date night every wednesday (bc Fridays are busy) and sometimes it’s fancy, other times it’s not (”What do you mean Panda isn’t romantic? This is peak romance right here.”)
randomly massages parts of your body without asking
“What are you looking at Shiro?” “Only the most beautiful person in the universe.” “You’re a loser.” “But a loser who’s in looove~”
*soft sigh* “How did I get so lucky?” you’d think you’d be used to this, but it still makes you blush years later
“You’re so perfect, absolutely perfect.” “Shiro…I’m picking up dog shit.” “Yeah~”
has pictures of you, your daughters, and your pitbulls (3) all over his work area
there’s a small voltron dedicated area too, but it’s tiny compared to his family area. Lance is appalled.
“You won’t believe how cute my girls were this weekend!” proceeds to whip out the new 63 photos long album on facebook
speaking of, amateur Dad Photographer Shiro
he’s got a fancy Cannon with a bunch of different lenses
weekend daughter photoshoots are a hoot
your girls grow up loving it, being dramatic, imitating tyra banks, wearing ridiculous outfits, they are owning that back yard
they continue pretty much until the girls are like 13, because “It’s embarrassing dad!” “Ok, but I’m supposed to be embarrassing?”
Soccer Mom Shiro
he’s got shirts that say his daughter’s names and numbers for every sport
he’s got noise makers and flags
the obnoxious parent who heckles the refs
“Hey ref! Did you come from FootLocker!? Because that was BULLSHIT!”
“oH SCREW YOU COACH! YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ELBOW GETS THROWN??!!”
he gets red carded, a lot.
you don’t even fight it anymore
the team loves him though because he’s super supportive of the other girls and he brings some killer snacks
not homemade though, he can’t cook for shit
remember his Expedition? He finally traded her in for a new version and is the official Mom Car™ for team/friend trips
let me repeat, he can not cook for shit. but for some reason he can throw it down of the barbecue
convinced it’s a perk you unlock after childbirth
very protective of his daughters, but respects their right to privacy and right to do their own things
but he taught them how to fight, so every fuck boi within a 10 mile radius knows not to fuck with the Shirogane Twins
he chugs that Respect Women Juice
wants to break a kid the first time a daughter cries over a romantic partner. but then he remembers murder on Earth is illegal.
overly supportive in whatever his daughters and you choose to pursue
just overly supportive in everything really
he basically lives for you guys
doesn’t get sick for some reason, so whenever someone is sick in the house, Nurse Shirogane/Dad is on it
“Who wore their shoes in the house?? Seriously?”
*pinches his nose with a deep sigh* “I’m sorry, my daughter punched Travis. But frankly, he kept harassing her even after she told him to stop snapping her bra strap. So the question we should be addressing here, Principal, is why your teacher allowed this sexual harassment to continue and did nothing to help my daughter?” Guess who got detention? Not his daughter.
Wants to cry a bit when his daughters start asking questions about sex
but he’ll be damned if they don’t know everything
it was actually a good family talk, after the initial awkwardness
The Hot Dad
his daughters’ friends all have a crush on him and he can’t figure out why
it’s totally not because he’s hot
or that he’s actually interested in what they have to say
or that he does yard work shirtless
or that he remembers random facts about them that they thought he would forget
his daughters are grossed out
you think its hilarious because you get to tap that
drops off his girls at school
“Have fun! I love you! Make good decisions! I miss you already!”
“OmG DAD GO HOME!”“GROOOOSSS!”
goes to pick them up and has a little sign like people do at the airport that says “Shirogane” with like glitter and hearts and shit
the twins are embarrassed each time but they secretly love it
threw up the first time he had to change a poopy diaper
he did it though. he did it.
sings around the house a lot, just little random song parts or to the dogs
“Where oh where are my pup-py dogs~?” the dogs come slipping and sliding around the corner every time you guys come home
*badly and purposely out of tune* “And there’s the love of my liiiiife!!!~” “Oh stop it Shiro!” “She thinks I’m talking about her~. but I’m talking about the noo~odles~” *you throw a noodle at his head*
accompanied by bad dance moves
speaking of puppy dogs, has 3 pitbulls that look vicious as hell but they’re just as sweet as him
they are wonderfully trained and big babies
his ‘other children’
wouldn’t hurt a fly, but ain’t nobody fuck with you guys on walks
Their names are Mr. Murder (Murds for short), Cupcake (Cakey), and Rebel (Bells). He didn’t name them. The girls did.
There is also a grumpy house cat that nobody knows how old it is or how you acquired it. The Captain has just, always been…
Cappy showed up one day and never left
he’s a solid grey Blue Russian/Siamese mix with green eyes that rules the dogs
only loves Shiro and tolerates everyone else (he loves you guys really, but Shiro is his person)
Shiro baby talks him, “Who’s a good murder cat? You are! Yes! You!!!”
the house cleaner, his house and yard is spotless.
once broke out a ruler to measure the grass. you made fun of him.
“I swear to God, if Jim’s nasty ass tree grows over the fence this year, I will cut it down. I don’t give a fuck.”
fond of power washing
hot mechanic, does his own car work
head kisses for everyone! you are a well kissed family
also you’re the couple that’s always got your hands linked, arms wrapped around each other, or just leaning against each other
you’re always touching. always.
family Halloween costumes
Halloween is his JAM
lives for Halloween decorating
watches House Hunters religiously
The one who drags the family to World Market and Kohl’s for house decor
the house is definitely decorated for every major holiday
and he’s actually really good at decor? Like, you wouldn’t think so given with his clothing style and bad hair cut, but wow. you’ve got a nice house. (yes, i’m dragging Shiro)
you’ve come home routinely to the girls doing is hair and makeup and nails
“Hey honey, look how pretty I am. Didn’t the girls do a wonderful job?” “Just…marvelous dear.” “Right? Your turn is next.” oh no…
doesn’t wash off the nail polish, nobody makes fun of him. nobody.
tries to make you breakfast in bed on your birthday and valentine’s day
he can only make harboiled eggs and toast
when the girls get older, it gets more elaborate because they can help
super excited to teach the girls how to drive, but worried about dying
screamed more than once in the car and tried to slam on his invisible break
“Please…stop… you’re making my hair whiter…”
“I said SLOW, THIS IS NOT SLOW!!!”
Hands are pressing on the roof of the car and he’s twisted in the seat trying to brace himself
one day he figures out how to work the crockpot and can now contribute to family meals
loves taking you guys camping
tent camping, because RV camping ‘isn’t real’
everyone needs a personal bear mace and a dog at all times
the cat goes too, on a harness
family snuggles in the hammock for star gazing. including said pets. it’s a big hammock.
everyone has an absurd knowledge about space. he was an astronaut and lived in space for a few years, so yeah
routinely uses Scary Aunt Allura as a threat
selfies!!! he has a lot of surprise ones where he just comes up and kisses you and takes the picture
the girls are selfie queens too family pictures happen. a lot.
“Family selfie!!” “We’re at Albertson’s????” “Don’t care, get in here.”
just, embarrassing but totally authentic dad!Shiro melts me
Nct dream reaction to their s/o being born in 00 or younger
MARK- This boy would be so caring! He’d always want to make sure you’re alright and we’ll. He loved that you were younger than him and would think of you as so SMOL. He’d always be by your side to protect you from things that’s weren’t that big of a deal.
-Y/N YOU HAVE TO PUT ON YOUR SCARF!! YOU’RE GOING TO CATCH A COLD!
-I don’t need a scarf Mark! Besides I’m a big girl I don’t need you to tell me what to do
-Big girl? you’re the youngest thing I’ve ever seen in my life!
-Mark what are you talking about, I’m not even that much younger than you. *laughs while walking away*
-*Raps a scarf around you* See now, you won’t be cold *kisses your cheek*
-Aw Mark *Blushes*
RENJUN- He’d be so cute with you! He loved that you were around the same age. He’d keep your relationship on the down low when you two are around other members but as soon as its just the two of you, he wouldn’t be able to keep his eyes off you.
-Y/N you know you’re so cute right *heart eyes*
-What are you talking about Renjun, we both know that you’re the cute one in this relationship
-*looks at you in disbelief* Are you crazy? Look at you! *squishes your face*
-*starts tickling you* Say you’re the cutest one here! Or I won’t stop!
-Hahaha Omg Renjun stop! *Starts fidgeting from him tickling you*
-Say it Y/N *tickles you even more*
-Okayokay *Hahaha* I’M THE CUTEST ONE HERE!
-There you go *Stops tickling you* Was that THAT bad?
-No, it wasn’t that bad *looks away*
-*kisses you* See you’re the cutest
JENO- you two would be so cute together and everyone would tell you two that. He’d walk you places to make sure that nothing bad happened to you. He’d take car of you so well, since you were younger. He’d always have an eye on you.
-Jisung do you know where Y/N is?
-Um no sorry
-God where is she? Maybe something bad happened to her!?
He would look everywhere for you, hoping that you were alright.
-Y/N! Where were you! I was looking everywhere for you!
-Jeno i told you I was going to the washroom
-OMG never do that again I thought you died! (He’d be super dramatic)
-Its been 5 minutes!
-Okay, now that you’re here! wanna go to the fair? *smiley eyes*
-UM k. This is sudden
-*kisses you then grabs your arm and drags you away to the fair*
HAECHAN- Honestly you two would have a love-hate relationship, you guys would insult each other like every second of the day. Mark would hate you guys so much, always making fun of him. Haechan would always say things like “I know you love me” and just cheesy things like that
-Hey Y/N can I ask you a question?
-Sure what is it?
-Why do you like me? *He’d tilt his head to the side like a cute lil dog*
-*Cuts you off* actually I know why, I mean look at me, how can you not like me?
-*blinks at him*
-I mean I don’t even know how you can keep your hands off me!
-HAECHAN! you can’t just say things like that!
-Well if it makes you fell better, I’ve fallen for you too Y/N *literally falls*
JAEMIN- Although you guys were dating you guys would act like BFF. Always by each other’s side, always laughing He’d treat you almost like a little sister. Like all the other boys he’d always want to protect you. ( But lately, with Jaemin’s herniated disc you’d be taking care of him)
-Y/N I’m fine! You can go home, it’s okay
-No! I need to take care of you! I still have soup for you!
-But I had all the soup! And it was SUPER good, but Y/N you have to go home and sleep, it’s late
-Okay fine, but only because you want me to. If it was up to me I’d stay with you the entire night, so that you wouldn’t be lonely.
-Your health is more important than my loneliness.
-*kisses him on his forehead* Bye babe, sleep well
-Y/N! *You look back at him* Love you
CHENLE- This lil ball of joy would be just the sweetest. Always making sure that you were happy and taken care of. He’d love calling you cute nicknames that made you smile. Which would make him smile, JUST A LOT OF SMILES
-Hey Y/N *He’d say singing* I bought you something!
-Chenle, you don’t have to buy me anything.
-*Shows you a bouquet of flowers and chocolate* Here you go Y/N I remember you telling me that these was your favorite flowers *smiles at you*
-Omg Chenle! You shouldn’t have (all you could do was smile at this ball of sunshine)
-And I got you the sweetest chocolate cause you’re the sweetest girl *heart eyes*
-*kisses his cheek* you’re one of a kind Zhong Chen Le
JISUNG- He’d be a little shy around you when the others are around, but he’d be super open with you then the doors are closed. Although he’s the maknae and he’s usually the “baby” of the group he’d still be protective over you.
-Wait Y/N don’t do that! You might get hurt!
-Jisung.. I know how an oven works…
-Okay fine, but when you’re done can I lick the spoon? *cutely blinking at you*
-Sure Jisung, but don’t touch that bowl, its hot
-Hehe you don’t want me to get hurt? *blink blink*
-No i don’t, now here’s your spoon
-Yummmy this is so good! Who’s it for?
-It’s for you, now can I actually finish this? So I have something to give you later
-Okay sure I’ll pretend like I didn’t try it yet *blows you a kiss*
Just a little fun fact for you guys, all our admin are born 00 or younger
When you and Jackson like each other but Jackson asks you for your friend’s name to give to Mark. You misunderstand and think that Jackson likes your friend so you distance yourself from Jackson. Jackson then gets Mark to talk to you and Mark accidentally reveals that Jackson likes you after which you and Jackson confess to each other~
Guys. GUYS. This was originally 15 texts and I had to condense it because a photoset can’t be more than 10. Tumblr! Why you do this?
I really adore your art it's so cute! I was wondering since you draw a lot of the batfam have you ever drawn the superfam like Chris, Conner, Cir-el, Kara, Kenan, Traci, Natasha, and Jon? I'm just curious because I would like to see your interpretations of them. Anyways, keep up the awesome work! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
Thank you so much! Omg, I’m so sorry, because from all those person you said, I only know tree of them: Kara, Conner and Jon. Even so, i don’t really know Jon’s story in depth (or his character at all, I don’t read supersons, I see it a lot in my dash tho). But, here it is the tree I know:
happy valentines day, pals!!! this is a list of the wonderful people ive gotten to know through inuyasha, and boy there’s a lot of them! under a read more to keep from flooding dashboards so read on to see me use words like “i love” and “like” and “omg” and “!!!” 1000 times!
Hi hello! Random anon here to tell you that your Chat Finds Out fic is slowly making me die inside. It's SO GOOD! Awkward Adrien must be rlly fun to write, cause it's fun to read owo
Hello, random anon! I’m glad you like my fic! But pls don’t die i’ll lose a reader
And omg you have no idea how fun it is to write Awkward Adrien bc I have not written a fanfic in ages and suddenly I have this multi-chaptered fic in my hands full of just Adrien being awkward af?? Because it’s so fun??? I just like messing with him so much omg
The boy needs a lot of help—-
Here is a bonus doodle of Adrien wearing that sundress:
Sarah, have you heard of the leaked passport photos? Some saesang fans got their fingers on them apparently and they have been spreading like wildfire on social medias anD PEOPLE EVEN MAKE FUN OF THE PHOTOS. It's such a disgusting invasion of privacy I want to scream. Since you have a great influence, I was hoping you could help let people know that it is NOT okay to keep spreading these PRIVATE photos
SO ITS RLLY PASSPORT PICS?? HOLY SHIT WTF OMG
OK THATS NOT OK, LIKE NOBODY LIKES TO SHOW THE PIC ON A PASSPORT EVEN TO FRIENDS, SO ITS RLLY UNFAIR TO SHARE THAT😭😭😭😭
Like they need privacy wth
Anonymous said: Can I ask for a Chris Kreider imagine and can it be about him taking his kids to team practice and the guys making fun of him cuz there are like five or six of them and then the reader pops up and she’s pregnant again!
A/N: literally i was like ‘who is this guy again’ and looked up his tag and was like ‘omg its the guy who used to kiss talbys helmet!!!’ lol well i hope u liked it :) also writing this was a different POV was weird and sorry if it was weird to read or anything
Word Count: 1,730
The fact the Kreider family was big wasn’t new news. So knowing the four kids would be skating around the ice rink, the oldest three in their hockey gear, everyone was happy enough to have the little ones on the ice. With practice over, a few Rangers stayed behind and hung out with Chris and his kids.
😩 im just here to have fun and i woke up half an hour ago and im already seeing multiple white people get upset about how doomreaper is making them feel bad about shipping r69 or something like feel free to keep pairing gabe with jack or whatever just dont make fun of a nonwhite (PREDOMINATELY black) fandom for making fun of your horrendous ship and its horrendous fandom and the horrendous, racist content it revolves around
like is it a douchey coping mechanism to compare the two pairings? sure i guess
is it feasible that nonwhites need to cope in this (VERY HARMLESS OMG) way because they used to be on that r69 train before they got alienated by the awful fandom? maybe❗️
Do you have any tips with making friends on Tumblr? I'm so lonely :( Every time I talk to a simblr it's always too business-y and very professional. I've been trying to get the chat on through asks but I never get a reply. And I'm very awkward. Maybe my messages are too awkward. I think I'm too weird and stupid for this community :(
hey anon :-( don’t be discouraged!! lots of people (including me) say omg make friends it’s fun - and it’s easier said than done tbh. i recommend talking to mutuals like someone you can almost feel the chemistry with (you like each others posts) and start out by commenting or sending them asks. then progress to messaging and stuff!! good luck and you are definitely not stupid :-(