i like patrick best because yes

Straight White Boy Problem #970

Girls: *talking to their girl circle about everything* omg so michael told me that he doesn’t like Anna because she’s too crazy AND I’m like WTFF Anna is so sweet and smart and yes she does like vodka but Anna is the best! She bought me Lulu Lemon yoga pants for my birthday and she is ALWAYS at Girl’s Night when we go to the Cheesecake Factory!! Also I don’t think I’m really into Patrick that much anymore……

Bros: *talking to their bros* Anna is a psycho crazy bitch not going to fuck with her lol did you see this vape trick on youtube? sick man. Pass me the bag of cheetos


Stumped Love (Patrick Stump - Fall Out Boy)

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You’d been working late at the diner to earn yourself some extra money for when you went on tour with you best friends Fall Out Boy over summer. However tonight after the tenth night of working till 11 you decided to head home early and surprise your boyfriend of two years y/bf/n.

You didn’t bother to message him because that would ruin the surprise. The look on his face would be priceless when you walked through the door, you couldn’t have been happier with him and everything was going smoothly for the two of you. Hell you’d both even talked about getting engaged one day soon.

Patrick, Pete, Andy and Joe weren’t your boyfriends biggest fans. They’d known him in high school and thought he was arrogant and cocky, but they bit their tongues around him because he made you happy. You understood their concern since they were really your only friends in high school and were all older than you so acted like four big brothers.

When you pulled into the drive of the house you shared you noticed a red Mini parked outside, neither you or your boyfriend owned that car and you didn’t know anyone with one. Ignoring the nagging feeling in the back of your head that something bad was about to happen you swing open the front door and your face drops.

On the sofa is your ‘boyfriend’ facefucking the receptionist from the gym down the road you both attended. You pick up the glass key bowl by the front door and smash it on the wooden floor grabbing both of their attentions. Your boyfriend swears and pulls his cock out of the bimbos mouth while she tries to wipe away any evidence of their sexual crime.

‘Babe I can explain…err you were working late and never had the time to satisfy me…’

You scoff at his lame excuse.

So you fuck the first thing you see with tits and legs? two years we’ve ben together and now you cheat on me…how long has this been going on?’

You were trying to keep your cool but slowly your anger was building up. Your boyfriend scratched the back of his head while using your favourite cushion to cover his junk.

‘Since you started working late.’

Ten days he’d been cheating on you, if you hadn’t come home early tonight you never would have caught him. Then something comes to your mind.

‘What were you going to do while I was away on tour all summer with my friends? fuck the barista from Starbucks who eye fucks you every time we order.’

‘Okay yes I was going to fuck other girls…while my girlfriend is on tour with four guys sharing a bus all summer…I’m surprised you haven’t cheated on me with any of them, I know Patrick wants to screw you.’

Patrick didn’t like you like that, he was the one you were closest with but that was because the other three had girlfriends and you felt sorry for Patrick. 

‘I never once fucked any of the guys, they’re my best friends and three of them have girlfriends y/bf/n. You know what we’re done, I’ve had enough of your shit. These last two years I’ve been nothing but faithful and this is how you pay me back. I want you out of this house by the time I come back tomorrow. Goodbye.’

You turned on your heels and stormed out of the front door slamming it shut behind you. You didn’t want to cry over that son of a bitch but the minute you got back in your car the tears started flowing and you just wanted to forget everything.


The guys had just left do some final prep before we set off on tour at the end of the week. I was over the moon when y/n said she’d join us as were the others, we all loved her and hated that she couldn’t see that y/bf/n was bad for her. We all kept to ourselves but Pete suggested that she could do better, Joe then bought up the fact that I’d had a crush on her since the first week of high school.

Andy told Pete and and Joe to stop making fun of me, I was shyer back then and didn’t have the courage to ask her out. But when I finally found my voice she was off with some jerk who rubbed it in my face whenever he got the opportunity that he got the girl.

I was about to head up to bed when someone pounded on my front door startling me. I assumed one of the guys had left something, my money was on Pete forgetting his phone.

However when I opened the door I was met by a crying y/n on my doorstep, she was shivering and her eyes were red and puffy. I’d never seen her this down before, she was always full of life but now she looked broken.

‘He cheated on me Patrick, the last ten days he’s been sleeping around. So I left him. I came here because I had nowhere else to go.’

The blood boiled in my veins when she mentioned her boyfriend cheating on her, I wanted to give him a piece of my mind for losing the best girlfriend anyone could ask for. But for now I needed to get y/n inside and comfort her.

‘Come inside, you’re always welcome here y/n.’

She smiled weakly at me and shuffled inside, I closed the door behind her and led her back into the lounge. She sat down on the sofa and I sat down next to her, she sniffled and I instinctively pulled her into a hug.

‘Don’t cry over him y/n. He never deserved someone as kind and beautiful as you.’

‘If I was beautiful he wouldn’t have slept with bimbos.’

I chewed my lip, this was my opportunity to tell y/n how I truly felt about her.

‘You always did give the best hugs Patrick, I never want to leave your arms.’

I chuckled and kissed the top of her head.

‘I know someone who does deserve you y/n, but he was scared of rejection in high school. Then when he got the courage he found out you were dating someone else so he kept quiet.’

y/n sniffled and lifted her head from my shoulder.

‘Who? No one liked me in high school.’

I sighed, it was now or never.

‘It was me y/n, I loved you in high school but didn’t know how to tell you. I didn’t think I deserved someone like you. The guys all know and make fun of me for never making you mine.’

A smile crept onto y/n’s lips.

‘Why didn’t you say anything Patrick? You silly cardigan and fedora wearing boy who whispered me answers in Maths and Science when I was confused. I liked you but I didn’t think you were interested in someone like me.’

So y/n felt the same, that was a weight off my shoulder. It meant I could do this and she wouldn’t pull away.

‘I’m going to kiss you now y/n.’

She giggled and closed the space between us, her giggle was adorable even though she hated how she sounded.

‘Then kiss me Patrick.’

I leant down and brushed my lips against hers, y/n took the lead and parted her lips for me. I was finally kissing the girl I’d been in love with since high school, and she was kissing me back. This summer was going to be the best one yet.

anonymous asked:

How do I join the hockey fandom where do I start

Now THIS is the kind of ask I like to receive. I WILL HELP YOU NONNIE AND I WILL ENJOY IT. 

Step 1 - if you aren’t familiar with hockey, read this primer: Link

Step 2 - follow the OP of that primer, regardless of fandom or love of hockey, she is hilarious, case in point: Link

Step 3 - read some fic. (It’s off season, what else are you gonna do??) Here are some of my personal faves: Link But honestly just do an AO3 search by descending kudos and immerse yourself: Link

Step 4 (optional) - choose your non-fandom team. If you already have a hockey team that you love, you should continue to love them. Mine is the Flames. Sean Monahan is really boring and it delights me and others.

Step 5 - choose your fandom team. (Below a cut because I have no self-control with pictures)

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: PatrickStumpGifs and PeteWentzGifs affected by Zummer Heat:

As you may or may not know, I will be travelling out to attend this Sunday’s Boys of Zummer show in Auburn, WA. While I’m SUPER pumped about this, this will affect both of the gifblogs I manage in a few ways. Mostly because I am literally outside of my country. Got my train ticket, got my hotel room, the whole shebang. The following will affect August 1, August 2, and August 3, and all times mentioned are in PT:

The ask box for both blogs will be closed! I’m not bringing my laptop with me, so I’ll have no reasonable way to respond to questions with links.

I won’t be able to check for new gifs during this time! If you made a Pete/Patrick gif, or if you see someone else make a gif post (not a repost), save the permalink and let me know about it once I get back. The queues are loaded and will post for the duration that I’m away.

I know it’s a bit of a bummer, but I hope everyone understands that I’ve got a lot to balance when I’m travelling (ie: awareness of my surroundings in a new city) so I’d rather pause my activity than flub it with half concentration. Things should hopefully return to normal on the evening of August 3rd. I will announce when I’m back.

Now, some of you are going to be at this show. Of course I want you to say hi to me. “But wait, how will I recognize you?” You ask.

Auburn, follow the cut:

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anonymous asked:

Unpopular opinion: I don't like anything about Andy Hurley from Fall Out Boy. I feel like he has this "holier than thou" attitude, maybe because he's vegan straight-edge? I don't know. Something about him rubs me the wrong way.

…I’m gonna go easy on you anon.

The only possible explanation for that is probably because of interviews and stuff. Andy, along with Joe have almost always been put on the backburner, because people have always wanted to see more of Pete and Patrick.

Yes, Andy’s vegan. Yes, he’s edge. No, he does not have a “holier than thou” attitude. Think about this. He’s best friends with Joe, a meat eating, beer drinking smoker. Do you really think he’d associate himself with people like that if he thought that his lifestyle was somehow superior?

I adore Andy. He’s sweet, funny, well spoken and a fucking kick ass drummer.


I just met Fall Out Boy in the airport and I’m fReaking out they were so nice oh my god oh my god.

So I saw them on the plane while we were boarding and I wasn’t sure if it was actually them. And then I was sure. Like a lightning strike, I was SURE. So as I passed them I said “I don’t want to make it weird, but I love you” and Joe was like “thanks” and Patrick said “dude!” And I thought it would be left at that. Yes??? NO.

I get off the flight. Bypass my mother (who hasn’t stopped calling me a groupie/heckling me since) and basically run to see them but keep a distance because I’m too fucking star struck to move. Then my mom and I start whispering about a picture and their security basically mouths a no at me. And I’m like well, that’s fine. I put my phone away, try to get over the crushing disappointment, and do my best not to stare like a creep.


Pete Wentz (according to my mom) smiles in my direction. About a minute later their security says they’ll take a photo on their way out. I’m LOSING IT. Pete looks at me and asked “is that okay?” And I’m nodding like an idiot like yES THAT IS SO BEYOND OKAY.

Then we go in to get the picture. I’m shaking, stuttering. Pete asks me about if I’m coming home from college. I say yeah, and apologize for freaking out. A chorus of “hey you’re doing fine” erupts from all four of the lovely (SHORT. SO SHORT) men in the above photograph. And then it was over.

This was the best day ever. Thank you, Fall Out Boy for being so kind to a tiny weird kid on their way home for the holidays. I do not think I will ever or could ever forget this.