UTTERED A SINGLE WORD OMG IT COSTS YOU Z E R O TO BE NICE

AND THIS IS WHY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIVETRA FANS ARE THE MOST MATURED AND PATIENT ONES.

anonymous asked:

Once an aphobe made a post about a "cishet" ace being annoying, I gave the benefit of the doubt and asked who it was so I could block (theoretically) and they were like "oh yeah the op was about this cis aroace blogger x" and like... do u not see.... that u called them... cishet............. and there was another post that many ppl got mad over, and the op basically made a separate post saying "lol at all the cishets mad at my post" when literally no one in the notes was cishet

But don’t u see….ace actually means het….all aces are therefore het……

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Short doujin from what happened with me in One Piece Dance Battle game.
Because after Doffy dropped, then Law dropped by following after I took many fights with him.

No wonder why Law from Doflamingo making a face like this.

It seems a bit of ZoLaw since I use Zoro Flim Z as main character to beat poor Doffy.

Looking at this doujin, I don’t even know what I’m drawing anymore…. lol

* No re-post or post this in other website please. Thank you.

Edit: Buuu. I cut images shorter so Tumblr won’t shrink them D: Bad Tumblr.

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i freaking can’t. 

THIS IS SO WEIRD 10 000 PEOPLE ARE SO FREAKING MANY HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. 

I would love to write a long, heart to heart message to all of you but I’m out of words. I have litteraly no idea how we got here. For about one and a half year ago I started this blog ang screamed when I got 100 followers in just a couple of days, and that Emilia would pass out if she knew that that same blog would reach 10k one day. And I honesly don’t understand why you follow me because I don’t deserve it lol. I suck at posting regularly and that I feel so bad over that. 

But I’m gratful every single day that I have you. I love you, I really do, every single one of you. I love just checking otut your blogs and talk to you and laugh with you and cry with you. You have a speciall place in my heart, a place I’ll have with me forever. 

I don’t know what to say, because nothing can explain how I feel. I have so much emotions right now and so many more things to say but I can’t find the words, it’s really exhausting to feel like this. 

Not I’m going to bed, and tomorrow I have a lil suprise for you that I HOPE you will like! 

Don’t forget that I love you and I care for you. You can always talk to me, either send me and ask or a message and I’ll answer with a gif of a cat. I promise. Take care, sleep well and keep being awesome. 

Love, Emilia.

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i just realised now that that was a question and not a request. omg, me and my brain.


If you want angst Deku get mental 
Deku loses and lost consciousness, but his power are in control, Aisawa try to save the situation but how you help a student who is out of control and is not conscious??? So they have to resist for a time (If I remember, Deku have like a 3-5min time limit when his own power out of contol, deku is OP but I wanted to tone it down? and now is convenient, I don’t have idea how to stop this, lol) 

of course, is caos and omg he don’t know how to use his powers and no one can teach him, he just want to be a hero but almost destroyed everything???? And shouto was almost crushed to death by accident.

The festival is cancelled for days and no one is sure if is okay to continue it.

but I prefer the no angst way. (deku loses and nothing happens and everyone is okay and Izuku is not afraid of his own powers like everyone who saw)

anonymous asked:

I live for you dragging these haters. Haven't had to in a minute but they're feelin froggy now cause the msp is close. And can we talk about that OP? I nearly died when they said to you of all people that they use to write Richonne fics lol I was like, you really don't know who you talkin to bih. Google siancore before you come up here with that lame shit. If I wasn't so petty I'd be embarrassed for them. Must not know when they gettin their ass dragged by the queen of Richonne fics

Hahaha you flatter me, truly. Thank you 😊 I mean, they like to tag their opinions. They will learn one day that we Richonners have opinions too! Ha! Though, it always amazes me that people will tag their anti sentiments with disparaging comments about something that others in said tag enjoy, yet are defensive and oft times surprised by any retorts. It’s like, “Woah! I tagged my hate and now people are dragging me? How? Why?” LOL

You are so right in saying that the MSP, with all the Richonne goodness (as well as 7x12), will draw anti-Richonners out of the woodwork.

However, we are ready to defend Michonne and Richonne; I don’t think these fans with their faux-concern will offer even a tweet in support of the Queen 👑

Cheers!

Hey LGBT+ followers, lemme ask you a question...

So I have this design sitting on my computer……

(And btw that’s gonna be the logo for my future café lol)

And if I were to put this design on a T-shirt and market it for, say… $20.00…. Would y’all be interested in purchasing one??

I could also make designs like this…..perhaps…..

….and put this on T-shirts for about the same price??