okay I know everyone is here for weirdo Miraculous side effects like Adrien spontaneously purring and Marinette just sticking an entire damn rose in her mouth because it’s infested with aphids om nom nom, but listen, LISTEN:
Adrien inexplicably growing soft fluffy kitty ears and a floofy-ass golden tail overnight, and Plagg’s TOTAL DISDAIN in the morning because “WHAT THE HELL, WHY ARE YOU NOT SLEEK AND BLACK-FURRED, I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE LIKE THIS”.
and of course Adrien’s just like “Plagg oh god I AM GROWING CAT PARTS WTF THIS WAS NOT IN THE MANUAL” and then Plagg’s like “okay a) we both know even if there WAS a manual neither of us would have read it and b) shhhh no it’s okay, I love you just the way you are, you’re still my kitten even if you are–” *shudder* “–BLONDE.”
“PLAGG THAT IS NOT MY ACTUAL PROBLEM–wait you what me?? I’m your what??”
“OH LOOK IT’S A LASER POINTER.”
“That’s not gonna DISTRACT–!” *crash*
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Marinette is carefully braiding her new antennae into her pigtails and everyone at school is going to think her new ribbons are SUPER CUTE.