i like this kind of dress

thinboi  asked:

What are some of your favourite safe foods?

Oooo gr8 question:
Love frozen fruit like grapes, strawberries, and cherries. A lot better for you if you buy them fresh and cut them up yourself and store in ziplocks. Also cheaper that way too.

Nonfat Chobani Greek yogurt is super low cal and great with some stevia and whatever fruit you want. I also like to make savory low cal dips for my vegetables by using various spices (I.e. Onion powder, garlic, green onions, chipotle pepper, etc.)

On the rare occasion I feel like I need bread or carbs I have a rice cake which are 35-50 calories each, or a low carb tortilla, or some oatmeal (the plain unflavored is best but can be dressed up with stevia and cinnamon or whatever you want) also sweet potatoes are good if I’m small portions

I eat a lot of lean ground turkey (look for the 97-99% lean kind) which I usually make into a lil turkey burger and wrap with tomato and onion in a leaf of iceberg lettuce for dinner. Usually lands around 130 cals if you add low cal ketchup and low cal mayo.

Egg whites that come in a carton are hella low cal and hella convenient and hella yum.

I’ve been eating a lot of mini sweet peppers with hummus recently too, but you have to be careful cause hummus can be high calorie.

Also Halo Top brand ice cream is a fucking savior if you have a sweet tooth or just love ice cream or are feelings bingey. They’re like 200-300 cals a pint which is so small for something that tastes exactly like regular ice cream.

Tbh I almost primarily eat fruits and vegetables. I freeze a lot of them bc they go bad so quickly and since I don’t eat a lot it’s easier that way. Great low cal fruits are Asian pears, melons, strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and apples. I don’t limit myself to these alone though.

These are just what come to mind rn!

anonymous asked:

Ian! Can I ask how you realized you were trans? I'm struggling a bit right now and don't really know how to figure it out :(

hey hey!! for me it was kind of a process? at first i thought i just didn’t feel like a girl all the time (genderfluid/nonbi), and then it kind of progressed until i realized i was trans? i mostly began to try and “”“‘dress’”“” like a boy and realized i felt more comfortable like so, to the conclusion that i was trans. i hope everything works out for you and know that theres no rush to realizing your gender. stay safe ily !

Closure

Like always you were late
It had been 2 years i had seen your face.
I wondered if you still had that scar on your left cheek,or did it fade…
I wondered if you still obsessed over the way you tied your shoe lace.

I still remember the horror of walking on you and her, going second base. 
I wondered why did you’ll decide to choose the floor over the mattress..
Like that’s what i had to focus on..
Instead of your hands inside her dress.

That was the last time i said stepping back… you will never see me again. 
I left the key on the counter, 
You followed me to the hallway.. and pinned me to the wall
Asking for a chance to explain.
A moment of weakness you called it, that’s all.
I wondered what kind of strength you need to not let your pants fall

You asked me why was i here,
In this pouring rain.
Wasn’t i supposed to be at work?
Werent we suppose to meet at eight?

To suprise you i replied
To make up for yesterday.. 
To get suprised…i yelled..
Get out of my way..
It doesnt matter anyway.

We stared at each other in disbelief
For no words would ever be enough to make me stay.. 
No words would ever be enough to make it all okay.
Somehow i knew , it was the end of us.. that day.
I could see her in the background, thats when you let go of my hand.. and stepped aside.
I couldnt help but laugh, when she asked me who the hell i am.

My eyes shifted on you, 
The same question in my mind
I dont know about her.. 
But in your hesitation,
I had found my answer
I realized it was over this time. 
You had crossed the line

What the hell was she still here for?
I was so angry…i could start a war
Right then she called out my name. 
So she knew about me.. 
Wow i said, i was shocked. 
All i did was stare at you
You noticed the crumpled letter in my hand. 
You noticed the cake and the shoes you wanted so bad.
You asked me what’s that?

Its a fucking letter
That tells you how much i love you
It’s everything that you’ll never understand. 
Its everything you lost when you chose to let go of my hand.

Unable to hold back the tears, i walked away
Too scared to look back
I cried the whole way home
Drenched in the rain
And that was the last memory of us i had.

The present hit me like a lightning 
When I seen you walk towards me
You had that look on your face
The one you make when your found guilty
Surprisingly you wore the same shoes i gave
And my favourite shirt, i was amazed

You said hello,
Probably waiting for me to respond. 
And when the silence got awkward.. 
You asked “what now?”
Still caught in the past,
I whispered. ..
“Nothing..a moment of weakness. .thats all”.

We chose to grab some coffee instead of the so called lunch we planned to have
i think we both knew, we couldnt pretend for long, to not notice the facts.
And when you said lets order the usual
I said my tastes have changed
since when, you asked
Since the world ran out of gentlemen, i laughed 
You rolled your eyes.. .. 
“Please dont start with your rhymes again”..
I smiled..
“Im sorry, does it still offend? ”
Your voice had a touch of irritation..while you said my name with your teeth clenched 
I chose to let it go, afterall there is nothing better then sweet revenge.

So then we drifted through topics and we had quite a talk about the weather and work and friends…
About happy times together..
We left out the bad parts…
Probably that made it seem all better.

We walked through the rain and sat on the swing
The one where you can sit together …thts when you started to sing.
Imagining yourself with a guitar i think
You looked at me, and then you winked.
I looked away, and thats when you asked me if i had also changed my taste in music.
I laughed and sang along. Somehow we shook our heads in sync.

We laughed so hard, thinking about this one time we lost our way back home.
And how we thought, the village was full of ghosts. 
And you asked me if i remembered easter or the first time i met your mother.
I asked if you still steal your fathers liquor..
And how is your sister?

You were amazed to know the details i remembered
Its hard to forget the past i said..
Because it matters…you replied and touched my hand which took me by surprise
“Now you have her”, my words seemed rude, and you looked at me, into my eyes.
Like you were searching for an answer..

You instantly took your hand away, from mine
And asked me about this “new guy”
And just when i started to speak,
You told me you miss me. 
That you missed us, that maybe we could try to make it alright.

I said i dont want to repeat my mistakes
Annoyed you asked me, then what am i doing here, in this pouring rain?
I said to make you realize 
That the reason i dint say hello earlier 
Was because i wanted to say goodbye.

You were hurt by the words,
But that dint explain why you smirked
I looked at you puzzled
And you asked me,
“Do you really think this new guy is the one?”..
I said it doesnt matter, if he is or not..
You arent. We are done ..

You probably ran out of words to say..
So you said you are sorry for everything..
And i said its okay. 
You confirmed if we still could be friends 
I smiled and said, yea its not “the end”.
And we walked our separate ways..
You said goodbye,
And i said i hope i dont see you again. 
And once again, i was drenched in the rain..
This time i wasnt scared but i chose not to look back..
That this is the last memory of us i wanted to have.

TheMonicaShastriBlog, Closure

Hey so remember when I submitted that “theory” (cuz it was just like one connection) with Signal and Cheer Up being connected?

Well

(Also there are some background Dahyuns both acting like and dressing up as Cheer Up MV Dahyun, and apparently a couple as Momo and Sana but I’m having a hard time finding them.)

(And I guess you can kind of say that that one part of the choreography at the second verse [not in the MV but you can see it onstage] is kinda similar to the ending pose for Cheer Up)

Yes, Jeongyeon’s part for the choreography I know what you mean. Another connection to the Cheer Up MV is the Twice Avengers special clip being projected on the left wall, you can see it in the background of your screenshot. I have no idea why everything connects to Cheer Up, I don’t know if they’re screwing with us or if it actually means something. When will JYPE let us rest

No joke, I think with my extra obsession over Julian I am slowly turning into him. It’s like when you have a friend and then you start picking up phrases that they use and like start kind of dressing like them. I would never even dare to wear denim on denim some time a go. Soon I’ll be tweeting political tweets instead of memes. Julian is the end of me.

anonymous asked:

💎 for the whole ikkou because I'm so extra. lmao -Hikari

“They are all zeros.“

“I really do think it is silly to judge someone on their appearance, but it seems to be the point of this strange game. So lets be serious. Now, If you look at style, I think Goku is the one least modern. I’m not sure what Sanzo was thinking when buying him a cape. And really, those pants are way too worn. Just look at how raggedy the seams are! It’s a wonder the fabric is still in once piece. However, Goku has a sweet face with a big warm smile. So..five for Goku.“

“Hakkai, did you just say Goku was a 5? That’s kind of mean.” 

“That means you are a 3, Kappa. Your clothes look even worse.“

“Says the one who only dresses like a monk.“

“Well I can agree with the fact that Sanzo is not exactly very modern either. And his gown is way too wide for his size. However, once the gown comes off, his clothes beneath look rather handsome. I’d say, Sanzo is a 6.“

“Wh..what’s wrong with my cape?“

“So, Goku is a 5, Sanzo is a 6 and I am a 3. That leaves you Hakkai. Would you like to give yourself a grade, or shall we?“

“Oh come on Goku. Don’t look so sad. It’s just for fun, and maybe we will even get you some new clothes. Anyhow, indeed, I am the one left to inspect. Well, I keep clean, I dress well and I keep a happy smile on my lips even if I feel distraught. People always tell me I have a pleasant expression. So maybe a 7? I guess that means I win.“

anonymous asked:

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hope this is okay :)

“We can’t keep this up forever.”

Anthony fully supported Jasmine wanting to wait a while before announcing that they were expecting, although he wasn’t entirely sure on how long she was planning on waiting. She had said just long enough for their family to be able to spend time celebrating, although when her bump began getting more noticeable and he knew people would probably begin to question it, he was wondering if she was even planning on telling anyone at all.

“Can you see the bump in this dress? I feel like it’s kind of noticeable, but maybe it just looks like I’m fat,” Jasmine asks as she walks out of the bathroom, pulling the maxi dress away from her body so it falls naturally. Anthony sighs and hides his smile, slipping on his socks when he looks up at her.

“We can’t keep this up forever,” He reminds her, and Jasmine sighs, looking in the floor length mirror at the outfit she’s chosen. “Babe, you’re almost halfway through the pregnancy, people are going to start to ask if you’re pregnant. No offense, but that doesn’t look like you’re fat, it looks like a baby bump,” Anthony smiles, Jasmine rolling her eyes.

“How do you want to tell them then? I know we have to soon, but I don’t know how to say it or what to do for it to tell people we’re going to be parents,” She turns to look at him, walking over to where Anthony was sitting and sitting down next to her.

“Google some pregnancy reveals or something. I don’t know, I’ll do whatever you want, but we’ll do it this weekend, send it to our friends, and then announce it for the fans,” Anthony promises, Jasmine nodding as she grabs her phone to begin googling ideas the two of them can do that weekend.

“Just so you know, people have begun asking me if it’s a bump. So, maybe we have dragged this out just a little too long,” Jasmine admits, Anthony laughing as he nods, standing up so they can get ready to go.

“It’s not a bad thing, I get waiting for a while. But now you’re like halfway through and people are wondering why you’re only wearing my shirts that end up being baggy on you or super flowy dresses when you used to wear some form fitting ones too,” Anthony smirks, helping her up as they walk back out to the kitchen, getting everything they need.

Jasmine spends the rest of the afternoon looking through Google for different pregnancy announcements before finally deciding on one, the two of them taking photos later that night when they’re back home. Jasmine’s a little surprised at the reaction she receives but is thankful that everyone seemed understanding on why she waited so long.

The fans are in a frenzy the next day when they find out, and as Jasmine and Anthony look at all the comments and smile at everyone’s reactions. Jasmine’s only more excited now to bring their baby into the world in a few short months, their baby already more loved than they ever thought could be possible.

okay but zendaya, lupita, and rihanna ALWAYS put in legit effort to match the theme at every met gala they attend and their looks are always innovative and different.. like last year rihanna’s dress was like 50 feet long and lupita’s hair was really one of a kind and it was inspired by an infamous black icon.. all the girls pull so many one-of-a-kind looks, really pushing the line between art and fashion. AND YET every fucking magazine or news article or youtube celeb news shitshow can seem to only talk about what the kardashians are wearing?? despite the fact that literally every year they wear some glittery, sheer and tight fitting dress LITERALLY ! EVERY ! YEAR ! ITS NOTHING DIFFERENT AND IT NEVER FITS THE THEME BITCH IM T I R E D

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Keiynan Lonsdale photographed by Storm Santos for VULKAN Magazine

“I like to change my hair, I like to take risks with how I dress, I like girls, and I like guys (yes), I like growing, I like learning, I like who I am and I really like who I’m becoming. Spent way too many years hating myself, thinking I was less valuable because I was different… which is just untrue. A couple years ago I was able to accept myself, and it saved my life, but now I’ve gotten to a new road block and I feel kind of lost. I gotta take the next step and actually embrace who I am, which is pretty exciting. Not faking shit anymore, not apologizing for falling in love with people no matter their gender. I’ve become bored of being insecure, ashamed, scared… no one should feel like that about themselves, especially when there is so much good life to live. Ya know more and more I see so many young people being their best / truest selves, it’s fucking inspiring… so what have I been waiting for!? Who knows. Everyone in their own time. I hope we can all learn to embrace who we are and not judge people who aren’t exactly the same as us. The truth is we are all family, we’re all one. Just love.”

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Keiynan Lonsdale, who stars in The Flash on The CW, came out as liking girls and guys in a lovely Instagram post a few days ago. He wrote:

I like to change my hair, I like to take risks with how I dress, I like girls, & I like guys (yes), I like growing, I like learning, I like who I am and I really like who I’m becoming. Spent way too many years hating myself, thinking I was less valuable because I was different.. which is just untrue. A couple years ago I was able to accept myself, & it saved my life, but now I’ve gotten to a new road block & I feel kind of lost. I gotta take the next step & actually embrace who I am, which is pretty exciting. Not faking shit anymore, not apologising for falling in love with people no matter their gender. I’ve become bored of being insecure, ashamed, scared… no one should feel like that about themselves, especially when there is so much good life to live. Ya know more & more I see so many young people being their best / truest selves, it’s fucking inspiring… so what have I been waiting for!? Who knows. Everyone in their own time. I hope we can all learn to embrace who we are & not judge people who aren’t exactly the same as us. The truth is we are all family, we’re all one. Just love. Keiy. ❤

Welcome to the family, Keiy. ❤ (via the Huffington Post)

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Ben & Sophie arrive at Wimbledon final, July 10 2016
(pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4)

anonymous asked:

Theo JR? Maybe even a sweet moment with her and Theo SR

here ya go my dear

Romantic Tropes I’m an absolute sucker for:

The slow burn where they both love each other but think the other person doesn’t feel the same way but literally everyone in the world knows how they feel about each other.

They absolutely loathe each other but everyone around them knows that they actually totally love each other.

Royalty/Commoner ESPECIALLY when the commoner didn’t know they were royalty and feel so betrayed when they find out.

I mean really, any version of the Person A is hiding something about their identity for decentish reasons and Person B eventually finds out and is just so betrayed and Person A has some version of the “I didn’t mean for it to happen, but it did. I fell in love with you.” (Chasing Liberty is my favorite, okay?)

Also the “we’re from different worlds” version, too.

And of course Person A is trying to rescue/find/reunite with they significant other and Person B gets enlisted to help but then totally falls in love but thinks Person A really loves sigo, but when they finally are reunited they realize they really love Person B.

FAKE ENGAGEMENT!!!!!!!!

I was in Sephora the other day and a woman was there with her young son. When I say young, I mean probably 5 years old. She was looking at the makeup so he was running around looking at it too. He wasn’t being obnoxious or anything though, just excited. So he runs past me and I hear his mom go “No! Hey! Don’t put that on!” I turn around and see that he has one of the tester lipsticks in his hand. She snatches it away and says “You can’t wear lipstick. First of all, you’re a BOY. Boys DON’T wear lipstick.” and then she went on about how she told him not to touch anything.

It broke my heart honestly.
I understand not wanting your little one to mess of the testers but really? “You’re a boy so you can’t wear lipstick.” I mean, come on. You took him to a makeup store and he tried to put on some lipstick so I’m guessing he gets the interest from YOU.

On the flip side, when I worked in childcare, I knew a little girl whos little brother looked up to her so much that he liked to dress like her. The dad didn’t even bat an eye when his son and daughter both came in wearing skirts. I also knew many rather “punk rock” kind of families who would paint their sons nails all kinds of colors for no other reason than the children requested it.

SUPPORT YOUR BOYS IN WHAT THEY LIKE.
SUPPORT YOUR CHILDREN.
GENDER SHOULD NEVER LIMIT ANYONE FROM SELF EXPRESSION.

anonymous asked:

I love how you said Empty Graves would probably be pretty niche, and now it's the most popular of your fics on ao3 by hits and kudos. (This is not meant to be passive aggressive. I really love it.)

I significantly underestimated the appeal of making Martha Kent a backwoods bitch with a shotgun

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DRESS: Club L
SHOES: ASOS
BAG: Skinnydip London
COAT: Jakke
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This is probably for some kind of event, or the club (which I don’t go to I__I”). But it was to fun to put together & I feel I am channeling my inner @judyjetsons ✨✨ with these colors. However the dress is a bit….revealing on me personally haha. Thus I learned the secret art of boob taping. I know a lot of people have been pairing dresses like these with tees as well, but I don’t know. I don’t think it’ll last too long honestly. Not the most comfortable fabric ever but I look like a cool spite can!

Jakke’s faux fur coat is super well-made, I got it secondhand!
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I’m a host at a restaurant and it’s located in a really rich white person neighborhood(I’m talking I literally heard someone unironically ask if an apple was $20 kind of rich) and most of the servers commute from less affluent areas. The locals are all absolute entitled assholes, but one that came in on Easter took the cake.

So this lady comes in, wearing bigass juicy sunglasses, hoop earrings and “the Rachel” haircut. Keep in mind at this time the wait for a table of 2 was 45 minutes to an hour. She struts up in these super tall heels, and asks how long it would be for a table of six. I told her it would be 2 hours.

Oh boy.

She immediately asked to speak to a manager, and told the manager that I was discriminating against her because she was white, and that “that bitch gave the Mexican couple in front of me a 45 minute wait!”(they were actually Japanese(they didn’t look latinx at all either??) and there were 2 of them but ok). The manager kind of just, rolled his eyes and told her it was because there are only two of them, and that we’ll get to her as soon as possible.

We ended up being able to sit her in like, 1.5 hours, and she complained that out quote time wasn’t accurate, and that she was going to leave us an absolutely scathing Yelp review and I just kinda cringed and sat her in one of the nicer server’s section.

She proceeded to complain to the server for five minutes before ordering a salad with the dressing on the side, then yelling at the server for the dressing not being on the salad(????), and called out the manager again, who comped half of her meal and have her a free dessert. She then forgot her credit card in the check presenter, despite me reminding her when walking by her.

She called the restaurant and accused the server of stealing the card, complained she’d have to drive back from x city(it was like a 15 minute drive in traffic) and when she got there, my manager gave her another free dessert.

I was working two days later and she called to speak to our general manager to report the incident, turned out all three had been ignoring her calls because they had bent over backwards to make up for what wasn’t even a mistake in the first place.

The lady didn’t realize she was speaking to the host who had been working when she came in and told me that, “the host up front was being really rude, I know she was talking about me to this Mexican couple sitting near her”(once again this was a Japanese couple, and they were tourists, so i was helping to interpret the menu for them…in Japanese???idk how that sounded like Spanish but ok lady)

I told the manager, and he took the call and told her, “ma'am I don’t know what else I can do to make it up to you, unless you’re expecting me to fire them.”

Three seconds later he said “oh you expect me to fire them.” And he just…hung up, and told me she tried to tell us that the server was most likely an illegal alien.

I literally hate these customers.

a stolen moment