i like my kid a lot

  • Tony: The first time my dad caught me looking at one of those magazines, he got really upset.
  • Thor: Why?
  • Tony: Well, I guess parents don’t like knowing their kids look at that kind of stuff. That’s why they tell them they’ll go to hell or go blind. But my dad...He didn’t believe in that stuff, so my dad said “Tony, when you, you know, it uh, expends energy, both in the climax and in the daily reproduction of sperm, so if you do it a lot, it adds up, and it shortens your life span, and that’s why, on average, males have shorter life spans, because they...you know.”
  • Thor: So you were scared of death?
  • Tony: Yeah. I, I was pretty upset. And then my mom saw that I was crying, so she said this ridiculous thing. She said that she was 40, and I was 11 and if I masturbated enough, I could catch up to her, and that way we could die on the exact same day and never be apart. I think she was trying to be funny, she had a weird sense of humour. And even if she was right, I wouldn’t have been able to jack off fast enough to catch up. She died shortly after.
  • Thor: And so now, when you masturbate you think about your mother.
  • Tony: Ah, Thor, no. That’s weird.
  • Thor: Weird?
  • Tony: Weird is like when you do stuff that nobody else does, so they make fun of you for it. So when I say that I can’t masturbate because it makes me think about my mom, people laugh at you.
  • Thor: But that’s fun. Making people laugh is great.
  • Tony: It’s not, because they call you names like Tuggy Tony and you have to change schools, and it’s, it’s not fun.
  • Thor: Tony, when I masturbate I’m going to think about your mother.
  • Tony: Thor, stop!
  • Thor: But if I think about your mom when I masturbate then you won’t be weird anymore, right?
  • Tony: No, just quit talking!
  • Thor: I’m just trying to help.
  • Tony: Well you’re not!

I’m kinda still speechless because I hit 1,000 follower. Like, 1,000 people like the stuff I post and decided to follow me… that’s just amazing and it means a lot. I’m really thankful for that. I love you all!

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Quiet World

I’m at the train station and was covering my ears when a particularly loud train arrived. I was listening to the muffled sounds of the station and for a moment I really wished the world could always sound like this, or there could be a switch to turn down the volume. I considered staying like this forever but then realised that I can’t cover my ears for the rest of my life.

Also, I wouldn’t want to block out everything. Just most things. Not music, not a person talking to me, not birds, not cats purring, not kids laughing.

There’s a lot of sounds I like, it’s just… the mass of sounds and their combined volume and… it’s just all a lot and exhausting and sometimes it hurts, not just my ears but in all kinds of places (which I assume to be a form of synesthesia, but I’m not sure, it might be normal).

anonymous asked:

jdronica is very abusive. it doesn't matter if u "take out the murder", because that manipulation is a characteristic of both their relationship and jd's personality. it's like saying "here's my pedophilic ship but hey it's okay, the kid's aged up." both this scenario and an abusive ship (even taking away the manipulation and abuse) are fucked up, man

??? That makes literally no sense?
First of all, I’ve made clear that even in canon, I don’t think the relationship is that awful. It’s toxic as hell but it’s not even close to the level of some ships.
Take like, and I use this example a lot, that gross Killing Stalking couple. Even in an AU they would be awful because canonically their relationship is too repulsive to ignore, and personality wise they will always have a terribly unhealthy dynamic no mater what.
This, however, is not the case with JD and Veronica. Their relationship is not so far gone into the realm of abuse/immorality that they can’t be shipped in canon, and especially in an AU.
And what is manipulative about his personality aside from tricking her into helping him kill people? Without that he’s not manipulative at all.
I’ve said this before but one of the primary reasons I ship them is because as people, their personalities are both good as individual and super compatible as a couple. That’s why they fell in love, because they were basically perfect for each other and would have been if he hadn’t ended up doing the things he did, which again, we’re not so awful that people can’t ship them.

i started the whole “eel” thing as kinda a joke and ended up actually liking that as a name? but eel isn’t a fkn name and it sounds like im not taking this whole thing seriously SO i figured that because i live near a place called “Ely” (pronounced like eely) and spent quite a lot of time there as a kid AND also it’s not that far from my original name i thought i’d maybe give it a try? im still totally down with being called eel (this sounds so dumb im sorry) but i thought i’d try for Ely because it’s…more of an actual name. buuuuut i like both names equally!!

also i’ll probably still respond to “ellie” just bc that’s what you guys know me as and i don’t HATE it, i just thought i’d try something new

tl;dr call me ely!!!

  • someone: I miss when I was a kid and everything was simpler and I didn't worry so much :(
  • me: [ripple effect transition into flashback of me in the car in a Sonic parking lot when I was like 8] [ I'm thinking about what it would be like if my mind suddenly switched lives with someone else's, and weather, objectively, compared to all other moms, my mom is actually good, or if I just think she's good because she's the only mom I've ever had. What if everyone else is happier than me and I just don't know it. I think about how I might have been lying every time I said she was the best mom ever,

“Do you believe that a person can be hurt without being physically touched by or any external forces?”

The question above doesn’t make any relation to the title right? But soon you will know why. This question keeps on running inside my head for years now, because I’ve seen it. I’ve seen it but I don’t understand it fully.

We are in a generation where kids at their teenage year’s experiences such as fucked up thoughts, useless motions, the feeling of being unwanted, and anything that I think only people 25 above would understand. Thinking about how people act at this stage, I don’t know what they call it, is like having lots of responsibilities at a very young age. They will give you this, take care of that, and make sure not to break that trust because it’s like what our grandma use to say that once broken, it will never be the same again.

At this time of the day, what do you usually think? Usually do? To those who are very busy, what do you do during your free time? These days, teens and the not so are so busy not just school or work, but with their like “extra “ curricular activities that I don’t think is that much important because it leads to not having more time with your family, values and others.

To cut the chase, this is more like a slice of life; hope will bring you fun, laughter, a little bit of sadness, and so much complication.

-J.D.Rama

cubone-attack  asked:

As a future teacher myself I'm terrified about what people will say about me being with another man and also being an educator. However, I remember in high school having one teacher who everyone knew was gay but he never directly said it. He was kinda like my support system and really that's what I want to be to future generations of scared, confused kids. I know this didn't really answer your question but I wanted to share that I feel your struggle!

That actually helped me a lot! You are so sweet to take the time to respond! It’s good to know that I’m not alone! It may take awhile but we will figure these things out :)

anonymous asked:

Since I've been reading too much kaisoo fics nowadays, that's thanks to your Pandora box of fics rec! Just OMG iloveyou!!!😍😘 Can you imagine since ksoo is smol he often bite nini shoulder playfully whenereve they're standing together side by side . And nini kissing ksoo forehead just because he likes playful ksoo and playful ksoo only happens once in 10 years. Just kidding! 😁

Omg anon!! I’m so happy you find my fic rec helpful, and that you’ve found lots of things to read :D ily too! 

That’d be so cute tbh ;______; I’m sure they’re playful and have lots of fun together hihi~ 

Replies from the social secretary b0t, P0RNY1:

“Hello everyone. I have been SO busy. I will need another shower soon. Would you like to watch?

@jahkatai , @nornities and @willky12 , I am so happy that you like the colors of the newest alien world by @rhodalle .  We could all run around there naked if you’d like?

@nornities  , I hope to satisfy you in many ways, including your curiosity about the Ghost Festival.

@raindropdrinkwater , Alien Trust Fund Kids can be thought of as a side blog, even tho it is its own Tumblog. I’ve been thinking that *I* should have a blog of my very own so I can reblog @andantezen ‘s posts and mix them in with HOT pix of me. I think he’d appreciate that a lot.

@willky12 , I replied about the lighting mod. @nornities , I am so happy you like the pictures posted. Would you like to see HOT pix of ME and my friends?

@treason-and-plot , If you sat in a Red Chair, you might end up in the lap of a ghost. That could be fun.

@phinae-simblr  .. We BOTH like color.  A pleasure for the eyes , as you say, but it can be more. Lets paint each other’s bodies with glorious, edible colors and then lick them off each other.

@ashuriphoenix , you HOT momma, I appreciate your offer to make paintings for me. I will send you some GORGEOUS, HOT HOT pix soon, promise!

More tomorrow. Time for bed. Want to join us? RHY-zar is a VERY appropriate name for the Ascended Dragon Patriarch next to me. He does RISE most impressively..and repeatedly. 

*KISSES*

anonymous asked:

Do you think spanking a kid can be traumatic? I vaguely remember being spanked rly hard by my dad or by my mom with a hanger and I don't remember what it was for but I cried a lot and sometimes my butt hurt so much I couldn't sit and I remember once telling my sister and she was kinda cold towards me, I felt like I rly didn't deserve it but idk if it was traumatic, I'm not afraid of being hit or w/e

I do believe spanking can be traumatic and should be classified as physical abuse

I only got to work on this for a couple hours. I’m not entirely sure if I should like fully color it or not. But I think you guys can tell from the wording that this is not a good ending/story for my fatesonas xD (I’m a horrible creator for making my children suffer so much T^T)

welp, it’s time for me to get ready for work. Maybe Ill work on this after work or tomorrow. Bye~

skittymon  asked:

So how would you have wanted Yusho to be an antagonist? Like him siding with Leo or wanting to get rid of Zarc? Because while I was on board with Yusho is a villain back when Arc V aired I would like him to be a well rounded character. Like wanting to get rid of Zarc but he still loves Yuya cause he's his kid. So maybe he goes after Yuto, Yuri, and Yugo?

There are lots of ways Yusho could have been an antagonist. In fact, I’d venture to say that his story seemed more inclined to go in this direction, than for him to be the all-loving hero.

Keep reading

i ust found out that u can tottally grow crystals on things at home using alum and water (like literally it’s in a kid’s book i had growing up plus i’ve seen ‘kits’ at the store) and……. i have so many random bones laying around with nothing to do with them that i could TOTALLY just make a bunch of fucking crystal skulls and cow ribs and cow vertebate and shit man i could 100% do this. i’m gonna start off with the squirrel skull i have tho just to be safe. if it takes off…. maybe i could use the other skulls i have and make some $$$ this way (depending on how expensive the alum ends up being)

anonymous asked:

Emma if you weren't american where would you like to live?

When I was a kid, I used to want to live behind a waterfall in Iceland. I actually still think that’d be cool, but as I grew up, I started to realize that it would be noisy. I also think it’d be lovely to live in Finland. There are probably a lot of places I’d enjoy living for a little while, but ultimately, the U.S. is my home and I’d always come back here.

anonymous asked:

ToT: Shinpachi, what type of person do you see when you look at Heisuke?

“What are you asking me for?” snorts Nagakura, crossing his arms. “You know I’m just gonna tell you he’s a brat, and leave it at that. But…” He hesitates, as if something is bothering, and finally shakes his head. “All right, fine. If you want my honest opinion, I think Heisuke’s a good kid,” he continues. “Honestly, he’s pretty naïve, and thinks he can handle a lot more than he can. He always tries, though, and that’s more than I can say, for more than I’d like to admit.” He stares into the distance thoughtfully. “The kid likes fighting as much as any of us, and loves starting fights even more, but he’s not cut out for finishing them. Heisuke knows what he’s doing, but he’s not a killer. And that’s not a bad thing,” he adds, more hastily, as if something has just occurred to him. “It’s just that the kid’s got a moral compass like you wouldn’t believe, so he takes some things a little harder than the rest of us. But I guess the important thing is that even if he doesn’t like it, he’ll do whatever he has to, even if it means getting his hands dirty.” Nagakura lets out a sound somewhere between a laugh and a sigh. “Truth be told, I kinda envy how honest he is,” he adds. “Not that I don’t say what I mean—probably more than I should—but Heisuke means everything he says. If the world had more people like him in it, we might not have to fight like we are in the first place.”

anonymous asked:

hello my name is shawnee i have been playing sims for years im new to sims 4 how do you get your sims too look like this

Hii Shawnee! I’m Dani ^_^

I’ve been playing this damn game for longer than some of these kids been alive.

It takes lots of practice and lots of CC! @sssvitlans is your directory for all CC. Make sure you go onto her main tumblr page to see all the different categories!

anonymous asked:

Hey. I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for doing everything you do to protect minors from harassment. It really helps make your blog a safe space for everyone 💕

I wish there was more we could do, tbh. I shouldn’t have to feel anxious about arguing with a minor. If they’re wrong, I should be able to interact with them without worrying whether I’ll be accidentally setting a bunch of hate on them.  

It’s not great doing that to adults either, but kids?  They need to not have that happen to them while they’re still growing and figuring the world out.  

I know I was pretty fucked up at 17, my parents were abusive, bigoted asshats, and I’d absorbed a lot more of their attitudes than I would have liked. I’ll probably be unlearning it for the rest of my life.  Just growing up in our society will give you a lot of bigoted ideas, even without especially bigoted parents. 

Tumblr really ought to do more to block hate from getting to kids (stopping ppl sending obviously hateful messages if you’ve got yourself set as a minor, etc), but who knows when or if they will?

It’s up to us to do our best while this shitty “freeze peach” system is still in place. Free speech protection should not extend to abuse. 

-Mod Siarl

anonymous asked:

Hi! How are you? I've been folowing your blog for a while and I've learned lots of interesting stuff from you so thank you for sharing your knowledge. I want to ask you something, I can't see spirits but I can feel their presence, and the only way we've communicated has been through "dreams" does that make sense? Lately one spirit has been bothering me too much, no matter how much I tell them to stop they won't and they get pissed off when I don't want to share my energy with them, (1)

So they take the shape of kids and sometimes there are also dog like creatures with very sharp teeth that bite into my hands until I try to fight them off, I rarely have vivid dreams where I can feel pain so I thought it was some sort of spirit since my siblings can see them but refuse to use these powers, and as far as I know I am the least powerful from them (we are three and theynare older than me) so how can I make this spirit stop? Is there a way? Or am I just too crazy? Thanks for ur time

If a spirit really wants to get your attention, they will do so outside of a dream. Spirits won’t just do one thing, like appear in a dream. They’ll appear in a dream, then move something, then later make you hear a voice, then later psychically appear, or any number of things. It sounds to me like you’re just having really vivid recurring dreams. But if you do have spirit problems, all you have to do is keep telling the spirit to stop and leave you alone.