i like it oh yes i do

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“Well, I feel like one thing has been missing since we moved to San Myshuno. I’m sure it’s something that you’ve been missing as well even if you haven’t complained once. So, I went out and bought this on my way to work a few days ago and it’s finally here. I’m sure you will love this.”

Samantha raises her eyebrows, intrigued by Caleb’s words. “Oh? Well you’ve caught my attention.”

“Yeah? Do you want to see what I got you?”

Practically jumping with excitement, Samantha nods. “Yes, yes, yes! Show me!”

anonymous asked:

I read a post about how Tina always come second for Newt, after his creatures. I really think that is not the case. What do you think?

Oh Christ, is this going to be like that Daddy!Newt post? (XXXX)

Yes, Newt will continue to love his creatures - but his creatures are a separate entity to his own fucking wife, jfc. His creatures are his WORK, and yes he loves them too which is a bonus…but I don’t think Tina will “always come second for Newt”.

Maybe in their early marriage, it MIGHT be a talking point for them that he has to work out - how to balance the two separate parts of his life and also make them come together.

A creature giving birth? Dude, Tina would be down there WITH HIM. He would teach her the different habits and feeding times of his creatures so she can HELP HIM. I’m sure that it’s part of her character development in the first movie - from “an extermination guide” to “we need to find your creatures” to “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”. She is going to help him with the creatures - “his creatures” becomes “their creatures”.

I just…I am at a loss for words that people would misunderstand Newt’s character…the film, according to EDDIE FUCKING REDMAYNE, is him learning to grow close to people, how to be himself around other people. He’s not going to remain “creatures creatures creatures” for the entire fucking series, oh my God.

A/N: This is not anger directed at you, anon, I know you don’t agree with that shit.

anonymous asked:

"YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP" please 😁

harry paulie

YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP

well what was i supposed to say? i didn’t want you to freak out

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME

I WOULD HAVE DRESSED ACCORDINGLY AND APPROPRIATELY

i’m sorry baby!

you’re never doing that to me again

oh i definitely am

no you’re not

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I HAVE A HC WHERE SIRIUS HAS A SISTER/TWIN AND WHEN REMUS SAW THEM HE WAS LIKE lmao im bi as fuck

OH MY GOD YES😂

“THEY’RE BOTH SO HOT???? I???? FUCK WHAT DO I DO NOW????” 😂😂

anonymous asked:

Hi Nicole! How are you? I was wondering if you ever read fanfic? If so, which stories/writers are your favourite?

I’m good, thanks! Coming to the very end of the weekend right now, though, which is always HORRIBLE because ~work~, etc. I do read fanfic, yes (and have done for multiple fandoms for like twelve years now…), although not everything that gets published. Let me go through the authors alphabetically and pick out a few faves. Some have only written one; others were/are a little more prolific…

AnotherDayInHistory
aurora b
itsme_JP
lizwontcry
PeggyCarters
RocknRoll_Goddess
roguefembot
unsubstitute

And obviously these aren’t chosen as a slight to ANYBODY else. I do read and love other fics/authors as well, but these are the ones whose names make me go: “OH YES. REC REC REC.”

anonymous asked:

I feel ya anon!! I adore Lauren but she still has some growing to do. Like oh, magazines are talking about the photos you released 😱 Shocker!!! For someone who claims to be smart and woke, she sure lets her emotions get the better of her.

she’s an emotional person, yes

oh my god…..listening to other ppl who have sos talk just makes me think like holy shit….do i sound like this??? do i also never fuckin shut up about who im dating ??? the answer is probably yes and im disgusted

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Dash: [shushing Emusci] Oh yes, I’m very appreciative of you. But you see, I’m here to help you. You do not look so happy, my friend! Why, there is moss creeping up on you, and damp inching through you. Would you like to dry off for a bit? […] Well, I understand that, but you cannot give into the will of others forever. You are a stone! A grand member of the ground. And you let others dictate you? My, I have never known a stone to be so easily taken advantage of.

Valk: [murmuring] Emusci, listen. There is something vibrating.

Emusci: [breathless] It’s the stone.

Dash: Oh, who minds that you help to hold up the other stones? It should be their job to hold up themselves, if they are indeed self-respecting stones!

[With a loud crash, a large chunk of stone falls out of their hold. There seems to be an audible sigh. Dash pats it gladly]

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Went to see Beauty and the Beast and Power Rangers today with former crush and friends AND IT WAS AMAZING.

Oh god, I love Beauty and the Beast AND THE POWER RANGERS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD YOU GOTTA WATCH IT MAN.

man watching movies has never been this fun before, until I went with my friends. I need to do this more often.

Welp, gonna go listen to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack now, because fucking Evermore.

EDIT: I thought more about it, and I just REALLY love Billy in the Power Rangers movie (whenever he did his little clap, I clapped too because I just couldn’t help it) and also, best part about it while I was watching the movie is that throughout it, I was hearing someone clapping and it took me some time, but it turned out the clapping was coming from a little boy who was sitting by us and JUST…

it was SO cute, like it was offputting at first because I didn’t know where it was coming from, but after I discovered the source, it made a lot of sense. The clapping certainly happened whenever I started shaking and felt like flapping because the movie was JUST SO GREAT (he was likely stimming). And what was even better is that his clapping caused the rest of the audience to clap a few times with him.

Just, it was a great movie experience.

That ol Razzle Dazzle.

The woman raised her feeble hand to her eye to remove the prison allowing him to come out. Her body transformed into a tall lanky man with long hair and a tan. “Ladies and Gentlemen a pleasure..” he would boast flickering his hair in a flamboyant manner.  The figure smiled and did a little head nod with a manic laugh. “Name is Hallelujah. “The man would bow.  He would glide in a flamboyant manner to each side of the stage with his long lanky arms wide open.

“I need a volunteer. “  He would look into the crowd. “Someone would like to come up and help out. It will be real quick I promise. “He would wait until someone volunteer.  He would grin at the volunteer sizing them up. “Oh yes, you will do just fine.”  Hallelujah flicks his wrist and a tiny top hat would appear. He showed the audience and asked, “See anything yes or no?” He handed to the volunteer. “Please state if it’s empty. “

A smirk would grace his lips. “Now hand it back to me thank you.” Hallelujah did some hand tricks flipping the top hat to and fro. He popped it once and placed it upside down in the palm of his hand. He pulled out a skinny elegant sword. Hallelujah placed the top hat on the ground upside down. He took the sword and balanced the sword on his finger tip. With a few whirls and small dance he stopped.

Hallelujah placed the tip of the sword at his teeth tilting his head back the sword began to slide down his throat slowly. He would bend over showing the sword is down his throat with a wink he bends back up.  He would swing his hips side to side playfully. He motioned his assistant to grab the hat. He pulled another sword out. Hallelujah placed the tip on the teeth and it slides down his throat with ease.  

He would motion his assistant to grab the handle. He would grab the other and with a motion, they would pull the two swords out together. Hallelujah would showcase his assistant and would bow as well. “Thank you all. I must go for now. “He would wink once more raising his hand to be set back into his prison. The form would change back into the female that was standing there before.

@clandestine-carnival @small-powerful-deeds 

kitsunesongs  asked:

So, thinking of Light!Obi-Wan, I can't help but think his reaction to everything would be turning into a solar griffin. He'd be like the honey badger don't care meme, but as a griffin. 'Oh, you want me to do x thing? Can't, I'm a solar griffin.' 'Oh, you want to talk about my attachment to Anakin - oops, can't hear you, I'm a solar griffin now.' 'Oh, Anakin, the chancellor wants to speak to you - well, I guess that means you don't want to fly around on my back when I'm a solar griffin...'

Yes!

I mean, look. after everything that happened on Mortis Obi Wan has seen and dealt with more shit than anyone can take in one lifetime. He is done. He is so fucking done. He just does not care anymore about half the things he previously cared about. Like, he’s now the living embodiment of the light side and can turn into a solar griffin at will. Everything else feels a bit insignificant when compared to that.

And I mean, who’s going to actually argue with the man now that he’s the living embodiment of the light and can turn into a solar griffin at will (apparently a lot of people but turning into said solar griffin tends to get them to drop whatever stupidity they are currently doing/suggesting)

anonymous asked:

I wouldn't say Louis' team is "incompetent". They can be sufficiently competent for other clients but they purposefuly don't promo Louis and give him a bad image. What confuses me tho is why do they get offended when people call them out? If they actively try to make Louis fail then they should know they are going to be criticized and even be smug about it, like "yes, we are these hoes who destroyed Louis and you can't do anything about it haha". Why block people who notice that they are shitty?

Oh yes, I meant they’re incompetent for Louis. Because they’re great to promote JA and Elk, but Louis? Há. They’re doing because they know they’re wrong and if people search for their names they’ll see all those bad comment and start to wonder if they’re really good at all 

@sweetlilchicken-nugget ohhhh yes!! I always forget about the tailoring. Aw imagine Eggsy just sitting there, concentrating so hard on stitching a button hole, a little furrowed brow and his tongue between his teeth I NEED

@thenerdyindividual oh my god, imagine if it started between Harry and Lancelot when they were bored. Then they realized how much it pissed Arthur off so they kept doing it. Now it’s like a Kingsman tradition; to see how quickly one could make Chester King blow a gasket over “inappropriate use of Kingsman time and supplies”

@your-eggcellency now this I need to see. Fat little JB tripping over his own feet, good god.

hey so i know that dismissing all the “this is just like when ___ happened in ___ book/movie/tv show” posts as “white privileged liberalism” is real popular right now but like

a lot of autistic ppl process real life events through fiction

and comparisons are the only way we can understand the severity of something

(heck my four year old brother is autistic and he only speaks referentially he literally can’t understand something you’re saying unless someone has said it in a tv show)

so like when i say “oh this is just like when umbridge took over at hogwarts” what i mean is “this is a funny thing to say, yes, but im also contextualizing my experience in a way that means i can understand fully the emotions and social context involved because i’m autistic and don’t understand these things like allistics do”

(allistics are welcome and encouraged to reblog)

The power of psychology will bring a breath of fresh air to the legal system.

This took forever  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

But it was worth it! She’s finished and ready to shine in the spotlight!

Hope you like it.

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  • Leo: do you like it?
  • Guang-Hong: it's adorable.
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  • Guang-Hong: you're cute when you babble.
  • Leo: *blushes* I love you.
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Out of Ten - Sherlock x Reader

This idea came to me late, late at night.

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood


It had become a habit, somehow for you to rate things Sherlock said on a scale of 1-10 depending on how okay they were to say. Usually, he was stuck below six.

“Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.”

“Three.” You stated, not looking up from your phone.

Sherlock sent you an apologetic shrug.


“For the sake of law and order I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship.”

“Two!” You blurted, a little shocked yourself.


“You know, (Y/n), sometimes I do wonder how this funny little scale of yours works.”  Sherlock commented one day while he sat flipping through some papers.

“Oh?” You asked, focused more on John’s blog which you were scrolling through than the current conversation.

“Yes.” He threw the papers aside, his full attention now resting on you. “For example, some things get a look of shock from most people but you only give me a six.”

“Well, like what?”

“Well,” Sherlock stood up, “Say I said, ‘Oh this murder is impressive! Beautiful! Gorgeous!’ What would you rate that?”

You laughed, closing your laptop, “Five.”

Sherlock’s eyebrow twitched, a smirk appearing on his lips.

“You aren’t as boring as I first thought.” He said, giving you an expectant sideways look.

“Eight.”

“I’ve even started to enjoy having you around.” Sherlock, strode towards you, slowly.

“Nine…” You said, a little bit confused.

“You might even say,” He said, standing over you, “That I’ve become attached to you.”

You didn’t say anything, just stared up at this strange, strange man.

“I’m going to need a rating.” Sherlock said with a smirk.

“Ten.”

“Brilliant.”

He leaned down, taking your face in his hands and pressed a kiss to your lips. It was fast and confusing, but it was heat and fire and electricity. It felt right, strangely, like there was no where else that conversation could have gone.

Sherlock pulled away from you, staring at you with his head tilted, pondering.

“Twelve.” You stated and a grin burst onto Sherlock’s features.

“Oh good, that’s reassuring.”

“Oh I bet.” So you leaned up and kissed him again, your smile melting into his.


Masterlist

“Mizar, would you like a tasty Reptilink?”

Yes give foob. Om nom. Mine.

“Uh, you’re going to want to eat that longways. Do you want some help?”

No, dis my foob I eat it. No take. Mine.

“Yeah, I don’t want to take it away, honey. It just won’t go down sideways, you’ve got to turn it.”

No take, I eat. My foob I eat it. Good foob is mine.

“… Uh. Sure, whatever. You’ll figure it out I guess.”

Yes, mine. I eat it. Om nom.

“Oh, Mizar.”