i like problems

What really gets to me is how we normalize cheating by treating having ‘side chicks/dicks’ as simply and saying you have 2 phones.

It is cheating. Plain and simple.

There’s nothing comedic about it as all the instagram comedians make their 'comedy’ skits and memes about.

Being cheated on hurts.

And people actually think its okay?

It hurts to be cheated on.

And its not okay.

Its not okay for the hearts that get broken

There’s no excuse for cheating. Just break up. If you need to be with another person then you clearly don’t love the other enough. Just end it. You don’t deserve them. They deserve better. Dont hide messages and sneak around. It hurts. Just end it.

Fight me on this, I dare you

- currently sobbing my fucking lungs out after a bad break up with someone disloyal who I loved SO FUCKING MUCH. It hurts. Dont do it.

if you recently left the controlling religious atmosphere you were raised in and are struggling to forge a new moral code of you own separate from the the harsh and arbitrary standards of that atmosphere and are constantly worried about whether or not you’re being a good person because you don’t have an external authority to judge you and tell you

clap your hands

every   time   i   hear   Arya   speak   at   Winterfell   in   S7   i   just   wanna’   cry   or   cringe   because   THAT   IS   NOT   ARYA   STARK   ??      honestly   i’d   be   down   for   the   waif   theory   if   her   Nymeria   reunion   hadn’t   held   so   much   emotion   but   i   just   JFC   the   way   she   carries   herself   &   her   judgemental   tone ,      IT’S   NOT   ARYA   STARK .

shout out to whomever designed Dr Facilier from “Princess and the Frog” (2009) because the fucker combines all the traits of my Trash Favourite Character™:

  • tall
  • skinny/lanky/skeletal/spidery
  • evil/morally ambiguous
  • creepy
  • plays with dead things (technically voodoo)
  • has a musical number (AND A FUCKING GREAT ONE)
  • has a cane
  • wears black
  • BONUS POINTS for black/purple combo because purple is my fave colour
  • top hat
  • ambitious more than the whole Slytherin house combined
  • seriously tho they’d walk on thousands of corpses to get what they want (dude wanted to sell the souls of everyone in Louisiana for power.)
  • wears a suit (idk how his outfit works but I think that’s a suit.)
  • evil but kinda cute minions (voodoo dolls, shadow creatures and his own goddamn shadow)
  • shadowy (this covers both being somewhat ominous AND literally having shadow manipulation powers or something like that)
  • dude literally has a sentient shadow which automatically makes him both awesome and a fucking nerd
  • definitely not heterosexual I mean have you LOOKED at them? (probably queer coding but heck it’s great.)
  • sassy af

I mean look at these fuckers

Originally posted by orchid-bud

Precious shadowy evil nerds. Thanks, Disney.

Another highlight of my life
  • Rob: *sips on chocolate milk* Man, I just want to sit here and drink chocolate milk.
  • Me: Like, always?
  • Rob: Yeah.
  • Me:
  • Me: *sighs* Same.

Cheers to my bf for the idea.

OK I HAVE A PROBLEM

LITERALLY THE WHOLE OF LAST SEASON, LANCE WAS LITERALLY THERE FOR KEITH PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS WHEN HE NEEDED HIM

LIKE IN THE FIRST EPISODE, HE DIDN’T EVEN HESITATE TO HELP KEITH WHEN HE WAS FEELING CONFLICTED ABOUT SHIRO BEING GONE

AND KEITH NOT WANTING TO PILOT THE BLACK LION OR BE LEADER? THAT COULD HAVE GREATLY AFFECTED VOLTRON BEING FORMED AND THEM BEING ABLE TO PROPERLY DEFEND THE GALAXY AS WELL, BUT LANCE STILL DIDN’T EVEN HESITATE TO HELP HIM OUT WITH THAT EITHER NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT AFFECTED HIM TOO

BUT NAH KEITH DOES ONE THING THAT MIGHT AFFECT VOLTRON THIS SEASON AND LANCE IS JUST

LIKE Y’ALL ARE REALLY GOING TO DO HIS CHARACTER LIKE THAT, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU LET PIDGE JUST YEET OUT OF THE CASTLE LIKE FIVE SECONDS LATER TO FIND HER BROTHER WITHOUT EVEN A SECOND THOUGHT IN THE NEXT EPISODE?

IM JUST REALLY TRYING TO UNDERSTAND

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Isabelle but as different Animal Villager types!
I like to draw Isabelle whenever I feel down _(:3 」∠)_
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The educational system personally came into my house and peed in my cereal

i have a few food aversions. when i tell people this, at first they’re horrified. ice cream? you can’t eat ice cream? oh i had a terrible stomach bug, once, and it was involved. oh, you poor thing. 

first time i tried tequlia i thought it was like vodka and did nine shots in an hour and ended up in the hospital. five years later i can finally drink it again but i no longer can do shots in any situation. same, buddy, happens to the best of us.

can’t eat nutella. i thought you liked it? used to love it before i was allergic and now it gives me itches. sorry about that, i feel for you.

milk? always. what about milk and cookies, i’ve seen you eat that. sometimes, if i’m careful, and other things are in my stomach, my allergy to lactose is okay. sometimes i can have quite a lot in one day. sometimes none at all. makes sense, okay.

i can’t look at bare razors. specifically, x-acto blades. if they’re in a holder they’re okay. but if they’re out and by themselves my brain starts to shout things. when people tell me to lose weight, sirens start sounding. 

but you can’t tell people that. “triggered” is a joke now. what, are you triggered by a dropped plate?

i don’t like to eat meat if i don’t know where it came from. oh, that’s fine, then. i don’t like to listen to certain songs because they remind me of when bad things were happening. i don’t get it, though. it’s over and done with.