i like it very very much

after watching Neo Yokio I’m fully convinced that all those infamous tweets Jaden Smith made like “How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real” were jokes and the whole time he was just fucking with us.

brielyse95  asked:

One last title I think: you're a freaking Disney princess

Made up fic titles!  

You’re a Freaking Disney Princess

Natasha Romanoff isn’t very used to losing in battle, and she would be very upset to know that it was Darcy Lewis who bested her in combat (by dropping a ten pound can of beans on her head during run of the mill Clint Barton approved training).  The Black Widow would be livid….if she could only remember who she is.

Darcy has to come to grips with the fact that she recalibrated all of the Black Widow out of Natasha Romanoff, and what is left is something akin to a Disney Princess…wide eyed, astonished, kind, happy and absolutely helpless.  

She’s gotta get the former Black Widow,  current Princess Sparkles, across the country, back to the Avengers secret base in order to set the spy’s mind to rights.  Or maybe, along the way, true love’s kiss from the former Winter Soldier might make everything back to normal.

anonymous asked:

on some episode of always open, didn't lindsay say she's been attracted to girls?? fucking hidden bi power couple.

STOP I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING

english professors: It doesn’t matter if you’re making money! You’re doing what you love!! You’re getting fulfillment out of your life!!! You’re making a difference!!! money doesn’t matter :)

My English Ed classmates, sobbing, dabbing at their eyes with a silk handkerchief: YESSS;; THANK YOU,,, EXACTLY WHAT I NE;EEDED TO H;EAR RIGH;T NOW;;;

Me, a Lit Major and Uninspired Gremlin that Doesn’t Want to be a Teacher™: …thank

fellas is it gay to be a boy who is very in love with my boyfriend?

Headcanon: Ardeth is really turned on by navels. Yup. So all those belly dancing outfits and dresses that show off a nice navel? He’s floored by them. He doesn’t even know why. It’s just… not an outfit normally worn by his family’s tribe or by anyone he sees on a regular basis and therefore navels are not something he’s used to seeing and it just drives him kindof crazy.

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Having a soft heart in a cruel world is a strength, not a weakness.

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mugwort - happiness
lilac - first emotions of love 

sketches of my boy (Damien) that I’m uploading before 3 years pass and I improve too much to dig my past/present out like this 

short & sweet ♡

Let this picture do the speaking for you.
What do you think it says?

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