I'm actually really pissed.
Yesterday someone makes some jabs about my height.
And I don’t really care about my height. This is how tall I am. I can’t fucking change it and I don’t really care to.
It doesn’t affect anything except maybe that I have less expensive clothes and can be carried out from emergency situations while your giraffe ass gets left behind.
But it did piss me off because it came out of fucking nowhere?
And what the fuck anyway, like, I’m just trying to play a game here and suddenly someone’s calling me a midget for no reason, like, that’s the angle of insult he thought he would go for?
Like he’s trying to be funny and playfully insulting.
He’s trying to be animentality-levels of dickishly amusing.
But animentalitys written conduct is different than his verbal conduct.
And just out of the blue warbling about how I’m short and how apparently hilarious the fact is?
It’s just being a dick at that point.
Making fun of my gaming skills, whatever, but I can’t change my height.
I wouldn’t even if I could.
It’s a dumb thing to be irritated by, but a lot of my gaming friends have been getting on my nerves.
You know why?
Because no one understands that I like a good insult here and there and some friendly teasing.
But just insulting my physical appearance isn’t amusing, not to me.
And it’s also not particularly clever either. People say my height explains my anger, oh haha, aren’t you original, but fine. People say it must be hard to hear them from down there, oh hardy har har, never heard that before, but fine.
But just saying I’m shorter than “(insert item here)” and how crazy that is, I mean, do you write for family guy?