i like showing off my stuff

anonymous asked:

I feel like I'm between a rock and hard place. Harry's my fave and I wanna be excited, I really do, but damn, even I'm fed up. This doesn't look good on him and his team. I'm not impressed at all and I'm seriously contemplating not buying his stuff when it comes out unless things change drastically. It's just how I roll because it's the only way I can show my dissatisfaction. And those who say it's creating buzz? Screw that. It's making me feel agitated. I'm not buzzing, I'm getting turned off.

you know what they say even bad publicity is good publicity, so yeah there’s a buzz. Can they shove that buzz up their asses, indeed they can.

anonymous asked:

im really trying not to be mean.... it's just true lol. pale skin means everything cute (peaches, sakura blossoms, kawaii stuff like that) and dark skin just isn't. it's not racist if it's true, i just don't want to be mean loool xD =^-^= gomen

i can’t tell if you’re being serious anymore. you sure you ain’t trolling cause this sounds so unreal right now…………

i honest to god want you out my inbox unless you’re gonna show your pasty ass off anon

When you get this, respond with five things that make you happy. Then ask this question to the last ten people in your notifications. Hope you have a great day filled with things that make you happy :)  

I was tagged by @wellimhavinga3outof10day & @iloveyouolllie  …thanks, lovelies! <3

  1. I know this is such a clichéd answer, but having a day off to just…do nothing all day except lounge around in my PJs, binge-watch a really good TV show, and stuff my face with junk food. It’s just…the best.
  2. My family makes me happy…specifically my nephew! Man, I can hang out with that kid all day. He’s so smart and funny and…I just love ‘im! He keeps me young! lol (honorable mention: my cats, because they’re family, too! lol)
  3. Blasting some good music in the car while driving, and singing on the top of my lungs like a foo’!
  4. When people message me about fics I’ve written to gush about them (shout out to @ivegotitbad for making my night tonight! You da best! <3)
  5. This may sound cheesy…but just being nice to people makes me happy. My job is super stressful a lot of the time, but I always keep a smile on my face, and I love when people leave happy, and I love knowing I made someone’s day/night a little bit better! 

I’m supposed to tag people in my notifications, but I’ma taggg: @theratwins @ivegotitbad @mickeyismyconstant @thevioletjones @mckmlkvch & anyone else who wants to do it! :)

but i keep putting happy off. i promise myself once i’m done with school. once i’ve got a job i love. once i find the person i spend my life with. once i get a dog. not now. even the small stuff. the special soap i used is for only special occasions. i’m saving my favorite food for a better moment. i can’t listen to that now, i have to focus. i can’t care about that now, i have to wait for it. i can’t read that book or try that makeup tutorial or get involved in that show. i put it off. like happy is this moving goal post and i’m just always running.

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

Sometimes I think about how much Rhett and Link have changed and grown in their relationship over the past few years, like this is IRL character development and it’s like reading the best kind of slow-burn except it’s all actually happening.

I mean, they went from literally recoiling from each others’ touch and refusing to even give each other compliments, to putting on costumes like this

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and giving interviews where they say stuff like this

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and coming up with show ideas that literally force them into each others’ personal space in increasingly intimate ways

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not to mention taking every

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possible

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opportunity

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for physical contact

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that the wheel endings will allow

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(need I remind you that not a single one of the wheel endings above required physical contact in ANY WAY? They took it there all on their own.)

It’s so beautiful, even with all shipping and tinhatting aside, that their friendship has reached a point where they no longer have to cry NO HOMO every time they accidentally brush their arms together, because they’re comfortable with their relationship and how they feel about each other. Male friendships are normal, and can be affectionate and loving and even physically demonstrative. It’s been wonderful watching them embrace that.

I have so many emotions about this. I am a broken shell of a person because of these two ridiculous manchildren. If they stay the course, I will surely perish before the year is out.

Family drama


Summary (i lost the request)
: The reader is Veronica’s sister who went to private school for a while.  When her father is sent to prison she returns to her sister and mother, however family drama leaves Veronica wanting revenge, and she’s determined to squash your chances at a new life in Riverdale.

A/N: This was a HUGE request, and trying to fit it into a reasonably sized imagine was a struggle.  Like it’s the plot to a whole fanfic, that I just don’t have the time for right now.  I think I’m okay with how it turned out, and if you all want a part two, there’s definitely material for one.

See my other stuff here

Word count: 904 words

Warnings: None

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“I like to start off my tours with a little bit of history…” Betty started introducing the school to you, but was quickly interrupted.

“She doesn’t need to know any of this,” Veronica snapped.  “Just show her her period one class and then we’ll go.”

“Ronnie,” you sighed, tugging on your backpack strap.  

“No!  I don’t allow traitors in my squad.” She tugged on the hem of her skirt.  “Betty, I’m sure she’ll find her own way.”

Betty sent you sorry eyes before letting Veronica pull her away.  

“I can do this,” you murmured to yourself, walking off in the other direction.

Were you used to not having your sister around?  No.  Had you managed on your own before?  Yes.  

However, Riverdale high was much bigger than your own school, and within just a few moments you were hopelessly lost.  

“Need some help?” You turned around to find a boy much taller than you leaning against some lockers.  “I’m Reggie.  You the new lodge?” His eyes moving over your figure, you nodded hesitantly.  “It shows.”

“Excuse you,” you huffed.  “Don’t be disgusting.  It’ll never work in your favor.”

“Don’t be snappy,” he took a few steps in your direction, arms crossed over his chest.  “It’ll never work in your favor.”

“Piss off, Reggie.” You looked over your shoulder to see another boy your age.  “You can get to know each other another time.”

“Whatever freak,” Reggie dismissed him, turning on his heel.

You smiled warmly, looking to the mystery boy.  “Thank you…”

“Jughead.  Jones, the third.” You laughed at the pacing of his introduction.  “You’re giving off this lost puppy vibe, and while I’m no tour guide, it’s unlike me to leave someone stranded.”

And so it was just like that, you had your first friend.  

You and Jughead were a good match for one another.  Both wonderfully pessimistic, dramatic, and sarcastic, you two made fast friends.  

It was a month or so after you started going to Riverdale high when you made something more.  As much as you both would like to say it was something unique, some strange scenario that resulted in you two together, but in all honesty, it was the usual fade from sitting on opposite sides of a booth at Pop’s, to cuddling on the same side.

“I still don’t understand, why is she so mad at you?” Jughead had asked one night, turning away from his laptop screen to catch your microexpressions.  You bit down on your bottom lip, eyes flitting to the table and then back up to your boyfriend.  

“I knew about our dad… before he… you know.  I didn’t tell anyone.” His eyes seemed to frown, blue pools reflecting the sadness you knew was in your own.  “But I mean, how could I?  Veronica is close with Mom, and so was I, but I was always Daddy’s little girl.  I think part of me didn’t want to think any of it was true.  That he couldn’t do such a thing… I was wrong.  And he dragged me down with him.  He told my mom, and then my mom told Veronica.   Veronica thinks I’m a traitor now or something dramatic because I didn’t tell her.  I lost a best friend, and I kinda deserved it.”

Jughead sighed, “You didn’t deserve that.  I don’t want to say she would’ve done the same thing, because honestly I don’t know.  But I probably would’ve done the same thing.”

“Thanks, Juggy.”  You rested your head against his shoulder, his lips coming down on your forehead.  

That was probably one of the better days, however soon it was obvious the plan that Veronica had been enacting this whole time.  

With Betty enlisting Jughead into the Blue and Gold, he was spending more and more time with Betty, and less and less time with you.   

“Juggy, I miss you,” you sighed, looking at him across the table in your regular booth.  “I don’t want to be one of those clingy people.  If you’re trying to distance yourself… because this isn’t working.  Then just end it.  I’ve been on the other side of relationships like this, and you don’t deserve that.”

Jughead barely looked up from his laptop screen which you knew had an article for the Blue and Gold on it.  “Yeah, yeah.  I agree.” You knew his words were just a product of him not listening, that he was giving a general response to fit into most conversations, but even that was enough for you.

You wrung your hands in front of you, shaking your head.  “I’ll do you a favor.  We’re done.”

“Wait what?” You turned before he could see your face, ignoring him.  On your way out, you caught Veronica in a booth just down the way.  You decided you’d confront your once best friend, the only thing you knew how to do well.  

“Veronica,” you greeted sharply, sitting beside Archie, opposite Veronica.  “I know you and I have issues, but I want you to know that either way, I’d be breaking someone’s heart.  I’m sorry I chose wrongly, and I hope one day you can stop trying your hardest to leave me alone, to leave me miserable.  You’re my sister, my best friend.  That will never change.” Her face was that of someone who was completely caught off guard.  You nodded a goodbye to her friends, shaking your head at Jughead, and leaving Pop’s once and for all.  

I really hope that in future seasons of RvB, Grif will get the chance to really show off his driving skills. There have been some great moments, like in season 6 when he caused the enemies to run off a cliff, and, my god, when he drove into Wash and somehow managed not to get shot in the process. Oh, and his overall ability to drive/fly anything. Not to mention how it seems like Grif kills more enemies by running them over than shooting them.

But it would be so great to have a long-drawn, intense, keeping us on the edge of our seat, car-chase where he can really shine. Put in some explosions, a gun-fight happening on the same time, narrowly keeping the car on the road – all while going at the highest speed possible.
It would just be so awesome to have Grif getting everyone out of a crazy mess, and when he can finally halt the jeep, he’ll be exclaiming: “Holy crap! Did I just do that?”
And Simmons would be leaning over the edge of the car, throwing off his helmet to vomit (off-screen of course, to since they can’t be seen without helmets), groaning: “You ran a red light!”

What is life? I got an autograph from Taya “Echo” and she was so sweet. She said she wanted to visit Austin and loved my thank you card.

I waited in line for Bob and I loved how he took his time with everywhere. I was so nervous and got a label stuck on my poster. I got it off and then dropped stuff because I was so nervous. It was embarrassing. Finally, it was my turn. I gave him the card and he was thankful. I gave him my Bellarke Poster and he said, “We got another believer.” He laughed and then showed it to Eliza. Eliza smiled and laughed. She was nice though. Bob signed it and I said, “I like the leadership dynamic.” He smiled and I thanked him for speaking up about mental health. I told him about struggling with depression and he was so sweet. He said, “I don’t understand the stigma. In Australia, it’s an open topic. I came to the states and wanted to do the fundraiser for Beyond Blue. My managers said, "Are you sure you want to be attached to something like that?” Bob said, “Why not? There’s nothing wrong with it!” I was so excited and encouraged. I asked him about the Pike dynamic and he said, “He won in a landslide. Bellamy has to deal with the fallout of his actions.” I replied, “I love how he’s there for his friends.” I thanked him again for coming and said lots of people support him. I asked for a hug and he said, “Yeah.” It was such a great hug. What is life?! How do I recover?! @ginalou16 @bellamyblakesprotectionsquad2k17 @forgivenessishardforus @ravensluna

The Dress
  • TV Show/Movie/Anime:Criminal Minds
  • Pairing: Spencer Reid X Reader
  • Word count: 504
  • Genre: Suggestive Smut
  • A/N: I was on and off of this for various reasons that I don’t care to explain, so just stick on me with this: I’m sorry if it isn’t as good as my other ones. The idea/prompt has been floating around in my head since a couple of Headcannons that I read and I’ve been wanted to try writing stuff like them! So if you could give me some feedback, that’ would be great! I hope you enjoyed reading in advance!~Jackie

God. He knows he shouldn’t have been staring. He’d be stupid to even be considered not to know. Spencer’s eyes couldn’t leave you though. The way your ass moved against the tight red dress as you strut yourself in front of him towards the center of the gold reflecting ballroom was -simply put- more addicting than all of the drugs he’d ever put into his body combined.

But the two of you were on a mission -per say, you two were assigned to try and hunt down the unsub at the gathering, seeing as though he kidnaps attractive women and makes them into sex slaves, you just so happened to fit that description.

No matter how many times Spencer implored Hotch to cave and give the role to somebody else -anybody else, Aaron refused to give in but did let Spencer accompany you- to be even a little fair.

But as he stood there, biting his lip and pulling you closer to him, Spencer had skipped the usual gratefulness and went straight to having all the access blood bolt to his groin.

He asked you not to where that thing, or else he’d get all riled up. The thrust it gave your bosom and the accent it blessed your curves just made his eyes turn shades darker and so did his thoughts, which you were so wanting to go through each and every one of them. However, you disobeyed and wore it anyway. Why wasn’t anyone on his side this week!

The more Spencer dwelled and rolled around in the image that he unintentionally burned into his head, the less he cared to find the unsub and more to focus on other things. So, the swell of the need to sigh when he heard Penelope’s familiarly peppy voice recite the words, “He’s been located, JJ and Rossi have him!” and the clap at the end wasn’t surprising at all.

He gripped your wrist and wrapped his long arm around your waist, tenaciously pulling you into the short hallway with the circle cushions and against the closest will that Spencer could find before latching his lips immediately to the dip of your soft neck.

Spencer smirked against your skin when the sight of you biting your lip in euphoria met his eyes.

“Spencer, we’re in public.” He felt your fingers weave through his ever-changing brown tresses.

His mouth trailed down from your neck to right where the dress concealed everything that he wanted to desperately see. One of Spencer’s hands ran up your thighs and underneath your dress, easily surpassing the useless panties and dragged the tips of his fingers over your folds, collecting the wetness that dripped onto the thin strip of material.

Meanwhile, the other hand had went to the front of the dress and you opened your previously closed eyes after hearing a loud rip sound through your ears.

“Spen-” You cut yourself off when he entered his longest digit into your soaking cavern.

“Daddy told you not to wear that dress.”

roommates

“Does it seem like Yurio is spending an awful amount of time with Otabek?” Yuuri asked Viktor.

Instead of dorms, the three of them were staying in an apartment owned by Lilia’s stepson near the rink and Yakov’s apartment. Viktor said since they’d be traveling so much this season he didn’t want to sign a lease and the majority of his furniture remained in storage. Otabek was staying at an extended stay hotel with his coach yet seemed to have become their fourth roommate. Well, sixth if you counted Makkachin and that ugly grey cat that kept leaving birds in Yuuri’s slippers.

“They’re friends,” Viktor shrugged it off.

He was always flippant about stuff like that.

“Here give me the remote, I want to watch my show—“ Yuri said, leaning across Otabek to grab the remote.

“That reality crap is bad for you, here watch the news you’ll learn something,” Otabek said, holding the remote out of reach.

“Give it!” Yuri said, climbing over him.

Otabek switched hands, keeping it above Yuri’s head. He leapt on top of him and wrestled him over the remote. Holding a cup of tea, Yuuri looked from the sight of flailing limbs back to Viktor with raised brows.

“Oh, I think I see it now,” Viktor said, walking over to the couch and sitting down between Yuri and Otabek, taking the remote and switching it over to soccer. “I like the shorts they wear in soccer, much more free flowing.”

“Ugh,” Yuri said crossing his arms over his chest.

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this was getting saved for super lesbian animal rpg’s first trailer (which i hope to finish before christmas), BUT the trailer is going to have so much new stuff that it can’t hurt to show off one little thing ahead of time

so this is one of the enemies from the original game, the malcontent mummy! she might actually be the recurring enemy i was most proud of back in 2013. but she, like everything else, is getting a fresh coat of paint for the new version. and i’m very, very proud to see how my art’s improved in the last three years

Seeing that pin up picture with a girl, that had the focus on her legs and some dude actually sitting in the plane I couldn’t help myself. 
I know it’s not very Barry like but imagining him showing up there for a second and do this just to mess with Hal, who is getting ready for take off is still funny in my head. But I actually think that Hal loves his legs haha

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Hhhhhh hh. Ok. I’m alive! I swear it!!! Sorry I’ve been gone for a few months I’m back and I’m gonna try to stay back for a while. I hope ah.
Ok so to start off I’ve been off getting stuff up and done for a convention to sell at. That passed in Aug. And now I have these posters I did for a convention coming in 5 days to show ya that I jave on my phone Hhh. If anyone wants to touch base and see I’m not dead or if I owe anyone anything feel free to msg me yo!

Did I mention I liked fnaf? I forgot that in the intro when I started this blog ah.

Enjoying the show?  ~Smutty September~

Prompt:Can you please do a teen wolf threesome with stiles and Derek? Make it really rough, so like stiles and Derek are really forceful and physical…

Pairing: Derek x Reader x Stiles

Word Count: 1.2k

Warning: DP, oral, just a lot of smutty stuff.

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You act different with me to everyone else.
You blush
You smile
You’re nervous
You bite your lip
And you kinda show off
But I love that about you
It’s sweet and it’s cute and makes me at ease
Because at least now i know you’re into me just like I’m into you.

Buddy you have an iphone

Back at my old job ((at a mom and pop bakery)), this middle aged couple came in to buy a few pastries. Since it was the middle of the week, we were slow as hell so my coworker and I both helped them ((mostly bc we had nothing else to do)).
After they paid, they asked for directions to some random address that was apparently “just of Main Street.” The kicker, she read the address off her iPhone.
Now, a lot of people ask us for directions to places like the bank or the mall - both of which are just down the road. But some randomass house?? In a town I don’t live in?? ((my coworker doesn’t drive so she doesn’t really know where a lot of stuff is))
So, since the store was dead and the owner wasn’t around, I pulled out my phone and plugged the address into Google Maps. I then showed the couple the directions I got. They then asked me to show them how to work Google Maps.
These people were in their 40s.
Like they were nice about it and all but my coworker and I were baffles by it for the rest of the day.

Will thought my Adventure Zone T-shirt was a knock-off Adventure Time shirt, and so he was very gently trying to explain to me that I’d bought a horrible bootleg. He was like, “Uhh, so I know that a lot of people wear pop culture stuff just as, like, a fashion thing, and I respect that 100%, but uhh… The show’s called Adventure TIME, and–”

Thanks, buddy. Always looking out for me.

anonymous asked:

So I want to get started animating using photoshop, and I was wondering, where's the best place to start? Like any tutorials, or info pages, etc? Note that I have messed around with it a bit already, but I still get confused how everything works ^^'

I actually… don’t have any go to’s. I usually just google a bit and check some tutorials, chances are on the technical side, if you legit just google what you’re trying to get done it’ll show up. There’s not really an issue of technical terms.

I can however point to some of my own posts because I do have a record of them:

and also the catch all for art asks tag

I’d suggest you start small and instead find parts of your compositions to animate as you go. Like I started off animating super simple stuff-sometimes my work is still simple, but you kinda build up what you’re able to animate.

google is your friend tbh. I’d honestly suggest just having a tab open for it. If you find a good animation, save it and observe it for reference’s sake, too.  good luck!!

Happy Valentines Day!  ♡ ♡ ♡ (gave up on shading all the other stuff dfsdfh)