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“Archie, why are you not as concerned by Finn’s lifestyle as I am? He’s our son.”

“Because, he’s a twenty two year old actor. He’s a heartthrob. Do you think he wants to be keeping up with the Jones’ in some suburb and driving a van to soccer practice?”

“He’s young, yes, but we raised him better than to throw himself around like some half priced street walker. Or so I thought.”

“He doesn’t even know what he wants from this life yet. He doesn’t know who he is. You can’t make those choices for him. Let him live his life, not the one you want him to have.” 

He stood up to exit his office but before he did he turned to her, “We’ve been married over twenty years. I know you. So let me tell you now, butt out, Gwendolyn.”


“Why are you scared? We sing to be happy and to entertain. We listen to songs to be happy”

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Originally posted by jikookfantasy

Tantalizing: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07
Ship: Jungkook | Reader
Description: Back in high school, you were nothing more than a nerd Jungkook wanted to deflower, to get a good fuck from. When he sees you at the club, though, things have changed drastically, and his dominance starts to teeter on the edge.
Warning: Cumplay, Degrading Names, Angst, Intercourse, Oral, Orgasm Denial, Thigh Riding
Word Count: 5,965

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idk, it’s 3 am and i’m thinking about a highschool au with platonic Kallura where Allura’s getting ready to Woo ™ Shay and Nyma and she’s asking for Keith’s opinion on her clothes. And he’s like “you know that thing about gay guys automatically being fashionable is a myth, right?” and she’s like “yeah, i’ve seen how you dress. I know.”


Disclaimer: I like to think Adrien has much better taste than to claim Bleach used to be one of his favourite animes but for the sake of the shitpost I went with it :’/ 

I love the fact that Adrien is canonically an anime nerd GOD I bet he watches stuff like Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun and thinks it’s the pinnacle of how to woo a girl :’/ :’/ :’/ 

anonymous asked:

Could you possibly, if it's no trouble, do dialogue between Solas and Zevran? I've always wondered how that would go. Thank you

Zevran: You are a rather quiet fellow, aren’t you?
Solas: I do not feel the need to speak simply to fill silence, if that is what you mean.
Zevran: I see. Should I take this to mean you are shy? In need of someone to lavish you with attention? Bring you out of your shell? I can be very encouraging in that regard.
Solas: Hmm.
Zevran: You do not speak much.
Solas: You speak more than enough for the both of us.
Zevran: A-ha! Yes, true. But what fun is talking if you don’t have a partner to do it with?
Solas: I’m sure you will let me know eventually. 

Zevran: How long have you traveled alone, Solas?
Solas: For quite some time. I have kept more familiar company in the Fade for many years. Why?
Zevran: Then it must have been some time for you.
Solas: Some time since what?
Zevran: Since you last had a lover.
Solas: What?
Zevran: Assuming you’ve had lovers, of course.
Solas: That’s… That is not important right now. We have far greater concerns at hand.
Zevran: Very true. Only it helps in times of trouble to seek… release, does it not?
Solas: I prefer to focus on our current goals. Such distractions would… complicate matters.
Zevran: Suit yourself.

Zevran: You do not approve of my line of work?
Solas: Death may sometimes be necessary, but the decision to end a life should never be taken lightly. Never for reasons as shallow as greed.
Zevran: No need to sound so angry, my friend. I understand the nature of my craft. Am I to be shamed for not properly mourning the lives that I take? I would rather not waste my time feeling guilty for something I cannot change. At least now I have the power to choose who I kill - and more often than not, it’s Crow’s blood I’m spilling.
Solas: For revenge? Or in order to eliminate the competition?
Zevran: Can’t it be both?

Solas: You were enslaved by the Crows?
Zevran: A slave? I would not exactly call myself as such…but yes, I suppose that is accurate.
Solas: They owned you, held complete control over your life. And then you escaped. You sought your freedom.
Zevran: You make it sound so noble. I am flattered. Though perhaps the story is less impressive if you consider my survival depended on sweet talking the person I had just attempted to kill while trying not to spill my guts into the dirt. It was less of an escape and more… knowing how to see an opportunity when it presented itself. I’ve had to end a number of lives since in order to maintain my independence from my former employers. But it makes it so much more satisfying, doesn’t it? Killing for your own purpose, instead of someone else’s.
Solas: I am not certain… but I understand your meaning.

Solas: Assassinations are common in Antiva, I take it? If they were not, the Crows would not be such a formidable organization.
Zevran: It makes the process so much easier when you simply eliminate the competition, no?
Solas: It may be efficient, but it is a shortsighted approach. A leader is nothing without his people and fear can only be an effective tool for so long without breeding chaos. One may require death as a means to an end, but to do so simply in the pursuit of more power…
Zevran: The fallout was never my concern or my specialty. I was always long gone with coin in hand by that point.
Solas: Have you ever wanted something more than that? To have your work strive towards a greater purpose?
Zevran: (laughs) Why do you ask? Is it possible our humble apostate is in the market for an assassin?

[Romanced Solas]

Zevran: She is quite beautiful, isn’t she?
Solas: Who?
Zevran: Come now, Solas. We both know who I am speaking of. Just as we both know precisely where your eyes were lingering a moment ago…
Solas: I’m certain you are mistaken.
Zevran: I cannot blame you. Admittedly, I’ve been enjoying the view myself. Quite an ample handful, no?
Solas: Please, for once, resist the urge to keep speaking.

[Romanced Solas]

Zevran: You know the Inquisitor well, don’t you?
Solas: I would like to think so.
Zevran: Tell me… What does Lavellan look for in a lover?
Solas: Excuse me?
Zevran: How would I woo her, if I were so inclined? Does she favor dashing good looks? Passionate embraces? Someone to sweep her off of her feet? 
Solas: (annoyed) No. I would not say she cares for such things.
Zevran: Oh, Solas. I don’t think you give yourself enough credit.
Solas: What?
Zevran: Do you not think yourself handsome? A desirable lover? I could teach you some things that may bolster your confidence in that regard.
Solas: This is not a conversation I wish to have. Least of all with you.
Zevran: (laughs) Do not worry, my friend. I only tease the people I like. Most of the time, anyway.

[banter for Solas + Merrill]
[banter for Fenris + Solas]
[banter for Fenris + Romanced Solas]

Damen/Laurent Rec List

Because @playingfetchwithdinosaurs was finally seduced into reading this amazing series and then she came to me because she needed more. Also, coincidentally, @notagoodplace4gods finished yesterday CP, but told me only today that she was freaking out over their love and she needed more so here I am giving more to them ;)

💖: my absolutely favorite stories about those Kings

Canon AU

In the Gardens by JustDrinkTea 2,101

“I doubt your disappearance would go unnoticed,” Laurent countered, head tilting slightly. He was teasing. Damen couldn’t get enough of it.

“Is that an excuse to not go?”

“It’s a challenge.”

💖 Sent Away by Josselin [Part 1 of Sent Away] 2,504

A series of vignettes of young Laurent’s life when he is sent to be fostered in the Akielon court.

Courtship by songofthe52hertzwhale 5,425

Damen just wants to court Laurent. Nobody in Vere makes it easy for him, least of all the man he hopes to marry.

💖 Dear Aledosia, by wendlaa 12,368

“Oh,” Laurent finds himself saying. Damianos has excused himself from his conversation, and has begun to make his way through the crowd. Here stand the Princes of Vere, after all. The ethereal Veretian Prince brothers. Laurent lifts his eyes towards the ceiling, arching his brows. “Heavens,” he says, voice tight.

Auguste chuckles. “You have a minute head start.”

Laurent ducks away.

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socktrollqueen  asked:

Today is a not a good day for me mentally. My hubbs keeps calling me from work to check up on me. I'm just in one of those moods where I want to vanish for a bit, but responsibilities demand my attention. So, I am having a cry before my child gets home from school. I have started therapy and we are discussing medications and I know that is a good step. But I'm terrified all the same.

It’s going to be okay.

YOU are going to be okay. This is a temporary thing with your brain being a dick, and you will get through this.

I’m so proud of you for starting therapy, and looking into meds to help your brain get the help it needs to stop being a dick to you.

If I may suggest something: I practice a version of cognitive behavioral therapy. The short and overly simplified version is: when I feel my brain throwing a sad or depressive or negative thought at me, I stop what I’m doing, and I make the effort to consciously remember something awesome that happened that made me happy. It doesn’t matter what it is, just as long as it’s a good memory. It doesn’t even have to be a big, complicated memory. It can be like that time I ran my first 5K, or the time I switched on my emulator and it worked! It can be a quiet walk I took with Anne (I have a lot of those to choose from) and specifically how nice it felt to hold her hand. 

We have tons of good memories, and sometimes we have to make the effort and work hard to find them, especially when it’s easier to feel bad about something.

Also, it’s OKAY to recognize that a thing made you sad, and then sort of visualize putting it on a shelf or in a bag or just kicking it out of your way for a moment while you pay attention to that good memory.

There’s science which tells us that the experience of recalling something happy produces the same neurochemicals as actually having that experience, so even though this can feel like woo woo mystical bullshit, it’s a real thing.

So your homework is to think of an awesome thing that happened, just a moment when you were really happy, and recall something specific from that moment. Your brain may try to be a dick and do this thing where it goes, “and that’ll never happen again.” or “and I didn’t deserve it.” When your brain does that, it can be a challenge to stay focused on the good memory, but you can do it!

You’re gonna get through today, I promise. Send me a note tomorrow and let me know how you’re feeling, okay?

The Friendly Wager (Part 5)

Summary: AU. Reader and Bucky Barnes are neighbors and best friends. After yet another bad date, reader comes home to find Bucky with his typical weekend target. They decide to make a wager about dating, but is there more on the line than reader cares to admit?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 2,562

Warnings: language, fluff, sarcasm, drinking, bad jokes, angst

A/N: This is my submission for the lovely Kait’s ( @bionic-buckyb) 5k AU Challenge. Congrats on the followers, friend! My prompt was “Can you please come over so I don’t feel so alone?

Part 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

Tags are closed. Only two parts left after this! I’m really sorry for pushing out two updates but I’m running out of time and work is going to be tough, so…

Originally posted by darlingpanslove

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2/? eye color edits

Hawkeye’s baby blues

Lightwood-Bane family # 3

It was the middle of the night, everybody was at sleep. In one room Magnus and Alec were sleeping side by side. Magnus on his back and Alec by the side, showing his back towards Magnus but his front towards the door. In the room beside them was Raphael, who was sleeping profoundly, not sign of waking up at any moment.

However, on the room in front of that one, Max was moving frenetically and with a sudden movement, he was awake, scared and sweating.

-Papa? -He asked in a murmur, looking around and seeing dark- Daddy? - he asked again, this time a little louder. He looked around scared and decided to go to his brother room to check on him, afraid of the unknown.

Max walked towards Rafe’s room silently, reaching towards his brother’s bed. He tapped on his arm, murmuring his name and trying to wake him up. Unfortunately, his brother did not wake up, after all he had soccer practiced and he was too tired to wake up. Max decided to not disturb him, at least his brother was fine. Now he needed to check on his dad and papa, his heart still beating uncontrollably.

He walked slowly towards his parent’s room, slowly moving the handle of the door, not wanting to make any loud noise. The door opened and Max walk towards his parent, to Alec’s side, and with his small and blue hands he touches Alec’s leg and sway him slowly-Daddy? -he called.

Alec, as a true warrior, woke up immediately, looking down where his son was with a confused face and expecting the worse. He calmed down immediately, it was just Max in his start-onesie pyjamas, looking at him with scared eyes.

-Max, whas’ wrong? -Alec asked, rubbing his face. He had a late mission and he hasn’t sleep enough, but he wanted to be there for his son.

-I got a nightmare, I am scared-Max moved closer and Alec picked him, putting his son on his chest. Max was taller for a 5-year-old but he did not weight enough to be uncomfortable.

-Wanna talk about it? -Alec asked in a whisper, not wanting to wake up papa. Max lower his head and placed it on his dad’s chest, his arms not long enough to hug him completely.

- I think Papa woud’ be da only one who can helpe-Alec furrowed his eyebrows in confusion and moved his head to the side, looking at Magnus while softly touching Max’s hair- I see…

-Love…-Alec whispered to Magnus, using his other hand to caress Magnus’ cheek. Magnus murmured incoherent words, not waking up-Magnus…-Alec called again and Magnus contracted his eyelid and open his eyes with confusion, he was showing his cat eyes, no glamor.

Alec smiled at the sight but whispered again-I think Max had one of those nightmares again-He murmured, looking at his husband with worry eyes. Magnus closed his eyes and sight, Max has been having this nightmare and no magic can stop them, it is part of being a warlock.

-Papa, I am scared-Max said, raising his head from Alec’s chest, hand in fist, Alec still stroking his blue curls.

Magnus shifted opposite to Alec, leaving small space between them. Alec shift to his side too, placing max to the space between them, stretching his arm to get the blanket and cover all of them to keep them warm.

-What was it this time? -Magnus asked softly, trying to stay awake, stretching his arm to Alec’s thigh, caressing it slowly.

-I used my magic and everyone was gone-Max explained, shivering at the memory. Alec shifted closer to him, kissing his head with love- I checked on Rafe and he is fine-he continued. Magnus placed a hand on Max check stroking it.

-Of course, he is fine baby. There is no way something like that would happen. You are good warlock blueberry, you are strong and you have improved a lot with your magic. I think that you are capable enough to control your powers. After all Papa and Daddy will be here to protect you-Magnus looked at Alec, who was smiling, looking at him with love.

-Always? -Max asked with eagerness and hope, feeling better in the warm between two people who love him so much.

-Always-Magnus said back, looking at his son intensely-Now, let’s go to sleep sweetheart, I will make sure to make those dreams disappear-He moved his hand to Max head and touch his forehead, sending sparks of magic.

-Can I stay? -Max asked and Alec moved closer, placing his head on his son head sniffing softly.

-You don’t have to ask kiddo-Alec closed his eyes, ready to sleep. Max did the same, feeling better. Magnus looked at both of them and realized how lucky he was.

10 characters I wished were real so I could date them. Part One

10) Age of Youth: Park Jae-Wan: Every single drama I’ve seen Yoon Park in I’ve hated him lol. But this is the first time he has played a decent character for me. I loved him in this. I have no idea what he is saying in this gif.

Originally posted by haydiselametle

8) Healer: Seo Jung-Hoo: I literally picked him because of this scene. He kept cuddling with her and I was like “oh my gawd!” I want one! I honestly like Bong-soo too.

Originally posted by kdramastuff

7) Descendants of the Sun: Yoo Shi- Jin: No list is complete without him lol. He was perfect….just perfect. I fangirled so much watching this drama. Should I apologize or confess? JESUS! That nearly kicked the wind out of me. lol

Originally posted by harboursidechristmas

6) Uncontrollably Fond: Shin Joon- Young: UGH! I loved this character so freaking much. OMG! That confession scene was AMAZING! He said some pretty amazing things as well. Chiillleeee he honestly could be number one the more I think about it. I mean KIM FUCKING WOO-BIN!

Originally posted by lavenderbyun

5) Cheese In the Trap: Baek In-Ho: I didn’t read the web-toon so I can’t share the anger for the show being all about him. However, by the end of it I stopped shipping him with Seol and started shipping him with myself lol.

Originally posted by dramaaddict101

Ten Years (Part 13 - End!)

Summary: AU. When a major account is on the line at work, reader is forced to revisit some old connections at her ten year high school reunion for a chance at success. Will she let the past consume her, or will she see the future in her grasp?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 4,380 ( I mean…)

Warnings: language, fluff, excessive sweetness

A/N: I hope you guys love the fluff. Thanks for sticking with me, and for reading, and for all your sweet messages. <3

Part: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13

Originally posted by e2barryallen

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Ragnar, learning that Lagertha was of noble birth among the barbarians, steadfastly wooed her by means of messengers. She spurned his mission in her heart, but feigned compliance.

Vikings + Saga dialogue (2/?)