i like our texts

I keep wondering if anyone will be interested in this webcomic, when my friends and I eventually put it up sometime in the future. Like, I’m super excited to eventually do it and share it, but I wonder if people will like it as much as I do.

How to be a good KPOP fan

Step 1: learn how to RESPECT other fandoms and groups

Step 2: DO NOT INVADE IDOLS PRIVACY 

Step 3: REMEMBER they are humans too

so when are we gonna make that female production of newsies happen…

i can provide my complete lack of acting, singing, and dancing abilities 

headcanon: the evil queen watches over king henry in the wish realm. he is hell bent on vengeance against her, but she evades his traps and instead makes sure he is safe throughout his life. when his carriage nearly falls over a ravine, she saves it with magic. when a neighbouring kingdom challenges his leadership, henry finds the leaders suddenly compliant the next day. good fortune follows him around. the evil queen becomes his guardian angel, protecting him from afar. she can’t be his mother, but at least she’ll make sure he lives the best possible life.

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Harvey Dent on Gotham Tonight (TDK Special Features)

for @about-faces!

As Jeremy drifted out of sleep, the soft pattering of the rain outside welcomed him. He lifted his head, looking out the window at the dimly lit sky and falling drops that whispered good morning in his ear.

He turned to see that Michael had already gotten up. Sighing, he snuggled even more under the blankets, letting the heaviness and warmth surround him. It was comforting, in a way, though Michael’s arms would have been a lot better in that moment. He didn’t even wonder where he could have gone; he just closed his eyes again, for a brief moment, listening to the rain and longing for Michael’s touch.

Jeremy groaned and rustled around a bit, stretching his arms out and rubbing his eyes. Michael entered the room shortly afterward, though Jeremy couldn’t tell exactly how long it took. His sense of time was distorted and slowed. Regardless, he was overjoyed to see him.

“You doing alright?” Michael’s voice was raspy, like it always was early in the day. Jeremy could tell he had only recently woken up as well - he wore the weed socks he’d slept in and his glasses. He was always so tender and handsome in the morning - then again, when was he not? Michael approached the bed, holding a cup, and as he sat on the edge he handed it to Jeremy.

Jeremy, now sitting up, just took the cup and stared a moment. He forgot Michael’s question, he forgot even that the rain poured outside. He just stared blankly at the steam rising, feeling the heat on his hands. It was pleasing to the senses to say the least. He grinned and looked back up at Michael, who grinned right back. “So you’re-”

“Yeah.” Jeremy again looked at the cup, hesitantly lifting it to his mouth and taking a slow, cautious sip. Chamomile tea. Their favorite kind.

About to set the cup down, Jeremy let Michael take it from him and put it on the nightstand rather than the bed. “Lay back down,” Michael said, and Jeremy did so, gripping the blankets for dear life. Michael laid back down too, and he put his arm around Jeremy, landing a kiss on his cheek. It made Jeremy - no, both of them - blush. “Would you li- what would you like to eat?”

Jeremy couldn’t really form cohesive thoughts; he just stared at the wall for a moment, trying to summon words in response, but all he could muster was, “I…’m not sure.”

“I’ll get you something. You- we can eat here. In bed.” Michael pushed himself off the other side of the bed, handing the cup back to his boyfriend before he went off to the kitchen again. Jeremy waited, playing around with his feet, rubbing the side of the cup, before Michael returned minutes later with some light snacks. Granola bars, crackers, a bag of chips - perhaps not the healthiest breakfast, but it was better than nothing.

Michael hopped up onto the bed, dropping some food within range of Jeremy’s hands. He took the cup again. Jeremy turned to him as he laid down beside him, and they looked into each others’ eyes for a moment, a moment of calm, where they just saw each other and nothing else. Then, they thought, there was only the two of them. Nothing else. Them and maybe the junk food for breakfast, and the cup of tea, and the rain that pattered outside that gave them a feeling of release. Not a single other thing existed in this world.

Wrapping his arms around Jeremy, Michael buried his face in his neck. For each of them, the touch of the other felt safe, and warm, and more like home than anything ever before. The rough events of last night escaped their minds entirely, if only for a few minutes. But those few minutes were treasured by both of them - silence, except for the quiet rain, the occasional ruffling of a bag and sips of tea, with the touch of true love on both boys’ skin.

They could have spent an eternity here. Intertwined, free from trouble. Time passed, though, and Michael knew he had to get up to prepare for work eventually. He couldn’t skip for various reasons, but he wished with every fiber of his being that he could.

As Michael shifted away, he took one last moment to whisper in Jeremy’s ear.

“I love you.”

happy 3-month anniversary, my dear! @pluvae <3

Stop falling for low-key racist white boys 2k17

❝30 texts to send to my muse:❞ | Sentence Starter

Warning(s): Alcohol

  1. [ text ]: I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning.
  2. [ text ]: I’d ask why there’s pictures of Kayne West all over my bedroom floor but I don’t actually want an answer at this point.
  3. [ text ]: I can hear your life falling apart through the ceiling.  Shut up.
  4. [ text ]: I just googled ‘Rarest Pepe’ and I’m crying.
  5. [ text ]: I just brought the Spice Girls Greatest Hits.
  6. [ text ]: I’ve had nothing to do all day so I’ve been learning the lyrics to ‘Trap Queen’.
  7. [ text ]: Be proud of drunk me. I managed to only eat HALF of a large pizza this time.
  8. [ text ]: We all got really drunk and communally agreed Bucky Barnes was a ‘cute little button babe’.
  9. [ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis.
  10. [ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?
  11. [ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.
  12. [ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.
  13. [ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit.
  14. [ text ]: I want Lucky Charms.
  15. [ text ]: I’m not surprised he didn’t show up. He didn’t arrange it.
  16. [ text ]: I miss hugging you and smelling your hair (in a non-weird way!).
  17. [ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?
  18. [ text ]: I was in the middle of a check-up and the doctor quoted Jurrassic Park at me.
  19. [ text ]: I replaced your apple juice with whiskey six months ago.
  20. [ text ]: Why did you send me pictures of yourself dressed in all of my coats?
  21. [ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity.
  22. [ text ]: What a complete ball of Human-shaped trash.
  23. [ text ]: You need to stop shouting about Communism in public places.
  24. [ text ]: I was just legitimately asked if Human was a form of meat.
  25. [ text ]: The Devil has a British accent.
  26. [ text ]: You kept making train noises all night. Are you okay?
  27. [ text ]: I just brought some muscle cream and I smell like a herb garden.
  28. [ text ]: I think our neighbour may have gone rabid.
  29. [ text ]: I realise we were joking at the time but are you considering a stripping career?
  30. [ text ]: I don’t want to go out today. I’d rather wear wet socks all day.

date idea: we go to harry potter world and hold hands. you take out your wallet to buy me butterbeer. i take your wallet and leave you to fend for yourself in fortescues which is okay bc at least you’ll have food. 

bts: [breathes]

other group stans: they would Not have been able to get /there/ if it weren’t for other groups 😤😠😡👺

texts from last night! meme

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?

[text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

[text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

[text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW

[text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA.

[text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.

[text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

[text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it

[text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?”

[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

[text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him.

[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

[text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.

[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

[text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife.

[text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops.

[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

[text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.

[text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

[text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling

[text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.

[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us

[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

[text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

[text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

[text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me

[text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings.

[text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug”

[text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

[text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

[text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.

[text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him

[text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten

[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.

[text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.

[text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury

[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart.

[text] When was the last time you wore pants?

[text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation

[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.

[text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

[text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.

[text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going?

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition?

[text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

[text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist?

[text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special

[text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention

[text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

[text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb

[text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes

[text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.

[text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

[text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

[text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

[text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on

[text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant

[text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

[text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.

[text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat

[text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?

[text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out

[text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

[text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire.

[text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

[text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

[text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

[text] you traded sex for a burrito?

[text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

[text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

[text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.

[text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable.

[text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

[text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box

[text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.

[text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka.

[text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go

[text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

[text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

[text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you

[text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style.

[text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

[text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

[text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

[text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year

[text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.

[text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.

[text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

[text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

[text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!

[text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.

[text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

[text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok.

[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

[text] Because when I say 'You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’

[text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

[text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.

[text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed

[text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.

[text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone

[text] never. drinking. again.

[text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.

[text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

[text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.

[text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.