i like spiders okay

I’ve had a few people ask for Peter sick while staying over night at Stark Tower. I’ve taken pieces from each and combined to make this fic! 

Word Count: 2001

Peter’s drowning; his body is sinking towards a bottomless pit. The water around him is hot, borderline boiling, and he tries to kick up, to swim to the surface. But, he can’t. He can’t move his legs; they are stiff and tense. He flails his arms about to try and keep from sinking, but nothing works. It feels as if there’s an anchor tied to his foot and pulling him down, down, down, with no end in sight.

His lungs are burning in his chest; his cheeks are puffed out with the small, remaining air keeping him conscious. An unsettling grey color teases at the edge of his vision, and he knows now he doesn’t have much time left.

He’s dying.

In front of his fading vision, the water begins to bubble against the heat until a shape forms, a shape that has Peter’s mouth opening in a gargled gasp. Before his strained eyes, Aunt May floats, face smiling and warm, and Peter reaches out desperately.

“Aunt May,” he calls, voice tense and lost against the heated water as he grasps before him. “Aunt May, please!”

“Aunt May!” Peter jerks up in bed with a strangled sob that grates against his burning throat. He clutches one hand to his neck while the other fists the damp sheets pooling around his waist. Sweat has his plain blue shirt clinging uncomfortably to his skin, leaving him feeling oddly chilled and shaking. He makes a slow move to lift his shirt over his head, but the small motion of raising his arms above his head pulls painfully at his cramping stomach, and next thing he knows, his stomach is lurching violently.

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Spideychelle Fanfic Rec

Originally posted by theunholyqueens

  • Annabeth: Oh shut up. Don't you dare look at me like that.
  • Spider:
  • Annabeth: I beat your MOTHER okay? I beat her. I trapped her in her own web.
  • Spider:
  • Annabeth: AND she was so much bigger than you. And nastier. And big. And meaner. And just really really big.
  • Spider:
  • Annabeth: So don't you go around thinking you can win me over okay?? I am Annabeth Chase, the girl who trapped Arachne and I will-
  • Spider: *takes a tiny step forward*
  • Annabeth: perCYYYYYY!!!!
Tony is Peter's Dad

Watched Spiderman homecoming and uh not really trying to prove anything to anyone idc if it’s confusing or not just as long as i get to post this cause like bruh

Ok but like that moment when Peter starts yelling at Tony at the end of the boat scene and he says, “If you actually cared you’d be here-!” And Tony just walks out of his Iron Man suit like not even flinching at the comment like did he just indirectly just say he cares about Peter cause that’s what I got out of it.

Also when he starts scolding Peter then stops mid way to say, “Great, I sound like my dad,” liike?? Um I’m sorry whaat??

Then at the end when Peter proves himself to Tony and he just throws an arm over his shoulder then just goes, “All you need was some tough love,” i’m soRRY WHAT I JUST OKYS AND HIS FACE WHEN PETER REJECTED HIS OFFER HE LOOKED HURT MAN

Tony is Peter’s dad and no one can say anything otherwise.

I’m going to see spider-man: homecoming in theaters 10 more times before it goes out on DVD, I’m going to buy all of the merchandise, get myself a sleeve of tattoos dedicated to the main characters and some of the best lines, I’m going to buy the DVD on blu ray and the regular version, I’m going to go to Starbucks and tell them my name is Mrs. Holland, I’m going to comment on Zendaya and Laura’s posts like we’ve been best friends for ages, and everything I say from now one is going to somehow relate to spider-man: homecoming

tom 2.0

the better version
  • Peter: Happy father's day, Mr. Stark!
  • Tony: ... there something I should know about?
  • Peter: No it's just that... since you've been mentoring me and all it kinda feels like-
  • Tony: Like I'm you're dad?
  • Peter: More like... my Uncle.
  • Tony: Oh... Parker I-
  • Peter: *hugs tony* I love you, Mr. Stark.
  • Tony: *blinks a few times and pats Peter on the back*
  • Tony: I... I... I love you, too, underoos.
  • Peter: *hugs Tony tighter* My uncle would've loved you.
  • Tony: W-why? I'm just a-
  • Peter: Because you were here for me when he couldn't be... Thank you... Uncle Tony.

anonymous asked:

How can you say that Uncle Ben is vital to Spider-Man and then say that Peter doesn't have to be cis? Him being cis is really important to his plot.

okay, peter parker was initially reckless and irresponsible with his powers, and that behavior inadvertently got his uncle ben killed. this caused peter to realize the importance of his powers and that he had a responsibility to use them to do the right thing, and protect the people who can’t protect themselves. he chooses to become a hero and honor uncle ben. if uncle ben hadn’t of died, peter wouldn’t have learned this lesson, and he wouldn’t have become spider-man. so yeah he’s kinda vital.

but yeah, ur right, remember that time the radioactive spider was about to bite peter and then before it bit him the spider was like “woah dude wait you’re cis right” and peter was like “ya” and the spider was like “oh man okay good, bc i only bite cis people. i mean i’m fine with trans people but you know, i just prefer to bite cis people, i have a lot of trans friends and have no problem with them, but you know” so i guess you’re right, peter parker has to be cis

Being an inhuman and meeting Spiderman aka Peter Parker would include:

Originally posted by spderman

Warning: Nah, just two underage kids being kids with superpowers. All fluff and some dialoge. Also, it’s kinda long..

A/N: Peter Parker must be protected. At all costs. 

  • Walking down the street on your way home from school when an older man tries to harass you but you’re using your abilities against him, making him disappear quickly. 
    • Peter actually trying to step in as Spider-man but takes a few steps back when you handle the situation well without violence.
    • “That was awesome. How did you do that?”
    • You being shocked that someone saw you so you try to outrun Spider-man, without success. 
    • “Come on! You’re like me! Oh my God, I’ve never met someone like me, I mean someone close my age. That’s so awesome! How did you get your powers?” Him blocking your way and his cheery mood making you umconfortable.
    • “Uh, … I turned into stone, broke outta it and… uh… could do these things.”
    • “Okay, almost like me…I got bit by a spider.”
    • “Now, please, leave me alone. I don’t need no trouble.”
  • Peter being so excited to meet you, so he confronts you every now and then while wearing his Spider-man outfit. Him trying to talk to you until you finally give in.
  • Befriending the spider-guy and meeting him sometimes after school in hidden places.
    • Him still wearing his spider-man costum, trying to hide his identity.
    • “You know, it’s not fair that you know my face and name and I don’t know yours.”
    • “It’s for protection. No ones knows beside my best friend.”
    • “Hm, I won’t make you but It’d be nice to know the face behind the mask. Or at least your name.”
    • “Call me Peter.”
    • Nice to meet you, Peter.”
  • Peter non-stop pestering you with his question.
    • “How old where you when you got your powers? Does your family know? Do you fight crime? Do you have a superhero name?”
    • “If you don’t shut up I’m going to tell some tales about your adventures.”
  • Eating ice cream together and fooling around with your powers. Having so much fun talking to Peter and finding out he’s a fanboy.
  • Telling Peter why you’re afraid of your powers.
    • “It’s not that I don’t know how to control them, you know. I know how, and I also know about the Sokovia Accords and I don’t want that. I don’t want to be controlled by the goverment, nontheless being controlled by the American goverment sounds awful. I don‘t trust them. Also, I would piss myself if some weird scientist would want to make tests… Did you sign the accords?”
    • “No, I did not, only Stark knows.”
    • “Wait, do you mean Tony Stark? Is Stark your best friend?”
    • “What… oh… I wasn’t supposed to say this. He is not my best friend. He just knows.”
  • Him taking you home when it’s too late for you to walk alone in the dark.
    • “You know, I am not powerless. I can walk home alone.”
    • “I like spending extra time with you.”
  • Sharing secrets. 
    • “I’m not really the coolest person at school. There‘s this guy, he calls me Penis instead of Peter.”
    • “Give me names, get an alibi and I’m gonna kick some asses, Peter. Believe it or not, you’re awesome and not just because you’re Spiderman.”
  • Peter sneaking into your room at night or when you’re home alone to watch with you movies.
    • You not even questioning if he can see trough the mask as clearly as without it.
  • Listening to songs together and talking about your hobbies.
  • One day someone knocking on your door and because you’re alone you are the one who opens the door. A stranger stands before you, smiling at you with the brightest smile you’ve ever seen.
    • “Hi, [Y/N].”
    • “Peter?” You being more than shocked. You never thought you’d see him without his suit.
    • “I thought you might want to try out my new Star Wars R2D2. You can control it with an app on your phone.”
    • “Sure.”
    • Your parents coming home and finding you both on the floor, laughing and playing with R2D2.  
    • “Mom, Dad, this is Peter.”
    • Peter being nervous and introducing himself to your parents. 
    • “So, you’re the new friend. [Y/N] said you know about her… abilities.”
    • “Um… yeah… it‘s fine with me and I’m not going to tell anyone and… yeah…”
    • Your parents adoring him. Especially since he doesn’t act like a player boy.
  • Sleepovers and him introducing you to his aunt May and his best friend Ned.
  • One day, you’re surprising Peter at his school and catching Flash calling him names, so you press him against the wall and threaten him.
    • “If I ever hear about you bullying someone else ever again, I’m going to find your parents and tell them what a little bitch you are. And believe me, if they see me crying and emotionally scarred in front of their door step, they’ll be very disappointed in you.”
    • Ned and Peter being proud of you.
  • A few month later telling Ned about your abilities and him freaking out because you’re much cooler than Peter which makes Peter pout for 5 long minutes.

(Requests closed.)

I simply love the fact that in every article about homecoming I read the biggest reveal of the movie is the return of Pepper Potts. Not o my that, but every single article speculates about a wedding AND the possibility of maybe including Rescue in Infinity War. This truly gives me life

Avengers Chatroom: Breadsticks

Requested by Anon

Pairings: Peter x F!Reader.

Scenario: Fine Dining + Reader wanting revenge on Cap

A/N: Language.

Y/N has started a chat.

Y/N has invited Peter, Wade.

Y/N: Help me, spoderman!

Y/N: and bring chimichangas daedpewl. I’m hungry.

Peter: I thought you were in serious trouble for a second!

Wade: Peetie almost wet his pants.

Y/N: I am!

Peter: We’ll see when Wade and I get there. Aren’t you supposed to be having a celebratory mission dinner?

Y/N: I was but I had to flee.

Wade: I told you those fancy restaurants are crap! What’s wrong if I want to dine in the nude? it’s freeing. Did you at least get any breadsticks?

Y/N: Yeah I got like 6 for you.

Wade: I need more.

Peter: So wanna tell us what happened? We still have 10 minutes until we reach you.

Y/N: wait i didn’t tell you where i am

Wade: It’s totally normal for a teenage boy to have a tracker in their girlfriends phone.

Peter: We’re not dating, Wade! I activated the tracker Mr. Stark put in your phone.


Y/N: Now I need a new phone!

Peter: He said it’s to keep us safe since we’re the youngest ones in the team!

Wade: Peetie stalks you. You should close your blinds at night.

Peter: Shut up, Wade.

Y/N: Anyway … Moving on.


Wade: My lips are sowed shut.

Peter: dude…

Y/N: So what happened was: Everyone was having a good time, except for Bucky because Sam kept stealing his food. Then I see this person wearing a really cool Spider-man shirt and i was like, okay, wade would totally love this since he’s been looking for one.

Peter: Wait, what?!

Wade: Shhh I’m listening to the story.

Y/N: But I didn’t feel okay with going and asking them so I thought I’d take a picture of the shirt and just get Tony to scan for where it’s from. But I didn’t feel comfortable with doing that so I asked Cap.

Wade: Him? He’s so serious all the time there’s no way he’d do it.  Maybe he should take that shield out of his ass, then he’d be more fun.

Peter: This is why you’re not on the team.

Y/N: Cap owed me a favor so he agreed.


Y/N: So i was about to hand him my phone when i remember that time he never let me go on the mission to the Caribbean

Peter: that was fun

Wade: I wouldn’t know SINCE I’M NEVER INVITED.

Y/N: So as revenge, I turned on the flash. Cap took the picture, the flash went off, and omg i swear everyone in the restaurant stopped what they were doing and started staring at him

Wade: Yes, Barry. Get some.

Peter: Who’s Barry?



Y/N: And then all hell broke out so i bailed.

Peter: Oh man Cap must be so angry!

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: Y/N where are you?!


Wanda: I am not mad at you. It was very funny and the way the Captain started blushing. Too cute. But he is furious, so I hope you’re in a good hiding spot.

Wanda has added Clint, Nat, Bucky, Bruce.

Y/N: The whole point of staying hidden is to not draw attention to yourself…

Nat: Don’t worry, we were just worried about you because you left so quickly.

Wade: Hi, I’m Wade. Nice to meet you.

Nat: And for the last time, stop hanging out with Wade! He is twice your age!

Y/N: So since only the few of you were worried, I’m guessing the rest are mad?

Bruce: Tony is livid. That was his favorite restaurant and now he can never go back.

Peter: Don’t worry Y/N, you’re too cute to stay mad at.


Bucky: Shut off your dad mode. They’re adorable together.

Peter: Oh and Wade and I might be late since Wade has ordered way too many  chimichangas and we’re in our suits so I’m not sure how we’ll bring them over.

Bruce: You know where Y/N is?

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Tell me and maybe the Captain won’t be too mad.

Peter: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Bucky: Were you really spying on the chat and waiting for the right time to join?

Sam: I was enjoying my dinner! And then that had to happen!

Y/N: You act like I murdered someone.

Wade: I once killed a man with nothing but a buttered lobster.

Clint: Someone ban him!

Sam has added Steve, Tony, Thor.

Steve: Young lady you come back to the base right now!

Y/N: Who? Me?

Steve: You are in so much trouble!

Peter: Give her a break, Cap!

Bruce: Yeah it was just a small joke.

Tony: SMALL JOKE? REPORTERS WERE THERE! I would track her but it’s not working.

Y/N: Really, Tony?

Peter: Y/N, open up, we’re outside.


Peter: I’m sorry, but I’m not telling.

Y/N: Thank you! I could kiss you!

Peter: Well… I did carry a ton of chimichangas here.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Wade: My Peetie and Y/N are talking about… Feelings. Ugh. I’m also sure they’re going to start sucking each others face off any second.

Clint: Oh god please don’t tell us anymore.

Thor: Has anyone checked the news yet?

Steve: What does it say?

Thor: “Captain America, beloved hero: A Pervert? Is this the man you want your kids to look up to?”

Bucky: This is hilarious!

Tony: You’re right. Why was I on Steve’s side? Someone smack me if I ever side with him again.

Bruce: I volunteer.

Tony has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Steve: I’m not a pervert!

Wanda: Calm down. We know that. This will pass in a few days.

Steve: Yeah, you’re right. I should apologize to Y/N when she’s out of hiding.

Wanda: And since our dinner was interrupted, can we PLEASE go get something else to eat?

Steve: Of course :)

Wanda has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Sam: Since those two bailed on us like Y/N, can we all go get something as well?

Thor: My stomach is making noises, so yes.

Thor has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Sam has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Colossus has joined the chat.

Colossus: Wade, I thought you said you wouldn’t get into more trouble.

Colossus: Sending Professor X love letters signed as Magneto isn’t funny. If you would just accept my offer to join the X-men you would spend your time more wisely.

Wade: Out of all the surprise characters, him? Fucking Balls of Steel?

Colossus: Who are you talking to?

Wade: Will you at least let me send love letters to Wolverine?

Colossus: Signed as who?

Wade: D Piddy.

Colossus has left the chat.

Wade: I’m still going to do it!

Wade has left the chat.

              JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER–that every Sp.ider-Man is unique, whether it be To.bey Maguire, An.drew Garfield, or To.m Holland, each of them had their special take on Pe.ter Parker and Spi.der-Man. It’s okay to like one version of Sp.ider-Man more than the others, but you shouldn’t send hate to someone just because of which version they like more!

If I Ain’t Got You - Peter Parker (1/?)

Originally posted by yourneighborhoodmess

summary: Peter Parker and (Y/N) Stark’s friendship, though Peter realizes he may want something more

warnings: swearing, a lot of f bombs

-this is my first peter parker imagine and i kinda rambled toward the end of it but me let me know how it turned out pls!

-also, there will be a second part to this cause went off my original idea half way through (not that anyone cares)

Peter Parker knew that he’s gone through a bunch of stuff that a regular fifteen year old year usually didn’t have to go through and he’s glad that he isn’t a regular fifteen year old. His stories, when he’s able to tell them of course, wouldn’t be as interesting. He also wouldn’t have the relationships he has now; the camaraderie of the Avengers was something he had grown used to, liked even and if he hadn’t been bit by that spider, he wouldn’t have (Y/N).

(Y/N) Stark, adopted daughter of Tony Stark and Pepper Pots, heir to Stark Industries and an gargantuan sum of money. (Y/N) Stark who understood what it was like to be an abnormal teenager, who helped him deal with it. She handled everything with such elegance, even when he showed up at her window bruised, bleeding and wheezing.

She didn’t ask any questions as she helped him out of his suit and gathered the needed first aid supplies. She was just there, dabbing at one of his wounds with an antibacterial cloth, humming a song that Peter didn’t recognize softly to herself. “What are you humming?”

His question zoned (Y/N) back in, “What? Oh, it’s just something by Alessia Keyes.”

He nodded but winced slightly when (Y/N) pressed on his stomach. Her eyebrows drew together, not out of confusion but angered curiosity. “Take off your shirt.”

“Geez, (Y/N), you’re attractive and all but I don’t think of you that way.”

The brunette ignored the way her chest constricted at his comment and lifted the hem of his shirt. She groaned when she saw the familiar purple and blue coloring of a bruise lining his abdomen and ribs. “That settles it, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?”

Now Peter was confused, he pulled his shirt back down and tried to stand up—tried being the key word. (Y/N) shoved him back on the couch before he could take a single step. “Me trying to use actual medical procedures to help you would be fruitless considering your healing factor, but friends don’t let friends suffer through internal bleeding alone. Which brings us back to the question, Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi?” (Y/N) repeated returning to the couch, several blankets and Star Wars DVDs were tossed onto the couch.

“Empire Strikes Back, but I thought you hated Star Wars.”

“I’m not the biggest fan, true, but it’s your happy thing so I’ll suffer through it.”

Peter couldn’t help the smile that tugged at his lips, “What did I do to deserve a friend like you?”

(Y/N) was thankful that she had ventured into her closet for a change of clothes because she watched her smile shrink in the mirror that hung on her wall. Fucking Peter Parker with his stupid fucking smile and his goddamn charm, not mention he could best her in chemistry and that could be said for few people and his stupid life that awaited him outside her bedroom walls. Deep down, (Y/N) knew she didn’t loathe the humorous Ned Leeds and elusive MJ that often came up in conversation, she was jealous because they got the lunch table conversations, late night study sessions and the mountainous Lego-building hangouts. Normal, teenage hangouts.

All she got were the brief times where he stayed in the Tower. There had been talk of him permanently living with the rest of the team, offers even, but (Y/N) knew Peter wouldn’t accept them, not now at least. He was much too protective to leave his friends and Aunt May back in Queens to come live Upstate.

(Y/N) shrugged returning to her room, now downed an old pair of running shorts and one of Peter’s long sleeves.

“Is that my shirt?”

The (Y/C/H) felt a blush crept up her neck and cheeks as she looked down at the long sleeve. The words, I make science puns but only periodically, were printed across the front. “So, what if it is? I’ve been meaning to start a collection of my own.”

“I’m all for it but why that one? I’ve got much better ones at home.”

“Well, maybe because all the other ones Argon.”

Peter laughed, “Okay, if I promise to bring over more shirts will you stop reciting science puns? I had an awful Chem test that you just reminded me of.”

Another shrug was his response. He began unfolding the blankets as (Y/N) walked over with her laptop. The pair grabbed their respective blankets as the movie began, (Y/N) had brought her knees to chest and had wrapped her arms around them. Her (Y/C/H) hair was twisted into a tangled looking knot on top of her head, though there were strands that had fallen from it and curled around her face.

In that moment, Peter discovered another word to describe his friend.


Not cute, or pretty. No, those words hardly did any justice. (Y/N) was downright beautiful. And it scared him, she was so darn beautiful how could he even begin to compete with that? When her tongue swiped over her lips, probably providing a much needed moisture, Peter found his mouth incredibly dry.

“What’s your favorite movie?” He found himself asking.

Her reply was instant, “Mulan.”

“Let’s watch it.”

“Now?” He nodded. “What about Star Wars? I know it’s your happy thing.”

“I’ve watched it enough to recite the script back to you besides every time I’m over here it seems like it’s all about me.”

“Usually you come back right after a mission so my calculus can hardly compare to a web-slinging Spider Man, now can it?”

It shouldn’t have to, Peter found himself thinking. “Well, I mean—”

“Okay, Parker, you don’t have to brag.” (Y/N) chuckled, tossing a pillow at him.

“Seriously, let’s watch it.” Peter prompted, throwing the pillow back.

(Y/N) fumbled with the hem of the shirt, a smile pulled the corners of her mouth up. Was this what it was like? Having a normal teenage hangout? (Y/N) wouldn’t know all her time was spent in either the lab, helping out with calculations, in her room working on her own coursework or the fleeting time she had alone with Iron Man himself.

Peter sighed as his phone buzzed. “It’s May. She’s wondering where I am.”

“Why? It’s only,” (Y/N) glanced at the clock on the wall. “One thirty in the morning. Okay, that makes sense. I should probably let you go then, it’s what? A forty minute train ride back to Queens?”

“Twenty by webs but yeah, I should go. I’m on a tight schedule with this whole patrolling thing.” Peter said, pushing off the couch. He quickly folded the two blankets before handing them to (Y/N). She took them and walked back to her closet where she tossed them on an empty shelf.

“So I’ll see you then?” She said, nervously tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.



Peter felt the blush on his cheeks and reached back to scratch his neck, his own skittish tick. “You’ll see me soon is what I meant.”

“Oh, you’re going to make a pit-stop Upstate then?”

“I’m going to have to if we’re going to watch Mulan.”

(Y/N) opened her mouth, her intention was refute his statement with yet another sarcastic comment but all that came out was, “I’ll see you, Parker.”

He wanted to hug (Y/N) then but he refrained from doing so because she had to think it would be weird, their friendship hadn’t reached that casual-hug-stage yet. The last thing Peter wanted was for him to hug (Y/N) and her freak out. Instead, he poured all the emotion that would’ve been in that hug into a smile and he hoped it didn’t look like he was grimacing and then climbed out the window.

(Y/N) waited several moments, making sure he had webbed away, before throwing both her fists up in the air and dancing around her room. “Miss. Stark, are you okay?” Vision called, floating into her room, effectively sharing the shit out of her.

“God, Vision! What have I said about doing that? And yes, I’m fine, why wouldn’t I be?” (Y/N) shrieked, nearly falling off her bed—which she had begun jumping on.

“I sensed your accelerated heart rate and assumed something was wrong.”

“I’m okay, Vision. Great, actually.”

“This wouldn’t have anything to do with Mr. Parker, would it?”

Are you okay? (Peter Parker x Reader) (Part I)

summary: while walking home alone one night, you find you’re being followed by a group of men. a certain masked hero swoops in to save the day before it’s too late.

warnings: uhhh there’s some harassment and a lil bit of a scary situation at the beginning but aside from that none

words: 1.9k

pairings: peter parker x reader

a/n: so many people encouraged me to post this so thank u so much <3 the reader is female in this just because of the plot and stuff so im sorry to all of my non-female readers :( if y’all like this i’ll definitely write some more and try to make them gender neutral. this is my first time posting my stuff on here so i hope it’s good :^)

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